What's the first R-rated film you're going to allow your son to watch?
>>215626621Will be determined by his taste. Would like it if it was the Godfather but who knows what he will actually like when he's old enough? My mother let me watch Robocop when I was like 10. I remember watching it with her as an adult and she kept saying stuff like "how did I let you watch this?" or "I must be an awful mother" during every moment of ultra violence.
>>215626621Irreversible
Can we all agree that Juliette Lewis looks like an angry potato?
>>215626621What an ugly troll-faced Ashkenazi kike.
Dawn of the Dead
>>215626735Juliette Lewis isn't jewish.
>>215626762She will be by the time im finished
>>215626774I have no idea what this means.
>>215626782a dumb racist retard who can't even identify jewish traits confuses one of his own as a jew and then tries save face by using reddit humor
>>215626762The amount of jewish producers that have cum in her since she was a child she might as well be. In this Weinstein movie she plays a child who is being sexually harassed by the writer of the movie Tarantino.
I want to hold a girl's hand and hold eye contact while she takes a shit. It would be so beautiful and intimate
>>215626706I watched robocop when I was 5.
>>215626621I watched The Evil Dead when I was 4 years old. The original one. Had weird dreams for a while.
Der Untergang
>>215626621God I wish I was that toilet water. Bullseye me baby with a huge hot log.
A Serbian film unrated
The Matrix
>>215626782I presume he is implying hes going to fill her with his jewish seed
>>215626901I watched it when I was 2 and it permanently affected my walking style.i can't change it now, been stomping around like robocop for 30 years now.
>>215626901That seems way too young desu.
>>215626721Are you Irish or something?
The Fly
>>215627592No I'm just trans.
>>215626706>and she kept saying stuff like "how did I let you watch this?" or "I must be an awful mother" during every moment of ultra violence."Ultra violence" in movies never really bothered my parents (or, I think, almost anyone in the surrounding society) in terms of whether it's appropriate for kids to watch. I mean, I don't doubt that they would object to some of the "heavier" movies that feature violence (the more gritty ones, the ones that show some mob stuff or similar), but any action movie I can think of was fine or "would be" fine. Yeah Bruce Willis shoots a guy and you can see blood come out of his chest... or maybe even some over-the-top gore happens in some horror film... so what, it's all lighthearted, incredibly obviously performative, etc etc. Action movies are virtually never a commentary on how murder is terrible.I mean, there was a time when I was 4 and walked in on my grandparents watching some war movie, and someone was killed with a bayonet, and even in this context I was simply impressed that an actor was killed for making a movie. The grandparents laughed and explained to me that it's all play-pretend. I was like "oh, I see". And that was the end of it.Now, on the other hand, nudity / sex was a much more touchy subject, and I remember that parents forbid me to watch the Stallone / Sharon Stone movie (The Specialist, I think?) that they had on VHS.Also, "heavy" dramas that explore bad shit in life were seen as not for kids, but I'd say this is more in the sense that such a movie would fly over a child's head anyway.
>>215628575... also, I remember that my mother thought that 2 Fast 2 Furious was too scandalous for the then-11-year-old me, but my father laughed and let me watch it.
>>215626621she was so cute for an ugly girl
Total Recall
lol she shat so hard it cracked the wood
once upon a time kids used to be given all manner of wild material
Probably something like Predator or Commando. Classic popcorn fun and I figure they're the least likely things I'd get a ton of shit from the wife for letting him watch. Could be a fun 10th birthday rite of passage for him.
>>215626621Thought it was Xev Bellringer from the thumbnail.
>>215626621TFW no Juliette Lewis GF to fuck multiple times a day for literal decades.
ALIEN$
>>215626721She's a better rockstar than an actress.
>>215626621Why is that ugly faggot wearing panties?
>>215626706He already watched IT which I think was R-rated when he was like 8 but now he’s 12 and he’s really really into Sydney Sweeney and Scarlett Johansson and I’ve caught him watching Anyone But You on my home media server a few times I took him to American eagle to get some slacks the other day and he was just gobsmacked by the Sweeney postersI can’t speak for all gen alphas but my 12 year old is really into her
Nightmare on Elm Street 3. I still have a bondage fetish thanks to the nurse scene
>>215626621this >>215626714 but I'll also explain to him that's how I met his mother and subsequently how he was born
>>215626621Pumpkin Head
The Passion of the Christ. If he can watch that, he can watch whatever he wants.
>>215626621Love women on the toilet
>>215629884She was anally raped yo, you’ll just confuse him
>>215626621Something that will pass on my piss fetish
>>215626621
>>215630070>he's never knocked up a woman anally ngmi
>>215626621I think my first was T2 but I was privileged enough to watch Tarrantino late at night with my parents. Watching From Dusk till Dawn at an early age definitely warped me.
>>215629767What causes people to make posts like this lmao
>>215626621Godfather
Bump
>>215626621Feminized: The New Girl (2019)
>>215630187idk he has a pretty normal son. It's a weird post but not in the typical "I AM A SAD FAGGOT" way.
>>215630041You gonna post sauce for that so we can hear the sound?
>>215626621Probably Godfather
>>215626721She always looked masculine and old to me, even in her roles when she was young. Quite literally never saw the appeal when you had Jennifer Connelly who was pretty much the same age and starring in movies around that time looking way better than her.
My son is 3, we already watched cartoon sex education. Americans would rather their kids murder people in GTA than find out about sex, lol
>>215628768>wood
>>215628575Robocop is savage. The scene where they shoot Murphy multiple times, including shotgunning his hand into mist. Not appropriate for children
>>215629767When I was his age we were into burly guys like Freddy Mercury and Elton John and we turned out alright. Maybe your son's a fag?
>>215633119I have it with sound on another phone if you want i can /gif/ it? I'd kill for Sauce though
>>215626621a serbian film(any serbian film, not "a serbian film" in particular)
I think it would be this probably around age 9 or 10. Specifically on a projector as well. But I will probably never have a son to watch kinos with so I will probably just an hero.
>>215633912>i can /gif/ it?Sure.
>>215634087Excellent choice. Grindhouse is a pair of excellent directors as their 8yo boy selves playing on the floor with their toys, smashing them up & laughing their assets off having fun.
>>215634148That was a fucking ballache to findhttps://share.google/3tG2v8hyVm6hP7evl
>>215626844>>215626838I actually did this with my sister. We were both of age. There was no eye contact though. She was crying and I was uncomfortable and just wanted to get out of the bathroom. It stunk a lot.
>>215634728Bit weird with sister desu
>>215634780She was doing the shitting, not me.
>>215634831Either way.
