>abdullah, do not cross this line>the guards of al zutt will soon arive
>>215600615qrd?
>>215601102muhammad (peace be upon him) was ass raped in the sweltering summer of 592 AD
>>215601102
>>215601102zionists are spamming lies about the prophet (pbuh)
rags status?
>>215601682Good Lord
ZUTTED.com
Why was he so tired and in pain after being "ridden" or "mounted" all night long? It's kind of a plot hole, and not the only hole I am now concerned about.
>>215601714>(pbuh) = Penis Be Up-in Him
>>215600615I'm not muslim, but this has to be mistranslated, right? Why would you freely admit this?
>>215603067>>215601214>>215601682>>215602934jewish lies>>215603010>>215603106djinn crowded around the prophet and he recited to them all night and when the sun came up they vanished and he was exhausted
>>215603106It is not mistranslated. The only way some have tried to rebut it is by saying it's nota reliable Hadith (bullshit, it was Muhammad's friend, and was never deleted or questioned before recently once the humiliation began) or by saying that the word "ride" when the dark-skinned, nude men of the Al-Zutt tribe were "riding" him in fact means "crowding" him. The problem with this is that there are other Hadith, from the same time, that use the same word, saying "Women are like camels or cattle, for all can be ridden."
>>215603252>The problem with this is that there are other Hadith, from the same time, that use the same word, saying "Women are like camels or cattle, for all can be ridden."wow are you telling me that a word can have more than one meaning?
>>215603275I assume you already know that. I'm trying to point out the laughable ways in which some people have tried to disprove the fact that he got a train ran on him. Those same people, mind you, don't even dispute that the slaveowning, illiterate murderer married a 6 year old child when he was in his 50s.
>>215603212>djinn crowded around the prophet and he recited to them all night and when the sun came up they vanished and he was exhaustedlmao you guys really believe in magic blue genies? Like from Aladdin?
>>215603252>nude men of the Al-Zutt tribe were "riding" him in fact means "crowding" himThat's even weirder though. A bunch of ass-naked guys just got really close and huddled around him while he shouted at them until dawn? And his friend just stood there watching?What the fuck is this religion even about?
>>215603397Yes, pretty much. He did tell his friend to just watch though instead of intervening, he draw a line/circle in the sand and told him not to cross it, so the friend obeyed and hid his hole by sitting in the sand, but was later sad because they rode his prophet. Source from a Muslim country:>https://murrayhunter.substack.com/p/when-the-sahih-hadith-is-ridiculous
>>215603212Your prophet got fucked in the ass
>>215603325>I'm trying to point out the laughable ways in which some people have tried to disprove the fact that he got a train ran on him. and you're failing because there is an alternative translation that is more sensible>>215603330>>215603561i'm not a muslim but you are certainly jews or the pawns of jews
>>215603561damn
https://voca.ro/14zKJz3gp0KJ
Reminder: If you call yourself Muslim and dispute the Zutt, you are literally a heretic.
>>215603648>an alternative translation that is more sensibleIs that the one that involves genies?
>>215604911it's a religion
Does the quran really say that djinns are real, how can muslims believe their religion when it obviously has fantasy bullshit
how can zutt be confused with djinn? someone give me the breakdown in arabic
>>215605102I don't remember mentions of djinns from the quran specifically but plenty in the hadith iirc. They were folklore figures from the zoroastrian cult that were later integrated into Islam as it expanded into iran
>>215600615I hope you are getting paid double for this campaign, JIDF.Just force it a bit harder, and it may almost reach the populatity of your Putin monkeys.
>>215605102So you don't believe in angels?
>>215604762kek
>>215601102some new unfunny zoomer meme
https://vocaroo.com/12yIFuAaxKni
Never happened, he recited to jinn. Also jeets seem to be spreading their lies here since they got laughed out of /int/.
>>215605856>he recited to jinnHe recited it in morse using his colon.
>>215605910>long moan>long moan>short grunt, short grunt>short grunt, short grunt>long moan>long moan>long moan
>>215603212Buddy, I hate to break it to you, but djinn don't exist. Faggots do, though.
