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>>215617719You already made this thread last night.
daphneanyone saying velma is either secretly gay or so beta they might as well be gay
>>215617719both, at the same time
Velma porn gets me thinking in a way that makes me realize how fucking weird all this is.Look at a screenshot from the old show. That's what classic Velma actually looks like. She's got glasses and hair covering half of her face. She's wearing that frumpy bag of a sweater that obscures all femininity. She's wearing a skirt of course, but her overall her design has her features all blobbed up and hidden damn near like a Dark Souls character. There's nothing about her design or personality that warrants any typical sexual stirrings, and if you saw this exact person in public (assuming her fashion didn't make her stand out) the only time you'd give her a second look is if you heard a fart and everybody turned to blame her. Getting the urge to jerk off from Velma makes slightly more sense than jerking off to Plank from Ed Edd & Eddie, and that's completely ignoring the fact that there's a traditionally attractive redhead right next to her half the time, specifically designed to be "the pretty one."Yet a ton people seem to have all simultaneously sexualized her with increasingly dissimilar depictions that defy any assumptions of the appeal of subtly. You're usually not even jerking off to Velma at this point. It's like Bigdad's interpretation of Gaz, where somebody projected their sexual feelings onto a completely nonsexual character. Then other artists played off that interpretation and made more artwork using variations of that. Then it gets to you, and by that time you're jerking off to your own perception of someone else's interpretation of someone's fetishized assumptions that they've projected onto an animated chess club reject who looks like a deflated life raft. You realize you're jerking off to the mutated jerkoff fantasy of a dozen people, and then you realize that this is most of /aco/./aco/ is literally thousands of anons masturbating to ideas within ideas within projections of ideas, like some kind of autistic porn parody of Inception.
Daphne, but I'll take both any day.
>>215617889we go through this every timeit was gen x cucks like James Gunn trying to reframe Velma as a secretly hot nerdy girl because Daphne is too threatening for themFor the decades before then, Daphne was always the right choice
>>215617719These are men
>>215617744
CUZ IT'S TERROR TIME AGAINTHEY GOT YOU RUNNING THROUGH THE NIGHTIT'S TERROR TIME AGAINAND YOU JUST MIGHT DIE OF FRIGHTIT'S A TERRIFYING TIME
>>215617719velma sitting on my face while daphne crushed my tiny testicles under her heels
>>215617719Velma. Always.
Scooby
>>215617947Maybe you should stop looking at so many pictures of men in dresses. Then you'll probably stop seeing them everywhere.
>>215617868this guy gets it
Retards memed themselves into preferring Velma because they think they would have a chance with her if she was real but this only inflated the ego of "nerdy" women like Velma. Daphne was always better.
>>215617719Velma.
>>215618053This but also Velma beats Daphne due to sexual inexperience. Dudes on here want virgin waifus.
Anyone who isn't so absolutely lacking in confidence that it leaks into their cartoons would pick Daphne.If you pick Velma, it literally means you just don't think you can do better than the chubby/fat girl and have let it break your mind. An exception for fat fetishists, but admit you have a fetish.
>>215618096
i'm a white woman and i pick scooby
>>215618185nah you're a brown man projecting wish fulfillment
There has been an uptick in jeet threads like this over the past two weeks or so. What's going on?
>>215618166I absolutely have a raging fat fetish but velma canonically has at best like C cups. Like what's the point, either be fat and have like K cup tits, or get skinny.Which is why Daphne is the better choice for me.
>>215618265Some remote indian villages got internet connection (probably)
>>215617889velma's appearance leaves more up to the imagination. it really isn't that complicated.
>>215617719Daphne obviously. Velma is mid and nerdy, the exact type to ride every cock she comes across. The erudite hot girl is always less used ironically
>>215617719Typically Daphne but there are exceptions
>>215618331Looks like she found a clue
>>215618331Sauce
>>215618281To be fair, I'm jealous of you. I just can't even get it up for chubby women and wish I could feast like you do. They just fling themselves at you, and I'd be having sex daily with someone new. Instead I have to fight for one of the three women with a normal BMI in this day and age.
