Is it this bad that we don't have a thread on it?
MOOOOOOOODS
Ratscum must fucking hang
>>215608374It's not as bad as I suspected it would be, but it's also not as good as I wanted it to be.There are some good elements in it, usually when Fishbourne, Purefoy or Copley are on screen and you can even see some glimpses of actual wit and creativity if you squint hard enough, but it's being dragged down by the usual Hissrich bullshit. Geralt and his happy hanza is actually the best thing in this season, but that's thanks you Laurence Fishbourne doing all the heavy lifting, the Yennefer arc is idiotic and can fuck right off, the Rats can fuck right off, but that was to be excepted, and whatsherface that plays Ciri still can't act. But Rats arc at least gives us Bonhart and that fucker is the MVP of the whole show, so there is that.
>>215608492>the Rats can fuck right offIt was obvious they would never adapt that part faithfully. Imagine showing Ciri being raped, multiple times, by a lesbian after she "saved" her from being raped by a man.
>>215608374Season 1 was pure kino, but no other season has lived up to it.
>>215608492Fishbourne, Purefoy and Copley carries the show. It's shit otherwise
>>215608565Wrong, season one was also garbage
>>215608512But at least they die spectacularly.It's funny, because the show REALLY wanted the viewers to root for the Rats, but they are so unlikeable and obnoxious most fans just cheer for Bonhart when he goes Darth Vader on their asses.
>>215608374>Witcher Season 4they should call it "The Bitches (and the witcher we had to add due to the title)"
I remember when the Ciri actress was announced and she looked kinda cute and then she got bogged like literally 2 months laterGood times
How did it even get a season 4? All i remember from 3, was Philippa fucking some pooner. and they showed the tits scars on camera.
>>215608374can't believe it took them till s4 to finally add the rampant drug use
>>215608512>Imagine showing Ciri being raped, multiple times, by a lesbian after she "saved" her from being raped by a man.this would make the show better desu
>>215608512Eh, the way they handled it in the show is unintentionally even creepier. Because Mistle technically still rapes Ciri after gaslighting her first, but the show decides it is fine, because it's a lesbian thing.While the books never claimed that the relationship between Ciri and Mistle wasn't toxic as fuck.
>>215608608https://youtu.be/I0Y68IFMEDY?si=-xQtWj4ljBS8z4lcDeath fight scene wasn't long enough to me. The same uploader also posted Ciri's fight with him, also feels very short
>>215609393Swordfights should be quick. But I, having never watched this show before, am just laughing how they all nervously stand around him instead of all attacking at once, kekAbsolute fucking slop. Worse than that one GoT webm with all the attackers taking turns
>>215609326she gaslights her in the book too, I haven't seen this season yet but thats how it starts in the book
>>215609466>>215609326It's called grooming, not gaslighting, zoomies
>>215609326>>215609466>>215609476There's neither no grooming nor gaslighting. In the novels the way Mistle figures out Ciri is about to bolt is that, during the night preceding that, is the one and only time she reciprocates Mistle's affections. In other cases she's a dead fish.
>>215609476no its gaslighting she forces herself on ciri and then tells her its normal ciri having no sexual experience believes her, she also starts feeding her drugs, what the elf king does to ciri is grooming, and don't call be a zoomer you fucking child
>>215609528see >>215609542its gaslighting
>>215609542>tells her its normal ciri having no sexual experience believes herThat is quite literally what grooming is. Listen to your betters, zoomie
>>215608374Anon, the first season came out six years ago. Why are they just now in production of a fourth season?
>>215609569Because present-day TV producers are inept to the extreme. Every season has a handful of episodes, they all cost a 150 million dollars per season and take 3 years to film.
>>215609595inept, or very good at embezzling
>>215609558no what the elf king does is grooming he gets her fucked up on drugs and gives her strong wines and pretty dresses and a beautiful room servants etc, "its all for the good of the realm" talk
>>215609608It's Netflix's money. They have an army of lawyers, and would fuck the producers to death in court.
