Jay Bauman1. Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles - Chantal Akerman, 19752. Cтaлкep (Stalker) - Aндpeй Tapкoвcкий, 19793. Persona - Ingmar Bergman, 19664. Sans Soleil - Chris Marker, 19835. Зepкaлo (Zerkalo) - Aндpeй Tapкoвcкий, 19756. Meshes of the Afternoon - Maya Deren, 19437. La montaña sagrada - Alejandro Jodorowsky, 19738. Beau Travail - Claire Denis, 19999. 東京物語 (Tōkyō Monogatari) - 小津安二郎 (Yasujirō Ozu), 195310. El espíritu de la colmena - Víctor Erice, 1973
Mike Stoklasa1. Ghostbusters - Ivan Reitman, 19842. RoboCop - Paul Verhoeven, 19873. Back to the Future - Robert Zemeckis, 19854. Raiders of the Lost Ark - Steven Spielberg, 19815. The Terminator - James Cameron, 19846. Die Hard - John McTiernan, 19887. Mad Max: Fury Road - George Miller, 20158. The Thing - John Carpenter, 19829. Dune: Part One - Denis Villeneuve, 202110. Predator - John McTiernan, 1987
>>215604711RLM (Reddit Letter Media) are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves
Rich Evans1. Galaxy Quest - Dean Parisot, 19992. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home - Leonard Nimoy, 19863. Edge of Tomorrow - Doug Liman, 20144. Flash Gordon - Mike Hodges, 19805. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan - Nicholas Meyer, 19826. Big Trouble in Little China - John Carpenter, 19867. Highlander - Russell Mulcahy, 19868. Star Trek: First Contact - Jonathan Frakes, 19969. The Fifth Element - Luc Besson, 199710. Speed - Jan de Bont, 1994
Josh1. Little Women - Greta Gerwig, 20192. The Notebook - Nick Cassavetes, 20043. Wonder Woman - Patty Jenkins, 20174. Mad Max: Fury Road - George Miller, 20155. Lost in Translation - Sofia Coppola, 20036. Hidden Figures - Theodore Melfi, 20167. Erin Brockovich - Steven Soderbergh, 20008. A League of Their Own - Penny Marshall, 19929. Selma - Ava DuVernay, 201410. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 - Quentin Tarantino, 2003
>>215604726>>215604721>>215604711
Thats a fairly normal list of favorite films for an average sized youtube critic, I'd say?
Colin1. Cum Laude, TitanMen, 20122. Muscle Daddies 4, Gay Empire, 20073. Fuck My Ass, I'll Suck Your Cock, Raging Stallion, 20074. Bonerable, Factory, 20025. Skuff 4: Downright Fierce, Hot House, 20096. Dangling Chad, West Hollywood, 20017. The Twink Whisperer, PZP, 20088. Das Butt, West Hollywood, 19969. Joyride, Falcon Studios, 202510. Peaches & Cream, Naked Sword, 2025
Jack1. Predator - John McTiernan, 19872. RoboCop - Paul Verhoeven, 19873. Big Trouble in Little China - John Carpenter, 19864. Starship Troopers - Paul Verhoeven, 19975. Commando - Mark L. Lester, 19856. The Running Man - Paul Michael Glaser, 19877. Total Recall - Paul Verhoeven, 19908. The Fifth Element - Luc Besson, 19979. Demolition Man - Marco Brambilla, 199310. Escape from New York - John Carpenter, 1981
>>215604711>>215604721It's true that gay men have better taste after all.
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>>215604711if Jay likes art house cinema so much why hasn't Red Letter Media done a single video on one?
>>215604711>>215604737imagine the smell
>>215604854What smell? These men bathe
Jessi1. The Secret Liaison - Charles Lube, 19842. A Building Collapses 500 Miles Away - Chung-kee Bo Som, 20033. Mulholland Dr. - David Lynch, 20014. Fuck - Anal Smithee, 19735. The Innocent Sin - Thomas Sodomite, 19516. Bangay Nights - Rajesh Areola, 20087. Drip - Milk Jugger, 20018. タトゥー入りソーセージ - 赤の山です, 19959. Heaven's Intervention - Charles Lube, 200510. Oтвapныe гoвяжьи и cвиныe нoжки - Ivan Gulagovich, 1963
>>215604826Gay but accurate.