>His name is Mo he was like 6'3 did I mention that Nigga had big cheeks?>I don't usually Fuck with niggas but this the Sixth Nigga I'm Looking at this week like ugh>Then that nigga asked the question, He said are you gay?>And I said I don't know man I'm kind of leaning that direction>Uh, he got a nice complexion>Big cheeks got me sweating>Then he start grabbing my arm and start walking with Me like some niggas that's up in a Wedding\>He was like yo let's go to the desert
>>215606031>atheist doesn't understand what religion istypical
>>215601214KWAB
muhammad's holy rags got removed
>>215607462The ones already stained with semen than had to be washed out by the Prophet's child bride?
I'm putting together a team...
>>215608180Why the fuck would he tell everyone he got raped?
>>215608180YOU SON OF A BITCH I'M IN
>>215608180when you think you're out...they pull you back in
>>215601214You mean penis be upin him
The more I read about the zutt thing, this has to an be a mistranslation. There’s no way anyone would’ve been retarded enough to have someone be with you for that, and have that person write this down.
>>215608545Counterpoint: they're sandniggers
>>215608545>and have that person write this down>as opposed to all the other bits of muhammad drinking camel piss and taking kids as sex slaves
>>215608180tranette al rape-o
I SAID ZUTT ZUTT IN THE BUTTI SAID ZUTT ZUTT IN THE BUTT
>>215603212jewish truths
It doesn't matter what your argument is because they'll attack you regardless if you're right. But if you want to argue against their copes here's the common line of refutation for them.1) The hadith is weakIt's narrated by Sayyidina Ibn Mas‘ud, this is THE most reliable narrator in Islam. He's functionally an apostle to them and the great translator of the Quran because Muhammad was illiterate. The chain of transmission is sahih which is the highest grade imaginable. The collection of hadiths it is from is the Musnad Ahmad ibn Hanbal compiled by Ahmad ibn Hanbal he's a scholar that was a teacher to Al-Bukhari who more or less created the bedrock of Sunni Islam, his work is considered to be second only to the Quran.2) I only observe the QuranThis is apostasy, by their own admission the Quran does not work on their own and they lose almost all of their practices and culture without hadiths.3) They were jinn, this was the night of the jinn.A complete hallucination, if they were jinn that were crowding around Muhammad like they claim the text would have just said so.https://sunnah.com/ahmad:1435Like the above hadith for instance.The hadiths don't tell a story, they're accounts. The night of the jinn was a separate event that Abdullah was not even present for.https://sunnah.com/muslim:450a4) Semantics bullshitRide has had a sexual connotation even back then and their semantic argument boils down to Muhammad actually giving piggyback rides to Al-Zutt tribals who are often cited to be very lean and have big dick. Either that or they pile on him for some reason. They will invent 300 definitions for their word for 'ride' and take every context except for the obvious, this is easily the worst faith argument in their arsenal. 'If you get to the point where they start arguing semantics or gatekeeping with Arabic you've won the argument and there's no point in pressing further'.
>>215603106>>215603212see >>215608943
>>215608545Because it’s bullshit made up by jeets.
>>215608943zutt bros?
>>215608988ZUTTED see >>215608943
>>215603212>djinn crowded around the prophet and he recited to them all night and when the sun came up they vanished and he was exhaustedthat's not what it sounds like.sounds like the djinn fucked him (or he fucked the djinn)
>>215608943clown religion
>>215608988>made up by jeetsWhat an absolutely nonsensical and tremendous cope. Is it just because jeets are known to be hated at the moment and 2 months ago it would have been trannies?
