>I rimmed Bogdan
>IM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS ON THE FART BOX
>>215602461Skyler was always a moral coward. Walt WOULD have cut all ties with her and the family if she did this but she didn't because she was always going to fuck Ted anyway but to the very end used the meth as her justification.
>>215602461Why was she such a bitch anyway?
>>215602963Yes, walter was out selling drugs and killing people meanwhile skyler is the problem. Incel faggot
>>215602963this is just how white women are
>>215602461>FUCK YOI, BOGDAN. AND YOUR ASSHOLE.
Skyler did nothing wrong...except Ted.
>>215602461>I felched Huell
>>215602980>cant be morally right while being a bitchreddit moment
I fucked Chuck
>>215602980Skylar helps Walt’s drug empire launder money. At any point she could have turned Walt over to her DEA brother-in-law if she really felt so strongly about morality. She’s just as bad as Walt, she’s just a hypocrite about it.
>>215603013>I got yepped
>>215602963You've never met a woman who just acted like an irredeemable cunt for no reason?If I were a woman I'd probably be one too. Who's going to stop you from knocking the protein shake out of some huge bodybuilder's hand and laughing at him as you walk away? Nobody.
>>215603047God I wish I was a woman
Walt...I had to do it for the family...I had to take Walt Jr's virginity
>>215602963she needed to get d*cked down and walt wasn't putting out so she had to get d*ck from somewhere else obviously this happens all the time in real life women are unhappy because their husband is a low test beta who won't d*ck her enough so she needs to go to someone darker or higher testosterone happens all the time
>>215602980stfu you're not supposed to talk without the talking pillow, bitch
>>215602461
>>215603145pure kino, this scene.BB peaked with Crawl Space
>I gave badger a handie behind the terico furniture store
>I gave krazy 8 a blowie while he was down in that basement
I didn't really care much about her fucking ted the first time I watched it. Then on a rewatch I realize Walt finally came clean with her, showed her a massive pile of money and her immediate response to that was to cheat on Walt.It just seems so odd, like why lol
>>215602461>I gaped Ted.
>>215602461>I wanked hank
>>215602461>I pegged Gus
I FUCKED SKINNY PETE
>>215602461>I scissored Marie
>>215602461women have a hard time getting this, but cheating on your husband is morally worse than drug trading or murderfemale adultery used to be a death penalty offense for thousands of years for a reason
>>215602461>I called Saul
>>215603894lol
>>215603881My boy Skinny would never cuck another man
>>215603908he killed that bug
>I wombo'd Combo
>>215603145always such an unflattering angle for her
Imagine the nuclear meltdown Walt would've had if Skyler had fucked Elliot
I deepthroated Huell
>>215602461I wish she'd rim me
>>215603926That's what we call the Hope Solo angle
>>215603942>his face when he walks in on Skyler getting dommed by Elliot and Gretchen
>>215603915bug was making a move
>I deflowered Howard.
>>215603890its also who is being harmed by the persons actionsfor most of the show, walts actions are purely harming people who "deserve" it (druggies, criminals etc), with the goal to help his familythis is different to skylar who betrays her own family
>Marie...you sucked off Junior?
>>215602461>I railed Gale
>Yes Mr White, what you heard is true. I raped Ronald Mcdonald
>>215602461She looks like a man
>Badger molested Flynn.
>>215602980So what? Your loyalty is to your fucking family. He did right by his family. Not to random druggies in the hood or whatever.
>>215604007>I decided to earn the money for your treatment, Walt
>>215602980Both could be a problem
>>215603894Best decision ever
>I caned Jane
>I fucked ted
>>215602980I think people take her character close to heart because selling meth is not a realisric scenario so people dont apply irl logic to it and it just serves as an emancipation device for walt and people root for it, skyler was being kind of a shitty wife in a realistic way
>>215603768Women don't like money? The writers fucked up. She'd be sucking on that Heisenbussy two seconds after she saw the money
>>215606401most of walts actions are understandable and not something a lot of people would find morally wrongmeth is bad but drug addicts are going to take drugs regardless, it doesnt matter if you make it or notkilling criminals in self defence is fineit wasnt until poisoning brock or blowing up the nursing home that he really did anything that badmeanwhile skyler was an annoying selfish shrew from day 1 before walt did anything to deserve it
>>215603890It's not though. You just personally find it more terrifying because you know you're more likely to be cheated on than murdered.
