>*click*............*click*.......*click*click*...................*click*............................*click*
What sort of smut you think she reads?
>>215623782just fucking buy the first gym pass closest to you and go to a hair stylist who doesn't hate you. Why do they want us to watch unkempt women so much..
>>215623782imagine giving her her first orgasm
>>215623847if that mattered she'd never seek a second.
>>215623847She probably already have a dog
Goddamn that's a big ass five head
>>215624021wait when does this scene happen
>>215623782>>215623847>imagine giving her her first orgasmnrother i got news for youautistic girls like this masturbate a lota lotwith toyshair brushescarrotsetcthese types of girls are my market, i thrive around these smelly weirdos sometimes i can fix em up a little get the pee smell out of their pussies its hard but honest work
>>215623782>My god Fran. This is the first job I ever head...
>>215624370>headkek, had
>>215623826Rape. Probably with bestiality. She likes to imagine the knot swelling up and feeling jets of cum shooting into her, triggering the most amazing orgasms, and she can't and won't break free.
more like *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap*
>>215625192Poop comes from there.
>>215623782They secretly made this movie in my hometown and no one even knew until later.
>>215625237girls don't poop
>>215624370>first day>immediately flirts with the office femcel
>>215623826Was this a part of the plot?
>>215623782What game is she playing?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Disney The Faggot?
>>215626027
>>215623782give it to me straight, /pol/, did the guy have a job before or what?
>>215624201thank you for your service
>>215623782Rey should be a nudist
>>215623782God, I'd love to be her coercive spouse. I'd control the fuck out her finances, also when and who she's allowed to socialise with. If emotional blackmail didn't work she'd get the hairy side of the hand.
>>215626371it's his first job but he was already married and divorced
>>215627118yeah, that's what I was thinking
>>215624164in my dreams
>>215627126or he lied about his marriage...
>>215623782that bitch is crazy, ugly, and she can't act for shit. I don't care if she's anorexic.
keira knightley wannabe.
Another femcel weekend
>>215628127why did they leave out the 20 hours that she spends on the vibrator?
>>215628127another 10 guys turned downso lonely
>>215627974She's like if Keira and Hayley Atwell fused into one person
>>215624201Where do you meet women like this? How do encounter a shut in who posts on Tumblr about cartoons and knitting?
>>215623782There was a girl who looked and carried herself like this in my grad school class but that was spring of 2020 so I only got to see her in person for a few weeks and then never again. Gigasmart physicist and from my home city so I learned later, what a waste.
>>215623826She definitely cruises BDSM tags on AO3
>>215623826Tankmen yaoi on newgrounds
>>215629205I guess
>>215628127I hope Daisy Ridley's real life is this vacuous.
>>215630311
Depresso
>>215630753hot
>>215623826Girls like that don’t usually masturbate when their fwb is chad thundercock
>>215629086>what a waste.yeah she really missed the lottery with you
>>215623826like all women: rich chad rapes her
>>215625237poop comes out, my tongue goes in...the circle of life
>>215631245the taste would be phenomenal
>>215629205kek
>>215629086>safe profession, career focused>high salary, can afford decent house/nursery fees>repressed sexual desires patiently in need of a femcel whisperer>low/no body count>no STDs>science geek so unlikely to care for trashy retarded women showsSounds like a work-in-progress trad wife. Hardest part would be learning enough science shit to engage/relate to her, given it's her life.
>>215628127if only chad would pop up, make her his housewife, choke her out during sex and make her pregnant and barefootoh woe is her
I have never had a girlfriend.
>>215634178I've never had a boyfriend
>>215634178I dated in my twenties, when I was young & dumb enough that that still seemed like a good fucking idea. American culture is garbage annd it produces trash people. You think adding a pretty one to your life will make an improvement, but it never is.
>>215634178I've had one girlfriend when I was 20. I'm approaching 40 now.
>>215634178same, turning 32 in 2 weeks
>>215634194>>215634178>>215634574>>215634235I had 3 official long term girlfriends and 2 sex hookups when I was in highschool and college. that was 10 years ago .....I miss the cute stuff. I miss the hugs. I don't miss the drama or the cheating or the fights. I want love. but I don't want drama and anxiety.
>>215634178my uncle raped me when I was little.
>>215634235You’re a grown man who lives with his mom. You’re not better.
>>215634665>I miss the cute stuff. I miss the hugs. I don't miss the drama or the cheating or the fights.I know what you mean. Physical intimacy is what I miss the most. Not necessarily sex, just being close to another warm body. I fucking despise the rest of the bullshit that comes with having to deal with women though.
