This is good. Fuck the haters.
How so?
>>215626386Do you have any actual reasons why, or are you just here to pick up a shill paycheck?
>>215626386Hater hereI hated it
>>215626409>>215626467It's good horror. Decent acting, great effects, good atmosphere, good pacing. Shit actually happens and they don't string you along. It keeps you coming back for more.
>>215626386just because you like something doesnt make it good. are you 5 years old?
It’s a lot like nightmare on elm street but with syfy parts
Also why is the writer afraid of children and pregnancy?
>>215626601>just because you like something doesnt make it goodYes, it does.
>>215626467>or are you just here to pick up a shill paycheck?Wow, this was unexpected. You got me! HBO spends millions of dollars marketing to balding, 40yo, virgin failsons such as yourself so that you can go and download a 720p rip off of the pirate bay. In fact, our business model depends on it!What we did not count on is that a friendless loser working a dead end job at a 7-11 is actually a yet-unrecognized genius who would see right through the charade. The jig is up! Looks like the marketing department is going to have to hit the books and work harder to fool eagle-eyed geniuses with no future who seem to be supernaturally apt at identifying shill posts.Gah! My day is ruined! All because I made the same mistake as every other person who has ever met you. I completely overlooked and underestimated you. You win this one, you absolute star!
>>215626560Someone told me it references the Holocaust. Is that true? Is Pennywise the living embodiment of antisemitism?
>>215626886*snap*
>>215626886btfo
I'm disappointed they killed the boys. The four seemed like they could be a good ensemble. I was not prepared to pickled tentacle rape in live action.
>>215627116>I'm disappointed they killed the boys.They never found the bodies. They could have just been taken with the two girls seeing a dream sequence.I'm predicting the black girl's dad will fry and then the kids will reappear
>>215627143Yeah, whatever. I'm disappointed they didn't become the main characters.
>>215626585>It keeps you coming back for more.LMAO. I dropped it 3/4 thru the first ep. I didn’t want any “more” of their lame Stranger Things rip-off shit. It sucks ass.
>>215627152It's only the 2nd episode. Looks like there's no classic MCs, except the town itself. I think it keeps it interesting that we don't know who's going to be in focus next.
>>215627225Short attention spans are the bane of the current generation.
The racism plot ruined it for me. I'm just extremely tired of the same leftist topics in every single show/movie.
>>215627264Holy shit, are you really that dumb?It was a test to see if the major doesn't have the ability to feel fear on account of his amygdala injuryIt helps to actually watch the show.
>>215626886>Wow, this was unexpected. You got me! HBO spends millions of dollars marketing to balding, 40yo, virgin failsons such as yourself so that you can go and download a 720p rip off of the pirate bay. In fact, our business model depends on it!I mean…yeah they do? You remember hotd season 1 and the endless shilling for that back in 2022? This board was genuinely unusable and you had to wait 6 months for all the shilling to go away.
>>215626386is it a sequel or prequel?
What are the odds that Lily's father was sexually abusive? What are the odds she actually killed him for this?There's no way they make a scene where her dad's body forces its way in her mouth by accident, right?
>We will stop the Russian's missiles by dropping a scary clown on them.
>Welcome to Derrytroit
You literally cant make a project unless its about racism and or sexism and or have a gay relationship in it. And there are quotas for miniorites way beyond their % in population.
>>215627287Seemed like HotD was just a bunch of w*men banned from their usual spots elsewhere for being a bit to edgy.
Maybe. Depends what happen after the first episode. Honestly can't tell if all those deaths are a weird fake-out or not.
>>215626409FUCK YOU WOKE NIGGER
>>215626386>Fuck the haters.It's never good when you lead with that
>>215627291Prequel. Takes place in the 60s, around the time of the Cuban Missile Crisis. A scary time for all Americans!
>>215627346You don't want anyone to fuck you, anon?Curious, cause YOUR GOVERNMENT FUCKS YOU EVERY DAY.
How many black people are there? From what I've seen from promos it's too many
>>215626386I'm not even a /pol/tard or american and even I am starting to get really tired about "muh racism" in every single modern american-produced media Yes, your country is polarized and fucked but this type of shit is probably just making it more polarized. The way they sort of just ignored racial tensions in media in the 80s and 90s was probably better fro racial relations than what they are doing now.
>>2156273712 families and some incidental soldiers.
>>215626633You talk this into it. It is the same as the usage of clowns and kids. They are funny in general and innocent. That's why having them evil is unnerving and scary. It's the same with pregnancy. It's a woke garbage but this take from u guys is projection.
>>215627336>fake out or notId drop a show with a swiftness if that's a crutch they use. You get ONE fake out. Any more and you're just a hack
>>215627376It takes place in the 60s... do you think there was no racism in America in the 60s and everyone just held hands and sang kumbaya?
>>215627376Also it is never nuanced. Gran Torino is a nuanced and clever movie about racism. Nowadays these movies all about white people evil black people innocent and kind.
>>215626585>great effectsIt's a bunch of CGI. Looks like a video game.
>>215627403The project wouldnt even be made without this in it.