is it worse for your prophet to be canonically assfucked by big dick foreigners or be canonically buttraped by satanic horsecock desert demons
>>215608943
>>215609019It’s funny imagining it as Mo getting it on with a bunch of blue Robin Williams mfs
>>215609065>one of the global abrahamoid religions getting obliterated by the autistic teenager basedjak board
>>215609085its better them getting jeeted because it grounds in more in reality, for them muhammed is as good as a god
>>215608822>>215608968>>215609019>>215609085the jews are insufferable
reminder that the al zutts came from modern day india/pakistan>>215609109Muhammad made up AllahMuhammad isnt a prophet The koran isnt divine
>>215608943This whole thing really showed just how poor they are at logical argumentation. Like 2/3rds of their arguments against it are self-defeating. >>215609046It's because Jeets and Pakis notoriously hate each other and do rabidly attack the religion of the other. They both will accuse anyone who shits on them of being their shitskin neighbor, being in denial about how hated they are in the larger world. Both of them fail to realize that this is not a site for shitskin hindoos or shitskin muslims, although there are far too many here. We really need to segregate thirdies off of the internet. I don't know how these niggers can be so proud while they're speaking the language of their conqueror and desperately clinging to an American website.
I cant do this, how can anyone still be muslim after finding out muhammad bent over for BIG ZUTT COCK, I cant fuck this stupid religion im not a muslim anymore
You don't get to bring rags.
>>215603397>What the fuck is this religion even about?The meaning of the word islam is literally "submission"
>>215609159I think Mo’s sled and bed would have worked better
EM MUHAMMED BROS????????
IDF going all out today with their wojaks, I see.
>>215609232>t. Abdullah Khan
>>215609227slutt and butt
>>215609232the idf can just kill you without backlash
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This thread is proof that it’s bad advice to mock other religions, lest one day your own is ridiculed.
>>215609232What a fucking crybaby, deal with your religion getting mocked like us Christians have dealt with it for decades.
what cant he take
>>215609324When me and the zutts pull up
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>>215609323Tbf some of these hadiths are not just weird but aggressively gay
>>215608943THEY CAN NEVER RECOVER
>>215608943>The penis of al-Zutt never weakens - I described a penis from the penises of Zott - it does not soften ever and does not lean down like a piece of cloth - it glistens like the head of an old Copt
>>215609379>>215609402I dont believe in any made up god yet you fear burning for eternity in a place you cant prove exists
5 times a day because its a cult
85iq religion
>>215609408
>>215609379>shitskin tries to appeal to WhitenessReally only works if you're White. Since this is the seething muzzie thread you're obviously a nigger.
>>215609453
>tfw trying to be a faithful servant of Allah but can't get the sinful lustful thoughts of the Zutt out of my mindHow do I stay strong bros
>>215609453>can't even shit in peace without some guy documenting it The guy can't catch a break. Is there an hadith about the prophet picking his nose too?
>>215609471>aaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa >IM SORRY ALLAH THE ZUTT SLUTT IN ME WAS TOO STRONG
>>215609471You're fine. It's probably what Muhammed would have wanted
>>215609482there might be, the entire koran hasn't been jakked yet hehe
>>215609482Theres one about jews sneezing infront of him i cant find it tho
when will the adaption come
>IDF going all out today
>>215608943ZUTTIES BODIED
muslimbros....another gay hadith just hit the ummah...
>>215609565NO STINKY BREATH t. muhammad
Real organic thread going on rn.
>>215609651The Zutts are too light skinned
jews have been very active since bibi signed up that two state agreement lol
>>215609614How are there so many?!This was is cute too
the Zutts that Muhammad PBUH (Pajeets Busting Upon Him) got anally bukkaked by were semi-nomadic Indian mercenaries and laborers, they're described as tall and virile whose "penises never tire", and there's a reason why Muhammad PBUH (Pajeets Busting Upon Him) enjoyed getting his butt filled up with Zutt nut specifically:>Arab pagans believed that ejaculating inside boys makes boys manlier>Muhammad believed this (he also raped his own grandson Al Hasan)>Muhammad had the habit of inviting men to ejaculate inside him because he believed that would make him manlier>one night he invited a group of Zutts to anally bukkake him while his buddy stood behind the Diddy line watching>the greatest hadith of all time is born
>>215609688Hidden for 2000 years because no one gave a shit about islam until it infected the west. All those who leave islam are killed and those are the only people who can find this stuff
>>215609683So who is it? Is it Jews, Christians, or jeets? And most importantly how are Muslims beating the allegations?
