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Is it this bad that we don't have a thread on it?
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MOOOOOOOODS
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Ratscum must fucking hang
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>>215608374
It's not as bad as I suspected it would be, but it's also not as good as I wanted it to be.
There are some good elements in it, usually when Fishbourne, Purefoy or Copley are on screen and you can even see some glimpses of actual wit and creativity if you squint hard enough, but it's being dragged down by the usual Hissrich bullshit. Geralt and his happy hanza is actually the best thing in this season, but that's thanks you Laurence Fishbourne doing all the heavy lifting, the Yennefer arc is idiotic and can fuck right off, the Rats can fuck right off, but that was to be excepted, and whatsherface that plays Ciri still can't act. But Rats arc at least gives us Bonhart and that fucker is the MVP of the whole show, so there is that.
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>>215608492
>the Rats can fuck right off
It was obvious they would never adapt that part faithfully. Imagine showing Ciri being raped, multiple times, by a lesbian after she "saved" her from being raped by a man.
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>>215608374
Season 1 was pure kino, but no other season has lived up to it.
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>>215608492
Fishbourne, Purefoy and Copley carries the show. It's shit otherwise
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>>215608565
Wrong, season one was also garbage
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>>215608512
But at least they die spectacularly.
It's funny, because the show REALLY wanted the viewers to root for the Rats, but they are so unlikeable and obnoxious most fans just cheer for Bonhart when he goes Darth Vader on their asses.
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>>215608374
>Witcher Season 4
they should call it "The Bitches (and the witcher we had to add due to the title)"
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I remember when the Ciri actress was announced and she looked kinda cute and then she got bogged like literally 2 months later
Good times
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How did it even get a season 4? All i remember from 3, was Philippa fucking some pooner. and they showed the tits scars on camera.
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>>215608374
can't believe it took them till s4 to finally add the rampant drug use
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>>215608512
>Imagine showing Ciri being raped, multiple times, by a lesbian after she "saved" her from being raped by a man.
this would make the show better desu
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>>215608512
Eh, the way they handled it in the show is unintentionally even creepier. Because Mistle technically still rapes Ciri after gaslighting her first, but the show decides it is fine, because it's a lesbian thing.
While the books never claimed that the relationship between Ciri and Mistle wasn't toxic as fuck.
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>>215608608
https://youtu.be/I0Y68IFMEDY?si=-xQtWj4ljBS8z4lc
Death fight scene wasn't long enough to me. The same uploader also posted Ciri's fight with him, also feels very short
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>>215609393
Swordfights should be quick. But I, having never watched this show before, am just laughing how they all nervously stand around him instead of all attacking at once, kek
Absolute fucking slop. Worse than that one GoT webm with all the attackers taking turns
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>>215609326
she gaslights her in the book too, I haven't seen this season yet but thats how it starts in the book
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>>215609466
>>215609326
It's called grooming, not gaslighting, zoomies
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>>215609326
>>215609466
>>215609476
There's neither no grooming nor gaslighting. In the novels the way Mistle figures out Ciri is about to bolt is that, during the night preceding that, is the one and only time she reciprocates Mistle's affections. In other cases she's a dead fish.
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>>215609476
no its gaslighting she forces herself on ciri and then tells her its normal ciri having no sexual experience believes her, she also starts feeding her drugs, what the elf king does to ciri is grooming, and don't call be a zoomer you fucking child
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>>215609528
see >>215609542
its gaslighting
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>>215609542
>tells her its normal ciri having no sexual experience believes her
That is quite literally what grooming is. Listen to your betters, zoomie
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>>215608374
Anon, the first season came out six years ago. Why are they just now in production of a fourth season?
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>>215609569
Because present-day TV producers are inept to the extreme. Every season has a handful of episodes, they all cost a 150 million dollars per season and take 3 years to film.
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>>215609595
inept, or very good at embezzling
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>>215609558
no what the elf king does is grooming he gets her fucked up on drugs and gives her strong wines and pretty dresses and a beautiful room servants etc,
"its all for the good of the realm" talk
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>>215609608
It's Netflix's money. They have an army of lawyers, and would fuck the producers to death in court.
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>>215609609
>he gets her fucked up on drugs
That's just rape my dude.
Gaslighting is manipulating someone over a long time to reshape her thoughts and make her dependent on you
It's not just going "ey luv being touched my be is totally normal trust me"
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>>215609626
by me* kek
Anyway I'm not gonna debate this further since the zoomer is too fucking stupid to do something as simple as looking up a definition, and passionately defending his meme understanding of a real word, as per usual
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>>215609648
I have interest in continuing this either since you refuse to acknowledge the distinction between the 2 there is no point in further discussion
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>>215609686
*no interest
lol
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It's actually better than the other 3 seasons
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>>215609934
I'm only on ep 2 but its very surprisingly more book accurate then its ever been since season 1 ep 1
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>>215609995
i'm on episode 6 right now
it and 5 are like the 2 best episodes of the series as a whole
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>>215608844
>Philippa fucking some pooner
This is bullshit, right? Please tell me it's just a shitpost.
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>>215609393
>the one that fucks ciri is black
Kek, every time, they just cant help themselves. Anyway rats were pieces of shit in the books and Leo should have killed Ciri too
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>>215609995
it's not going to stay that way
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>>215610014
They nailed geralt's hansa
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>>215610068
What? The chink can't act for shit
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>>215610094
she's a hot chink milf
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>>215610060
figured as much
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>>215610068
do they get angouleme?
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>>215610149
not yet
dunno if she comes in later
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>>215610149
i think she'll appear the next season
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>>215610149
she has been namedropped by nimue on the last episode
i guess she's coming next season
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Fishburne carries every scene his in. And surprisingly Liam ain't half bad either.
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>>215611339
this
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>>215609595
In the 90's they could make a 20 episode season that was all quality. Wtf happened.
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leo is kino af
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>>215609995
I just finished eps 2. So it's worth watching the whole show? Does it have a mid season break or does the season end on eps8?
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>>215611339
>They nailed geralt's hansa
blasphemy
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>>215611530
Just watch the Bonhart parts and skip the rest.
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>>215611339
>Fishburne
Him and Marcus Antonius are show-stealers.
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It's the best season, miles ahead of the rest in quality.
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>>215611530
its honestly not bad, at least if you've read the books its actually doing the story instead of the egregious yen fanfic thats been happening for 3 fucking seasons
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I like Anya, she could be a great Yen if she was written as Yen. Shes not bad, but hope she's housebroken.
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the battle of the bridge is pure kinoplex
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>>215611583
And Bonhart.
I mean, I have issues in how Bohart is presented in this show, but hey, Sharlto is clearly having lots of fun at least and he's close enough to the book orignal, so I'll take it.
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>>215611632
But Yen gets her idiotic fanfic in this season as well and it's about as awful as it gets.
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>>215611684
Why does Yen need a fucking sword? Shes a powerful sorcereress.
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>>215611684
iirc she did get the girls together in the real story so its far less of a mess then previous seasons, having said that i'm only on ep3 so...
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>>215611722
she can go oom
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>>215609542
>>215609557
>gaslighting is just lying
I expected better of you /tv/. The term LITERALLY derives from a movie!
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>>215608374
>Could not get past season 01 ep 01
Should I give it another try and why?
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>>215611666
>bohart
Yeah the dude who best Ciri, kidnapped her and beat the shit out of her at random while she was imprisoned. He was a bad dude, wore witcher chains like trophys. The only reason Ciri sunk that sword into him was because she was using the environment against him at the same time. She had once chance not to fuck up.