>>215609609>he gets her fucked up on drugsThat's just rape my dude.Gaslighting is manipulating someone over a long time to reshape her thoughts and make her dependent on youIt's not just going "ey luv being touched my be is totally normal trust me"
>>215609626by me* kekAnyway I'm not gonna debate this further since the zoomer is too fucking stupid to do something as simple as looking up a definition, and passionately defending his meme understanding of a real word, as per usual
>>215609648I have interest in continuing this either since you refuse to acknowledge the distinction between the 2 there is no point in further discussion
>>215609686*no interestlol
It's actually better than the other 3 seasons
>>215609934I'm only on ep 2 but its very surprisingly more book accurate then its ever been since season 1 ep 1
>>215609995i'm on episode 6 right nowit and 5 are like the 2 best episodes of the series as a whole
>>215608844>Philippa fucking some poonerThis is bullshit, right? Please tell me it's just a shitpost.
>>215609393>the one that fucks ciri is blackKek, every time, they just cant help themselves. Anyway rats were pieces of shit in the books and Leo should have killed Ciri too
>>215609995it's not going to stay that way
>>215610014They nailed geralt's hansa
>>215610068What? The chink can't act for shit
>>215610094she's a hot chink milf
>>215610060figured as much
>>215610068do they get angouleme?
>>215610149not yetdunno if she comes in later
>>215610149i think she'll appear the next season
>>215610149she has been namedropped by nimue on the last episodei guess she's coming next season
Fishburne carries every scene his in. And surprisingly Liam ain't half bad either.
>>215611339this
>>215609595In the 90's they could make a 20 episode season that was all quality. Wtf happened.
leo is kino af
>>215609995I just finished eps 2. So it's worth watching the whole show? Does it have a mid season break or does the season end on eps8?
>>215611339>They nailed geralt's hansablasphemy
>>215611530Just watch the Bonhart parts and skip the rest.
>>215611339>FishburneHim and Marcus Antonius are show-stealers.
It's the best season, miles ahead of the rest in quality.
>>215611530its honestly not bad, at least if you've read the books its actually doing the story instead of the egregious yen fanfic thats been happening for 3 fucking seasons
I like Anya, she could be a great Yen if she was written as Yen. Shes not bad, but hope she's housebroken.
the battle of the bridge is pure kinoplex
>>215611583And Bonhart.I mean, I have issues in how Bohart is presented in this show, but hey, Sharlto is clearly having lots of fun at least and he's close enough to the book orignal, so I'll take it.
>>215611632But Yen gets her idiotic fanfic in this season as well and it's about as awful as it gets.
>>215611684Why does Yen need a fucking sword? Shes a powerful sorcereress.
>>215611684iirc she did get the girls together in the real story so its far less of a mess then previous seasons, having said that i'm only on ep3 so...
>>215611722she can go oom
>>215609542>>215609557>gaslighting is just lyingI expected better of you /tv/. The term LITERALLY derives from a movie!
>>215608374>Could not get past season 01 ep 01Should I give it another try and why?
>>215611666>bohartYeah the dude who best Ciri, kidnapped her and beat the shit out of her at random while she was imprisoned. He was a bad dude, wore witcher chains like trophys. The only reason Ciri sunk that sword into him was because she was using the environment against him at the same time. She had once chance not to fuck up.Oh, and humiliated her publicly but stripping her and tying her up, when asked/said if he was going to rape her had the most brutal comeback..she wasn't worth it.
>>215611728No? Fuck no?It was Philippa who gathered all the sorceresses to create a fucking Lodge of Sorceresses and Yennefer was the first to tell Philippa to eat shit and die and was one of the only sorceresses in the Continent to never be a part of the Lodge.Also, later on in the show, the witchers show up to protect the sorceresses from Vilgefortz, because I guess they have nothing better to do. Oh, and Vesemir dies. Protecting Yennefer.VESEMIR. DIES. PROTECTING. YENNEFER.Not Ciri. Not Geralt. Yennefer.That in the books he barely interacted with because he despised her.
>>215611803start with season 4, it's a soft reboot
>>215611666Oh i agree, even though i think during the rats fight they made him a bit too campy for what the character is. Bonhart is pragmatic and no-nonsence, but Copley i guess plays him like a sadist.
>>215611737WHO DID THIS ANYA, DID YOU SHIT ON THE FLOOR? BAD ANYA
>>215611842And thats basically him, he loved harming and killing people, especially Witchers. Dude dual weirded swords.
>>215611877*weilded Fucking phone.
>>215608374Maybe I'll watch if for Freya
>>215611583>Marcus AntoniusHis scene with fake Ciri from epsiode 5 deserves to be in a better show.
