>enhances your kino
Good hang/better man bros.. Its easier than ever to get pussy, just be kind brah
Saw youtube short where he and jesse plemons were at a premiere trying to guess a movie by acttors, it's weird seeing him next to real actors.And that movie is mainstream, all normies will be like "oh yeah, I remember this fat guy from bugonia" not knowing how hard he can laugh or how good he is at discussing food
>>215603964I’ve never seen a more astroturfed sudden rise to the mainstream than this
They're going all out trying to make this fat piece of shit a thing huh. Maybe they will find their Joe Rogans and Andrew Tates one day.
how long till junket interviewers ask him to explain the thousand island stare
>>215603980That's a long way of saying this fat pig is a hypocrite.
The board sucks tonight. Every thread is shit.
>Hasan is billed as the left wing Joe Rogan >Gets caught zapping his dog >SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT get me uhhhhhh... The fat fuck from cum boys
>>215603980It seems like it would be really easy to cancel him, just find any clip of him laughing hysterically at something super racist Nick is saying
>>215603964Why dont fat comedians all die by their early to mid 30s anymore?
>>215604129Hasan is joe rogan of the left because they are both retarded
>>215604066>>215604129It feels like an emergency effort anons.
>>215604129Who'll just end up getting sunk through his association with HasanAlso I just inherently can't trust a man who'd cheat on Rachel Sennott
>>215604150Safe edgy includes the level of drug use.
>>215604133If you never say nigger and then when you famous they find a tape of you saying nigger then you might be cancelled, if everyone knows you said nigger, no one cared because you were literally who, then you became famous, you cant be cancelled for that. Lui ck was constantly saying nigger and thats not what he was cancelled for. He even said nigger in that famous thing with seinfeld, chris rock, and and ricky Gervais
>>215603964>YOU’VE GOT TO WATCH THE ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD VIDEO!!! SO EPIC!! SO SO SO SOOOOO FUCKIN EPIC!!! HOW WILL THE MANOSPHERE CHUD COMEDIANS EVER RECOVER AFTER BEING EXPOSED FOR THE RACIST FAR-RIGHT GRIFTER HACKS THEY ARE??? WE NEED MORE SENSITIVE AND THOUGHTFUL ANTI-INCEL BRO COMICS LIKE STAVVY TO COUNTERBALANCE THE CHUDDY ANTI-WOKE COMICS FROM THR TOXIC BRO AUSTIN SCENE! STAVY WILL SAVE STANDUP AND PODCASTING NOW THAT KING MARON IS GONE
>>215604160His dick didn't work with her, better cheat. Nothing to do with the 300lb+ weight and likely repressed homosexuality.
>>215604192You might be right but Louis ck got kind off grandfathered in. Hollyjews let him direct a movie in 2001 afterall.
>>215603964Who is that, Yorgos Lanthimos?
>>215604157They were a/b testing him and adam this summer and I guess adam was too talentless.
>>215604193but i like bob's burgers
>>215604494Adam Friedland is the Jon Stewart of the left.
Stav youre fat and going to die soon
>>215604494The DNC approved TAFS guests would add credence to that theory. Adam seems more aware and less hideous. Will do my part by avoiding Bugonia at the theater.
>>215603980They still dont get it, men don't want to be clowns playing second fiddle
>>215603964the only time this fat pig enhances anything is when he finally leaves the room
>>215604530Will he reach 40 anons? It would be very funny is he blows out his knees doing another season of gets ripped.
>>215603980So hes saying hes an incel at the moment but are working on it by trying to get fit?
>>215604048I will boycott that film now, thanks
>>215603964I've enjoyed his "Stavvy Gets Ripped" series, good banter with his brother and it's amusing watching it knowing he will fail. As one commenter pointed out:>He’s eating thru the ozempies… impressive sirI also enjoy all the shitty MD highlights
kill Stavros, behead Stavros, roundhouse kick Stavros into the concrete, slam dunk a Stavros baby into the trash can, crucify filthy Stavs, defecate into Stav's food, launch Stavros into the sun, stir fry Stavros in a wok, toss Stavros into active volcanoes, urinate into Stav’s gas tank, Judo throw Stavros into a wood chipper, twist Stav's head off, report Stav to the IRS, karate chop Stavros in half, curb stomp pregnant Stavs, trap Stavros in quicksand, Crush Stav in the trash compactor, liquify Stavros in a vat of acid, eat Stav, dissect Stav, stomp Stav skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate Stavros in the oven, lobotomize Stav, mandatory abortions for Stav, grind Stavros fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown Stavros in fried chicken grease, vaporize Stavros with a raygun, kick old Stavs down the stairs, feed Stavros to alligators, slice Stav with a katana
>>215603964Do you do this for free or does he pay you?