A muslims scholar will never look at islam neutrally. Islam is always correct to them
>>215609733>So who is it?the ones who agreed to a two state solution? jews it seems lol
>>215609688COSUMED
>>215609614heres another gay one
>>215609766NOOOOOOOO THAT IS TOTALLY JAYEED HOOT'HOOT
>>215609743
Why did they do it?
>>215609766Downright peculiar
>The eyes are the leather strap of the anusOH MUHOMO YOU GOT ME FEELING SOME TYPE OF WAY
theres one with muhammad sucking a little boys cock
fuck this cuck religion, Muhammad(zutt be upon him) was getting blacked all long
Why did muhammed walk around covered in zutt cum?
>>215608943Thank you for the explanation professor kaffir!
>>215609042that's all religion though
"They wounded me": أخبار مكة الفاكهي (Akhbar Mecca, al-Fakahi, v. 4, p. 24)."The penis of al-Zutt never weakens": كتاب التشبيهات لابن أبي عون (Kitab al-Tashibihat, Ibn Abi 'Awn, v. 1, p.50).> “... a vagina that never tires and a penis that never weakens": الدر المنثور السيوطي (al-Dur al-Manthur, al-Siyuti, v.1, p.211
I, PRO(LAPSE)PHET SLUTHAMMAD, JOBBER of the Middle East, humbly kneel to:ZUTT#1-sama, prince of all Indians and my master.ZUTT#2-sama, my one and only true love and other master.ZUTT#3-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.ZUTT#4-sama, who easily manhandled me in his Superpajeet form.ZUTT#5-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.ZUTT#6-sama, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear ZUTT#1-sama's children anymore like I wished to.ZUTT#7-sama, whose hour-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from ZUTT#5-sama can't compare.ZUTT#8-sama, for he has force fed me the superior Gypsy genes of my INDIAN MASTERS.
Guys, seriously, the word in the original hadith about Muhammad and the men of Al-Zutt means "to surround" someone.According to our muslim friends, the guy was just... surrounded... all night long by the physically endowed dark skinned men of Al Zutt, deep inside the empty dark desert.They kept surrounding him and surrounding him, in the pitch dark, all night long.He did not leave nor call for help from his servant who was present and watching from afar.He kept being surrounded by them until dawn, when he left, according to the hadith, barely being able to stand and walk from pain that all that hours-long surrounding by strong dark men caused him.The hadith mentions genitals just as a joke, it's very common to talk about dicks of naked men when you sorround someone in a non-sexual fashion
The Zutt meme is making me want to leave Islam. But even if I do, my family and loved ones will still be captivated by this humiliating faith.
downplayed pedofilia again award
>>215609931What do they think of these hadiths? Do they know?
>>215609324
>>215609968some of them like the prophet (may zutts bust upon him) eating chicken is a kinda meme because they have to memorise of them, but the majority of course they dont know, they live in their own bubble. Theyve never had to defend islam ever
>>215609975This one is very profound and is an analogy for everything I have ever done.
Enough of Phoenix being humiliated. I am tired of this meta trend.
>>215608436wait, nash!? are you serious?
reminder that most of the seethe againsts zutting is from muslim dispora in the west of europe since they larp as jihadists because theyre lonely and have no friends
>>215609817What the fuck does this one even mean?
>>215603212>djinn crowded around the prophetYarkaboun doesnt meant gatheringThey rode him
>>215610053Maybe they'd have some if they followed their prophet's example. Westerners love the gays
>>215608943The damage Hadiths have done to the image of this religion is insane.
>>215609991>>215610053Islam’s reaction to this deep scriptural humiliation is the ultimate bitch test because Islam has been allowed to be the hot dog for decades by this point (whether out of pity, fear, fetishization, whatever) that they’ve never had to actually get someone pointing at their own works and mocking them for it.
>>215610391And to anyone reading this post, get over yourself. Christians have had to deal with people claiming Mary was raped by Romans, that Jesus was a murderer, that every aspect of organized Christianity is a honeypot for rapists and child molesters, etc.And despite all these things, Christians have gotten used to it. Maybe they shouldn’t be used to it, but what can you do? Welcome to the reality of Western society, my Muslim brothers. Your honeymoon period is over, now get fucked and watch your culture destroyed by the consumerist machine.
