>the chinese can't make kin-
>>215600289>(poorly) copying anime
>>215600289I never doubted them
is every single moment of the movie like that scene? just ultra-stylistic twirling in robes admist a shower of flower petals? seeing that a couple times during a series is cool. but seeing that non-stop gets annoying.
>>215600415If you truly have faith in the propaganda the bridge will stay there like in Indiana Jones 3
i love china
>>215600343Not really. Chinese wushu style stuff has a long history, that hyper flowery spinning stuff has been there for ages. If it's copying anime then it's copying anime that copied chinese media. Hell, take a look Thunderbolt Fantasy.
>>215600428Pretty much all the action scenes are like that. But it's a tv show so they're not that frequent.
They look so effeminate. Also, India vibes in terms of dumb over-the-top action.
>>215601115These kind of modern chink shows are literally called "idol drama", they only pick pretty boys and girls for the main roles.
>>215600289Looks like those puppet shows. P.s. fuck chinks
>>215600289Chinese historical fantasy is so faggy. And I love kung fu. But this dainty shit is basically yaoi
>>215600289is everyone in china secretly a faggot?
>>215600289>what if garbage anime and jeet bollywood had a yellow baby?
>>215600289this is shot like a commercialflat and boring
>>215601299A lot are. I follow a lot of asian crossdresser/femboy accounts on twitter, and there are so many chinese faggots there. It got so bad that china banned effeminate men from media to improve the image of their men since they were so fucking thirsty for them.
>>215600415How does the driver get out of this safely bros?
>>215600289RRR hard mogs
>>215600289This just makes me wish for a live action thunderbolt fantasy
>>215601440China hasn't invented safety. He just dies.
>>215600289Is this Genshin Impact?
>>215601466I dunno, anon. I'd bet money that a live action adaptation would be worse. The puppetbros did a pretty phenomenal job with TBF, and you can tell they're passionate as fuck about it from the attention to detail and some of the BTS stuff.
>>215600289Isn't this a gay romantasy movie?
Cultivation.
>>215600415very Lynchian
>>215600289squid game
>>215600289So when do they fuck
>>215601440they expect one of them in the wreckage, brother
>>215601440..safely?
>>215600415You can't park there sir.
here's an actual chinkinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZANYMihNZM
HOLY FUCK WOULD YOU STOP SPINNING FOR 5 SECONDS
>>215600289No you .... actually that's pretty kinoMuch classier than Bollywood fight scenes
>>215600495>I never doubted themThis is amazing, way better than seeing jeets washing laptops or falling from a balcony for 30 minutes.
>>215600343Other way around. Anime is strongly inspired by Wuxia.
>>215601383Was the show in OP made before that ban was instated?
>>215601440Cherry Picker or a helicopter with that method they use to lift people out of the sea
>>215604175>Chink Picker
>>215600343nah, chinks have their own unique kind of opulent grandiosity.The issue is they can be incredibly one-note with it.
Why cant chinese people fly no moreall their movies show them flying around and such but you dont see them doin it anymore, did they all forget how to fly?
>>215600343naw
>>215601440Just throw him a rope
>>215604303Cultivation memes never fail to make me kek, even when I've seen them a dozen times. Especially if it's that McDonalds one>Seeking the McRib stageMy sides are beginning to loosen just thinking about it
>>215604579>Especially if it's that McDonalds onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uceLlkpZ_GQ
>>215600289What is the name of the movie?(But please ha ha ha ha don't actually answer with the name of the movie.Please write funny jokes as a response to this question.Haha)
>>215600289Looks like an ad for fabric softener
>>215604668Boku no it's in the filename, dumbass.
>>215604610>Incompetently get cannon fodder killed by the cold.>Make propaganda telling your people they heroically froze to death on purpose.Well, its not the most far fetched propaganda I've seen; but its up there for something that doesn't feature the chosen people.
You hear that? That's the sound of a billion ovaries exploding all over the world
>>215601440Just reverse, duh
>chinese media>it's about some old timey mythThey should get new material
>>215600289Jesus Christ, are they trying to become known as the gayest asians of all? Long hair, clean shaven, make-up, dresses, music battle, with ballet, and pink leaves as the backdrop. Fuck China, you chink niggers gay as fuck.
>>215605159the new material they get is what I can only call revisionist drama shows where they pretend they have electricity, trains, sanitation and western style architecture including gothic churches in the 19th and 20th century. China was basically like Downton Abbey
>>215604175I wouldn’t want to drive a vehicle on or under that chinkshit bridge as far as a cherrypicker goes. As far as a helicopter, you should remember that they fly by forcing air downwards, creating thrust. How safe does it sound to have a massive leafblower big enough to lift something as heavy as a helicopter, forcing thrust onto the truck that is dangling off of the bridge? His truck is soo far over, towing it back on looks impossible as well, it’s more likely to make it fall.
>>215605243The wardrobe is completely European too.
>>215600495Stephen chow is the only singular based chinsect out of that entire continent. Also the video in the OP seems inspired by Stephen chows journey to the west
>Chinese film
>>215604657>Meng Hao had the gentle air of a scholar, but it wouldn't stop him from killing several people in a McDonald'sKEK
>>215600343You're courting death
>>215601466>live action thunderbolt fantasypointless and stupid
chinese think that looks cool but in reality it looks like shit and they are all closeted faggots
>>215600289at least post something actually kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0dpajscuPo
>>215605867>>215605473Glad the CIA could visit our cozy thread
>>215600289sound arts are a xianxia staple thougheversobeit
>>215604657I fucking hate the "cultivation" thing, it's such a dumb concept. Funny parody though.
Chinese idiocracy
>>215603817No.
How long will it be until the glowies start to dump their anti-china WEBMs here?
>>215600289check out red cliff, particularly the super long unabridged version that’s like 4+ hours. incredible epic
>>215604657>Mayor McCheese coughed up a mouthful of cheeseEvery wuxia novel is exactly like this
>>215604722Kek
>>215600289Well that was the gayest thing I've seen all month and I watch tranny porn a lot.
Gotta love the Chinese. Both guys look like the same guy wonder what copy did they copy for those faces.
>>215600289That's not how stringed instruments work
>>215600289Why do they look half white?
>>215601440Drive upwards
>>215600289B-B-BARDS?!
>>215601466>your future's hanging by a threadkinokino FUCKING KINO