Oh, and humiliated her publicly but stripping her and tying her up, when asked/said if he was going to rape her had the most brutal comeback..she wasn't worth it.
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>>215611728
No? Fuck no?
It was Philippa who gathered all the sorceresses to create a fucking Lodge of Sorceresses and Yennefer was the first to tell Philippa to eat shit and die and was one of the only sorceresses in the Continent to never be a part of the Lodge.
Also, later on in the show, the witchers show up to protect the sorceresses from Vilgefortz, because I guess they have nothing better to do. Oh, and Vesemir dies. Protecting Yennefer.
VESEMIR. DIES. PROTECTING. YENNEFER.
Not Ciri. Not Geralt. Yennefer.
That in the books he barely interacted with because he despised her.
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>>215611803
start with season 4, it's a soft reboot
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>>215611666
Oh i agree, even though i think during the rats fight they made him a bit too campy for what the character is. Bonhart is pragmatic and no-nonsence, but Copley i guess plays him like a sadist.
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>>215611737
WHO DID THIS ANYA, DID YOU SHIT ON THE FLOOR? BAD ANYA
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>>215611842
And thats basically him, he loved harming and killing people, especially Witchers. Dude dual weirded swords.
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>>215611877
*weilded
Fucking phone.
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>>215608374
Maybe I'll watch if for Freya
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>>215611583
>Marcus Antonius
His scene with fake Ciri from epsiode 5 deserves to be in a better show.
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>>215611821
ok I'll take your word for it been over a decade since I read it, I just remember after vilgy beat geralts ass a conclave of sorceress is formed now that I'm thinking about it I vaguely remember it was phillipa who started it
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>>215611946
>ok girls, we have to protect Geralt and his honking dong, how are we going to do this
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>>215611842
bonhart is a sadist, his reward in the books was seeing ciri tortured to death, thats it thats all he wanted to see vilgy drain her blood
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>>215611992
When was she tortured to death? She Killed him, but he did torture her from beatings and public humiliation. They only reason she killed him was from dead luck.
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>>215611979
lol bless those stupid horny witches
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>>215611927
She still can't act. She's even more bogged in this seasons, even though you'd think it'll be physically impossible at this point.
Also, she never gets naked, so what's the point?
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>>215612034
his reward for bringing her to vilgy, that was all he wanted to see her suffer and die, bonhart is one fucked up dude
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>>215611877
>>215611992
What i meant to say is, Bonhart was an efficient killer.
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>>215612068
>bogged
what is this jeet shit? she's gorgeous, and she can act the part just fine this seems like some weird vendetta against the actress
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>>215612076
Yeah, he enjoyed suffering, harming, torturing, and killing people. He was a complete psychopath. But at the same time, he got shit done and had the necklaces to show for it. And you have to be a bad motherfucker to go up against a Witcher
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>>215612068
>make up is le bogged /tv/ brainrot
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>>215612097
Freya, pls.
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>>215612077
absolutely, calm professional and deadly, but he is a sadist.
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>>215612123
you are mentally ill if you think she isn't a pretty young lass, did she block you on social media for being a weirdo or something?
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>>215612126
Dude just walks up in your shit eating a boiled egg
>problem anon?
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>>215612170
Anya? Yeah she pretty. A great mix of British and indian.
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sex with milva.
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>>215612605
no ciri you stupid jeet, try and keep up
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>>215611893
This is still wrong. Wielded.
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>>215612663
Im white dickhead.
>>215612695
Yeah.
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>>215612781
>you
>white

