>Five years after The Rise of Skywalker.>Ryan Gosling is a starfighter pilot haunted by his wife’s death.>His sister is a former Jedi played by Amy Adams who is killed by the villains played by Mia Goth and Matt Smith.>Before dying, she tasks Gosling with taking her Force-sensitive son Flynn Gray to a secret location where he will be safe.>The location turns out to be Rey’s new Jedi Academy, setting up her new movie.
>>215596908Interesting.
>>215596908>former Jed-Dropped. Shows an utter lack of confidence in the story.
>>215596908I'm going to be honest with you shillbroI'm not gonna watch this shitI'm not gonna give a single cent to Disney, everI'm not even gonna torrent this shit out of curiosityDisney has NO GOOD WILL leftnone zeroI wouldn't trust them to remake an old movie frame by frame I don't care how many white males they put in thereand Rey fucking sucks and the entire nutrilogy should be nuked from canon
Just create a new Galaxy and do more space shit there.It's not hard.
>Starfighter>its not a Star Wars themed Top Gunhuge missed opportunity
>>215596908>after The Rise of Skywalker.>rey's jedi academyit's trash, already lost all interest
>>215596908this had bait and switch written all over it from the start. not watching this crap
>>215596908>A movie about getting the male demographic back>Akshually it's all about Rey and how heckin powerful she isJesus Christ
Sounds generic enough to be true
>>215596908I... starfight
>>215596908>>215597109KEKYPOWyou love to see it!
>>215596908where are the POCs?
>>215596908disney knows people hate rey but are forever stuck with herthey can't writte her out because it would be admitting her trilogy was a failure and they can't use her because they know people hate her gutsits sad and funny
>>215596954It's starting to seem like more jedi survived order 66 than were killed by it.
>>215596908Literally all they had to do was to make it about Rogue Squadron and make it a 2 hours long space battle kino like in Rogue One
>>215597303and a lot of them still did jedi shit instead of hiding
>>215597303"Order" 66 was more like a suggestion
>>215597277But they are using her. They're throwing this entire film into the fire as a sacrifice to push Rey's sequel.
>>215597380>make it about Rogue Squadronthat would bring Patty Jenkins along, no thanks
>>215596908>after The Rise of Skywalker into the trash it goes>His sister is a former Jedi how? there haven't been Jedi for decades because Luke didn't rebuild the order. but of course we'll give that distinct honor to Rey, everyone's favorite Star Wars character.
>>215596954>Mando was really good before the Jedi wank>Jedi wank starts in season 2>downhill from therei fucking hate the jedimaybe not jedibut the skywalker shit
>>215597576This entire movie's production is just the reanimated corpse of the dead Rogue Squadron movie
>>215597590kek
>>215597660Not just jedi wank, but TCW clapbait. And that started with that dogshit darksaber postcredit scene at the end of season 1.
Please don't leak the plot of my new movie. It causes infetterence.Go see me on the big screen in 2027!
>>215596931Klaud watched Rey use a dildo.This is real lore btw.
>>215597467>to push Rey's sequelexactly, if they had any confidence she would already have a movie or movies at this point, there is barely any side material with her after the sequels, her actual movie is still in a weird limbo they are hiding her and is not because people are excited about her movie or that its a big surprise she is getting one
>>215597590Also why would Rey's Jedi academy by a secret? Did the Republic lose again, or is she just hiding because from gambling debts or something
>>215597835Irrelevant though when they're sacrificing other male audience movies to poison pill Rey. They still won't let go of her.
>>215597839current year Star Wars writing is soooo good, the plot will be that the evil white men empire has returned again and instantly rebuilt another massive imperial fleet and the good guys are losing again, they're underdog rebels you see. there will be a literally star sized deathstar this time, that can destroy entire planetary systems in one shot.etcetera don't give them a fucking centnot one cent
>>215596908Why are they so adverse to showing outer space?
>>215597839>Did the Republic lose againDon't they have to? There has to be another fascist empire to fight.
