Hemsworth bros....
So no difference with Cavill, then.
Why won't bongs just speak English?
>>215586526I'm sorry "charismatic" has too many letters for your monkey brain
>>215586524Henry Cavill is the best actor of his generation
>>215586537He's bald
I give it a chance if he fucks dandelion in the ass
are all the women black and brown still
>>215586502>You're a fucking bollard mate
what's a bollard
>>215586537saar
https://gofile.io/d/qhNlvG
>>215586694Funny how they decided to start in the same way of Cavill's opening scene: killing a kikimora, except they did it shitter with the cat potion lasting 10 seconds just to do a clean close up on Hemsworth's face.
>>215586502Why he having laser swordThought this was not a star wars?!
>>215586524fpbp, going to be hilarious seeing seething autismos try to pretend cavill is a great actor and wasn't always shit casting for geralt now that new thing is here.
liam hemsworth was never a good actoralso i'm surprised he's still around i feel like i haven't seen him for 10 years
>>215586690
>>215586742good morning sir
>>215586502sounds like a perfect recast
>>215586775You reminded me of that video where a guy tries to commit suicide by jumping off a building and gets one of these stuck in his ass.
>>215586730quick peek
>>215586730lmao they even reshot the ciri and geralt finding each other at the end of S1they're trying to erase the memory of henry as geralt by having liam basically do the same scenes >see it was actually liam the whole time
The Blackfish has seen better days t-t
kek
The first monster hunting scenes are actually alright though
>>215586775what do mutts call these
>>215586502shame, we will never get good faithful geralt Chris was my fan casting, his look in Snowwhite was spot on. They could just lean into more agile witcher instead of trying to buff up hemsworth but that takes talent to make something good not fuckign Xena.not with extremist chuds simping for awful bodybuilder cavill because he posted once a picture of him building pc so he is just like them
>>215586533>bollard>billiards>bollocksTalk like humans plox>>215587027Barriers, as in the English word, barrier. It means a structure blocking a pathway or direction
>>215586502This headline is kind of transphobic no?
What the fuck is a bollard lmao
Netflix employs 80% of Hollywood dwarfs in a single show. This is very good.
>>215587210>dwarfs getting work>peter dinklage dislikes this post
>>215587210>>215587266They should have only used Dinkaling to play all the dwarves. Like the Oompa-Loompa guy.
>>215587050>>215586502poor bro, got bad genetics compared to chris.
>>215586502Cavill was the only one to stop foids from raping the books
>>215586502>2/5 ratinghenry chads won
>>215586742he redeemed the franchise switch card saar
>>215587373After dinosaurs i wouldn't even give it 1/5
>>215587366Yet they did it since the first episode. Cavill accomplished very little.
>>215587366muh cavill.fuck off simphe was shit in even shittier series
should have just gender swapped at this point
>>215587509>>215587508Women will always be inferior writers to men
>every thug is wearing a band of rags and scraps>here is ciri cute little sexy goblin body ripe for many mating presses staring at the horizon like she craves cock in her soulwhat did they mean by this
why does he make online foids seethe so hard? is that because they were unable to break his autist mind?
>fat dude is the one who thinks of foodbit racist innit
>>215587509Meh, the witcher books are very outspoken against racism
>>215586502Do they try to explain why he looks different?
>>215587650No and they do a flashback montage at the start to gaslight you into thinking that Henry never existed
>>215587611yeah sapkowski is proto sjwbut its not retarded american take its bit more nuanced take
>>215587210More dwarfs>>215587266Five dwarfs in this episode so far and not a single one is him
>>215587611This, The Witcher was always anti-chud.
>>215587210>>215587728This is pretty cool, actually. I think midgets should get more appreciation. More than browns do anyway.
>>215587591retarded nepobaby with team of pr guys simping to chuds
>>215587728>Five dwarfs in this episode so far and not a single one is himnetflix will be hearing from his lawyers shortly
>>215586537>Henry Cavill is the best actor of his generationHe hides it well
What's the point of being a mage if you are just gonna get shanked like a common street rat? Guess the magic's only good for looking cool. Oh and she didn't even bother to put up a fight. Must be nice to be that useless.