We're all anonymous here, what is the point of living such a lie?
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>>215612781
sure you are ranjesh
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why are the scores so low?
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>>215612858
too many angry retards
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>>215608565
It's always been woke dogshit
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>>215612858
why do you care?
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>>215612858
because the shows is garbage and you are in a shill bot thread
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>>215612982
this thread is so void of shills and bots its remarkable, you faggot
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>>215608374
I'm gonna say it:
Liam mogs Cavill in this role.
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>>215611487
>In the 90's they could make a 20 episode season that was all quality. Wtf happened.
TV turned into movies with regards to visual effects, location shoots, budgets and scope. 'prestige' TV has more. TV now has more in common with summer blockbusters than it does with 90s tv. 1 to 2 year turn around makes alot more sense
some shows still take way to fucking long though
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>>215608565
>Season 1 was pure kino
Delusional
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>>215608374
I couldn't make it through the first episode. The recapshoot of all the good Cavil scenes with the lesser Hemsworth (who is so wrong for the part my brain keeps categorizing him as a drag queen) oscillated between obnoxious and boring, and reintroducing the character by having him get his ass kicked because of a toxic relationship set the wrong tone. It took me three hours of pausing and unpausing to get through the scene where the emperor kills that guard, I've seen less cringey roleplay at a LARP. And then eventually it nonsenses it's way to a scene where Ciri and a black lesbian are sitting at a bar. Why? How did they get there? What are they to each other? All questions I neither knew the answer to nor cared to find out.

And then closed it and went back to watching Victoria 3 vids on youtube. And I really can't overstate how much better the plot and story telling of "I played wide Japan and became the most powerful country in the world in 20 years" is to the Bitcher.

>>215611487
No. In the 90s they could make 20 episodes of which 4 were good (ep 1, 10, 11, 20) except breaking the two parters over the season break was the most obnoxious and annoying thing ever, ESPECIALLY because most of the shows got cancelled on cliffhangers (Alpha, Dollhouse, SGU) which is just trauma that will never heal for millenials. 5 okay episodes (2, 3, 9, 15, 19) because they were moving the season arc forward. 9 filler episodes, which were inevitably ripoffs of the same filler episodes other procedurals had done (Law and Order was particularly bad for this). 1 episode of the B-team shot because the A-team drama had put the whole thing behind schedule, and one clip episode, usually episode 16 or 17, which recapped the arc episodes because it had literally been 11 months between episode 2 and the run up to the season finale.