>>215596908oh okanyway
>>215597883>Irrelevantnot really, it proves the pointthey are stuck with rey but cant admit she was a failure
>His sister is a former Jedi
>>215598052NO MALE JEDI, CHUDWICK!
>>215598019But they're still going forward with it. They won't stop. How is it relevant? You pointed out that wokeshitters are hypocrites, okay. You pointed out they act against their own interests, okay. Congratulations. They don't fucking care.
Ryan Gosling in Star Wars just feels wrong somehow.
huh
>>215597839>Did the Republic lose again,who even is in charge of it post sequels?
>>215596908Fuck this bollocks
>>215598052The Jedi Order is fucking over there can't be Jedis at their own it's fucking stupid
>>215598083>forward with it.yeah hubris is one hell of a drug>they don't caredoesn't matter its still funny that they are stuck with a character people hate
>>215597012Would it be further away or closer to us?
>>215598263They'll pull an Order 66 and slowly reveal a shit ton of Jedi that survived Kylo's attack.
>>215596908dont care. star wars is fake and gay now
>>215596931kikes are so tiresome
>>215596908>Still trying to make Rey a character.Man they really were bent out of shape with Boyega leaving. They had so much planned for him at the buffet of development. Look at Rey's plate! It's stacked!
>>215596908KEK. Nobody cares about Disney Wars. Give it up.
>>215598505>letting small hats live this rent free in your headIsrael derangement syndrome
I have not seen any of the new movies apart from rogue one.
>>215598603you saw what counts kid.
>>215597839>Somehow, Palpatine returned again
>>215597769Ryan, do you think you can save Star Wars? Also, can you give me a sneak peak of our new personality for this year? What's your character like?
>>215596908gay if true.
>>215597277There's a lot of time before TPM they could just make movies set there
>>215596908>Matt SmithThis nigga is made of pure flop entropy. You put him in a famous ip and you know its gonne be shit like Morbius and Terminator Genesis. Would the gooseillion box office aura be cancelled when confronted against pure flop energy?
>>215596908Somehow, Amy Adams survived order 66 and then survived Kylo Ren’s massacre, and was the true The Last Jedi
>>215596908>SpoilerGod I hope it's true just to see stargoycvcks impotently seethe for another decade while still giving KK money
All they have to do is set in 40 years earlier and have it be about delivering the boy to LUKE SKYWALKER'S academy and it would do like triple the box office. But they just can't acknowledge no-one cares about the Disneyverse.
>>215596908They need to just memory hole all 3 movies and jump ahead 100 years.
>>215596908That sounds boring and retreaded. Just give up, Disney. I am not going to see that shit.You just do not understand what Star Wars is.
>>215596908>Wants to recapture the white male audience>female jedi killed by female sith sends male lead to mary sue's safe havenThey just can't help themselves
>>215596908is this realjesus christ this is grim. disney has completely overmilked star wars with pure slop
>>215596908Wow that fucking sucks lol
This film will never make to the theater.
>>215596908You sure this isn't some Water World knock off or something?
>>215598470they all got killed before luke came back in return of the jedi.
>>215600192It doesn't matter, no one wants anything to do with Star Wars anymoreSee: Skeleton Crew, an actually pretty decent show no one watched cause everyone's beyond done
>>215598134Well considering the latest book is set post TROS and still has the First Order, I guess they're still in charge.
Honestly what else do you even have going on?You vill watch ze slop.
>>215596908Why are there still sith? Why are jedi still being hunted? Didn't Rey double balance the force?
>>215596908This movie will be cancelled the moment someone lets one of these execs know that people like Drive despite the Stepdad aspect, not because of it >>215596908> and Matt Smith.oh no wait.. it seems like these people are not able to use information that's extremely available. What dirt does this flopmachine tumbleteen-only fucking guy have on them that they have to keep casting him?