There’s an entire generation who can’t do anything without running it past AI first but apparently nobody can even look up what a bollard is
>>215587068those types of barriers are called bollards
uhhhhhh
>>215588049
>>215587509>CD Projekt Red successfully design the witches to be distinct and easily recognizable>Show runners: "Let's change them all into featureless browns, YAAAASS"I watched through season 2 and I still couldn't figure out who was who.
>>215587068>That's not a cottage, that's a building.>That's not a cake, that's a dessert.>That's not a shirt, that's a garment.This is how stupid you sound.
Locations are nice.
Makes me want to replay the games a bit
>>215586730>>215586833Holy shit they did the exact same opening of the first season? This feels like a massive fuck you to cavill and the people who liked him.
>>215588652God damn that looks awful
>>215588757It's not really that bad, although I haven't watched last season. kek You can see Hemsworth gives a shit. The story, characters and dialogue is just not there, though, but I've been saying the show is shit since the first season lol
>>215588889>are just not there
>>215587027We don't call them anything. We listen to them, because that's what no one else does.
>>215586694lmao
>>215588889Why do blind retards like you exist? Hemsworth looks like he doesn't give a shit lmao
>>215586502I'm at episode 6. It's good so far
>>215586846The episode recap was all Henry Cavil you liar
>>215589029Write a letter to him then. You seem to care a lot more than me.
>>215587824>shortlyheh
>>215589061watch the actual episode, they reshot a bunch of scenes but with hemsworth instead of cavill
>>215586502>a week ago>have absolutely nothing to watch so I decide to try season 1>everything is grey and dirty, everyone is dressed in shitty brown rags because progressiveness and LGBTQ had not yet brought color and happiness to the world>everyone is a cunt for no reason other than being a cunt because tolerance and diversity had not yet brought friendship to the world (despite the show having the demographics of a modern American metropolitan area somehow)>the ones that aren't evil for the sake of being evil are women and/or minorities>a lot of minorities and women everywhere, of course>the "battle" is fucking retarded, nobody knows how to use a weapon, everyone breaks up and fights 1v1 (also strong womyn roars proudly)>shitty blur and post process everywhere, everything looks like bad CGI at this point even if it isn't thanks to post process rape>the only good part is Cavill as Geralt>drop it after episode 1Do normalfags actually watch this slop? All these modern shows are the fucking same with slight variations to time period and plot.
>>215589306I stopped watching it after evil mindprojecting witch opened a portal and dinosaurs came out of it
>>215586524Cavill was hamming it up and enjoying himself in S1 at least.
>>215588889WHAT AN CRAP CGIand it cost like 50mil???
>>215587591Same reason Syndey Sweeney does. Vague smear rumors that they immediately buy into that validate their hate of white people.
>>215588889retarded faggot
>>215586524This. Still an upgrade just like Superman
>>215589306netflix mogged by polish tv on shoestrings budget that got stolen embezzled
>>215587027we call them metal BBCs
>>215589014Did they really turn this into a love scene from a rape scene?
>>215586743MUH MUH GRUMPY VOICEHE CARED ABOUT LORE
>>215588652>let's make fantasy medieval Poland ULTRA MEGA DIVERSE with every possible ethnicity gender and sexual orientation existing in 2025 Los Angeles>let's keep ALL evil murderers and rapists EXCLUSIVELY straight white males
Post my guy Bonhart. Shan't be watching this shit, want to see how they butchered him.
>>215589306The Indian girl is hot
>>215586524Cavillbros...
>>215586526>>215587068>brownoid has a melty when he realizes his English vocabulary is lacking
he was fucking perfect stuck in bad show
>>215589813This is the first time this sentence is typed ever.
>>215589306>Do normalfags actually watch this slop?Going by the viewership numbers? No.
>>215586828Oh he succeeded... just took him a few agonizing hours of them weirdly trying to keep him alive with his butthole the size of large flower pot
>>215586502The fuck is even a "bollard"?