>>215604692It's one of the few funny things he has done. The GLP1 is going to cause him muscle loss. He is ensuring even less chance of success in the future of his weight loss journey. Less muscle and his considerable girth is going to result in future injuries. He might hurts his knee again resulting in another year's loss.
>>215603980That's just grim reading. He was a laugh track for his far more talented friend's comedic effort which often entailed slurs. The crowdwork clips are often obvious plants with Stav's response being mean spirited. It's different we he and his ilk endorse politicians. Likewise the media endorsing Leftist voices such as himself is a good thing.Politicization is awful unless it''s to to boost his career. Better mock an assassinated figure, there's that kindness again.This pig's 15 minutes can't be up soon enough.
>>215604915I've heard it said that Stav is both Sisyphus and the boulder
>>215605108Thanks anon. Your post has more wit than this fat fuck's entire career.
>leftoids astroturfed themselves yet another grifter they can funnel money into only for him to fall off later and disappear, producing nothing of benefit
Stav's movie rolls should be going to Tim Dillon.
>>215604571Be useful and stay fat & useless. Why pursue any self improvement? Seems to be the gist.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>215604489yorgo lanthimos self insert emma stone is also playing a baldie....greek """"weird"""" directors are just ripping off bunuel because they know americunts are uncouth philistines who think that even billy wilder is esoteric and inaccessible
>>215603964>bro look at me I’m fat as shit and still get pussy, you just got to be as charming as me. What? It has nothing to do with my money or fame or conveniently aligning all my beliefs with 20yo art hoes from manhattan and LA. It’s all because I’m so charming that I get so much pussy. Did I mention that I get pussy? Oh that’s okay, I’m having Joe Derosa on tomorrow and I’ll tell him all about it too.
>>215606597The lines about getting pussy in Tires season 2 were very clearly Stav's suggestions. Hope they kill off his character in the next season.
>>215603980Stav doesn't realize a lots of guys don't have that hyper social friendship group always looking to hang out. Lots of "incels" struggle because they just don't have the opportunity to meet women. Being a good hang doesn't matter if 99% of your weekends are spent at home.
Buy an ad.
>>215604564Pretty much this. Must people would have a degree of humility if they rode the coattails of their more talented friends. This vile creature struts the red carpet thinking his success is purely his own.
>>215606654And even when they do, they dont feel like being an introvert who keeps himself down, lift ut troons when uglifying yourself or work for work's sake. out of "duty for society" and not travel around alot like young women do todayYes, Stav is an introvert since he clowns and uglify himself to excuse his existence
>>215606597Its the money and fameId rather be both fit and rich and famous thenWomen wouldnt talk to him if he worked at wallmart
>>215603964Id rather be slim and a nobody than fat and famous and getting my ugly looks on display for everybody to see
>>215607011That the astounding bit, he has access and the funds to make himself somewhat presentable. He legitimately looks like something out of Wrong turn. The gets ripped series is the cherry on top of a shit cake.
>>215607037Wouldn't be surprised if he gets some sexual thrill out of his appearance. It goes beyond fat funny guy archetype.
>>215603980reminder this fatass considered banging dudes when he was depressed about not pulling girls at comedy clubs, crazy what a little fame and money does for you.
>>215607126They were plenty of rumors involving boys.
>>215607126He's greek after all, it comes natural to them
I hope somebody kills this fat homo. He really deserves to die just for believing in "the patriarchy". I dont feel sorry for him for being so indoctrinated by feminist nonsense. I want to see his head exploded.
>>215603964tires is pretty funny
I like his cult movie
>>215607555That's the particularly pathetic thing, he doesn't seem to have any genuine convictions. Another anon nailed it, has the politics of a twenty something art hoe.