>>215603226She didnt fuck ted because she was horny.She did it as an escape from Walt and his crime life. She then tells Walt because she's hoping that he'll give up on the marriage and let her and the kids escape.
I fucked Fred
>>215606401Fucking this. You can't just expect your wife in real life to be cool that you hid being a huge drug maker that has gotten people killed and a shitload of other lies along the way, like pretending he went to visit his mother, hiding the shit about gretchen and elliot not paying the bills and the second phone, etc. It's super obvious all the way up to Walt telling Skyler that he's lying to her constantly. She was right that it brings danger to their kids and she had 0 say in it. Early on in the show its totally fine to shit on her for being a shitty wife in a more generic sense, shes written that way to make you want to root for Walt when he breaks bad.
>I fucked, rimmed, throated Ted and licked his feet and pitsWas all this really necessary?
>>215606462it is because it poses a potential biological death sentence to the cheated man, who may be wasting years or decades of his efforts raising a bastardif it wasn't it wouldn't merit universal execution (often a torturous one, like stoning) all over the world across unrelated culturespeople didn't use to be terrified of it because you would just kill the whore and remarrynow the whore teams up with the state to rob you off your wealth and child custody, then she teams up with society to shift the blame to you (you were abusive, neglectful, not man enough, etc)
>>215606668Skyler fucking Ted is not exactly the standard for how cheating usually goes in a real life marriage. She wasn't bored or unsatisfied and slutting around, she was trying to escape Walt and the stress and danger that he brought. There's nothing to suggest in the show that theres any reason to doubt Walt is the father of both of their kids either
>>215606561if she was a good wife she would have supported him and he wouldnt have needed to lie
skylwhore gave their kid cerebral palsy by smoking while pregnantthats morally worse than anything walt did, cursing him to a lifetime of suffering and crushing walt by crippling his son
>>215603409>BB peaked with Crawl SpaceFor me? It was pic related
>>215606695Flynn retarded. The girl, not retarded. They have different fathers
>>215606727If Walt wasn't such a spineless husband up to that point maybe she would be a better wife too. Chicken or the egg?
>>215606815if walt wasnt spineless they wouldnt be together, its pretty obvious from how she chimps out when walt steps out from under her thumb in the first season that she can't deal with not being the center of attention and bossing everyone around
>>215606841this scene is a prime example of her personality, makes a big show of wanting an open and honest discussion when she thinks it will allow her to browbeat walt into doing what she wants, as soon as its clear people aren't agreeing with her she abandons the farce and chimps out yelling and crying until she gets her way
>>215602461I fucked sneed
>>215606448you are still judging him as a fictional character. Imagine your gf lying to your face about something important, imagine her secretly doing meth with shady people
>>215603890yet i can tell you that 80% of married women cheat on their partner during the marriage, and the 20% that don't, just don't have a good enough opportunityexposed cheats are just a tip of an iceberg while majority are "nobody will ever know, just this once" type of cheats
>>215606841Nah there's a flashback to when Walt and Skyler are buying the house, and Walt is noticeably less spineless than what we see in episode 1.He became spineless over time.
>>215607244Are you in the right thread?
>>215607408Sorry, though this thread was about eating ass :/
>Say My Name>The Cuck>You're Goddamn Right
I gagged Jane
>>215602461Why did she say 'i fucked ted' implying active initiative on her own part when in reality she just spread her legs and allowed ted to pump her pussy, thus making 'ted fucked me' the more honest sentence
>>215602980>therefore, she's totally justified in smoking next to her baby and taking the baby to her boss' place while she cheats on her husband
>>215606841she broke him slowly because she is an iredeemable cunt.how many times can a man be yelled at: "You aren't the pregnant one here! I am! I can smoke if I feel I need to! Equality means i make my own decisions!"before he forgets how he's meant to wrangle his woman?
>>215606872yes this is one of those peak skylar scenes
>>215606942french law is based around this. paternity tests are illegal
>>215607459She said it that way because she wanted Walt to divorce her
>>215607517Cope. If a woman is unsaveable then you leave. Don't make excuses for failing AND sticking around to reap the consequences forever
>>215607562What was the next step of her master plan when Walt gets horny hearing that and asks to be there and watch next time
>I FUCKED WALT JR'S BULLIES
>>215607581I think its clear that wouldn't happen because of Walts massive raging ego. He'd have to do too many mental gymnastics to make it work for him.