>>215586524good morning!
>>215591316
>>215587837Yeah, it's called convincing acting.
>>215589542You’re brown
>>215591375Why are bongs so obsessed with these things?
>>215591531>obsessedHow did you infer that, my chocolate coloured mullatospic friend?
>>215591531They stop trucks of peace
>>215587591
>>215591765HE IS JUST LIKE US FELLOW CHUDS.damn gullible retards, few pr posts and you jump on anyones cock.
>>215586502Anyone still watching this shit should get bullied it's always morally correct to bully slopmunchers
>>215591765He is a hero. He is Superman but irl
>>215592135>Nooo, you can't like him because his parents were rich and he doesn't smell enough!lmao fag don't care
>>215592397pathethic.
>>215592135That all speaks in his favor, you utter fucking retard. What, do you sympathize with the losers who ruin hobbies because they're socially retarded and use hobbies as a crutch, rather than actually enjoying them?Kill yourself, you woke faggot.
>>215592499lmao you are such a bunch of retarded cultists. Cavill and likes hate you you fat fags.
>>215587591Hetero women love Cavill.
>>215586526a bollard is a metal or cement stick used to block trafficretard
>>215592135Simmer down, faggot.
>You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
>>215586775so poles?
>>215591660so do guns
SEX WITH MILVA
>>215586524Pajeets are a plague
>Cavill has 8 upcoming projects.I think Henry will be fine, guys.
>>215591765>He decided that he didn't want any romantic scenes at all.It was either that or make out with a pajeet lol
>>215592945His problem wasn't with Anya.
>>215592968His problem was with pretty much every shitskin he was gonna be told to touch.Only time I saw sparks fly between him and any of the actresses was an interview where he and Ciri's actress had clearly just fucked or were about to. Lot of sexual tension in that interview.
>>215589014Please tell me Bonhart murders the rats brutally.
>>215591765>>215592945>woman gets told to get her tits out in a movie>it's problematic and rape if you complain when she says no>man gets told to get naked and do sex scenes with pajeets and niggers>it's problematic and toxic of him to say no and it's perfectly fine to complain about how hard to work with he isThese cunts have no business working. I wouldn't trust them with a big mac
le bollard
>>215586502I thought this was Daemon kek
>>215592995It's the little nod he does, like he's saying to himself "yup".
>>215593041Guaranteed if Yenn looked something like this he would still be on board, and he'd be right to. A predominately white and attractive cast would've had this show lasting years.
>>215593110You could cut that tension with a knife I swear to God.
>>215593132it has lasted years.
>>215593132
>>215593164By the good will of its audience?No, anon. I don't call its increasingly forced existence lasting.You know what I mean. It would be healthy and popular today.
>>215593110there is a uncropped version where you can clearly see her leg twitching from excitement
>>215586502this shit is still going?
>>215587050>not fuckign XenaXena is much better than the witcher
>>215589514>still seething that Söyman flopped
Eva could've been perfect Yennefer.
I still think S1 was great
>>215593257Not for long. I'm surprised they even blew the money on season 4. It was dead from the first episode of season 1, and was sure as shit dead by the last episode of season 1. The rest was Netflix throwing money at forcing people to get used to their inane changes, with Cavill actively working to stop them at every turn.>>215593302She would've been, but I'd personally rather another hot raven-haired chick whose tits I've never seen before.
>>215593132>A predominately white and attractive cast would've had this show lasting years.Many such cases!
>>215590524he really wasn't, and neither was cavillgeralt was never supposed to be conventionally handsome, first witcher game did it best
>>215593364Kids love Klaus Kinski
>>215588691was this an actual location? i don't remember it being in the games...
The negress who plays Philippa is pretty hot though.
>>215589449>and enjoying himselfWho cares?
>>215593564they wrote her like a caricature of herselfand turned her into a subnormal bland nigger muttDEI checklist = complete
>>215589306imagine getting filtered by s1
>>215594032imagine shilling a shitty netflix show
>>215593893I ain't saying she's well written, but considering the rest of the cast of freaks, the actress is presentable.