He is a virtue signaling disgusting fatty
>>215604150Because every funny fat guy has a comedy hero who died early from the mix of a high calorie diet and cocaine use.
>>215605108jej
>>215604479Hollyjews nothing. Chris Rock was the biggest name in comedy at the time and let one of his writers direct his movie. Pootie Tang isn't even the only Chris Rock movie that Louis has directed.
>>215607555I am awakened to the patriarchy. It is a really good idea. Men are less likely to be controlled by their emotions.
>>215603964Hahaha hell yeah dude
>>215603964I refuse to watch any of this pathetic hasan dickriders content.
>>215608323He tried to be Rogan adjacent, when that failed hopped on the Hasan train.
>>215603964This fat fuck has never had pussy in his life.
>>215604048>not knowing how hard he can laugh or how good he is at discussing foodYou sound like a massive faggot
>>215609520DingPerfect cast
>>215603964I wonder what indian chat farm this useful idiots publicist hired out to try and force this fat piece of shit into relevance on a fucking mongolian basket weaving forum.
pretty funny how hard they're pushing this ugly fat faggot
>>215603964How did he, an unfunny, ugly, fat fuck, become famous while Nick, the actual talent, was left in the dust?
>>215603980>just be nice brah>convieniently leave out the detail that women know that you have lots and lots of money and potential time in the spotlightnice
>>215603964Glad he made it while nick wallows in self pity and mental illness. Stav was very explicit with his goals and ambitions and worked for it non stop. It's nice to see that pay. Is stand up comedy cringe and gay? Yes absolutely but at least he did something. Nick is such an insufferable loser whose only bit was alluding to the N word.I wonder how long until his cumtown bank runs dry.
>>215609576i keep telling you idiots he is being pushed by the same people who made yorgo a star (they do they do)
This guy has been famous for years and I've never seen anyone post a clip of him at all. I've never come across a single video scrolling on instagram reels, and I see Shane Gillis and other comedians stuff all the time. I'm convinced this guy isn't real. At the very least, he's not funny whatsoever, just all astroturfed
how did he get into that Yorgos movie? Is he good at acting? I only saw that short where he was playing up the Greek card, but in reality Stav is just an obese American, I don't see it. Are their really "inner GREEK circles in NY?"
>>215609715stav has joie de vivre
>>215609596>alludes to the N wordTruly a comedic genius.Fuck Nick.
the only greek american comedian i respect enough with the fatsos like mylonakis galifianakis and this abominable soros project 4chan made into a star
>>215609796its called greek clientelism (a sort of nepotism)
>>215609865I'm surprised it exists, like many millenials in England, I was born here right at the junction where being a middle-class white man didn't seem to matter anymore, I fucking hate it here, boomer cunts ruined everything.
>>215606580>americunts are uncouth philistineshalf of them use Christianity as an excuse not to read into any other texts and the other half have no education, but they're able to hide behind extremely high salaries for donut jobs so they don't appear uneducated.
when are mutts going to start murdering leftists?
>>215603980>advice for young men>36 year oldtroonlmao
>>215610204I'd rather have people that call americans "mutts" murdered tbqh
>>215603964It's really fascinating how they keep thinking this will work. Leftism is inherently feminine. You're never going to attract the men and "dude bros" you need to win anything by constantly telling them that masculinity and heterosexual desire is wrong. No matter how much you call it "bro" or "man" culture, it's inherently anti-man. I get that their solution is to just feminize men into it not being a problem anymore, but there's not guarantee that'll work on everyone.
>>215610263Stalin and Fidel Castro were masculine
>>215603980>>215606654>>215609597>just live in a fashionable part of NYC bro>just coast off of this once-in-a-generation podcast this guy has going and reap the benefits bro>just have no strong feelings about anything bro>just keep up to date with the current thing and agree with it in front of women who know you are rich brothe dude is on a thousand copes and it'll all fall apart if he actually stood for anything that isn't just fat pride during the one time that half of americans are fat.
>>215603964self help stavvy
>>215610301way different type of Leftist, these are anti-fash guys, Stalin would have just ordered them to die in a Siberian work-camp. Fake and gay =/= communism.
>>215609744>athens.jpegwhat is Greece actually like? I never hear about it, last I heard it was bankrupt or something, did they not get hit by the tidal wave of refugees? What's going on there.