>>215611821ok I'll take your word for it been over a decade since I read it, I just remember after vilgy beat geralts ass a conclave of sorceress is formed now that I'm thinking about it I vaguely remember it was phillipa who started it
>>215611946>ok girls, we have to protect Geralt and his honking dong, how are we going to do this
>>215611842bonhart is a sadist, his reward in the books was seeing ciri tortured to death, thats it thats all he wanted to see vilgy drain her blood
>>215611992When was she tortured to death? She Killed him, but he did torture her from beatings and public humiliation. They only reason she killed him was from dead luck.
>>215611979lol bless those stupid horny witches
>>215611927She still can't act. She's even more bogged in this seasons, even though you'd think it'll be physically impossible at this point.Also, she never gets naked, so what's the point?
>>215612034his reward for bringing her to vilgy, that was all he wanted to see her suffer and die, bonhart is one fucked up dude
>>215611877>>215611992What i meant to say is, Bonhart was an efficient killer.
>>215612068>bogged what is this jeet shit? she's gorgeous, and she can act the part just fine this seems like some weird vendetta against the actress
>>215612076Yeah, he enjoyed suffering, harming, torturing, and killing people. He was a complete psychopath. But at the same time, he got shit done and had the necklaces to show for it. And you have to be a bad motherfucker to go up against a Witcher
>>215612068>make up is le bogged /tv/ brainrot
>>215612097Freya, pls.
>>215612077absolutely, calm professional and deadly, but he is a sadist.
>>215612123you are mentally ill if you think she isn't a pretty young lass, did she block you on social media for being a weirdo or something?
>>215612126Dude just walks up in your shit eating a boiled egg>problem anon?
>>215612170Anya? Yeah she pretty. A great mix of British and indian.
sex with milva.
>>215612605no ciri you stupid jeet, try and keep up
>>215611893This is still wrong. Wielded.
>>215612663Im white dickhead.>>215612695Yeah.
>>215612781>you>whiteWe're all anonymous here, what is the point of living such a lie?
>>215612781sure you are ranjesh
why are the scores so low?
>>215612858too many angry retards
>>215608565It's always been woke dogshit
>>215612858why do you care?
>>215612858because the shows is garbage and you are in a shill bot thread
>>215612982this thread is so void of shills and bots its remarkable, you faggot
>>215608374I'm gonna say it:Liam mogs Cavill in this role.
>>215611487>In the 90's they could make a 20 episode season that was all quality. Wtf happened.TV turned into movies with regards to visual effects, location shoots, budgets and scope. 'prestige' TV has more. TV now has more in common with summer blockbusters than it does with 90s tv. 1 to 2 year turn around makes alot more sensesome shows still take way to fucking long though
>>215608565>Season 1 was pure kinoDelusional
>>215608374I couldn't make it through the first episode. The recapshoot of all the good Cavil scenes with the lesser Hemsworth (who is so wrong for the part my brain keeps categorizing him as a drag queen) oscillated between obnoxious and boring, and reintroducing the character by having him get his ass kicked because of a toxic relationship set the wrong tone. It took me three hours of pausing and unpausing to get through the scene where the emperor kills that guard, I've seen less cringey roleplay at a LARP. And then eventually it nonsenses it's way to a scene where Ciri and a black lesbian are sitting at a bar. Why? How did they get there? What are they to each other? All questions I neither knew the answer to nor cared to find out. And then closed it and went back to watching Victoria 3 vids on youtube. And I really can't overstate how much better the plot and story telling of "I played wide Japan and became the most powerful country in the world in 20 years" is to the Bitcher.>>215611487No. In the 90s they could make 20 episodes of which 4 were good (ep 1, 10, 11, 20) except breaking the two parters over the season break was the most obnoxious and annoying thing ever, ESPECIALLY because most of the shows got cancelled on cliffhangers (Alpha, Dollhouse, SGU) which is just trauma that will never heal for millenials. 5 okay episodes (2, 3, 9, 15, 19) because they were moving the season arc forward. 9 filler episodes, which were inevitably ripoffs of the same filler episodes other procedurals had done (Law and Order was particularly bad for this). 1 episode of the B-team shot because the A-team drama had put the whole thing behind schedule, and one clip episode, usually episode 16 or 17, which recapped the arc episodes because it had literally been 11 months between episode 2 and the run up to the season finale. The TV factory didn't produce good content, it produced okay content which is only looks good WHEN BINGED compared to the output today.