>>215589306I stopped watching when Yenn was brown and also getting fucked by a nigger in front of an audience in the first episode.
I honestly don't even remember what happened last seasonI think they burned down hogwarts and the bard was suddenly gay or something
Sooo, why they made medieval giga Hitler gay
Witcher-bros, look at how they massacred /ourguy/
>>215594368What would you have prefered?
>>215594103Wouldn't even write to her if she was my only match on tinder.
>>215594368is that the sweetie man?
>>215587210why are amerifat showrunners incapable of realizing that fantasy dwarves are not the same as actual human midgets? dwarves aren't supposed to be identical to humans but shorter
>>215594431Stephen Lang would have bean more accurate look wise
>>215586524fpbp
>>215594368at least he still btfos the rats a now it's more hilarious because they're look like redditor
>>215586524I see you fucking cocksuckers still malding he bred like a chad.
rip lil nigga
>>215593110cute
>>215594551>All depictions of dwarves need to be EXACTLY like my dnd campaign Lol what a fag.
>>215593529I think is supposed to be Redania's capital, Tretogor. Dunno about how faithful it is to the books.
>>215593132>>215593176>>215593302yeah and eva would be cheap enough for them but Hissrich wanted someone ugly.
>>215588691NIlfgaard? because it's supposed to be "The city of Golden Towers"
>>215594368he looks like cossack, weird but its one of the better casting tbf
>>215588691looks like some medieval Dubai in 1980 CGI what the fuck.
>>215594431Coudl've worked a bit on the haircut and moustache.
>>215594635Ex looks a lot like this and invited for a Halloween party today at 10.I'm on here instead and I don't look like Cavill.
>>215594814I just rechecked the episode, and you are right, it's actually Nilfgaard.
>>215593529It's Nilfgaard. Just to correct my post >>215594735. The scene that follows shows Emhyr. Pic related
>>215587210That's one good thing they did, although they could have made them more swarthy
>>215588652Not terrible, but why is milva yappanese
>>215586524kek beat me to it
>>215594368Out of all shitty casting choices you took the one that's actually pretty decentWhy isn't he black tho
>>215586526Oi mate, the bin lorry just hit a bollard
Just post the Bonhart v Rats fight already
>>215587844Most realistic thing a woman has done in this show beside lusting after Cavill cock.
>>215593110
>>215591621They have them seemingly everywhere and even have a special name for them and namedrop them casually in conversation. We have them here, too, but they're not in many places and there's not any distinct name for them and no one would ever think to bring them up for any reason.
>>215587789Who is he related to?
>>215588385Oi, you got a license to be posting here, Nigel?
>>215586502Pff, no one really cares anymore. They missed their window over their fight against Cavill. All Hissrich had to do was accept her place.
Don't forget what they took from you.
show will get canned, no question about ityears later some other studio will try to revive it making everyone a mutt and that will be the absolute end of it
>>215591765>>215593041It was just a smear campaign.
>>215589306>the showrunner denying she would change characters into minorities on twitter>leaks happen and she has to backpedal hard and now blocks anyone that shows her that tweetlmao
man this show sucked balls>Geralt appears at all>show focuses in literal whos, faggots and wahtever new caste they came up with making it a miserable experience>all that stupid shit about the pregnant elf>making radovid the wrong age and gay with the LEAST gay dude in the fucking witcher universe
>>215596740How is a "journalist" allowed to get away with something like this?
>>215594635>shadowlandsgrim
>>215596891He's playing Classic, you can see it at the bottom left. Higher quality.
kim bodina as vesemir seemed so utterly beyond kino bros, i love that little nigga so muchtoo bad ill never see it since i will never watch this show
>>215596918>making radovid the wrong age and gay with the LEAST gay dude in the fucking witcher universeI went through the garbo S3 but when that happened right at the end I finally lost all hope
>>215596956yeah that was pretty stupid. definitely one of those, "this was written by women" moments
>>215586526Cause just saying "he sucks" is too hard apparently
>>215586828I was just about to say this