>>215628127reminder she can't have babbies
>>215634896lmao
>>215634797hugging. putting your head in her shoulder or chest. watching a movie. spooning. I would do anything for that
>>215629165You adorable thing. You need hugs and headpats
>>215623826
>>215634896riveting storytelling
>>215634896women like this don't exist, only reddit moderator "women"
>>215625834>Monday>try flirting with the office femcel>"hey, femcel. How was your weekend?">"... good. :\">"o-oh. That's good">"... yeah :\">"well.. have a good day.">".. ok. :\"
>>215635204Lel
>>215623782There's a tall skinny office femcel who works at the same building as me, but at a different company. I regularly see her at lunch, walking around the same park path as me. We recognize each other as regular office park walkers, but have yet to say anything. How should I break the ice?
>>215635298How do u know she's femcel?
>>215635360Mid 30's but no wedding ring. Tall, skinny, mid appearance. Modestly and practically dressed. No makeup. Works at engineering company, intelligent look to her eyes. Eats an apple for lunch. Obvious femcel material.
>>215635298where does she eat? does she bring her own food from home? is it a cafeteria or outdoors,it can be as easily as asking if she has extra salt or extra forks or you say you have an extra something ( desert or soda or something sealed) and ask if she wants it or ask for napkins. if she buys her food at a restaurant ask her for recommendations it's really fucking easy to do small talk. problem is getting to be friends
>>215635408just an apple for an 8 hour shift? what kind of psychopath is this?
>>215635151>f/fShe's a woman, not a "woman."
>>215635488yeah, so she'd never talk to you
>>215628127Literally me since my washing machine broke down
>>215635204I remember a coworker of mine trying to flirt with me the same way and asking the same question every Monday. I would always say I spent the weekend indoors or alone somewhere. Eventually she told me that she too would always go out alone, even to concerts or restaurants. I took it at face value and assumed she was just a loner(or a lesbian). Didn't click until months after I left the job lol
>>215635435>>215635479She eats an apple while walking around the nearby park at lunch. Once or twice a year, theres a building-wide cookout lunch where all the different offices meet and awkwardly socialize >"oh, you work on the 2nd floor? How interesting. I work on the 3rd floor. Corey used to work with us, then he transferred to a company on the first floor. Do you know Corey?"I think that mixer is the most opportune time to try to talk to her.
>>215635574I'm laughing because it hurts.
>>215628127This is bullshit. Every femcel is north of 200 lb.
>>215635479I work 8 hour shifts and don't eat at all.
>>215635714what do you eat before work and after?
>>215635798I tend to eat a big dinner after work but I only have coffee in the morning.
>>215635815drinking coffee on an empty stomach is bad for your gut health, anon
>>215635815that's what I was wondering. what does your big meal have? is it from a restaurant?fasting is healthy and good. just depends on what the meal at night has.
>>215635874I do it so I can shit in the morning before I have to leave for work.
>>215635914It is sometimes, but sometimes it's just whatever's in the fridge. I don't have a strict diet and I'm not fasting or anything, it's just what I've always done. I just mentioned it because I don't think it's psychopathic to only eat an apple for lunch at work, even if it might not be the usual.
>>215629060facebook marketplace, facebook anime groups, local dnd groups, stuff like that if you can get your foot in and are somewhat better looking than the usual crowd the autistic girls flock to you
>>215635697No, you are confusing femcels with female incels. There's a big difference. Or rather, the primary difference is biggness.Femcels are generally thin and mid, with above average intelligence, but below average social skills.
>>215636120>Femcels are generally thinfalse
>>215636086how do you seduce them? how long do you fuck them? ( how many days?)
>>215623782>I used to be in Star Wars you know
>>215636690>how do you seduce them?If she's black, roll a watermelon down the street. If she's white, roll a pumpkin spiced late (or a pair of ugg boots) down the street.>how long do you fuck them? ( how many days?)usually 14 days straight and then a brief intermission
>>215634690did you cum?
>>215636840I bled
/x/ is full of lesbian femcels all convinced they're some sort of forest witch about to take control of the worldmeh
>>215637029did he cum?
>>215623782>*unzips*
>>215634194We can do better.
Femcel moment https://streamable.com/ekb8s7
>>215637350/x/ is half bots and shills, the other half absolutely are weird witchtock tumblrinas that somehow found us. Impossible to have decent discussion anymore.
>>215635714I do the same but lately as I get to hour 6 or 7 I start to get hunger pains.
>>215623826Sliding scale of bdsm and noncon/rape, or service top/gentle Dom.Also fanfiction has always been gay and cringe, but it's especially useless with the advent of customizable chatbots.