Remember when they put those nerd-tv actors in that tired nerd-movie franchise and it was a big hit? Oh, no, right, because every time they do that it's insulting and the movie flops. This is a very straightforward piece of information which would help you make the decision, as a new star wars maker, to take the piece of paper with sigourney's and matt smith's phone numbers on it and put it in a draw. Just don't make that call. Do not call
>>215596908>Rey built an academy based on the Sacred Jedi Text that Luke burnt downDamn so it will just teach social science
>>215596988>I'm going to be honest with you shillbroI'm not your bro, I only come here to do my job, not to associate with you people.
>>215597916it is called star fighter so you bet your ass gosling is gonna pilot a nu-X-wing and fight a nu-deathstar, or maybe a mega ultra star destroyer? they have to come up with something that is bigger than anything before.
>>215596908>Amy Adams killed off before the movie startsDid they get the writers of the Acolyte on this?
>>215596908at least ryan gosling is getting paid, he isn't doing that great since he bogged himsel.
This sounds like a great idea for a 20 minute short film that ends with the punchline of Rey’s Jedi academy. Unless this kid is supposed to be the main character of the Rey’s Jedi academy movie(s) this seems like a waste of time. Is Jedi academy really such an inherently good idea? It seems kind of lazy to me.
>>215598578Did you know jews are predisposed to schizophrenia and neuroticism because they're all inbred? Deranged.
>>215603936>Unless this kid is supposed to be the main character of the Rey’s Jedi academy movie(s) this seems like a waste of time.You already know that Rey is the main character of the Rey's Jedi academy movies, anon.
>>215596908>sequel tie-in
>>215596908>Watch this boring set up for an actual important movieNo thanks. And no, Goslingerino isn't enough for me to buy a ticket, if he is not a secret Jedi fucking up baddies. Not even talking about the plot being a beaten horse of Ordinary Papa Wolf and a Special Cub trope Hollywood uses in every fucking movie. I was done with it after Logan, then they shit up with Mandalorian and Last of Us. Both of which were mediocte. This is not a panacea! Fucking stop already. Also did Republic fall again? Do NuLF know that they can tell the story with heroes and villains without having Republic in a permanent downfall phase?This is just so tiresome.
>>215604054Yeah I know. They especially wouldn’t let a white boy be the main character unless he was gay or trans. But you know I can at least imagine Disney might try to surprise people in the slightest bit. Rey is going to fight another Death Star, isn’t she?
>>215596908ah for fuck's sake
>>215596908>Before dying, she tasks Gosling with taking her Force-sensitive son Flynn Gray to a secret location where he will be safe.FROM WHO
>>215596908Why did he have to bog himself? Looks like an asshole
Man, they should just cast Gosling in a new Waterworld. That would be so much better than Star Wars...
lmao this is they best they came up with?
>>215596908Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
>>215596908cute boy
>>215597660You should hate all nu wars you traitor filth
>>215596908If it has anything at all to do with Rey I'm just not watching it, even if she only shows up for 20 seconds of screentime I will pass entirely.
>>215604691yeah, desu. Just don't need to be reminded of that shit.
>>215596908WHO KEEPS TRAINING THESE VILLAINOUSE FORCE USERS IF ALL SITH ARE DEAD?
