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>THE ALIEN FUTURE IS FEMALE YOU CHUDS... BEND THE KNEE!!!

Holy shit is this show awfull. A lot of you said the latest movies were bad and stoopid but this show is absolutely full on retarded.

It starts OK, second episode is the best but still has a few retarded moments that dont belong in the Alien franchise, the Xeno acts like one of those idiotic horror villians that somehow leaves characters alive because reasons.

Then it goes FULL retard, Wendy turns into God and can talk to the Aliens, can hack every camera and anything and everything in the base.
The base which is supposed to be a massive techologically advanced installation, has only 5 guards, nobody notices dead people in the labs, nobody notices when a characters escapes from their cells, nobody notices or alerts other guards that certain character is not in their cell and should start looking for them...

Its like a sitcom, everyone can just walk around killing people or sabotaging the installation and nobody cares, theres never a guard around.

But DAT ending is what put the nail in the coffin for me, Wendy turns into Rey Skywalker, she became an even bigger Mary Sue than her, she is literally a 12 years old girl that got trasnferrer to a cyborg body, then in a few weeks she turns into God himself because... she just does cxhud!!! now shutup and like this show ok?!!!

I knew it was going to be bad from what ive read, but never undrestimate the power of female protagonists HOLY SHIT this show is awfull.
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>>215588825
Um have sex
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its time to apologise.
after watching Alien : Earth you now understand Resurrection is a masterpiece
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>>215588825
>you're supposed to let my autistic friend kill a bunch of innocent security guards because....you just are, ok?
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>>215588825
>FUTURE
Alien is a female franchise, just like Resident Evil or Tomb Raider .
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I haven't watched it yet but I don't trust /tv/s opinion on anything regarding social politics
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>>215589323
i'm not one to care about female leads, especially with Alien, but it really was written as lazy girlboss shit. There is one aspect where the brother starts seeing her an inhuman monster but then it just ends with no clear vision for the rest if it ever happens
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oh yeah, that show happened, I had already forgot
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>>215589323
I'm a "libtard" so for what it's worth taking all politics out of alien Earth it is just a bad show. 0 payoff. Bad casting. Uninteresting premise. Bad acting.
The only thing the show has going for it are some interesting new alien monster designs. Otherwise the actual alien is the worst part of the show.
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>>215588897
It is, with alien earth or not, the hybrid alien is my favorite
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>>215588844
have two
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>>215588825
>jew
>feminist
>lesbian

trinity of abhorrent screenwriting
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>>215588825
>Cast cute actress
>Give her unflattering haircut
I feel like they did that on purpose and spitefully



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