What were they thinking?
>>215616824Hot, she is literally built for handjobs and practice.
>>215616824Let's try to get women into gaming. They spend so much money on makeup and other material bullshit. They will spend money on this pandering glitch slop game. Why are we losing money. Why aren't the fags and women buying our crap.Maybe because men always bought it for them and since men know quality they won't buy that not even for there worst enemy
>>215616845I remember when a 3/10 was into me. We were both 23 and she quite literally used me for hand job practice.
>>215616824Hey, flat girls deserve love too
>>215616824Literally ZERO curves.You don't have to pretend to be attracted to this guys....
>>215616824>That shoulder to hip ratioThat woman has an unfortunate body frame.
>>215617106sure but maybe for a different role.Not Lara 'big Tiddy' Croft
>>215617193Yeah zero chance of giving birth naturally.
>>215616824Sad.
>>215616824Not mine.
>>215617299I see the cave of origin.
There's only one.
Build like a tranny just awful body proportions
>>215616824grim. Michael have bigger tits than her
>>215616824She’s a Jew, who solely got cast because she’s a Jew by the Jews in charge.Same thing happened with the crappy actor in the SOLO movie.Happens a lot.
>>215616824>This is your Lara Croft
yo why do TV posters obsess over a decade old flop of a flick?
>>215617470trannies have more curves than that
>>215616824she cute
>>215616824this has to be photoshopped. that's a man's body.
>>215617665Dude that long weird torso. She should get some good quality implants. It's so disturbing
>>215617193she's a white woman who bagged fassshe did better than 99.99%
>>215617631>model that probably sucked a greasy old guy's cock to get a job is unwilling to give a teen boy a heartfelt hugGrim
>>215617550and she has 6pack bigger than his
>>215616824Flatsu :3
>>215617053>she quite literally used me for hand job practiceYou have his definition of "practice" backwards
She was Harvey’s cocksleeve
>>215616824remove her head and she has teenage male body
>>215617386I dont think any other actress can top JolieCroft. Its unfortunate that these Lara Croft movies are kinda mid
>>215616824mirin her calves and abs
>>215617344where's that joke coming from
>>215616824
>>215618518She's built like a 15 year old boy
>>215618518>"Yes. Excellent. Use all the momentum you can."
>>215618539Those climbing harnesses really get me going.They remind me of that cute girl who worked at the REI climbing gym when I was a young teen. She made such a sweet bashful face as she was helping me cinch my own harness up.
>>215617942It can't be that hard to make a better movie than the Jolie ones, it's just impossible for some reason for them to cast an actress that looks the part.
>>215618226It's from her IG
>>215618518this physically hurts to watch
>>215618518That trainer should be fired
>>215616824HOW MANY DIDCK DID SHE suck to get the part...just look at that boyish body on this one. WHY DOES HOLLYWEIRD HATE REAL LOOKING WOMEN
>>215618782Yeah
>>215617943alanah pearce?
>>215616824And then movie flopped. Shocker
Thats a man, baby
>>215618518I wonder if normies are impressed by this.
>>215618518>using your whole fucking torso to do a bicep curl
>>215618518>/fit/fags on suicide watch
>>215617386Those shoulders outrank most linebackers LOOOOOOOOOL
>>215618518>all these anons getting madshe could probably outlift you, dudekek
>>215617299Kai-aaaah! Freeze artifact thieves!!!!
>>215619892I love her.
>>215616824With those polygons?Pfft.Where is the low resolution?I bet she cant even get stuck on a ledge.0/10.
>>215617784No one knows what she does behind closed doors (not even you) and her giving the boy a heartfelt hug would be bad optics considering her outfit.You just invent things to get upset over.
>>215619892
The shoulder to hip ratio is not right.
>>215616824A movie made from a video game is shit by default. Only live action anime adaptions have a worse track record.
That Sophie Turner show is never happening right?
