>double quotesnewfag
>>215627307>>newfags can't doublequote
Only with Ryan Gosling as wojak and the guy that played Mr. Eko on Lost in greenface as pepe, maybe Devito as the troonjak
>>215627289Just make sure every character is indian.
>>215627289nu-hollywood can't pull it off.maybe safdie bros could have done it a decade ago, but right now no director seems to come in mind.If it happened, it would be some pozzed trash made by a committee.
>>215627460?
>>215627289Starring 1pbtid Israelis as... every thread made in pol since 2018.
Yotsuba?
>>215627289>written and directed by Chris Stuckmann
>>215627736>Not a lot of people know, but I actually grew up with 4chan...
Cast Him
>>215627827Idris Elba.
>>215627289Only if it broke the record the amount of time a movie said Nigger and Faggot, and each time someone said Nigger or Faggot, the person who said it was not portrayed as some evil incel loser, but instead a fun loving "normal" guy born between 1985-1994.Also the movie isn't allowed to have any black people or homosexual characters.
>>215627866>homosexual characters.What about Linetrap?
What it would it even be about? Unless it's some fictionalised documentary about moot a-la The Social Network, I don't understand what could this film even be about.>inb4 4chan history and the eventsBetter suited to youtube videos and internet wikias tbqhthougheverbeitously.
>>215627969Anonymous hackers as brave internet heroes who champion free speech and anonymity.
>all my favorite internet characters will be there
>>215627969>What it would it even be about?Black woman infiltrates a dangerous nazi hacker group and kills them all
>>215627307but he's quoting a greentext
>>215627289>PG-13Fucking KEK. If anything, it should be Rated X, at the minimum with pic related as the main character.
>>215627289Idris Elba as MootMichael B. Johnson as WT Smacksand Ryan Gosling as the guy who drew WojakShowing their struggle to prevent 4chan turning into a racist image board
>>215627289I don't see it being anything more than a sad documentary.
>>215627289It should be like the movie The Warriors, where all the boards of 4chan meet up like the gangs do in the beginning of the movie./tv/ has to make it back home before another board takes them out. You could have /mlp/ dressed as bronies trying to fight /tv/, /tv/ would be dressed in Ryan Gosling Drive scorpion jackets. It would be like the warriors vs the baseball furies in the movie.
>>215627289>main character is Anderson CooperIf it's going to be a /pol/ related documentary, then no.
>>215628453If it's going to be a /pol/ related documentary it's dead on arrival. The only way a 4chan movie works is by focusing on it's early fun allowed days. Anything from the last decade is purely pic related.
>>215628399the cockmongler makes a big speech to unite all the gangs... but the speech is to mongle a big bundle of cocks. its supper effective!
>>215628254pic related is the villain
>>215627827Emma Stone
>>215627289It would be a revisionist piece made by someone who discovered the site in 2016
>>215627798>shows a picture of him photobombing fat retards
Could it work?
>>215629695Which would be kino because this would allow tze chance of a prequel
>>215627716*2016
Newfags itthttps://youtu.be/iunHUojjd3o
>>215627866/pol/yp Election Tourists are genuinely retarded, this place is full of faggots and blacks, I mean the entirety of /pol/ is brown, but I'm talking like coal black niggers.
>>215628399The big speech is delivered by Chris Chan and it's him defending The Sonichuverse >Now go out all you boards! Go out and ZAP TO THE EXTREME. There are 50,000 of us and only 50 jannies, this entire Anime Related Message Board could belong to us!