The TV factory didn't produce good content, it produced okay content which is only looks good WHEN BINGED compared to the output today.
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>>215608374
This could have been the new GoT if sexless roasties weren't on charge
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>>215613764
tl;dr
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>>215613795
Except the story iin the source s completely different from something like GoT. Unless you just mean "fantasy show that made a lit of money."
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>>215612605
Remember when she got naked for season 1?
That was when the show could be taken seriously. Now it's on par with picrel.
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>>215613800
>ad;hd
Couldn't make it through episode 1
90s TV actually sucked.
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>>215608565
Season 1 was also bad.
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>>215613899
I bet you'd like to suck Henry Cavill's dick.
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>Nudity season 1
>No nudity season 4
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>>215613821
How about fantasy show that is suitable for adults?
Because picrel was literally children television and the Bitcher feels like a shitty remake of it.

>>215613966
Duh. Who wouldn't?
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>>215613996
Fantasy is a genre inherently for children. If you enjoy it as an adult you're mentally ill.
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wtf Purefoy, Sharlto, and Fishburne are in this show?
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>>215613966
I want to suck his meaty cock.
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>>215614033
>t. Hissrich
You can't adapt the material if you don't respect the material.
And you can't hit an audience if you don't respect the audience.
You dumb bitch. Seriously, you are a bitch who is dumb, and you should be making reality TV about lesbian dating or something.

Also the show has F-bombs ever five fucking seconds. If you're making it for children why would you go for a mature rating? That is levels of retarded.
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>>215614051
Who cares?
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>>215608374

S01 was barely watchable. Even Cavill couldn´t with all his autism couldn´t stop them from fucking shit up. S02 was even worse... There was no reason to even watch season 3, let alone give S04 a chance after they changed the lead.

To be fair few shows can survive changing leads but to tell you the truth i´m not really willing to give this any more chances.
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>>215614138
You made the right call.
These people can't tell stories.
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>>215614112
>protect the children from the word FUCK
Retard, any 6yo child curses all the time with their friends.
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>>215613985
>Nudity season 1
>No nudity season 4
Many such cases. They draw you in making you think, ok, anything can happen and they aren't holding back. Then they immediately start holding back. GoT did this in a different way, my isolating nudity to extras playing whores and not showing any nudity of the main actresses. This is a well know tactic so they can later pretend they are too "elevated" to actually do fanservice.
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>>215614179
How does that effect how shows are rated by the MPAA?
Because making a show for children and then guaranteeing it's restricted from their netflix reccies is, as I said, retarded on multiple levels.
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>>215608374
any tits? please post if so
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>>215614051
The three reasons to watch this dribble desu.
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>>215614199
Season 3 of Enterprise.
You're referring to Emilia Clarke renogiating her contract without the nudity that was present in the first three seasons. That was actually because she had a baby and wasn't hot any more.

>>215614253
Nope.
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>>215614268
>dribble
Stands to reason that someone who doesn't know the word "drivel" is also impressed by those three.
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>>215614298
>You're referring to Emilia Clarke renogiating her contract without the nudity that was present in the first three seasons.
Yes and no. I get that as a specific thing, but what was lost was the general concept of female main character nudity. It was specifically shunted to background extras in brothels and went missing from the show in general.
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>>215614298
>You're referring to Emilia Clarke renogiating her contract without the nudity that was present in the first three seasons. That was actually because she had a baby and wasn't hot any more.
Emilia Clark doesn't have any kids. You're thinking of Lena Headey who played Cersei. She used a body double and some questionable face replacement to shoot the walk of shame. But you're incorrect there as well because she never appeared nude in any season of GoT.

What happened is that there were rumours of an actress refused to do any more nude scenes and people assumed it was Emilia Clarke, which was proven false when she went nude again in season 6. Who is actually was Esmé Bianco, who played Ros, the whore that worked at Winterfel then traveled to King's Landing. Her character was quickly killed off lol.
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>>215614374
Cersi was paraded naked through King's Landing in season 5 or 6.
Shae dies naked with a bolt through her tit.
Sansa's rape scene is in season 6.
Arya loses her virginity in the final season.
Mellisandre is full frontal right before the final battle of winterfell.

