>Every year a student fucking dieswhat kind of oversight even is that?
>>215607010That's what happens when you get wizard hitlers ex boyfriend to run the joint.
no guardrails on that sidewalk is a good start
why are there daily threads about how shitty women writers are?
Only one? For a big school for training wizards? I say pet yourselves on the back for a rate that low
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>Woman invents a sport>It's just a combination of sports men watch except you can win the entire game by just being popular
>>215607140How the fuck do you even play Quidditch? Is it just fucking soccer on broomsticks?
>>215607095We have threads about shitty GRRM too
>>215607010I can only think of students dying on the year 4 and 7
>>215607215Rowling doesn't know. She was making fun of football, because her husband used to like it.
>>215607215>Is it just fucking soccer on broomsticks?For the most part but there's a couple additions. Imagine soccer, but a team can win the entire match by catching a small mouse running around the field. Also, each team has guys with beanbag shotguns who attempt to cripple the other team.
>>215607263Crabb dies of a stroke in year 3 and Goyle dies of a heart attack in year 5
>>215607318>catching the mouse instantly gives you +15 goals but also catching the mouse is the only way to end the game so if you're over 15 goals down you can just refuse to catch it and have an infinite match
>>215607010It's not an oversight, it's intentional. They usually are Slytherin scum so it's overall a netgain for wizardkind.
>>215607215Most of the players are playing flying basketball, with additional players whose job is to either physically attack the other team or defend against those attacks. On top of that there's a metagame played by one player on either team to catch the snitch which ends both games.
>An entire house for evil studentswell that makes it obvious in retrospect
>>215607010It's not so bad considering one fourth of the school worships an actual dark lord. If you want something real shocking just take a look at Amerilard schools.
>>215607876>be me>Slytherin>mfw Dumbledore put a fucking troll next to our dungeon>you can't sleep because that thing keeps smashing things>it also smells bad>one day, said troll escapes>Dumbledore immediately sends you back to the dungeonsI sometimes wonder if Slytherin fucking shits were born evil or if their environment made them this way
>>215607010>Every year a student fucking dies
>>215607010They shouldn't have been fucking in the first place. They're under fucking age
>>215607010witchcraft and wizardry are dangerous business
remember that anon made the super convoluted post detailing the prequel storyline about the pregnant woman getting the boat to America and that whole mess . Really made you realise how dumb those movies were
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>>215607010Name a single student who dies at hogwarts.7th year doesn't count for obvious reasons.
>>215608539myrtlecedric
>>215608659Cedric didn't die at hogwarts.You got me with Myrtle, but that was a long time ago.
>>215608539Didn't one of the non-named characters die from being basilisk'd? I know Ginny gets reanimated but I thought the first victim died
IT'S A BOOK FOR CHILDREN, IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BECOME THE DEFAULT CULTURAL REFERENCE POINT REPLACEMENT FOR THE BIBLE
>>215608714None of them saw the Basilisk directly.One saw it through a camera.One saw it through a ghost.One saw it through a mirror.