>>215610391Only if they find out which they convinently wont because all the muslims are in holland and germany
ZUTT
>>215608943The denial of hadiths being apostasy is dependant on the sect you follow
>>215609733>Muslims desperately lashing out at every group that hates them>it's literally every groupIt's always funny. I've seen jeets do the same thing.
>>215608943another funny thing to remember is that islam literally has a grading for hadiths below weak, Mawdu I believe. That grading means outright false, a fabrication. The zutt story was decidedly given a ranking ABOVE outright fabrication. I dont know about you guys, but if someone said I got fucked in the ass in the desert by a gaggle of pakistanis, I wouldnt grade that "weak", id say it was fucking untrue lmao
>>215609227that ruins the rhyme you fool
>>215611311really makes you think about all the stuff that was so bad it got destroyed
>>215608943The reason I don't buy it is because Islam is vehemently homophobic. It just doesn't make sense that they would reveal this, even if it was true.
>>215611347Maybe they are just honest to a fault
>>215611353mo mo loved being gay, in afghanistan to this day they still rape little boys because mo mo did it
>>215609672im crying
>>215605856The Muslim playbook to defeat the ZUTT memes is to try and convince everyone that this is all one big psyop by jeets. We aren't falling for it
>>215610430Islam has been the subject of ridicule for decades at this point. This is not a new thing lol
>>215611379zutts law>>215611390yea youve not seen muzzies chimp out at even questioning that islam is wrong
>>215611372Bacha bazi was brought to the region by the Greeks
>>215611404>yea youve not seen muzzies chimp out at even questioning that islam is wrongYeah but that has only increased the scorn and ridicule
>>215611426mo mo was raped as a childmo mo sucked little boy cockmo mo was ridded in the desert
>>215611353>do gay thing>get caught>suddenly allah tells you being gay is punishable by death but not you the prophet of course (the one who made up islam)
>>215609210There's no way that's real. There's no way muslims have been killing millions of people for that
im convinced Refn was subconsciously channeling the story of the al zutt when he wrote the ending to valhalla rising think about ita man who is implied to be some sort of prophet or deity roaming the land with a companion, comes upon an area where he tells his companion to not take a step further and the prophet/deity goes ahead alone where he is met by group of mostly naked dark men who surround him and commit an act of group violence on him, almost as if he knew to meet the men there for some spiritual or sacrificial reasonthe story of al zutt resonates with us on a spiritual level, that there is something striking and terrifying and possibly primordial about this image of being raped in a strange land by a pack of feral dark skinnes freaks
>>215611517
>>215611452I'm just saying that the Afghan practice predates islam
>>215611426yet the contradiction remains, why would a vehemently homophobic society embrace bacha bazi?
>>215611517it gets better
>>215611452>ridded
>>215611579its all of the arab world nigga, the afghans just broadcast it, mate the saudis had slaves until the 1960s because of shitslam
>>215611615so you admit he was rode?
>>215611585Cultural traditions are hard to overcome I guess
>he bitted the baitare all shitslims this retarded
>>215611617Arabs have always been degenerates, especially before Islam
>>215611658doesnt change the fact that islam should die
>>215608943>https://vocaroo.com/12yIFuAaxKni
>>215608180>cooking for the men of Al Zutt
DRINK THE CAMEL PISS
>>215611517more stones and tree hadtths
>>215603212>>215601714>>215603648>>215609232>>215609808
why havent the made films out of these
I like how mocking muslims makes pol lose its shit now
I still can't believe them. They have to be poor translations or something. How could anyone actually become muslim after reading those?
>>215611800
>>215611827indoctrination since childhood plus they dont read them plus they had their cocks snipped as children plus the imaginary burning in hell for enternity
Okay what is this 'zutt' thing and did it come out just like fucking yesterday? This better have been going on for longer than I thought because so help me God if you people are all spamming a new slur you just learned yesterday as if it was actually your personal thought and own language, then you're just a fuckin bunch of poser kids.