>>215617784She pretty much shoved a tiddy in his face at the end. She was just caught off guard at first.
>>215616824WE NEVER GOT A TOMB RAIDER MOVIE STARRING KELLY BROOK AND DIRECTED BY PAUL VERHOEVEN BECAUSE THIS WORLD IS FUCKING GAY AND WE ARE MEANT TO SUFFER!!!FACT!!!
>>215616824are you gay if you fuck a woman that looks like this? I'm not Michael Fassbender btw
>>215616824She was terrible in Bourne (all of which was bad). How'd she get Fassbinder?
>>215622807>How'd she get Fassbinder?What do you mean get?
>>215618518stupid inefficient "training" and we all suspect each excruciating pull up in the movie is likely faked by rope so why bother? (i had to watch the movie on mute because of the yelping trying to convince me she was le powergrunting)
>>215616824adonis belthigh belly buttonthigh gapshoulders wider than hipsbony kneesskinny ankleschiselledhorizontal clavicleslegs go halfway of body length, not morelike 3 anons said already it's a man
>>215616824I don't think she is a dude but there has to be some condition. Some hormone imbalance or something. That is not normal development. Hell that isn't even stunted development. Maybe some extremely rare intersex disorder?
>>215624040>>215617943>>215618539For women inserting themselves into male gaze is like gooning. Women are the gooners before gooning was invented. You might not realise but she is gooning here for days even years.
Ask her if I can play Larry Nassar again
>>215617106True flatties have everything except tits, she has absolutely nothing, except a vagina allegedly
>>215616824That's a boy.
>>215616824stick of gum looking bitchdefinite downgrade.
>>215617299>>215619892Untanned vaginal region.
>>215618518how the fuck does she make it look so easy
>>215617643They often cite how she plays nu-Lara but even nu-Lara has much bigger tits.
>>215616824Tomb raider: the bogdanoff dynasty
>>215616824She is waaay out of Fassbenders league
>>215626107what the fuck? tell me it ain't so...
>>215625802kek
>>215626107what the fug
>>215616824True question is what was Fassbender thinking?
>>215616824OG Lara had more polygons. That's a prism with bump mapping.
>>215626107Bogged =/= walled
>>215618518is this how you lift your weights? And how heavy are those?
why did michael fassbender fuck and date her after dating several curvy niggresses?
>>215626406no. what she did is mostly a hammer curl. you don't shift your body to move the weight. it's a fairly strict movement and you certainly don't twist your wrist at the top to pretend that it's also a bicep curl.
>>215618539Cute.
>>215626432He's a wife beater. She probably likes when men beat her up
>>215616824>>215617122Wow, hot.
>>215618518my spine hurts watching this.
>>2156259932013 Lara was hot as fuck, because the game was released in 2013 but developed earlier, she gotten worse and worse later, as the tumor called Sarkesian evolved by in the decade.
>>215618518christ what an ugly mutt. jews are the reason dysgenic shitskins like her and gal gadot are elevated as sex status symbols. disgusting.
>>215616824I get your point, but she's got maybe the hottest nordic/aryan genetics in hollywoodHer face is AAA
>>215616824>flat as plank>no ass>torso bigger than legs>shoulders wider than hips>way too fit>not enough fat>no curvesMan, thank God she has an OK face, otherwise she would be considered freak
>>215618557>>215618562>>215618702>>215618766>>215618967>>215619214>>215619255Show your bodies, fatties
>>215616824I think she was perfect for the role.It's a shame there didn't give her movie sequels, it would have been kinoIf the movie didn't sell well, it's because the promotion campaign was shit
>>215627058sauce?!?!?!?!?
Bro at least do some squats
>>215627058unironically sex with her would be more satisfying
>>215616824baddie flattie
The only real tomb raider.
Alicia Vikander is a 10/10 with a perfect tight little white ass. Big fat sloppy negro bodies =/= attractive.