>>215617719Literally all depends on what versions we're talking about.Porn doesn't count, anything can be reimagined as sexy.
>>215618363Probably Bobbi starr in that one scooby doo xxx porn parody
>>215618365Its not all that it's cracked out to be, for me at least. I'm stupidly picky when it comes to chubby/fat women. If they don't have huge jugs, I could not care less. A normal bmi woman with C cups will beat out a fatty with DD cups any day of the week.In reality, I think I just have a huge tit fetish rather than a fatty fetish.
>>215618403Yeah, it's not fair to do canon cartoon versions vs. live action movies vs. porn. Like, of course Linda Cardellini is going to be hot in glasses and a skirt. Or Bobbi Starr in >>215618331 this porn. But in their classical depictions, Daphne is a thin, attractive redhead, and Velma is unobjectively frumpy.
>>215618452Fair. I don't really like huge boobs, so that's also a factor. I like a nicely shaped B cup, or even an A. Just anything that doesn't sag or look shitty.
>>215617719that scooby snack. what is her objective here?
>>215617889wait, you're telling me this isn't an accurate depiction of Velma from the original Scooby Doo series? anon you are clearly smoking crack
>>215618497And see I envy you because I feel like every girl I run into has small tits and I just can't be bothered to care at all.Such is life, I hope you find a good one man.
>>215617719Velma is only 14 you sick bastard!
>>215617719Velma. Tall women intimidate me.
>>215618755FILE DELETED. WHAT IS THIS OPPRESSION
>>215619017Blue board dum dum
>>215619087her tits were covered by her nipple piercings though
Daphne and it's not even close. She's almost a perfect girl, she's from a good and rich family, gorgeous, basically gigastacy yet she still hangs out with those weirdos and is down for spooky adventures. Do people not realize how autistic Velma is? Not to mention that the canon version of her is actually quite ugly.
>>215617719Daphne for fun and marriage, Velma for slampiggin'
Jinkies! picrel is canonical Daphne and Velma
>>215617889Velma is a stand-in for a certain type of girl everyone grows up with. Plain, not very confident, decent. Not an overtly sexual being, but after knowing her for years you can’t just help but think about fucking her. Being with a girl like that is nice. Her sexual energy is 100% for you.
In mystery inc Velma has a non magic skirt joke where she holds it down looking worried and actually has an under skirt shot here. Daphne has a bikini scene and underwear scene in a sheer nightgown
How did this kino series of Daphne and Velma possibly fail? Also what happened to the new jeeted out Velma series is it back on the table?
>>215619645A real tragedy, I didn't even hear about it back then.
bump for velma
>>215618039It's her drag queen makeup
>>215618331>WEBMWhat's going on here? Is she okay? She looks like she a very severe itch. She should probably use an ointment to relieve that itch instead of scratching and further irritating her skin.
My job is so fucking unbelievable.I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
>>215618331That door must be really stuck.
>>215617719Daphne is not bad, but she's always been second place.
>>215618096Velma posters explain to me why you are second banana in real life, are you the little brother?I bet you play Luigi over Mario too
>>215617719velma.she'd be 1000 times easier to manipulate into being a whore without knowing it.she would be too shy and too attention hungry and naive to reject your advances, so you could basically be forcing her to have sex 5-10 times a day because she wouldn't say no.then you starve her for attention and she'll start initiating.that's when you start training her to suck as she had too much reservation starting out.guaranteed she would have nipple piercings and be squirting on molly by 6 months
Daphne forever. Long hair. Beautiful face. Hot legs. Skinny. No one gave a shit about Velma until that hot chick played her in the live action film. Until that point it was commonly accepted that Velma was the frumpy fat one of the group. The girl who has character to make up for her less stellar looks whereas Daphne is perfect right out of the box and is the example Velma should be shooting for.But noooo a skinny attractive woman played her once and that was it. She hasn't been fat or frumpy ever sense. Not she's simply the alternative to Daphne and people try to meme her as an equal because people started drawing her as thick to get over being fat and frumpy and then the heavy bottomed black women and latinas got to the meme and it's been a done deal ever sense. If you choose Velma you're a contrarian. She's the fat girl choice. Why do you think that fat chick from The Office made that awful show where she just assumes the role of Velma and then messes everything up? Velma has that type of energy. You couldn't take Daphne and turn her into that level of a fuck up because it's accepted that Daphne is so attractive that she doesn't have to be "extra" to be seen as a stable choice for a guy
>>215617744>>215617959They took this.