>>215611823The Zutt meme was started on /pol/ though
>>215611870it started on /int/ you retard
>>215611793>al-gharqad tree will not say so, for it is the tree of the jewsFucking lel
hadith jaks have been around for a couple years on int
>People bring up the ultra violent and pedophilic verses from the Quran for decades>Muslimcels: “Mistranslations + who cares lmao retards will always think we’re peaceful”>People bring to light 1 gay rape Hadith >Muslimcels: “FUCK YOU JEW FUCK YOU PAJEET THIS SHIT ISNT TRUE ALLAHU AKBAR”
>>215611870it was started on /int/ and twitter, /pol/ and groypers are seething over it
>>215611917>twitterkill yourselfit started in this thread https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215601718/#215601950
>>215611823>the board that's 95% bots and shills from offsite has people running cover for shitskinsYou don't say? It's not like you don't see it on here or /int/. Honestly, /tv/ feels nearly as bad as /pol/ when it comes to bots and twitterfags.
>>215611925that makes perfect sense in a world with scarce water
https://zutted.com/>it's realI love you fuckers so much Happy Kinoween>>215603212Did he talk out of his butt like Ace Ventura? Why did the genies "ride" him exactly?
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim enter a bar.The Jew says "Ehm, Bartender, start a tab *rubs hands*"The bartender says that the Jew's tab is already full ("Oy vey it's anudda shoah!"), and then kicks him out of the bar.The Christian realizes it's Lent, and tips the bartender and leaves the bar.The Muslim asks if the Zutt room is still occupied.
>>215612051>>215612051yes >always piss this way not that way, im not autistic i swearmoe having a metly
Imagine prostrating yourself five time a day, on your knees i with your ass in the air for some brown faggot in the sky meanwhile your female relatives and arranged brides are worshiping BWC
>>215603212ZUTT LOVER SPOTTEDgetting zutted wasn't even the only gay shit mohammed (penis butt him) didhe liked to sleep with his head in men's lapshe was often visited secretly at night by an 'angel' in disguise as handsome menhe walked around with cum stains on himlmaowhat a faggot
>>215612217
>>215612217>(penis butt him)Whoa whoa buddy tread carefully there lest Mohammed (PBUH) (Pajeets Bust Upon Him) might set a "djinn" upon you.
>>215612264>>215612210>>215612193This is gold, please upload your entire folder somewhere! Catbox moe is decent.
why didnt moe moe tell them to just leave? Why did he suddenly recieve a message from allah. was he by chance autistic?
>>215612229why would he?
GREEN IS HARAM
its been a month and i still find zutting funny
>>215612301don't forget, that angel was disguised as diyah al-kalib who mo said was one of the most handsome men everhe was mad at the dog for alerting everyone to his gay sex lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXCYh7TcKUw
>>215612480AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAwait wait waitAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
>>215611907Fucking kids and killing people is “cool” even if it’s in an edgy, retarded way. Pointing out the religion is gay and retarded can’t be spun into a delusion that you’re some edgy badass.
someone post the jak of allah with 2 right hands and one leg lmfao
>>215612533real ones know that its the dispora is west europe that chimps out
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>>215612664This is unironically how allah is described
>>215612780>yeah God would kill a prophet who starts pulling shit out of his ass and lying they were God's wordsSeems perfectly reasonable to me, even from a purely secular sociological level
>>215600615Good work OP, I will take up this meme and spam it when I can
Not a christcuck but i find this funny
Ive not had this much fun since forever
>>215611426Did the Greeks force Kocek and Khawal practices onto the Ottoman Turks and 19th century Egypt too?
>>215611800So much for removing Saddam from power.
I for one welcome our Zutt overlords.>>215611894Holy fucking kek, this is nonstop humiliation. No wonder so many Muslim men want to blow themselves up.
>9000 virgins in heaven>9000 Zutts in reality
Dear Diary,Today Janny wasn't a faggot.
