>Submitted for your approval: one anon - age 27. Residence: a rent-free room, utilities included. No criminal record, no notable achievements, and, if you were to ask him, no regrets. Anon is a man of conviction. Not real conviction, mind you. He has never held a job, a woman’s gaze, or a coherent thought for more than fifteen seconds. Instead, he has held the line on the anonymous frontiers of 4chan, where he wages daily war against reason and basic decency. He is a soldier of conspiracies and curiosities, locked in conflicts as fleeting as the pixels that display them.>What anon doesn't know-what he can't know-is that while he's been calling strangers 'NPCs' and declaring victory in arguments no one else remembers, time has been moving forward... without him. His peers live in a world where work, love, and time itself continue to unfold, a world anon has left behind. For ten years, he has been screaming into a void. But tonight, the void screams back. Soon he will be forced to bear something harder than being asked what he does for a living: the question of what might have been.>Because this isn’t just a basement, and it isn’t just a website. It is the final page of a story never written. And anon? He is the newest permanent resident... of The Twilight Zone.
>>215603482kino.
I’m 30 and I pay rent cringe
Twilight Zone: The Movie is hilarious
>>215603482Very well written OP, now do one that doesn't make me want to kill myself
that's exactly my episode
>>215603482>declaring victory in arguments no one else remembers, time has been moving forward... without him. His peers live in a world where work, love, and time itself continue to unfold, a world anon has left behindFuck you. I have a job and apartment but fuck you man.
>>215603482>if you were to ask him, no regretsIf only
>>215603482kek, very nice
Do I get to meet the devil in this episode? I bet I can trick him.
>>215603482>Wiloughby, this stop is Wiloughby!
>>215603482>Soon he will be forced to bear something harder than being asked what he does for a living: the question of what might have been.That's my secret, there is no could-have-been, i was born to be a fuck up.
>>215604267All right, so here we are in front of the, uh, elephants, and the cool thing about these guys is that, is that they have really, really, really long, um, trunks, and that's, that's cool. And that's pretty much all there is to say.
>>215603482I'm 29 years old and I pay rent for a tiny sharehouse room. I hate being Australian.
Picture a man, aged 27, who never experienced the love of a woman.
>>215606367I own a mirror
It's all good man. I made the conscious choice to leave the world behind 23 years ago.
>>215606472this. you've made your choice. who tf are you not to be happy with it? Death of the universe? okaySenseless life? understandableWanking muh dick ,playing game and shitting on society like everyone else does? why tf should i or you care.everyone of us has one or the other flaw. just remind yourself to be helpfull and sometimes do something for society as a whole. starts with picking up trash and ends with not giving a fuck, nigger
>>215603482I stood up and shouted kino and then my mom asked my what happened. Dumb bitch.
>Imagine if you will, a man whose sole duty is to patrol the deepest recesses of 4chan, staring into an online abyss of loneliness and depravity. Each day brings new horror and things he cannot unsee. Tranny porn. Dubs going unchecked. Endless Sneed threads. The true horror, however, is that he does it... for free.
>>215603514You are like a woman for how you see one talking about oranges and interrupt to announce you like apples.
>there are anons one this board right now that actually got marriedI hope the occasional "i've been married for x years and here's my cucked opinion" posts are worth it.
>>215603482HOLY
>>215604399This is also my secret. When you're born facially ugly and only grow up to be 5'7 you realize you were never meant to take part in society. Even if you wanted to, everyone goes out of their way to get me fired from whatever job or just generally push me out of society. I'm 31, bald, no friends, no job, live with parents, and will probably die soon. This is the life I was born to live, I guess.
>>215606562But did he choose or was he forced to make a choice?
>>215606808Caesar was not attractive, balding and 5.7 as well.
