I just can't beat it
no nut november thread
>>215619948I’m going to beat it this time, im going to beat it
>>215619937yeah well no one wants to be defeated
>>215619937Is this a thread for slightly incorrect quotes or did you actually fuck up the line
>>215620969you can just die
>>215619937This movie made me feel a fantastic emptiness I haven't felt since my childhood friend passed away a few years back
>>215619937literally me, except I didnt kill my kids in a fiery conflagration
>>215619937literally me, except I killed 5 of my kids in a fiery conflagration
>>215619937>WAAAHH I CANT STACK THE FIRE WOOD RIGHT AAHH MY HOME WAS RIGHT BY THE SEA BUT I DIDNT STACK THE WOOD RIGHT NOW ITS GOINEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA
>>215621100based
>>215619937>I just can't stack logs correctly
>>215621102wtf did you even watch the movie
>>215621102That actually could've made the movie a fantastic dark comedy if he was more upset about how he stacked the wood than his children's' death.
me but with porn and goyslop
>>215621128>cop: it's not a crime to incorrectly stack wood>Affleck jr:
based voicel casey
>>215621204Why didn't he do it?
>>215621227he rejects 4 women in the movie. Pretty based
>Dunk these nuts
I just can't stack it
you just can't breathe
>>215619937dude living in Boston must be the worst. you're white trash but don't even get the beach or woods like real white trash
>>215621423He had the sea but he burnt up his house
>>215619937>be me>want to get more drunk>stack the fire place logsHe's literally me
How is the life in Boston?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
>>215622815I never lived there or even been there but I imagine it sucks
>>215619937Imagine being a loglet
>>215621237He just needed to get laid
>>215621173What kind of charges did the cops give him foe grabbing the gun?
>>215622816what's the purpose of this?
Logs?
such a good scenehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAb0ndyXAXk
>>215622815>>215622929Expensive and lots of homeless/darkies wandering around,... unless you're in cambridge, then its REALLY expensive.
stacking logs?the fuck are you people talking about. he left the screen off the fireplace. so when he left to go get beer embers floated out and started a fire.what does that have to do with stacking firewood in a woodstove? this isnt a campfire. it doesnt matter how you stack the logs. what does matter is that you shut the door completely so embers dont drift out and start a housefire.>t. my house burned down when I was 13
>>215625210No, the log "rolled out" and lit something else up.The screen would've kept that from happening.
>>215625197so, did she want to fuck?
>>215625240
>>215625258duh
>>215619937This might be the most realistic movie I've watchedit manages the dialogue and awkwardness so well, scenes actually read differently for me on different viewings Y'all stop trying to force memes it gets to a fuckin point cmon
>>215625408are you sure?
>>215619948day one anon, you got this.
>>215625534100%
>jerk off so much you need a challenge not to jerk off for 4 weeks and still fail a few days inHow did Gen Z become like this?
>>215619948>didn't realize this>already lostFuck. Okay back from the start now that I'm aware.
>>215625122First degree yoinking. Dude's fucked.
>>215625844most people nut more than once a month grandad
>>215625865Do you not have sex? I don't get it
>>215621204>>215621227>Why didn't he do it?
Anons, do you have regrets you can't get over?
>>215625914Not dating a cute girl who liked me in high school because she had cerebral palsy and I was embarrassed (she died roughly 5 years after we graduated)Never getting to say goodbye to my mom when she died, and not even knowing she died until 3 months later when a PI tracked me downSelling oxies to my co-worker who overdosed on them and died that same night.
>>215625875Do you really not realise that no-nut november includes sex?NO-NUT
>>215626054nta but >implying NNN doers have sex
>>215625973youre a piece of shit bud
If he stacked his children better they'd be alive right now
>>215625973we are not the sum of our mistakes and crimes. while there is life there is hope.
>>215625973You still have time to make amends with yourself and try to purify your soul a bit mate, chin upHave a drink or two and mull over the Gospels
>He didn't tap this.I just can't beat it.
>>215625914Many. It's all I think about. I do what I can to distract my mind but when I'm standing at the sink or waiting for the kettle to boil it all comes back.
>>215619937STAY STRONG BROS
>>215625914Yes but I've stopped torturing myself over it.When it comes to old people who are terminal, right after "I wish I spent time more family etc." their next biggest regret is "I wish I didnt worry so much."
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