>>215597303>Before order 6610k jedis at most>After order 66100k jedi minimalJust like ww2
So, imagine that Disney wanted to sell Star Wars. This movie flops, and Disney decides to shelve anything SW related. After two decades of doing nothing with the IP they want to get rid of it. They've had enough, they're giving up, they're done. Let's say the year is like 2045. I'm a billionaire with my own movie studio, and I buy it for like $10 billion.It's the 2040's. All of the OT fans are long dead, and my millennial prequel fans are elderly, or deceased. My ONLY viable strategy to make money is to focus on nostalgia for the Disney trilogy. I need to get that tiny audience of die-hard fans that loved Finn & Poe & Rey & BB-8, and would tell you that their childhood was defined by those movies and those characters. These fans have stuffed porgs that they cuddle every night, and they still write ReyLo fanfiction to this day. So what do I do to appease those hardcore Disney Star Wars fans? I decide to get a bunch of roided-up action actors and dress them as stormtroopers and Mandalorians. I de-cannonize the last half of Return of the Jedi and make an R-rated film in an alternate timeline where the Endor insurgency is still taking place. A bunch of jacked-up Empire commandos on speeder bikes and AT-STs flying around ripping the heads off of Ewoks and smearing their helmets with their blood. Just two solid hours of pointless space murder. No romance, no women. Fuck it, no dialogue either, just ludicrous levels of space killing and Ewok-on-man violence with the occasional air strike from a TIE bomber. I hire Vietnam war experts and Green Berets to consult on the project to make it as gruesome and realistic as possible. I make an actual war film out of Star Wars.Do you think the Disney fans would really appreciate that? If I made movies like that and tried to market them as good ol' Disney Star Wars and then shit on those gen Z girls for not enjoying my trauma-inducing movie? Because that's kind of how the rest of us feel when Disney churns out this slop.
>>215604742crinj
>>215604770Not as cringe as nuwars
>>215603792Lmfao ok faggot. Job done. Move along. No ones watching this fucking garbage
>star wars in the humongous 2,026
>>215596908They can't stop themselves huhThey got bleeding numbers for male demographic, were tasked with making a male centered movie... And they just can't do it huhIt is that hard for them huh
>>215604742I hope that by 2040 all SW will be dead. No matter what they do. They wont' be able to add anythign good to the OT. Thay have tried since the 90s and failed every single time
>>215596908They should not have children in these films
No Glup Shitto no watch
>>215596908...............I fly.
>>215603936>is Jedi academy really such an inherently good idea? It seems kind of lazy to me.for the sequels? NO it isntit made sense in the OT because you could say that some jedis that survived order 66 would still be around to join and the empire wasn't completely defeated, plus the new generation would be different from.the ones in the prequels, by the time rey decides to start some academy all of the survivors would be old as shit and the first order is gone so there is not point in keeping it a secret
>>215603144this is a soft retcon because they know people HATE the implication that vader or luke didnt bring balance to the force
>>215605796I jediyou mean
>>215603936I would have liked Jedi Academy if it was the jumping off point for the ST.Luke as a Dumbledore figure training a new generation of Jedi, and then something goes bad, and some young students have to go off into the world.The problem with doing it now, is I don't care about Rey, and I don't want to give her even more importance in this universe.
>>215596908Im glad Disney are tripling down on Rey. It's pretty funny that shes the only Star Wars "Legacy character" left now
>>215596908how the fuck did she know about the secret location
>>215597660>Mando was really gooddidn't happen
>>215596908>Another fucking movie/series/comic set in Disney Star Wars that's an escort mission.
>>215597043That was meant to be the Rogue Squadron film was meant to be about but they cancelled it due to how bad WW 1984 was
>>215597590amy Adams is approaching yoda age
>>215606063>Im glad Disney are tripling down on Rey.She hasn't even been mentioned in any series since Rise of Skywalker. It's obvious that even the creative hacks at Disney know she's an unpopular, toxic character, but is pushed by KK, since Rey is her obvious self-insert.
>>215597839victory has defeated them
>Luke fails and his new Jedi order is destroyed>Ray leads a successful Jedi orderBRAVO DISNEY
>>215597839>why would Rey's Jedi academy by a secret?didn't they sort of teased the vongs or something? wasn't it in andor? it was some EU shit which shows disney has no original ideas left
>>215602751The plot is basically the Princess and the Pilot, but in Star Wars, and the princess is now a Boy
>>215596908not de-canonizing the sequels or prequelsbold move, hope it turns out for ya
>>215597303Holocaust allegory turns out to be more accurate than initially thought.
>>215597916>somehow, the Death Star has returned
>>215596908>starfighterthere will be none of that in the movie or very minimal
