How did he manage to sneak a dungeon troll into hogwarts?
>>215621506He said it was a Trans-Woman!LOL
>>215621557>tell me you have no friends without telling me you have no friends
>>215621506Watch Harry Potter on HBO coming in 2027 to find out!
>>215621557Ratio
>>215621506He smuggled it in his ass.
>>215621506there's all sorts of hidden passages and things in Hogwarts not to mention pretty much every student and teacher were in the great hall at the timehe also had Voldemort's assistance, albeit in a weakened state
magic
>How did he manage to sneak a dungeon troll into hogwarts?
>Harry, did I ever tell you about Time-Turners? They are magical devices that allow the user to travel backwards in time. This incredible power can even be used to save loved ones from death, as you and your friends discovered with Buckbeak. Despite the fact that the Ministry has an entire closet full of Time-Turners, we never once thought to use one to end Voldemort’s reign of terror. It would have been as simple as using one right after he killed one of his victims, say, your parents, and then lying in wait to ambush him before he showed up. Alas, time travel is simply too dangerous to meddle with. It must only be used for the express purpose of allowing a little girl to take extra classes one semester, and only if she is a good friend.
accio troll
>>215622935hahaha what its a good question
Hid him under your wife's skirt.
Palpatine's behind it all.
>>215623035It's a resident schizo who thinks they need to hire people to shill one of the biggest franchises in the world.
Didn't he put some shit in his turban???
did they ever explain why voldemort was stuck on the back of his head
>It's a resident schizo who thinks they need to hire people to shill one of the biggest franchises in the world.
>>215623148Polio.
>>215622942t. doesn't know how time-turners work
>>215623344>t. doesn't know the cursed child is canon
>>215621573>tiktok comment joke
>>215622935well, how did he?>>215623106it would be free to have an intern post here thobeitever
>>215623651you must be fun at parties.
>>215623671I bet he posts all the Emma coom threads
>>215623763i still lold
Wizard did it
>>215621645Oh brother
>>215621506My personal head canon: used a poke-ball like artifact and just let it loose>space-altering magic is canon >Fantastic Beasts and How to Fuck Them shows they can be easily controlled >theres no magical security checkpoint, dangerous shit gets snuck into the school constantly
>>215621506he snuck it in as a baby and let it grow up inside Hogwarts
>>215621557Haha, Heil Hitler my friend!
It was supposed to guard the stone. All the professors contributed a "test" and the troll was Quirrel's, in the books the troll is seen again already knocked out in one of the rooms before they get to the mirror. He just led it downstairs during the feast to distract the teachers while he tried to get the stone early.
>“Harry Potter, you’ve stretched your legs into trouble one times too many!” bellowed Dumbledore, serenely.> “Stretch your legs up here, to receive your punishment.”>Glumly, Harry began stretching his legs towards the teachers table.>Meanwhile, Dumbledore has stretched his legs out of his throne and is speaking to the whole school.> “Listen you little shits. I’m tired of your shenanigans and tomfoolery. Students stretching their legs out of bed past 7:30, OR before 7:30. Reading the naughty books in the adults only section of the school’s library. Second helpings of buttered toast at breakfast! Oh you thought I wouldn’t see it but I seen it!” >Dumbledore ranted in a mild fashion, stretching his legs back and forward as he gently berated his students with facts and logic.>“I’m going to let Filch bring back corporal punishment. And here he comes now, with the device!”>Filch squibbishly wheels out some sort of medieval torture rack, so full of glee that his legs almost bounce as he stretches them.>The last few stretches of Harry’s legs up the stairs to the punishment zone (formerly the teacher’s table) seem to take forever in his terror.>Filch straps in first one if Harry’s feet, then the other foot, then the first one again, properly this time, stretching Harry’s legs to make him fit in the device. >Dumbledore stretches his legs until he is close enough to Harry that his beard tickles the young boy. Exploding stars of madness are visible, twinkling gently in his doe like eyes, behind his half moon glasses. >“I’ll teach you to fall asleep in Professor Bins class, you rat fuck cunt,” he hisses, a beatific vision of radical acceptance.>“Filch. Stretch his legs.”