It was just the Emlia Clarke thing that everyone bitched about because she's dumb as a rock, can't act, kept looking at the fucking camera, and was literally hired exclusively because she looked good naked. And then she stopped getting naked.
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>>215614315
Not to be a /pol/shitter but, post hand and bread.
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>>215614407
>She used a body double
Doesn't matter. It's still main character full frontal nudity in later seasons.
>What happened is that there were rumours of an actress refused to do any more nude scenes and people assumed it was Emilia Clarke
No it was Emilia Clarke. I remember it happening and /tv/ lost their shit over it because coomers.
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The pre-quel spinoff is where I finally grabbed my balls and walked away. I watched a youtube video explaining why one of the episodes from last season was retarded and I laughed and stopped thinking about this franchise. /blog.
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>>215614530
How about I post my tits instead?
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well ep 5 was kino its so strange they chose season 4 to actually start telling the fucking story
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As predicted, Bonhart Rats slaughter scene is shit and has, rounded up, only 10% of what actually made it so engrossing in book.
But, they clearly tried to do something since they had to put the scene proper at the end of the 8th episode. Too bad, no talent, and Copley can't carry it.
Like, they begin the scene with him coming out in what amounts to underwear with an egg, but instead of him just jumping down and doing the nonchalant slaughter like in the book, he dresses up for some reason, and Rats just wait. You fucking had it. Why are you making him mumble songs and almost do a fucking Joker stair dance. That's not what a character is.
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>>215608844
>Philippa fucking some pooner. and they showed the tits scars on camera.
Please tell me that's true, that would be as funny as the Halo show making Cortana a cuckquean.
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>>215614579
>tits
My purity is my virtue
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>>215608374
It's pretty good
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>>215611684
Yen fanfic in season two was worse
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>>215614917
>Please tell me that's true
I wish it wasn't.
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>>215615581
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>>215608374
They even ruined the soup scene. The point of it, what made it funny, is that Geralt was so bitter and childish. In the Netflix version he's like smiling and saying "hey I couldn't have accomplished this without y'all"

btw I just read the new Witcher book by Sapkowsky, it was a good read
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>>215615622
I fucking hate tokenism so much. This is what a trans man should look like. You get legal steroids FFS and you look like a dyke with a mastectomy? But of course picrel isn't getting hired because he's not obviously trans and therefore doesn't score any wokepoints.
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>>215615563
omg booba
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>>215614051
Poor Morpheus does his best with the shitty stupid make up and costume they gave him
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>>215608642
No, because that never happened.
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>>215615622
What the fuck is that?
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>>215615813
Does he do his best to be white? Because it's EUROPEAN fantasy.
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>>215615685
They also completely removed Geralt laughing about the absurdity of being awarded moniker "Geralt of Rivia" for winning a battle he didn't even want to partake in. The image of Meve standing over him with missing teeth, knighting him with a name he was already carrying while he was desperately trying not to laugh, is such a canonical fucking image. You can literally picture the camera going down from Meve to her sword to Geralt's contorted face. THE POLISH FUCK IS GIVING IT TO YOU!! Your only idea is for the characters to flatly say, "Bruh, he is already 'of Rivia'," and for Liam to squeeze out "Fuck"
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>>215608374
It has blacula in it
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>>215615912
Finally, some transfemme inclusion.
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>>215615921
He tries his best to sound like a soft academic, which is what Regis is
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>>215615912
The guy looks wayy too young to play Geralt
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>>215615968
Race is only skin deep.
That's what the camera sees.
You can kinda look the other way on Wilgafortis (though not Yennifer because Claudia Black will always be my Yennifer) because arabs and turks and persians and such.
But black makes it look like "ancient america" - because the fantasy is the native american genocide happened in roman times apparently.