>>215607600I'm marathoning Not Enough Milk comics and it pisses me off that all ntr moms are hot but incest mom are fat in most cases
>>215603047well it depends. now that we are overrun by immigrants, they get away with anything, more so than women. we've come to a point now where we need to defend women again.
I used to defend Skyller, saying she was just human and was reacting accordingly to the situations around her, until that scene where she keeps screaming SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP to her sister, who had been nothing but supportive of her. Why would the writers do that, she instantly became an unlikeable bitch. And then there was the Ted thing, of course
>>215606448>>>>>>>>>meth is bad but drug addicts are going to take drugs regardless, it doesnt matter if you make it or notlmao. this is just massive cope from people who make meth, or people who are very low IQ, and/or very narcissistic and absolve themselves of all blame, like walt.
>>215607676>SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP to her sister, who had been nothing but supportive of herWtf are you talking about? Did you completely miss the whole Marie shoplifting plot? Skyler may be a demanding bitch, but Marie is even worse on the narcissism front. Every conversation she's in she tries to make it about herself. It's probably part of the reasons Skyler is such a bitch in the first place too
>>215607676The first episode with the eBay birthday handjob is enough justification to kill Skylar. There is no point where she's shown to be anything but an absolute cunt.
>>215607714its true, its against the law but theres nothing morally wrong with making it
>>215607459what if she really did fuck him? She comes off pretty dominant with the tax stuff, why wouldn't she be similarly aggressive in bed and make Ted her bitch?
>>215607676>instantly became an unlikeable bitchnewsflash idiot she was an unlikable bitch the whole time
>>215607718walt is shown to be extremely sexually inept, though. he only gets turned on when he's at that school meeting because his ego is being stroked. and then he tried raping her. its his fault as much as hers that their sex life was dead for years.
>>215607725well i hope you continue thinking that and then get gaped in prison and rot for life. fucking scum.
>>215607752just because i dont see anything morally wrong with doing it doesnt mean i do ityou seem low IQ
>>215602461I let los pollos hermanos flip my burgers
>>215607742oh and also, he really though he could seduce the principal of his school in one of the most cringe scenes in the show. walt was actually a sexual retard.
This show sucks so fucking much. First season was novel and fun. It going on Netflix was the only reason I binged it. Mostly on in the background while playing vidya. And I skipped the season with the heroin gf. God fuck this pseud trash.
>actually, producing meth is an okay thing to doi mean are these people jeets, or what?
>>215607775there's no one forcing you to participate in threads for shows you didn't even watch you angry little fella.
>>215602461there was scene that was cut where she made out with some rando in order to get back at Walt
>>215607787explain why its bad?
>>215607805It's an acceptable addition to the discussion
>>215606401More like there's nothing inherently morally wrong with selling meth or any other kind of drug.
>>215607979hopefully the police look into you bud
>>215608006>obeying the law is my personality
ARE YOU BREAKING THIS PARTICULAR LAW THAT I ARBITRARILY DECIDED SHOULDNT BE BROKEN?
>>215607764he should've just told the hot mamacita principal that he's a big dick drug kingpin respected by the cartel, that'd make her latina pussy drip
>>215607787yesin fact access to drugs should be made easier so junkie retards kill themselves faster
Skylar literally did nothing wrong and acted like any normal, sane person would under her circumstance.>fucked Tedto make Walt give up on her himself >being a participant to Walt's meth empireafter being essentially trapped by him>controlling behaviourhilarious considering Walt is 100x more controlling>emotional breakdowninduced by the stress of supporting a drug dealing kingpin who had targets on his back>nagging and moaningtell me you've never been with a woman without telling meOnce you drop the le based anti-hero worship and think logically, you will come to understand that she was entirely justified in her actions.
>>215608440Drug dealers, junkies, and kikes such as yourself deserve lapidation.
>>215608445>smoking while pregnant>helping ted evade taxes>money laundering>defrauding bogdan>being a bitch
>>215607725making drugs is not the same as making it to supply a drug kingpin who freely distributes it to the streets for personal gain. Did you miss that whole side quest about Jesse (and Walt for that matter) seeing the devastating end effect of their product? China was right to outlaw opium and dump it in the ocean when Britain literally tried to destroy their society with it.
>>215608698imagine blaming degenerate behavior on the people making the drugs instead of the people taking it
>>215602461She gives off freak in the sack vibes. Walt just needed to take her to pound town to put her in her place. I totally would.