>>215603964what do we think of his last meal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUtrcz7rlfM&t=6s
>>215610506this is not /int!
>>215603980>Halkias despises comedy's politicizationThis is at odds with literally everything else written here. He's gleefully enabling it.
>>215610557give me a break anon, it's not like I'm posting about capeshit or starshit
>>215610525>incredibly gay soilennial multicult zog chowjust as expected
>>215610632white food is bland
>>215610671I don't care for the opinions of browns- sorry!
>>215610703let me guess your last meal would be this
>>215610721a single jar of mayonnaise is unironically worth more than the lives of a billion browns
>>215610671I don't care about cooking, you can make milk and peanut butter without touching a hot plate or an oven just fine.
>>215610263You say this as if their equivalent on the right wasn't even more feminine and autistic and goofy.At least the ones on the left can get a crumb of hairy pussy if they get enough woke points, dudes on the right are just forever jacking off to chinese cartoons and being mad at women.
>>215611134That anon struck a nerve, huh?
Why should I care about some literal who podcast grifter who's being shilled for being in pornslop
WHO?
>>215611134>At least the ones on the left can get a crumb of hairy pussyhave you seen what liberal women look like, at least 2/3rds of them are obese and the other 1/3rd are smug panopticon bitches who are incapable of happiness.>captcha: y4mG4Y
>>215611149not really no.I'm sure we could spend all of halloween day and night dumping folders of based incels vs woke trannies to have a contest of who is the most gay and/or autistic.
>>215611134>the political camp that's the most repulsive to women across all demographics and age groups is actually feminineOkay
>>215611184yeah but then you fall into the ouroboros serpent of modern politics where men on the right reject liberal women AND women on the right, so they end up jacking off to liberal men instead (traps) under the based pretense that men are better women than modern females in society these days social media bad, etc.
>>215611200>It's actually MANLY to spend 16 hours a day online getting mad at everything and nothing, complaining about how nothing is your fault and society bad and we need to start our own little support group for dudes only
>>215611255Yeah you really hit the nail on the head describing western conservativism. You're definitely not mad.
SPEAK A LITTLE CHINESE FOR EM DEREK
>>215611286like the other anon said (kind of as a cope) it's not all of western conservatism and just like normal guys who just don't want to pay a lot of taxes, etc.It's completely kissless and utterly autistic incels who mostly adopted internet right wing ideology as a way to get back at the heck normie normoid normalfag who teased them back in high school or didn't provide them with the free virgin gf they thought they were promised once they got good enough at their job.
>>215611224your post assumes too many things, a lot of men are non-political, there is no /pol/ binary, a man can be right-wing and not actively political, you assume that men or women would reject each other, but in fact I've seen more times over, and a lot of kindle gooner books are just, "wow, I want this chud to conquer me, but I would NEVER do it in REAL LIFE wink wink". Traps are an internet phenomenom, occassionally you'll see a man wearing programmer socks but these are not-convincing female-impersonators. A lot of right wing men find left-wing women like I mentioned, fat, septum-ringed and unloveable. The white whale of some stacked liberal jewess supporting neo-lib values is the exact same shit that right wing men do when they pretend to be Arnold in those Predator films.
>>215611134>ern actually wanting women taking care of children and being harsh on violent criminals is feminine
>>215607712he's not exactly a dandy either because he doesn't have any alternative perspectives on things, he has the same views as Coca Cola. To describe him as an art hoe would be too generous, he was made fun of on the pod countless times for not having any genuine interests outside of eating and pussy.
