>CIA-assigned ex-model girlfriend/handlerWhy does this keep happening to 6/10 comedians?
for you to get mad
Good for Shane. Now if he could kill off Stav's character in the first episode of season3 of tires that would be great.
>>215589628I don't think she's CIA-assigned, just another gold-digging whore and Shane is too deep in pussy to realize it.>Wow, hot girl with boobs likes me? Wow!
>>215589628God I hate that gay fucking loser.
>>215589628Why yes, we will make the unfunny guy famous. How about we give him a mossad handler girlfriend who has sworn a blood oath to Israel? It worked great with that Charlie Kirk guy. If he ever gets out of line we'll just give a based Christian cross necklace and exploded it into his jugular.
So she can boost her likes on Instagram
>Shane Gillis>Actor & Comedian & HunkShane is the handler for a whole assortment of oddities. It all comes full circle
who cares if they are a cia asset its a hot woman to impregnate and further their genes its like you retards have forgotten the prime directive of being a man
>>215589748>Yes cattle. Here's some pussy, now shut up and do as we tell you
>>215589748>and how does this affect you personally?
>>215589748she’s probably fucking sterilized like black widow
>>215589628>funny popular guy get attractive gf?>impossible>must be conspiracy incels say the darndest things
>>215589774you know you can just not do what they tell you right
He's honestly too depressed to care. He's at the point already where he's surprised he's not dead yet
she's not CIA, she was a tiktok influencer that appeared on Dr Phil because she vaped so much her lungs collapsed.
>>215589885she must have a lot of practice sucking and blowing then
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>>215589822rage against that machine
Shane was almost drafted for football and attended west point. he was always destined to have a 9/10 blonde whore gf
Any nudes?
>>215590002Unfortunately he's self aware enough to realize he would be fucking 5/10s if he weren't famous, so every relationship he has will be plagued by insecurity. He talked about how one girl he briefly dated was a Diplo groupie lmao
>>215589748She's mid Zendaya mogs here
>>215589628>I like you>don't go to the Riyadh festival
Celebs also have to live up to certain expectations. They can't just bang 'groupies', they have to get a girlfriend and tke her to dinner parties, social events, etc., or they're considered weird
>>215589659You're right, she's most likely mossad
>>215590002Lol he talks about how he gave up on those things almost immediately because they were too hard. He's very relatable in that way
>>215590088i'm not saying zendaya isn't hot but come on now
>>215589628Fame and fortune give you like 3-4 extra points by women's standards. Did your father not explain this to you? Famous men have been drowning in pussy since the dawn of time.