Meanwhile actual african fantasy would be kino as fuck. But we're never going to get it because we're not allowed to have nice things.
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too many black and browns in lead roles. Also, making ciri a lesbo arc with an ugly baboon made her scenes auto FF. also easy to spot how the new witcher is just phoning it in for a paycheck.
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>>215608374
The only good thing about the show was the Tissaia x Yennefer fics it spawned.
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>>215608374
watched the first episode.. so far so good.. the gang of faggots is kinda lame the fight choreography is actually better than the last seasons
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>>215616195
He slurps his lines with that aussie accent
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>>215608374
AYO WTF CIRI IS A LESBIAN NOW WITH A BLACK DYKE GIRLFRIEND? LIBSHITS HAVE NO EXCUSES LEFT THAT HOLLYWOOD IS PUSHING GAY AGENDAS.
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>>215615563
holy bogged
looks like that girl gremlin at the end of gremlins 2
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>>215616434
Imagine deciding that one of the Rats needed to be a very fat guy
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>>215615622
The horror... the horror.
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>>215616699
Hes a fat rat
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>>215616720
for you
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>>215616648
Sounds like he is drooling while talking
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>>215616756
He sounds like he's just reciting his lines instead of the way Cavill's Geralt sounded mostly annoyed and cynical
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>>215608374
It's been bad for awhile. You're retarded if still watching this crap in yool 2025
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>>215616784
It's like he knew he could never live up to Henry's Geralt so he didn't even bother trying at all
the whole show in general has a very "let's get this over with" vibe to it what with S4 & S5 being shot back to back in a bid to rush to the finish
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Why does the OST sound like some arabic music and not slavic one?
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>>215616784
Geralt is typically always annoyed dealing with retarded humans and cynical in nature. Cavill actually cared about the role.
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>>215608374
Nilfguard went from penis soldiers in season 1 to ninja's in season 4 lol. Vilgeforts fucked up face makeup is so fucking bad it makes me laugh and disgusts me at the same time.
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>>215608565
season 1 was pure slop. You gotta be an idiot
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>>215617069
The Blaviken fight was the only watchable part of season 1.
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>>215617026
the funny thing is that towards the end vilgeforts face is basicly fixed
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a thread for shit eaters
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>>215612858
Why do think? The only way its getting good reviews ia because theyre being paid.
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>>215614033
Explain
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>>215609609
Got that fisstec boi, apparently its like an upper and a downer. Not that I know about mixing uppers and dowers, lmao.
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>>215615939
Sensible chuckle
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3 out of 4 actors are DEI horror creatures
rubbish season
no story, nothing happens
why name it "the witcher", you're just plagiarising the books, call it "corporate push for tax credits and grants : season 4"
since its release, i can count the number of threads on /tv/ about it on my fingers, previous years the entire catalogue was flooded
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I watch for he
They're gonna introduce him this season, right?
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>>215619449
They did and he's easily the best part
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>>215617069
>got filtered by the out of sync timelines
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>>215618164
So it's some kind of.... Middler?
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I kind of liked this season. I think it helped that it was quite simplified for most of the time, you've got Geralt and Co on a fellowship to Nilfgaard, Yennefer going after Vilgefortz because he's a bad guy and Ciri having a completely unrelated side questline. The show has always sucked at articulating the political world building and the high level storytelling, so this season benefited from not having much of that.
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And I don't think Liam was too bad, he doesn't have the presence of Cavill but it's not like Cavill sparked eithet
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>>215608844
>Making Phillipa a dyke when she's into fat ugly bastards.
Glad I skipped the show after the horrendous first season
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Hollywood does not know what to do with Fantasy. They need to let lore obsessed nerds and gooners take it over and make money for them finally. They have got to stop casting ugly people who look nothing like who they are supposed to be portraying and then defending the decision by saying they were the best suited for the character. Unless the character is supposed to be plain or ugly, they are almost always NOT best suited for the character. I dont care if they are head and shoulders better than the other candidates. A bird can swim, but a fish cannot fly. If you are ugly, you cannot become hot. If you are hot, you can learn how to get on the level of the uggo.
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Most people stopped watching by S3
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>>215620788
As far as I can tell there's at least one sane writer who knows what he's doing, and he spends all his time standing on a chair shouting "AND THEN SABRINA'S LARGE PENDULOUS BREASTS HEAVED AND JIGGLED LIKE A JAPANESE FLAN"
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I hate Milva so fucking much bros
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>>215620884
She must be book accurate then because she was was a bitch there too.
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Would you a swamp lady?
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>>215608565
All of the seasons were awful.
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>>215619449
>So it's some kind of.... Middler?
Yeah he appears at the end of eps 3
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>>215616076
We got wakanda forever, doesn't that count?
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>>215621258
Blacks versus mermexicans with whit people everywhere?
No that does not count.
I wanna see voodoo necromancers and rhinoceros cavalry and shit.
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I only watched the first season and only really enjoyed some parts of the first episode. Should I play the game again or perhaps read the books, instead of watching the rest of the series?
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>>215621400
Books and games are kino as fuk. It'd take a lot longer to get through over watching 8 hours of show.
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Does ciri actress get a sex scene in it? If not fuck off. if so post the webm then fuck off
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Does anyone else think fake Ciri is way hotter than real Ciri
I like her bushy eyebrows >:3
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>>215619449
Does he kill every rat in this season? I hope to god he kills Ciri's dyke girlfriend.



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