>>215608374This could have been the new GoT if sexless roasties weren't on charge
>>215613764tl;dr
>>215613795Except the story iin the source s completely different from something like GoT. Unless you just mean "fantasy show that made a lit of money."
>>215612605Remember when she got naked for season 1?That was when the show could be taken seriously. Now it's on par with picrel.
>>215613800>ad;hdCouldn't make it through episode 190s TV actually sucked.
>>215608565Season 1 was also bad.
>>215613899I bet you'd like to suck Henry Cavill's dick.
>Nudity season 1>No nudity season 4
>>215613821How about fantasy show that is suitable for adults?Because picrel was literally children television and the Bitcher feels like a shitty remake of it. >>215613966Duh. Who wouldn't?
>>215613996Fantasy is a genre inherently for children. If you enjoy it as an adult you're mentally ill.
wtf Purefoy, Sharlto, and Fishburne are in this show?
>>215613966I want to suck his meaty cock.
>>215614033>t. HissrichYou can't adapt the material if you don't respect the material. And you can't hit an audience if you don't respect the audience. You dumb bitch. Seriously, you are a bitch who is dumb, and you should be making reality TV about lesbian dating or something. Also the show has F-bombs ever five fucking seconds. If you're making it for children why would you go for a mature rating? That is levels of retarded.
>>215614051Who cares?
>>215608374S01 was barely watchable. Even Cavill couldn´t with all his autism couldn´t stop them from fucking shit up. S02 was even worse... There was no reason to even watch season 3, let alone give S04 a chance after they changed the lead. To be fair few shows can survive changing leads but to tell you the truth i´m not really willing to give this any more chances.
>>215614138You made the right call. These people can't tell stories.
>>215614112>protect the children from the word FUCKRetard, any 6yo child curses all the time with their friends.
>>215613985>Nudity season 1>No nudity season 4Many such cases. They draw you in making you think, ok, anything can happen and they aren't holding back. Then they immediately start holding back. GoT did this in a different way, my isolating nudity to extras playing whores and not showing any nudity of the main actresses. This is a well know tactic so they can later pretend they are too "elevated" to actually do fanservice.
>>215614179How does that effect how shows are rated by the MPAA? Because making a show for children and then guaranteeing it's restricted from their netflix reccies is, as I said, retarded on multiple levels.
>>215608374any tits? please post if so
>>215614051The three reasons to watch this dribble desu.
>>215614199Season 3 of Enterprise. You're referring to Emilia Clarke renogiating her contract without the nudity that was present in the first three seasons. That was actually because she had a baby and wasn't hot any more. >>215614253Nope.
>>215614268>dribbleStands to reason that someone who doesn't know the word "drivel" is also impressed by those three.
>>215614298>You're referring to Emilia Clarke renogiating her contract without the nudity that was present in the first three seasons.Yes and no. I get that as a specific thing, but what was lost was the general concept of female main character nudity. It was specifically shunted to background extras in brothels and went missing from the show in general.
>>215614298>You're referring to Emilia Clarke renogiating her contract without the nudity that was present in the first three seasons. That was actually because she had a baby and wasn't hot any more.Emilia Clark doesn't have any kids. You're thinking of Lena Headey who played Cersei. She used a body double and some questionable face replacement to shoot the walk of shame. But you're incorrect there as well because she never appeared nude in any season of GoT. What happened is that there were rumours of an actress refused to do any more nude scenes and people assumed it was Emilia Clarke, which was proven false when she went nude again in season 6. Who is actually was Esmé Bianco, who played Ros, the whore that worked at Winterfel then traveled to King's Landing. Her character was quickly killed off lol.
>>215614374Cersi was paraded naked through King's Landing in season 5 or 6. Shae dies naked with a bolt through her tit. Sansa's rape scene is in season 6. Arya loses her virginity in the final season. Mellisandre is full frontal right before the final battle of winterfell. It was just the Emlia Clarke thing that everyone bitched about because she's dumb as a rock, can't act, kept looking at the fucking camera, and was literally hired exclusively because she looked good naked. And then she stopped getting naked.