>>215627301Got that Gal Gadot frame
>>215627181Amber Nova
>>215627343thank you BBW GOD
>>215627301Wow, hot.I need to make out with her cute butthole.
a lot of gays in this thread
>>215626589She's universally seen as very gypsy-like in Europe. What nordic genetics?
>>215618518god damn. that bitch is absolutely hideous!
>>215627699Scandinavia had several waves of people, I'm guessing out of my ass she's a descendant of the original Anatolian farmers that were later replaced by the swarthy blondes we know today. Alicia looks exactly like your typical Iberian woman.
>>215618518>>215618562>>215618766>>215619214Professional athletes train like this all the time to train their explosiveness.
>3dpd spammergo back
Did anyone even watch the new movie?Though after rewatching the Jolie movies recently I found her lips really distracting.
>>215628232if you rely on momentum to lift weights youre doing it wrong and should use less weight to begin witha lot of fucking dyels in this thread baka
>>215628298
>>215628298I love pregnant women!!!!!
>>215628298Got her tomb raided
>>215628474HOT
>>215617386Rimmer butler is what makes these movies the best.
>>215629495He was great.
>>215621087>drawing the bow without an arrowThat’s how you destroy your gear really fast.
>>215629495What a guy!
>>215618562>>215618766>>215619214>>215622980>>215626477it's clearly a publicity clip with a too-big weight for the insta. obvs that's not her actual routine. you only out yourself as a fitlet by pointing it out.>>215618967yes.
>>215628124Nah she's got mutt (italian/arab) ancestry, she's as far away from nordic for a white person as you can get
The only real Lara Croft : Rhona Mitra. Was OFFICIALY the face of Lara Croft in the late 90's.
>>215626589>she's got maybe the hottest nordic/aryan genetics in hollywoodget well soon
>>215616824a body like a 12 year old boy
>>215616824That's so retarded. The character has ONE prominent and iconic physical feature, and they just didn't give a fuck. It's like they went out of their way to cast the flattest actress they could find. This woman doesn't look like the character. Horrible miscasting. They could have even given her prosthetic cans, but nooo. Fuck off.
Don't overthink it
>>215616824Why they needed Lara Croft reboot in the first place? They had two decent films with perfect casting
>>215628268how did I get on /tv/ I swear this was a suisei thread
>>215629799>that’s a bad thing
>>215629809Make it so.
>>215629655Lol this is cope. Why would her trainer let her use weights that are too heavy which could in turn fuck up her spine and thus her filming schedule?For photo ops they use fake weights or just weights that are slightly under what the person usually lifts in order to make them look effortless in motion. You don't make them look like they're struggling because that's retarded
>>215627164I like Vikander and I mean a lot but that movie was shit and you know it.
>>215628232No they don't. They use their proper maximum weight, as in what they can lift with proper form and not momentum.
>>215627699He's a burger. All lightskinned people are aryan to him
>>215631104>pendulum swinging a big weight for 4s will fuck up your spine and ruin your lifeforgot pic. this is me btw.
>>215630921You might haev dyslexia
>>215630745Because they must do the needful
>>215631298Dumb esl poster
>>215632098>can't think of a proper rebuttal >resorts to nazi grammar tacticsLike clockwork
>>215632132>didn’t even deny itRelax brown boy
>>215632347>didn’t even deny it>Relax brown boy
>>215632379You still didn’t deny it. You’re brown and you will never matter. Try not to get mad.
>>215632410I'm black actually. Now back to your original argument or more deflecting?
>>215624669Need proof of this alleged vagine
>>215616824I'm male and have wider hips and bigger boobs and narrower shoulders than her.
>>215617053When I was a HS senior my sister's friend use me for practice. She was 21 and a college junior. It worked for both of us.