>>215621506Magic
'e 'muggled it up 'is arse, wot wot
>>215621506He used magic
>>215621557No.... Just big no.
>>215624388Hagrid stop touching me there
>>215622942Time turners are closed loops. I know it's just a children's book and film, but you should still pay attention....
>>215621506The troll was meant for Dumbledore's super secret third floor corridor gauntlet. So once again it's Dumbledore's fault.
>>215622942They would fall into enemy hands super quickly. The Order of the Phoenix are a bunch of tossers.
>>215622942>It would have been as simple as using one right after he killed one of his victims, say, your parents, and then lying in wait to ambush him before he showed up>Gets the opportunity to do just that. >instead of stopping Voldemort, or just getting the fuck out of there, Harry traumatizes his son by forcing him to witness the death of James and Lily.
>>215622942THEY DONT CHANGE SHIT THEY WORK ON NOVIKOV PRINCIPLE
>>215623148>Since then, I have served him faithfully, although I have let him down many times. He has had to be very hard on me." Quirrell shivered suddenly. "He does not forgive mistakes easily. When I failed to steal the stone from Gringotts, he was most displeased. He punished me... decided he would have to keep a closer watch on me...."From the first novel
He was a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, so he knew how to handle one.
>>215621557Fucking kek of all kek's
>>215626312>>215623344>>215624528Hey brainlets, the outcome of the loop is already pre-determined by the time you traveled back to, but that does not mean the same events would have occurred if you had not owned/used the time turner. Of course you can change things.Harry and Hermione would not have saved Buckbeak and Sirius if they had not owned/used the time turner.
>>215621506He cast a spell Trollimus Smallimus, Entro Me Analmus
>>215628110dumbfuck that's no different than any other magical item then. Retard.
>>215621506He stretched his legs into the castle.
>>215628250>extra manpower>intel>confuses enemies>allows you to disappear/escape into the pastName another magic item that's that useful
>>215621557kek you made the trannies mad holyy
>>215622942>>215626312>>215628110love that u nerds still argue about this shit. have you any of you got pussy?
>>215628506Where do you think you are?
>>215624357>autistic anon gives the one serious answer that makes sense and is lore-friendly>gets ignoredhave a pity (you), anon
>>215628573Other anons said the same shit (and also got ignored)
With the help of Uhtred (son of Uhtred)
>>215628506Yeah your mom lmao
Hmm, indeed... One does not simply walk into Hogwarts... Wait a moment... the eagles!
I have a question about Boggarts, if a student's greatest fear is something radioactive does the entire class just die of radiation poisoning.
>>215621557Um..... based?
>>215629611Wizards seem pretty immune to most non-magical dangers. So maybe.
>>215621557Fpbp
>>215629611What about if a student fears trannies the most?Does that mean that the bogart will turn into a big tranny
>>215628506it's actually one guy replying to himselfdownload exten/g/ion
>>215622942Honestly just kill his mother right before he's born like Sarah Connor
>>215626312>>215623344>>215624528>>215628110So what you're saying is that I can use the Time Turners to find who killed JFK, but not prevent his assassination (not that I would, he was a shitty president)?
>>215621573Friends are gay I don't want them.
>>215631211Not sure it travels back that far, but yeah. I guess you could maybe replace him with a body double or something. But that would be how it always happened. You didn't change anything because your actions were always part of the past.
>>215621615I'll will, day 1
>>215630983post your had or get d'd
>>215621615How do I get HBO? I'm currently unable to access this streaming service but I'd like to watch Harry Potter in 2027?
>>215623148Did Voldemort have to listen to him defecating and smell the wizard shit from his toilet sessions in the Hogwarts Bathroom facility?
>>215626312>NOVIKOVIs he from Durmstrang?
>>215631211>leafI'll get you
>>215631314Deporto!