>>215614315Not to be a /pol/shitter but, post hand and bread.
>>215614407>She used a body doubleDoesn't matter. It's still main character full frontal nudity in later seasons. >What happened is that there were rumours of an actress refused to do any more nude scenes and people assumed it was Emilia ClarkeNo it was Emilia Clarke. I remember it happening and /tv/ lost their shit over it because coomers.
The pre-quel spinoff is where I finally grabbed my balls and walked away. I watched a youtube video explaining why one of the episodes from last season was retarded and I laughed and stopped thinking about this franchise. /blog.
>>215614530How about I post my tits instead?
well ep 5 was kino its so strange they chose season 4 to actually start telling the fucking story
As predicted, Bonhart Rats slaughter scene is shit and has, rounded up, only 10% of what actually made it so engrossing in book.But, they clearly tried to do something since they had to put the scene proper at the end of the 8th episode. Too bad, no talent, and Copley can't carry it. Like, they begin the scene with him coming out in what amounts to underwear with an egg, but instead of him just jumping down and doing the nonchalant slaughter like in the book, he dresses up for some reason, and Rats just wait. You fucking had it. Why are you making him mumble songs and almost do a fucking Joker stair dance. That's not what a character is.
>>215608844>Philippa fucking some pooner. and they showed the tits scars on camera.Please tell me that's true, that would be as funny as the Halo show making Cortana a cuckquean.
>>215614579>tits My purity is my virtue
>>215608374It's pretty good
>>215611684Yen fanfic in season two was worse
>>215614917>Please tell me that's trueI wish it wasn't.
>>215615581
>>215608374They even ruined the soup scene. The point of it, what made it funny, is that Geralt was so bitter and childish. In the Netflix version he's like smiling and saying "hey I couldn't have accomplished this without y'all"btw I just read the new Witcher book by Sapkowsky, it was a good read
>>215615622I fucking hate tokenism so much. This is what a trans man should look like. You get legal steroids FFS and you look like a dyke with a mastectomy? But of course picrel isn't getting hired because he's not obviously trans and therefore doesn't score any wokepoints.
>>215615563omg booba
>>215614051Poor Morpheus does his best with the shitty stupid make up and costume they gave him
>>215608642No, because that never happened.
>>215615622What the fuck is that?
>>215615813Does he do his best to be white? Because it's EUROPEAN fantasy.
>>215615685They also completely removed Geralt laughing about the absurdity of being awarded moniker "Geralt of Rivia" for winning a battle he didn't even want to partake in. The image of Meve standing over him with missing teeth, knighting him with a name he was already carrying while he was desperately trying not to laugh, is such a canonical fucking image. You can literally picture the camera going down from Meve to her sword to Geralt's contorted face. THE POLISH FUCK IS GIVING IT TO YOU!! Your only idea is for the characters to flatly say, "Bruh, he is already 'of Rivia'," and for Liam to squeeze out "Fuck"
>>215608374It has blacula in it
>>215615912Finally, some transfemme inclusion.
>>215615921He tries his best to sound like a soft academic, which is what Regis is
>>215615912The guy looks wayy too young to play Geralt
>>215615968Race is only skin deep. That's what the camera sees. You can kinda look the other way on Wilgafortis (though not Yennifer because Claudia Black will always be my Yennifer) because arabs and turks and persians and such. But black makes it look like "ancient america" - because the fantasy is the native american genocide happened in roman times apparently. Meanwhile actual african fantasy would be kino as fuck. But we're never going to get it because we're not allowed to have nice things.
too many black and browns in lead roles. Also, making ciri a lesbo arc with an ugly baboon made her scenes auto FF. also easy to spot how the new witcher is just phoning it in for a paycheck.
>>215608374The only good thing about the show was the Tissaia x Yennefer fics it spawned.
>>215608374watched the first episode.. so far so good.. the gang of faggots is kinda lame the fight choreography is actually better than the last seasons
>>215616195He slurps his lines with that aussie accent
>>215608374AYO WTF CIRI IS A LESBIAN NOW WITH A BLACK DYKE GIRLFRIEND? LIBSHITS HAVE NO EXCUSES LEFT THAT HOLLYWOOD IS PUSHING GAY AGENDAS.
>>215615563holy boggedlooks like that girl gremlin at the end of gremlins 2
>>215616434Imagine deciding that one of the Rats needed to be a very fat guy
>>215615622The horror... the horror.