>>215608592>smoking while pregnantwouldn't have happened if she wasnt stressed out of her mind from Walt's actions>helping ted evade taxesso that she could buy him time to pay the IRS its dues which he still avoided like a retard>money launderinglike I said she was cornered and essentially coerced>defrauding bogdanshe never defrauded him, she manipulated him to cover Walt's recklessness in covering his tracks>being a bitchrefer to my last point in my previous post
>>215608718Why not both
>>215608805>>smoking while pregnant>wouldn't have happened if she wasnt stressed out of her mind from Walt's actionsfalse as she already did it prior to walt ever starting any of that, causing junior to get cerebral palsy
>>215608718>blaming addicts for their afflictions instead of suppliers fuelling it for personal gainnice 'morality' right there
>>215608832niggerlicious behaviortake responsibility for your own actions
Selling drugs harms strangers, but being unfaithful harms someone who is metaphysically part of your soul.
>>215608832>drugs exist and are accessible>i have the option of becoming a junkie nigger>i choose not to become a junkie nigger>therefore, becoming a junkie nigger is a choice
>>215608826Walt was continually lying and acting super suspicious despite having terminal cancer and refusing a solution she gave to him (take Elliot's offer), its amazing how this whole thing could've been boiled over if Walt swallowed his pride and just taken that offer yet Skyler is somehow demonized here.
>>215604629>So what? Your loyalty is to your fucking family. He did right by his family>chose the only profession in the world where monetary success is directly proportional to the chance of getting you and your family dismembered (while alive) with chainsaws, or tortured to death, or dissolved in acid, or disappeared in the desert, or raped to death by cholos, or any of the above but videotaped as a warning>or things that I don't know about but are somehow worseyeah IDK if doing right by your family means what you think it means, thirdie. All those good intentions melt away when Pablo is searing your kid with a blow torch while Juan assrapes your wife to death with a barbed while dildo>"he made lots of money"will not really be thought of at all while this is happening.And even in some best cases, what, getting all your assets seized and going into witness protection? That doesn't "doing right by his family" to me. You sound like a thirdie who only cares about money, with no thought to consequences or morality.
>>215602963I rewatched recently and she wasnt as bad as I thought during first watch, Walt is a very annoying faggot, and a complete douchebag 99% of the time
>>215608842>>215608891>just stop being addicted bro, its as easy as not doing itholy moly I'm dealing with low IQ tards here..
>>215608919>barbed [wire[*** dildoFIXED
>>215608932>just stop being addicted bro, its as easy as not doing ityeahit's okay to admit you're weak-willed and your mind is a slave to your body bro
>>215608832Protestants are not moral people
>>215608952>AHA you must be a druggie yourself!nice projection fagboi, come back with an argument
>>215607459The one scene we see of them fucking is Skylar on top
>>215608985no one defends junkies but junkies and relatives of junkies(which means you're part of a weak bloodline too)
>>215609110nigga you defend dealers and cooks, you are part of that (mexican) bloodline
>>215609151there's nothing morally wrong with providing a service that people are willing to pay for
>>215602504She would have never had to go back to work and fuck ted if Walt took Elliot & Gretchen's money in the first place.
>>215609399is it morally wrong if someone is willing to pay for an underage escort?
>>215609443drug dealing is a victimless crimebut in your example the underage escort gets harmed
>>215609761>drug dealing is a victimless cr-ACK
>>215609822it isjust like partaking in alcohol and smoking
>>215609841>it i-ACK
>>215609901so does the bomb go off when someone buys the drugs or takes them?
>>215609915both, it usually causes AoE damage in an indirect way like seeing 15yo's with crack cocaine somehow but sometimes you get firebombed by the cartel. All good though, 'just providing a service'.
>>215609822Jane deserved worse
>>215609984>bothkek ok
>>215607600>>215607646Irl this would be suicide fuel.
>>215610037kek nice non-argument. 'I am just providing a service my good sir' said the british commander as he floods chinese shores with cheap opium.
>>215610168you literally think a bomb goes off when someone pays for a drug, what's there to argue about with you?
>>215609110Why do you advocate for freely available narcotics if you aren't at all using them? Often druggies are the ones who want their goods supplied cheap and without hassle.
>>215607787
>>215610180Yea its called hyperbole dumbass, you literally think heroin is like having a shot of vodka. Maybe think it through for once.
>>215610199kek I know right? dude says im a druggie while holding up a loudspeaker yelling 'let them cook'!