>>215617889>>215621358>>215617925People who say Daphne ignore that fact that in the early shows she is a compete ditzy, well beyond an acceptable lvl, it’s a turn off.You could’ve date her, she would probably crash your car weekly at best, and at worst burn your house down by leaving the stove on with a bunch of paper towel rolls from the store left on top
Norville Rogers fucks both
Velma next to an actually fat character. Perception of Velma is skewed by fatshit Tumblerinas cosplaying her, and gross inflation fetish artists. Outside of a single early episode she is always drawn as a relatively thin teenage girl. She's just a nerdy sterotype, and only looks larger next to Daphne's exagerratedly thin figure.
>>215621704
>>215621704She’s cute, but she obviously has a pudgy face in your pic, this is the real answer.>>215621476
>>215617719I'm going to choose Velma 90% of the time but Daphne is great too.
>>215617719i got 1 dik but as a 35 year old i think that shit will make dem cunts cum fr fr uncs
>>215618331I would enjoy climaxing with my penis unto her face, lips and breasts after a thorough and vigorous coitus session. If you know what I mean...
>>215619645Is this the atrocity made by the pajeetapoo from The Office? Mingus Kalingus or something.
>>215621808Based sexo
>>215621808Can she solve the mystery of my tightening pants?
>>215621867Take me back.
>>215621330do femcels really do this?
>>215617968>ALL THE TREES BEGIN TO MOAN>AND THE MONSTERS GRUNT AND GROAN>ROTTING FACES FULL OF SLIME>DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S TERROR TIME?
>>215621704>>215621808I don't know, she's looking kind of rough lately
>>215621348classic
>>215621476>this faggot doesn't like hot airheadsyour loss chump, have fun with the frumpy bulldyke
>>215621704The writers of that episode were ruthless. Mama Cass is the guest star of the week. Two things Mama Cass is famous for are being a great singer, and being a fat shit. Episode is set in a candy factory that Mama Cass owns and the gags are about her fad diets and pigging out on candy. All while Mama Cass was IRL struggling with her weight, only to die from her health problems less than a year after voicing this episode.Fucking hilarious.
>>215621704It was the 70s. No one was fat back then.It's kind of a moot point.Daphne was fashionable and had a beautiful face. Velma dressed like a librarian, had a oofy doofy haircut like a teenage boy, and a very meh face. She wasn't ugly, but she wasn't pretty either (certainly not hot).
>>215622394woah woah actual art and animation? what year is this?
>>215618166If they have so little confidence in themselves that even when fantasizing about cartoon characters they have to pretend they prefer the less attractive one, that's pretty sad.
>>215622395>It was the 70s. No one was fat back then.It wasn't common to see 400 to 600 pound leviathons in everyday life back then like you can today in any walmart, but there were absolutely fat people in the 1970s you dork.
>tehee I'm not like other boys I actually prefer Daphne, that's right I like an intellectual modest woman more than an extroverted classically beautiful cheerleader, shocked huh ? I bet you weren't expecting that
>>215622467I was being hyperbolic for effect. What was considered fat back then is now considered a normal weight. And kids/teens especially were not all that overweight.
>>215622469velma is the dorky nerd not daphne but yeah basically it do be like that
>>215621867Holy fuck
>>215622512>What was considered fat back then is now considered a normal weight.Normal to be fat, you mean.
>>215622528Life used to be fun. Everything is fake and gay agitprop 24/7 now.