>>215616699Hes a fat rat
>>215616720for you
>>215616648Sounds like he is drooling while talking
>>215616756He sounds like he's just reciting his lines instead of the way Cavill's Geralt sounded mostly annoyed and cynical
>>215608374It's been bad for awhile. You're retarded if still watching this crap in yool 2025
>>215616784It's like he knew he could never live up to Henry's Geralt so he didn't even bother trying at allthe whole show in general has a very "let's get this over with" vibe to it what with S4 & S5 being shot back to back in a bid to rush to the finish
Why does the OST sound like some arabic music and not slavic one?
>>215616784Geralt is typically always annoyed dealing with retarded humans and cynical in nature. Cavill actually cared about the role.
>>215608374Nilfguard went from penis soldiers in season 1 to ninja's in season 4 lol. Vilgeforts fucked up face makeup is so fucking bad it makes me laugh and disgusts me at the same time.
>>215608565season 1 was pure slop. You gotta be an idiot
>>215617069The Blaviken fight was the only watchable part of season 1.
>>215617026the funny thing is that towards the end vilgeforts face is basicly fixed
a thread for shit eaters
>>215612858Why do think? The only way its getting good reviews ia because theyre being paid.
>>215614033Explain
>>215609609Got that fisstec boi, apparently its like an upper and a downer. Not that I know about mixing uppers and dowers, lmao.
>>215615939Sensible chuckle
3 out of 4 actors are DEI horror creaturesrubbish seasonno story, nothing happenswhy name it "the witcher", you're just plagiarising the books, call it "corporate push for tax credits and grants : season 4"since its release, i can count the number of threads on /tv/ about it on my fingers, previous years the entire catalogue was flooded
I watch for heThey're gonna introduce him this season, right?
>>215619449They did and he's easily the best part
>>215617069>got filtered by the out of sync timelines
>>215618164So it's some kind of.... Middler?
I kind of liked this season. I think it helped that it was quite simplified for most of the time, you've got Geralt and Co on a fellowship to Nilfgaard, Yennefer going after Vilgefortz because he's a bad guy and Ciri having a completely unrelated side questline. The show has always sucked at articulating the political world building and the high level storytelling, so this season benefited from not having much of that.
And I don't think Liam was too bad, he doesn't have the presence of Cavill but it's not like Cavill sparked eithet
>>215608844>Making Phillipa a dyke when she's into fat ugly bastards.Glad I skipped the show after the horrendous first season
Hollywood does not know what to do with Fantasy. They need to let lore obsessed nerds and gooners take it over and make money for them finally. They have got to stop casting ugly people who look nothing like who they are supposed to be portraying and then defending the decision by saying they were the best suited for the character. Unless the character is supposed to be plain or ugly, they are almost always NOT best suited for the character. I dont care if they are head and shoulders better than the other candidates. A bird can swim, but a fish cannot fly. If you are ugly, you cannot become hot. If you are hot, you can learn how to get on the level of the uggo.
Most people stopped watching by S3
>>215620788As far as I can tell there's at least one sane writer who knows what he's doing, and he spends all his time standing on a chair shouting "AND THEN SABRINA'S LARGE PENDULOUS BREASTS HEAVED AND JIGGLED LIKE A JAPANESE FLAN"
I hate Milva so fucking much bros
>>215620884She must be book accurate then because she was was a bitch there too.
Would you a swamp lady?
>>215608565All of the seasons were awful.
>>215619449>So it's some kind of.... Middler?Yeah he appears at the end of eps 3
>>215616076We got wakanda forever, doesn't that count?
>>215621258Blacks versus mermexicans with whit people everywhere?No that does not count. I wanna see voodoo necromancers and rhinoceros cavalry and shit.
I only watched the first season and only really enjoyed some parts of the first episode. Should I play the game again or perhaps read the books, instead of watching the rest of the series?
>>215621400Books and games are kino as fuk. It'd take a lot longer to get through over watching 8 hours of show.
Does ciri actress get a sex scene in it? If not fuck off. if so post the webm then fuck off
Does anyone else think fake Ciri is way hotter than real CiriI like her bushy eyebrows >:3
>>215619449Does he kill every rat in this season? I hope to god he kills Ciri's dyke girlfriend.