Do the voice over guy
What would be /tv/ top 10?
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>>215604711honest>>215604721dishonest and Reddit>>215604726dishonest and Reddit >>215604737dishonest and Reddit >>215604779faggot >>215604793dishonest and Reddit >>215604724based
>>215604721Mike: "Well I haven't actually SEEN that film, but I've heard about it. I pick these things up through, uh, cultural osmosis. I read some forum posts about it. So I'm well within my rights to dismiss it."Jay: "Yeah, sure, that's okay. Your opinion is as good as any I suppose. But if you haven't even watched it–"Rich: "Jay. He's the goose who lays the golden eggs. He keeps us in business. Don't contradict him."Jay: "Right. What I meant to say is, of course Mike! You're always right about everything. You don't need to watch this film, it was stupid anyway. But Ghostbusters? Timeless comedy masterpiece. Hasn't aged a day. I still roll around laughing every time you put that on."
>>215604711How do you even appreciate Stalker without having read Roadside Picnic?And Jay has never read a book in his life.
>>215605615Well it's obviously a troll post. The only foreign films Jay would enjoy are shock-value, trash films disguised as Euro-art. Films like Martyrs, Irreversible, and Switchblade Romance.
>>215605648Now i wanna see a re:view with Jay and Rich
>>215605661* Of Irreversible
>>215605667It would be boring. They would both play it safe. They'd sit there and echo each other in their condemnation of That Scene. Neither of them would have the guts to admit that it's obviously eroticised and disturbingly arousing.
>>215605714>obviously eroticised and disturbingly arousingt. woman
>>215605714I just wanna see American midwits discuss European kino
>>215605661Gay and Bitch
>>215605552This unironically. I don't watch half the movies I discuss on this board as if I've seen them
Please stop spamming the board.Your channel is failing because your videos are infrequent, boring and your early success has lead to you becoming insufferably smug.
>>215604779Are any of these worth gooning to?
>>215606021This isn't a Internet Historian thread?
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>215606110This isn't your little safe space sweetheart.
>>215605391It would be the exact same as reddit top ten. It doesn't matter how much /tv/ tries to distant themselves from reddit, it's the exact same star wars and super hero threads here as over there.
>>215604779I genuinely just assumed this guy was a flamer for years until I found out he has an actually pretty cute millennial girlfriend
the best movies are probably some combination of the recent spiderman reboots, 3 of the avenger movies and that one emma watson movie where she twerks in a club.
>>215606228No fucking way, maybe I still have hope
>>215606241Haven't seen any of that. And if Ernest Scared Stoooopid isn't on the list, I have nothing common with you faggots, and we're done.
>>215604711>>215604721>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP>*Rich Evans uses a Forklift to unload Mike’s 800 lb ass on set* CSHAAAAW BEEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEP * drives away*>So Jay…. *falls asleep mid sentence and snores loudly*>u-uh Mike?>NYAHH SHUT THE FUCK UP LITTLE MAN ugh, I’ll eat you… oh, what did you think of… Weapons?>Well, Mike I->*Mike cuts Jay off by loudly dragging a steel trash can full of fried cheese curds across the floor for easier access* CHOMPCHOMPCHOMP I’m sorry Jay, go on>Well, Mike as I was saying it was the->*Mike’s stubby cankle kicks the steel can to the ground* RIIIIIICH GET YOUR LITTLE ASS IN HERE I NEED MORE CURDS HOW AM I *labored breathing* SUPPOSED TO REVIEW
>>215605615Jay didn't even knew who Will Oldham aka Bonnie Prince Billy was when they reviewed A Ghost Story. He also didn't know the source material to Ultrasound. I still like him though.
>>215604793The fuck?! I have most in common (3 movies) with the open faggot.
>>215606262This didn't happen though?
>>215604711So are any of these worth watching?
>>215606302I've only seen Persona on that list and that's a /tv/ favorite. I remember liking it but it was ages ago I watched it.
>>215606290I can assure you it didThey have used cgi weightloss for Mike for awhile now
>>215604726>Speed in top 10genuinely based, one of the best Blockbusters ever made
>>215606326Hmm ok my bad. People make shit up on this website all the time so it's hard to tell
