We ready for spartacus house of ashur?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHl32450smA
>>215606822People only watched the show for female nudity No way there's gonna be any female nudity in the age of intimacy coordinators
>>215606822is that seth rollins
>>215606908>intimacy coordinators>pointless jobs for women>makes the movies shittier and more expensiveTruly the HR of our time
>spartacus gets killed by ashur>female lead roleif this show doesnt end with the scene where naevia kills him im not gonna watch it
There are already two (2) huge red flags with the series, so I doubt they can prevent this from being modern day shit. Be happy we were blessed with the original seasons.
>>215606966also back on netflix4 seasons to binge
>>215606822For some reason I just don't feel inclined to watch it at all.It might be that they found a way to make a show called Spartacus focus on a brown woman. In the words of netflix, this is "not for me"
>>215607102Should just be called "house of ashur" that'd be ok
>>215606976>Netflixyou are beneath me
>>215607135cant find it anywhere else in good quality in german
>>215607143why the fuck would you watch this dubbed if you can communicate in english? i could understand not wanting to hear saxa's german though
>>215607219its nice, it has the stame "fecal" humor/wordingthe voices fit the characters
>>215606822>now with more nig-kek no way fag fuck off
>>215607232Why? This wasnt a problem in the original
What of Good Shaniqualus?
>>215607232The nigs are fine. An ugly woman one who can fight good is what is specifically killing the vibe.
>>215607271no what kills this is explicitly using a black woman as a main character for the sake of having a strong black woman as a main charnot ashur
>>215606822Lmao i don't blame them for putting more amerimutt niggers but you have to take in consideration that except amerimutts no is thrilled by this
>>215607229these are all characteristics of the original as wellalso we used to get german dubs on cable in the 90s and early aughts and it was terrible, everything but the german voices was muted to hell
>>215607323At least its an alternate universe i guessAshur killing spartacusA new and worse actor for Caesar
>>215607335germany has one of the best dubs though in the world anonwe have a lot, a lot of very fitting voices and recognizablebut i see your point
>>215607279We don't know that she is a MC yet. But she is distasteful, whatever her role in the series.
>>215607369>We don't know that she is a MC yetWe do she's been at the front in all trailers
>>215607248Good character writing and performance trumps all in this kind of tv show. Like nobody cares that 300 isnt historically inaccurate
Should hav been a gannicus prequel where we see young gannicus get trained
>>215607381I hope you are wrong, but I'm being unrealistically optimistic.
What are the ramifications for rome? The first triumvirate was created because of spartacus
>>215606908>No way there's gonna be any female nudity in the age of intimacy coordinatorsBro there is still plenty of nudity on tv.Netflix's Obliterated series had every woman in the cast get naked.Most of the recent Taylor Sheridan shows have had nudity (including notable nudity debuts) aside from Tulsa King.
>>215606822why does caesar look zesty
>>215607648A Prequel of a prequel? That might be a bit much.
original already did the whole gay trans shit good enoughexpect this one to be on the nose
>>215607809he got raped in the original show (kwab)
>>215606822>House of Ashy Larry
>>215607808That show got cancelled lolWokeness always wins
fuck yes I am! Ready for more gladiators and roman kino!
>>215606822>the thing you know but with more niggers and LGBT bullshit.the usual.
It really is funny seeing those with terminal brainrot constantly lose their shit over the most minuscule things while the rest of us just enjoy kino
>all men jacked>woman is flabby Every time
>>215606822>What if we put a strong nigger woman in the leading roleBravo very original netflix bros
>hey guys you know those BADASS gladiators >what if there was LIKE a BLACK WOMAN >and LIKE she can kick EVERYONE'S ASS>and LIKE she's UGLY but still BEAUTIFUL >BUT she's LIKE SUPER SMART >and LIKE she's LIKE a MAIN CHARACTER >doesn't that sound BADASS
>>215609422>NOOOO STOP NOTICING THINGS, THE SHOW WILL BE GOOD IT WILL GOOD IT WILL BE GOODkill yourself, but do it outside so no one has to clean up the mess
Spartacus was celebrated for its surprisingly GREAT writing and characterization.I guess they forgot about all that
>>215606822HOLY SHIT IT'S REALASHURCHADS WE ARE SO BACK
I'd also like to express my fondness for this particular series