>Shaq 'ataq yadeed hoot'hoot! What did Whabbi Bugho' say about cats?? Were they shammi or whammi? Yadood, al-fugh! These videos are yaheed, hoot'hoot!>Why is /int/ so obsessed with Whabbi Bugho'? There's other relevant scholars and instruction. Ryad Al Salihin, Book 18: Hadith 1600 claims that a woman was sent to hell for confining a cat until it died. So according to Ryad Al Salihin cats are jayeed, but mistreating them is extremely yadood.>Ryadis are SHA'JMEER and wa'dood despite what he claims. Dawood Al Ja'rjafar (PBUH) even claimed that Al Salihin HIMSELF was jaweed because of his beardlessness! I would say that Ryad is shay'aar as even Nooq'hub Al-Boobhi even spoke of his womanliness. And he never even said if a cat is SHAMMI' or WHAMMI'! Before the prophet (PUBG) Whabbi even declared that Ryad was in fact HOOT'HOOT!
I'm a sick mutt I like a quick zutt
>>215613595Force? No. Cultural absorption? Yes.
>>215614907Cultural absorption from who? Orthodox Christian Greeks? Who rooted out pederasty centuries before Muhammad's first prostate exam from his uncles? The same Orthodox Greeks who were also repressed by the muslim Turks who had a long standing tradition of butt fucking boys as a rite of passage into the military?
>>215615132Yes, Hellenism never truly died in Asia Minor
>>215612009neither are as bad as /v/reddit. and that's without mentioning the other boards that no sane person visits
>>215605746kek
>>215611353The latter years of the Arab Empire and Muslim rule in Iberia were known for their cultural practice of writing erotic poetry about pederastic relationships between boys/young men and older men. This was happening in the same time and locations that modern Muslims and libtards gush over as the Islamic "golden age" of culture and science. The Ottomans had similar traditions as well as other posters have mentioned.
>>215609109Who is paying people to pretend to be the most annoying and obvious jews ever? I used to buy this JIDF shit but its far too convenient.
>Muhammad genuinely got raped by jeetslol
>>215614568kek
>>215600615>one got raped>the other got garroted to deathdeserved. fuck these two pederasts. and fuck the Jewish idiot Joaquin Phoenix. Heath Ledger is the one and only Joker, not this neurotic, effeminate Jewish homosexual.
Israelite-Baharat Psy Op.Do not fall for the demoralization campaign.
>>215616087i dont need mossad or india to make me laugh at this/want to repost it. its funny enough on its own
>>215616161I don't see something funny. Just a bunch of jak demons.
>>215616269fucking kek
>>215616087Free the Zlutty, Pajeets Bust Upon Him (Mohammed).
>>215616294well the story about the prophet, zutt be upon him, getting fucked in the ass by a gang of pakistanis IS funny
>>215608545Why do you think Muslims have dedicated young boys solely for anal sex? It's called bacha bazi, look it up
>when the zutt stuff got you acting unwise Allah save me!
>>215616294>>215616087Shut up Ahmed. Go take some Zutt penis up your Butt.
I said zutt zutt in the butt
>>215615509They must have a lot of resources. If it's not JIDF, maybe oil baron musulmins then.
Remember getting these while trick-or-treating?
tariq nasheed predicted all of this
Are the rumors true?
They wouldn't be seething so much about this if it wasn't true
>>215608943Thank you rabbi, very cool
>>215618677This is so sad and pathetic. I wonder if we'll see a mass deconversion in the next few years as a result of this.
muhammad when he sees a group of tall black men in the desert
>>215616087>demoralization campaignDemoralize who? Why would there be muslims here in the first place?
>>215619182The parasites are everywhere
>>215618881No theyre all to indoctrinated, ecery ex muslim doesnt eat pork incase it "really is true"
Itt yt pipo realizing that screaming about le jews look stupid
>>215618495'fraid so
>>215619182>Why would there be muslims here in the first place?Why not? Are there entry requirements?
>>215619182Because theyre loser outcasts with nowhere to go. Death to all muzzies
television and film?
>>215619870You're here as well lmao
>>215620720At least im not a shitslim
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>>215620845No you're a poojeet which is even worse
Is that Mohammed. That nigga has been on my hand no cap.
>>215620981>zutts lawYoure forgetting that the majority of europe hates you lot