he's great in bugonia
His fans all being Indian makes sense
>>215611527>wanting women taking care of childrenaren't femoids too woke to raise children, or something
>>215611867I saw a snapshot of a TikTok of a white woman who was listing ideal qualities in a man and she listed, "makes me homecooked meals"
>>215604193>seething Rogan fan
>>215604193this image is utterly incoherent, Marc Maron's audience is not even remotely close to Stav's, and neither is the brainrot fanbase
>>215609844You're right that he's one note and therefore not funny, but your post reads like you don't like racism nigger
>>215604070>They're going all out trying to make this fat piece of shit a thing huhthisit is fucking patheticthese joyless faggots are so desperate for some kind of famous person on their side that they choose stavvy of all peoplethis after GQ tried to make adam a thing, lmaothis disgusting slob makes crying baby noises as he jokes about child rape and comes up with 'hypotheticals' about viewing CP giving him a cocaine like rushperfect fit for 'the left'
Marfan lost.Jack Horner won
>>215609844>"N word">reddit spacingwe got ourselves a faggot, threadbut no, nick is really pathetic and has to be absolutely seething that adam and stav are getting this backing
>supports mamdaniimagine getting bamboozled by the same obama strategy>weak closted gay guy with mystery money and mystery family born in africa despite being of asian decentthe left really cannot create new ideasthat little jeet couldn't bench 1pl8, and was so oblivious to his inability that he actually tried in public on camera during an election lmao
I cried when the band got together for that last episode. When Nick made fun of Adam for making their last dance about him and Stav started laughing his ass off I got like an euphony - quintessence of Edvard Munch - made me reflect on my mortality; on the impermanent of things.
>>21560398060% of men in their 20s are single, which is the highest number recorded ever. It has quite literally never been harder to get a gf in America.https://www.forbes.com/health/dating/dating-statistics/>According to that same Pew Research survey of U.S. adults: 63% of men younger than 30 reported that they’re single (defined as not married, living with a partner or in a committed romantic relationship). Brutal. Incels outnumber normies these days. But that means if you can't get a gf, you're perfectly normal lol
>>215612394Reddit spacing is made up you giga nigger I've been in stuck in this hellsight longer than you've been suckling your father's dusty old balls. And I said N WORD because that's the JOKE NIGGER
>>215604066I've seen people guess that the left needed a useful retard to throw into the spotlight while hoping for the Hasan Piker shock collar controversy to blow over.
>>215612394>"N word"it's embarrassing reading posts by other millenials who never grew out of their Xbox Live/CoD Lobby swear-word every other word phase.
>>215612979seeing the word "faggot" everywhere must be very triggering for you, anon.
>>215605608Tim's acting career should be catapulting to the top very soon after his appearance in the hit film Joker 2.
>>215613033I'm not a faggot so no, I don't get LE triggered by it, I just think arrested development CoD lobby faggots aren't funny.
>>215603980first time seeing stavvy was with him wearing Pajama-Grams on the Anthony Cumia Show (TACS) on Compound Media. Nick was there. I remember Nick being really funny and carrying the show. Stavvy just sat there on a couch while a porn star was on his lap and occasionally laughed into the mic and said "hell yeah dude"I also watched a lot of Cum Town.Stavvy can be funny but he's trying too hard to get into poltiics and be politically correct. Trannies are funny because i'ts basically blackface for women and you should be allowed to make fun of them. They're cringe.Stavvy will always be fat. Nick will always be funnier. Doesn't matter how famous Stavvy gets. He's a try hard and an example of dunning kruger/ peter principal We're burned out on politics, we're burned out on Trump, we're burned out on White Genocide not being taken seriously, we're done treating it like a joke and like there is a left wing solution to Great Replacement. Just stick in your lane, if you're a comedian then be fucking funny. Concern trolling someone for tranny jokes isn't it.
>>215613131>2025>still unironically using the f-slurGrow the fuck up, dude. It's not 2014 anymore.
>>215613161the word faggot has been repurposed for about 10 years now to talk about people who own loud motorcycles, have tribal tattoos and spam N non-stop.
>>215613129Say him in Thanksgiving and Joker 2. Can certainly say he is a better actor than Cumtown's laughtrack.
>>215610320lol yeah manPeople forget how rich stavvy is... Cumtown was making over $60,000 a month on Patreon.
>>215613189>the word faggot has been repurposed
>>215613189You mind not using the word f*ggot on an sfw board please mate?
>>215603964>>215603980There has never, and will never, been a point in my life where I have even considered taking advice from someone fat and ugly.
>>215613387This.