>>215610199>Why do you advocate for freely available narcotics if you aren't at all using them?to deprive organized crime orgs of their business, retard
>>215602963most people frown upon their spouses being responsible for murders and being one of the most wanted people by a law enforcement agency
>>215608932I do oxycodon once a monthI eat fast food once a weekI drink alcohol about twice a monthOverdo any of these and you will suffer yet only 1 is illegal. The stuff I take is nobody's business but me. If you've got problems with discipline that's a you problem
>>215610242It will create more addicts as a side effect, I don't know about you but I'd rather not risk societal harm just to strip a bunch of narcosas of their income.
>>215610217just like vodka, it's your choice to take itin case you didn't know btw, bombs don't go off when someone buys drugs
>>215610285>the proliferation of crack houses and needle littering is fine because I am moderating my own body on a personal levelif you say so libertard
>>215610324in case you didn't know, vodka is nowhere near as potent and addictive than heroin so your equivocation is retarded.>still bringing up the hyperbolelol you are buttmad
>i let him GAPE me, Walt!>he gaped you?>wide as the grand canyon>i can't believe this... was he a meth kingpin?>he doesn't even sell the blue, just bent me over, face down in the backseat of your Pontiac Aztek and gaped me as wide as a sinkhole>i swear if he jumped in he could have ended up in Fring's underground meth lab!>i can't believe you got gaped>by the time we were done, the whole car reeked of ass, that's why you had to sell it(Walr Jr enters)>Whats going on?>Your mom got gaped>Waaaalt don't tell him that>(Walt Jr stares and breathes heavily) you were gaped? I can't believe this>Whats the problem>do you know how long l've tried to gape a girl at school?>I'm lucky if I can even get their number!(Hank and Marie burst in)>My wife got gaped by her cancer-free boss!(Hank bends down and sniffs)>oh yeah, Marie, that's a gape
>>215610437doesn't matter, still your choice to take it>muh hyperbolenah you believed it wholesale
>>215610467>durr its your choice to drink pepsi, therefore its the same as schedule 5 narcoticsLow IQ musings.
>>215607541in most places when a child is born within a marriage the husband is legally the father by default. but a man couldn't contest that with a paternity test in France?
>>215610524it's true and you can't argue your way out of it, so you seethe and rave about bombs going off
>>215610538>he's still seething about itRent free>its trueYea, your equivocation is retarded, that much is true.
>>215610566don't want to be a drug addict? don't take drugswant to be a drug addict? then take drugsball's in your court, daddy government literally can't stop you even if they try
>>215602980Walter should have killed her in the first season along with her down syndrome son, then continued 2-3 more season of building is empire without those worthless cunts being in the way.
>>215610607>childlike thinkingas if lolbertarians can get any dumber..
>>215610615cerebral palsy son, son
>>215610636>ahh if you buy a drug a bomb explodes! NOOOO DONT DO ITkek
>he can't stop harking back to a hyperboleI literally won btw
>>215606355lol wtf
>>215607775Ok. What video game?
>>215602963Everything about Walter´s life was written to be as pathetic and exhasperating as posible.>Two low paying jobs where nobody respects you>Retard son with an attitude>Only friend is your redneck in-law who emasculates you all the time>The company you helped kick-start is a big success but you are not seeing a penny from it>The president of said company is banging the woman you actually lovedAnd of course, the subject matter in question:>Your wife is an ugly bitch from whom the best you can expect is a disinterested hand job.The whole point of it all was gve Walter a reason to do something as risky as becoming a drug dealer. But Vinny boy let praise get to him and decided to turn his black comedy into le serious drama so he tried (and failed) to make Skyler sympathic.
>>215610536>but a man couldn't contest that with a paternity test in France?Modern French culture is based upon cuckoldry and rapefugees. Most French marriages are never even consummated, and ethnic Frenchmen literally believe that the stork brings a baby after their wife starts giving "French language lessons" to 5-10 black immigrants.
>>215602963The nanosecond Skylar realized Walt sold meth, she did everything in her power to destroy the relationship so a divorce could look as natural as possible. Shows how much confidence she had in Walt more than anything.
>>215603013I feed sneed
>>215611647but she tells Walt she didn't finalize the divorce because she knew spouses can't be forced to testify against each other.
>>215603226??? there were multiple scenes in season 1-2 where he fucked her brains out. it wasnt until she realized he was selling meth that she soured on him
>>215610437this graph was made by someone pushing ecstasy and lsd, knowing long term users of both, i'd rather be with alkie anytime