>>215627225>Stranger Things rip-offIt's gone full circle. Stranger Things was considered a Stephen King ripoff (or homage depending on how you look at it) when it started.
>>215626886Prettty funny response ngl but shilling on 4chan is a real thing. Usually the production companies outsource it to India though. The Terrifier 2 threads are a great example.
>>215626886All of that but literally unironically.
>>215626886>Hahaha chuds think they're important>Chuds please consume our slop please It's like this on /v/ also. Touched a nerve huh?
>>215626386Why is it so important to make other people like something you like? Usually, people aren't that ok with being forced to like something. I'm the opposite. If I like something, I usually gatekeep it.
>>215627545>Touched a nerveYou'll get over it.
>HBO's big bet on bringing back audience is a negro struggle session in the late 60's They've been doing this shtick for years, went from being THE Netflix sized company for decades to being sold and kept as a screen tab to fucking Discovery Channel's Max
1 hour race-mixing underage lesbian hatefuck between Lily and Ronnie when, HBO? This could be your new Mockingbird killing masterpiece.
>>215626467I don't think they are actually shills I think they are just zoomers who literally have not seen enough films or movies to actually know the good from the bad. Doesn't make it any better and I sure wish they would stop posting but it's a much more likely scenario
>>215626386why did they alien: earth that shit? just forget what made the original popular and then shovel mountains of things you invented that aren't the original every five minutes, is this the new "thing"?
HBO is literally known for having interns argue with fans. They are also a dying company on the vergue of collapse.
>>215626409It's full of clownsthe director is a clownits fanbase is clowns
>>215627279Watch the second episode. One guy not saluting him because he was a black and a few people distrusting a few blacks living in a ghetto is hardly DEI enforced agenda. I actually liked the first episode or at least thought it was worth another episode. But episode 2? 90% black character stories with 2 of 4 existing just to show racism for being black, 1 for another womb/pregnancy scare after more racism, and 1 to confirm the leaked plot. So with characters like these, a plot like that, I don't have much hope. Probably going to get worse.
>>215627295The amount of womb and birthing scares seems oddly on point with the degree of incest in this scene. Could also be one of the writers trying to capture Stephen Kings style from the book too. Probably just a fetish though even if there is a theme.
>>215628086>They are also a dying company on the vergue of collapse.>two more weeks!
>>215626386welcome to derry?more like "welcome to kino"!!;)))
Lily Bainbridge is the most rapeable girl there is. I don't know how boys at school control themselves. It's not like anyone would believe her either.
>>215628581>I don't know how boys at school control themselvesthey arent indian, Ranjesh
To the shills and apologists:The problem with the show is that it is not a Horror series in a 60s racism setting, it is a Racism series in a horror setting. The evil white racists are low rank, poor, or stupid, but will never say nigger. The sympathetic white characters are high rank and intelligent, who loathe and punish the racist whites. The black characters are virtuous, courageous, and righteous, whose only struggle in life is racist white people. These decisions are not made to edify black and brown people, but are the masturbatory fantasies of “anti-racist” whites.
Questions1) Why would that one racist military guy agree to be court martialed and probably jailed for years for something he had no part in? What would he get out of it?2) If Dexter's dad was planning to bring him in on the secret project anyway, why bother with setting up a patsy at all? Just tell him, "Son you passed our test. Now we need you for our secret mission."
>>215627830Maybe but zoomers who watch movies and use a millennial site like 4chan must be very few and far between. Not enough to make a big impression on a board like this. Paid shills seems more likely.
>>215626386>MUH WOKESLOPYeah we get it you are a leftist that repels womenCan you just hurry up and troon out and ack quietly you fucking failure
>>215628581I thought I was browsing /tv/ but it seems I've walked into an insane asylum. Take your meds you absolute lunatic!
>>215627295>yaaaaaa otosan yamete!!>pikuru ochinchin yamete!!!!mfw
>>215627371its not just that. the blacks are like one is most fearless, one is most inteligent, another has psychic special powers. in contrast all whites are evil and awful people in general. its quite comical
>>215627348So they're trying to fix the retarded way they updated the movies?
>>215628672It is a really convoluted motivation that's probably not going to sort itself out. 1. He probably agreed because despite him being court martialed he would probably get a less than honorable or even honorable discharge after sentencing. Likely he was on track for a dishonored due to priors.2. The attack being reported may have been unexpected? Literally the general could have called him in and explained it all.I don't know. They wasted some good time setting this up. That trio could still be partly composed of Russian spies since we get the explanation of the difficulties of the gun. The colonel could even be a spy. I don't know. Either way it's the only slightly interesting part of the episode and not enough for me to care too much about the series.
>>215628581I want to LOOK UP Lilly's SKIRT!
>>215626886HAHA showed that BOOB! take my gold good sir (or lady)!
>>215626585Play Resident Evil if you think this looks good. RE respects your time more.
>pennywise makes the russians think america is nuking them>they launch their nukesthe military didn't think this through
>>215628724post pics of your gf
>>215626386literal child snuff porn
itt:>black people... exist?