>>215604193dat seethe. Seems like Elephant Graveyard touched a nerve LUL
>>215613315sorry, that's how it works, you're the faggot now
>>215612791>Reddit spacing is made upkek, sure thing faggotnormal people always add line breaks for no reason>>215612979CoD is for console niggersyou don't belong here, faggot>>215613161>it's current year! we love AIDS-ridden faggots now!stfu faggot
>>215613605>y-y-y-you better log off or else I'm calling the janny
>>215613271Scott Adams, the meme coffee race statistic guy had a bit about how billionaires/millionaires give the plainest advice known to man because they're just trying to avoid telling people that their wealth just gets them shit, Stav is no different.
>>215613189>this nigga thinks a unfunny South Park episode from 10+ years ago changed the definition of a wordmaybe on planet reddit
>>215613138>calling him 'stavy' like he's your fucking friendunironically and sincerely- kill yourself
being a good hang will indeed get you laid
>>215613913reddit... 4channel... no more brotha wars
>>215613913look honey, there’s that “nigger” guy
THEY DID HWHAT WITH THE TRAINS?
>>215613923oh yeah, What about a good hung?*pulls down pants*
>>215613605Thanks for reminding me that this site died of cancer a long time agl
>>215603964If stav were actually funny and was known for something other than being the cumtown laugh track and saying thousand island stare then maybe he wouldn't have to gape his asshole open to get profiles written about him by leftist rags
>>215614394it's obvious that you are a reddit faggot that doesn't belong here and never hasno one cares about mean words except the actual degenerates they're use to deride
his agent and publicist are really earning their commissions
>>215614474>it's another "I'm not a degenerate, I'm on 4chan" episode
>>215603980>all he's saying is pretty much "try to be nice" and lamenting that he's forced into a situation where he's pretty much forced to be political >this makes all the trumpsissies itt absolutely kvetchlmao
>>215614560you're obviously some kind of combination of brown and homosexual to care about the words nigger or faggot and to pretend like no one uses them anymoresee if crying more gets people to stop
>>215614601>forced to be politicalnobody's forcing him to go out and suck mamdani cock, he does it because it wins him plaudits from faggots who give him money in return for gay puff pieces
>>215604154correct except much more hated and with a smaller fambase
https://youtu.be/Arw4KlfxHrs?si=0q1FEJx9Tvyx4FMU
>>215614661the only time he made me laugh
>>215614601Stav is easier to get along with than Nick but it's not saying much, he buries a lot, and has to defuse it with constant self-deprecation, it's like what Orson Welles said about Woody Allen, in an ideal world Stav would just be able to pay hookers and eat, but women don't want to hear that, so something something Mamamamdini
>>215614637>OY VEY he's showing support for mamdani, this is literally an antisemitism oh help melmao
>>215614955>literallyfaggots cannot help themselves with this word
>>215614955as a loud and proud Muslim woman, I think Zohan Mamadini is gay.
>>215614616What did he say that was wrong?
>>215615210>muslimZutt zutt in the butt
>>215614955ironic that a majority of Jews living in New York support Zoran, doesn’t Bernie also support him? What I’m trying to say is, Socialism attracts jews
>>215615223who? the guy crying about no-no words?
>>215604193>video deletedI wonder which free speech advocate of Rogan’s did that haha
>>215615377You’re a clear degenerate trying to pretend you aren’t. Say whatever word you like but don’t think you’re somehow above it.
>>215604193>seinfelds wife, who is jewish, donated money to the IDF>this was considered some epic btfoRegardless of what you think of the war, why would you be surprised that an Israeli would donate money to support her own countries cause? Very retarded pointAnd his new video is just repeated gibberish he's always done, but the comments all praise it
>>215615756NYC is just sharing the same fate of every great western city, the place becomes well known as a beautiful place, women want to be seen there by association, women don't understand what makes it beautiful and start voting for stupid policies the place slowly dies and the women move on to the next beautiful city
>>215616102There's something mildly disappointing that all three shill for this particular politician.
>>215613919that's what he calls himself, idk what your deal is
>>215604070No amount of astroturfed e-celebs will ever make leftism appealing to hetero men
>>215616102>watch "The Faggot Leftist Podcast" >wtf they are all faggot leftists??!?!
>>215603980I don’t care about charlie kirk or people making fun of his death but it’s hilarious to me how far the culture has rotted that mainstream culture is just like>that guy that got murdered, he was an edgelord, it’s important to make fun of itThis is a mainstream comedian, which is also crazy to say that Stavros is but he is.