>>215622543Yes, but also, there is a genuine stupidity everyone is under regarding how much the average person should weigh. Ask the average american if pic related is fat and they will look at you like you're crazy for even asking (because of course not, she's skinny!)
>>215617719Fat Velma
>>215622462Saaaaaaaaarrrr
>>215617719"choosing" Velma is cope
>>215622833Whoops. It looks like this has more or less already been said here. Ignore this and carry on.
>>215622833I'm just old enough to know the drama and headaches that come with hot chicks
>>215622617>In the 90's a size 14 was considered considerably overweight
>>215622864Nerdy girls are not any better, they come with their own retarded drama. They're women, it's impossible to not have drama.t. have dated both nerdy girls and hot girls
>>215617719For me it's Velma
>>215617719Daphne. Velma was only popular within the last decade or so, and the movement was born purely from contrarianism.
>>215617719Them being raped by monsters.
>>215617889Original Velma on left
>>215618331What is she doing?
>>215617719Daphne, only retards say Velma.
>>215617719
>>215621808Good Lord
>>215617719depends what you're after. velma is going to invent something to make you both rich. she is stacked, but will get fat the moment you two settle down making her unfuckable. she'll spend too much time at work and you'd be alone all the time, still having to be loyal to her forever to not lose your meal ticket. daphne has a rich family, who will set you up with a job or invest in your success. she would make a fine trophy wife, will stay in shape, and would develop a drinking habit that would basically make her a snobby bitch, which means she would lose all respect and rarely fuck you. I think I'd choose daphne because at least you could get drunk and have fun with her. you would get some top shelf pussy once in a while for the rest of your life. ending up with velma would just be sad after a few years.
>>215623748the interest in velma started because of the 2002 movie. I know because I was actually alive back then.
>>215621704>>215621808she is absolutely stacked, but she would pork out immediately and get really fat. she would be working all the time inventing shit, meaning she would never cook and your diet would kill you both before 50. Daphne will still be hot at 55 and would probably fuck you out of pity every few months on your birthday and other holidays.
>>215624474the thing about velma is she knows she's ugly and because of that she'll always be afraid of losing you. that gives you leverage over her. daphne's always going to think she might be too good for you.
my teenage crush
>>215624509>she might be too good for you.she is too good for me, but coming from a high class waspy background she will never divorce. she also wouldn't cheat and would still fuck you after 20 years if you're nice to her.
>>215618043>>215617868>>215617719>sloppy great dane seconds
>>215624545>she also wouldn't cheat and would still fuck you after 20 years if you're nice to her.is that how they still roll up in new england? that sounds outdated to me but that's a culture I've never been even adjacent to. big if true.
>>215624635find a woman who's reputation matters more than her pride.
>>215624522For a while Sarah Michelle could do no wrong, man. God she was the epitome of pretty and mousy
>>215624651>find a womanyou ask the impossible
>>215624684I liked that she was so bossy but in a cute girly way. Also, in the movie she had a t-shirt with her own name and portrait on it which was very lovely. The fact that she had so many different outfits reflected her character.
>>215624776>a t-shirt with her own name and portrait
>>215624508>she would pork out immediately
>>215624522>>215624776>>215624787am I crazy or does she not look good here?
>enter bred>crtl+f "jinkies">1/1For shame /tv/, for shame.
Fat Velma with extremely hairy legs, feet, toes, belly, forearms, armpits, ass, nippon-ichis, and very thick eyebrows and little bit crooked teeth.
>>215617719Who?
>>215617889daphne is boring. fred is boring. shaggy and velma are fun and interesting. also, velma is thick, daphne is a bimbo stick. you pump and dump her, you marry velma because her birthing hips will give you strong sons. its really simple
>>215622447this looks like the 2019 show
funny how zoomers that never watched scooby doo cartoons, act like "boomers" were wrong about what is attractive "not knowing what keeper is", while main problem with velma and her being considered as ugly was her whole san francisco hippie package, both personality and clothes
