MORPHEUS IS FUCKING NEO
....again?
ZUTTED
UNPLUGGED
TRINITY FORGOT TO FLUSH
>>215598862he cute. would.
>>215598862If you're in the Matrix can the computer guy tell if you fart or a get a boner?
>>215598989woah, I know chop suey
>>215599036I thought they only had that gross gruel shit to eat
I miss The Matrix. The war against the transgender menace had many casualties.
>>215599013Yes, they've shown bodily functions are monitored.
>>215599013they literally show a woman cooming in matrix code
>>215599243Women can't cum though? Well I guess maybe in the Matrix but not in real life.
>>215599510
>>215599013The real question is: can the computer guy make you fart or get a boner?
>>215598862"Neo is buckbreaking morpheus"
>>215599665No, the real question is: can the computer guy make you gay? All that other shit they can upload direct into your brain and you think they can't do that? Imagine being plugged in and an asshole operator uploads the "make anon gay" program instead of the "teach anon karate" program.
>>215599716>I know queer fu
>you think thats a pussy you're fucking?>you were actually in my ass the entire time
>>215599725>welcome to the desert...of my ass
>>215599716Do you think Morpheus and lads ever got bored and just woke someone up as a prank?
>>215599745Do you think they ever just unplugged someone as a prank?
Cypher uploads the "you are now breathing manually" program into all the crew
>>215598862The original Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure movie poster.
>>215598862I'd rather see Neo fucking Mouse.
>>215598862>first movie about cop-killing terrorists>sequels mostly about fighting programsI know people will say it's just narrative escalation but I think it's 9/11 changing what's acceptable
>>215599013>"Operator.">BRAAAAAAPPP!!!
Maybe Morpheus is at war with Neorway?
>>215599665Sure. If he goes to where you’re plugged in and pulls your finger or penis respectively.
>>215600593>when you nut in the matrix you nut for real
>fuck woman>suddenly woman turns into agentDoes that make you gay?
>>215600666>your dick being inside her pussy when the agent program tries to take control causes the program to bug out and the agent is now forever stuck with a female form
>Cypher: mmph mmph mmph, you hear that Trin? That's me blasting a fat load into your pussy while you're in the matrix! Once I kill off the others, I'm gonna upload the loveslave program to your head.>Trinity: God damn you, Cypher!
>>215600637wouldn't their little battery pods be full of shit and jizz?
>>215600760>uploading heart pupil mega-ahegao.exe
>>215598862I feel like this dude is a brother to a famous actress but I just can’t figure out who
>>215599810>no nirvana for you
>>215599122No they just had a shitty cook.
>>215600778>it's the smell
>>215600778they probably have tubes connected to their dicks/pussies and asses to keep the pods clean
>>215599716My guy did you just suggest being gay isn’t something one is born with?
>this fucking thread
>>215600861correct. someone would have to run the "molested during formative years" program to engage such a stack overflow
>>215600864>he was 19 in this photo
>>215599013If I look at twitch chat without any extensions I feel like this, I see the code but in my head I see the image, I can see the frogs
>>215599716Downloading just king fu and gun play seems like wasted potential.
>Tank gets bored one day>decides to upload pissandshitandcumviolentlyatthesametime.exe into the brain of some poor bastard giving a presentation in front of billionaire investors
>>215600666No it makes the agent gay.
>>215600713>A dozen Agent Smiths chasing after Neo with naked fat dudes stuck in their asses balls deep, screaming and flailing
>>215599716Maybe that's what happened to the two brothers that made The matrix
>>215599716>me downloading kung fu and gay so i can have quite a night at the local gay bar
>>215600760>Switch is getting eaten out by Cypher and he's doing it wrong>"not like this"
>>215600861Yes. Gay is a choice and you are an evil person if you don't choose to be gay.
>>215600666if your dick was already in her what happens if she becomes and agent? Where is your dick then?
>>215601075smithussy
>>215601257i know cum fu
>>215600666Smith is genderfluid so no
>>215598862>he’s beginning to bleed
>>215599013Does the operator know when a program/agent smells the noxious odour through their nostrils?
>>215600888>Uncontrollably starts sneezing & burping whilst having hiccups
>>215601277Show me.
>operator uploads inverted-controls.exe into your brain and now all your actions are backwards and on the opposite side of your body to what they should be
>>215601380
>>215601365*unzips dick like bending the spoon then does the bullet dodge but i'm the one launching ropes of nut that leave the slomo sound waves behind them*
>>215601380i'm not even joking, one time when i was like 13, i woke up in the morning and went to turn off my alarm clock and my arm movement was reversed. i tried to move my right arm, and my left arm moved. it took like 30 seconds for my movement to return to normal. didn't affect my legs. i swear. no reason to lie. never happened again. i still remember it vividly. and no, it wasn't a dream.
>Morpheus won't turn on paintball and big head modeFucking fag.
>>215601363>Begins to cough relentlessly clearing their throat
>>215601434You ever had a dream you'd swear was real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream?
>>215601516yes, i get that reference. very clever. updoot for you. but i'm being serious.
>>215601429>freezes them mid air and gobbles them up
>>215601380>>215601408
>>215598862Laughed out loud at this post
>>215598862the only true victim of cypher, I was sad when that little nerd got shot to shit. poor dude.
>>215600778they are, anon...
>>215600966The only explanation that ever made sense.
*Keeps yawning really loudly*
>The Zutt is mounting the prophet
No, Morpheus is the black guy. Neo is Keanu. They are separate characters.
>do you think the size of my cock is limited in this world... take another look>woah!
>>215599716>I know cum poo
>>215599716>Uploading the gay training program>anon already has it installedSmith: It seems you’ve been living two lives
>>215600861>My guyCome one, bait used to be believable
>>215600888You cant piss and fart tho
>>215599722kek
>>215600760Kek
>>215601345kekWhich YTP is this from?
>>215598862>SKYLAR IS FUCKING TED
>Neo: why does my penis hurt>bisexual Morpheus getting backshots: because you are using it for the first time
>>215600479kek
>He's beginning to conceive
>>215601434I have never heard of such a phenomenon. Did you ever learn why this happened?
>>215608186Could be some kind of sleep paralysis effect type shi.
>>215604163
>>215598911do you pronounce the U like "zoo" or "hut"?
>mouse turn brap frequency from 5 to 8, brap density from 9 to 10 and smellosity to max custom override, triple brapsync buffer and lock frames to a buttery smooth 30fps.
>>215599665
>>215598911Neo, every prophet in the Matrix has been zutted. It's your destiny.>No... I will find another way...
>>215600890I completely agree with you.
>>215600864I know, the funposting is the best and it's the only reason I come hear, I dont even watch Television and or Film.
>>215600798Are you thinking of Rachel McAdams?