>>215616824They were right in thinking that they need a believable skinny fit as fuck athletic performer for the role, and the giant cartoon tits you’re thinking of as the character are fake to begin with, so if they decide they want to give her giant tatas they can decide how big to make them in post. Why give your starlet harlot the creative control over your film? The director with the vision for the project should have control over the look of the film.I hope they adr the entire movie, so her lips never move and audiences are just sitting there listening to big fucking annoying voiceover. You want it to be true to the fane, there you go, suck on that chucklefucks.
>>215616824Fridge Raider
>>215632578thicc.
>>215629809womanlet. way too short to play Lara. shes like 5'2 or something.
>>215618518>If only you knew how bad things really are
Beckinsale would have been perfect back in the day. Maybe an older and world weary Lara now.
>>215632578>tourettes>self harm scars on armsI could have saved her... my beloved....
>>215616845>built for handjobs>>215617053>she quite literally used me for hand job practiceI literally tell women to knock it off and "jerk me off" with their mouth. Women give the worst fucking handjobs on earth. If I wanted to get jacked off, I'd do it my fucking self.
>>215617386This scene turned me into a sub.
I don't care about that. I care about the plot. It was shit.>Lara don't do that thing it will have bad consequences>Lara does the thing anyway>Lara don't do that other thing it will make things worst>Lara does the other thing>Ok, but seriously don't do that new thing or the world is doomed!>Lara already did the new thing>Okay, this time if you do that other thing your dad will die saving the world that your actions have doomed!!!>Lara doe that other thing>Lara's Dad: You are perfect, I'm so proud of your actions even though they have led to my death and almost destroyed the planet. Don't change! *dies**Lara goes home and hands her estate to the bad guys on a silver platter*THE ENDWho the fuck wrote that shit?
>>215632735ha ha your parents got you circumcised and now youre missing out on a ton of stuffi can only imagine how horrible a sliding handjob would be compared to a gliding one
>>215616824They must need another tax write off. SAD.
Victoria Justice as Lara Croft would at least bring in coomers to theater. No one is going to watch this.
>>215633679>casts not just a failed actress but a FLAT failed actressAwful. That woman was built for to be a Metart model at best.
I'd hit that so hard that not even King Arthur would be able to pull me out.
>>215626107still pretty good, would kiss upside down
>>215616824This is my Lara Croft
I remember really liking Tomb Raider 2018I just would do one single changeLara is actually insaneThe father is not really alive but she sees himIn the movie when she wakes up after boat crash her father is there only to die bit laterand I thought its weird but maybe its not real its her hallucination and when the story concluded I came to the idea that it would be amazingif she genuanly saw her long dead father and have conversations with himshe would be actually crazyand he would not go away
>>215632557Boyega is that you?
>>215632735Anon, he meant she's small enough that you can put one hand around her waste and jerk yourself off with her like she's a fleshlight.
>>215634473Based, Rise/Shadow Lara is a goddess
>>215632557Post body to >>>/b/941964203
>>215632694yes but she has big tits so you're wrong
Horse thread.
>>215632727She is also a tiny womanlet.
>>215627058
>>215617893
>>215636375males don't wear bikinis nor do they have a bulge that would preclude them showing that they are males
>>215636375You tranny lover. Females don't have a cock and balls. Alicia has a fit petite female body. Go back to your troons and lard ass shaniquas
>>215636424>males don't wear bikinis nor do they have a bulgeretard
>>215616824somehow she's 100% scandinavian
>>215616824What the fuck. Is this shopped? She's built like a teenage boy.
>>215637024she is an absolute smoke show
They had a perfect Lara for modern audience and they just decided to completely sideline her. One of the few times they could have actually used the real voice actor.
>>215629809ugly as shit
>>215634269based
>>215632694>Dafne Keen: 5′ 3″>Lara Croft: : 5′ 6″It's not a big leap you autist.
>>215628298womb raiders...
>>215616824>>215618518Looks like she has almost no body fat, it just emphasizes her weird manly proportions. Healthy women are supposed to have some body fat and more of it than men.
>>215636375Michael fucks that??
