JOE ROGAN COMES OUT AS CHRISTIAN
But is he coming out as a comedian
why do American Christians think you have to deny science to be a Christian?
>>215627340He is 1 of only 50 on earth.
The day this meat headed faggot dies is the day I pop out the champagne. I cannot stand this faggot anymore, not back in 2015 when he was an ignorant dumbass, and not now when he is a whore for the power that he.
>>215627317Should be an interesting convo the next time NDT is on. Toe Rogan gonna get rekt hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5s1mrcgi_cpeople take this dork seriously?
>>215627317>be middle aged guy>spend your entire youth drinking, doing drugs, and having premarital sex>still drink and do drugs now>"but ummm im a christian lol"
>>215627345It makes no sense you cannot believe in shitwins theory of evolution if you know God created Adam and Eve. if the catholic church does this who the fuck cares they are demonic. not to mention their faith and works bullshit which brings in a whole host of problems. not to mention their pantheon of saints they worship. believe in Jesus and his resurrection and that's all that matters. i would suggest simply approaching your faith like a child would, accept Christ, his resurrection and everything else all these idiotic questions, all the skepticism, bing bang, abiogenesis who gives a fuck. none. of. it. matters. thanks.
>>215627317wasn't the big bang theorised by a priest?
>>215627317I would suggest the rest of you start going to Church as well because there won't be any more elections here in the US and you'd rather be onside with the Christian oligarchy who will rule through Trump/Vance whoever else they put in the hotseat. I'm going to my local church after 20 years just in case, kek.
>>215627430Problem?
>>215627345American Christians are Protestants who believe in Sola Scriptura which rejects the centuries of Biblical scholarship found in Catholicism. This makes Protestants prone to the most retarded literal beliefs imaginable. Catholicism says "no you're wrong" and enforces conformity. Protestants just split off and make a new branch over every disagreement.
>>215627417no one takes rogan seriously, but we miss with his retard fans here a lot
>>215627467Yes, and it was welcomed as being more compatible with religion than the static universe theory that was prevalent before, which Einstein supported.But, we’re talking about American Protestant Christians here.The most dumbed down cattle on the planet.
>>215627359*fragment of a seinfeld bass stab*
>>215627345That's just a cope. Theory of evolution is not compatible with Christianity.
Holy shit that guy is retarded.
>Americans getting even more retarded than they were
>>215627317jesus is more believable than the universe expanding?
>>215627417funniest shit I saw all year
>>215627317Right in time for project bluebeam. Nice. Jesus is coming you guys look to the skies.
>>215627345American protestants are the special needs kids among christians.
>sign tapping intensifies
>>215627317Of course, he's in tight with the right wing grifters and sucking up to billionaire oligarchs, he's gotta be all LE CHRISTIAN TRADITIONAL MALE now lmao
>>215627317>the universe coming into existence from nothing? makes no sense bro >god coming into existence from nothing? sure why not
>>215627631nah that's judeo christians. those are special ed.
>>215627681Aka Americans.
>>215627430The male equivalent of "I'm ready to settle down now".
>>215627345The fact that anyone still wholeheartedly believes in these myths is kinda sad, especially now that we can point to al the older myths they're based on and built from. Some biblical texts are just something a king added to control his population easier lol.
>>215627317It's a bit arrogant to think that the universe should 'make sense'. Why must it make sense to you? Who are you? You're just some guy who exists
>>215627694He's got a wife and kids already. This is just pandering to his new right-wing audience.
The Catholic Church canonically accepts the big bang as fact, it was a Catholic priest that suggested the idea in the first place (Georges Lemaître).
>>215627701They're dying out in the civilised world. Only shitholes which punish apostasy with death still maintain these shitty desert kike religions.
>>215627705Scientific reality certainly makes more sense than the mythical one.
>>215627409Negro DeGrasse Tyson gets btfo by the likes of Bill Maher. Dude's a hack.
>>215627691If you're religious you're already special ed so we're splitting hairs here. I digress.
>>215627720The bing bang is probably the most compatible theory out there. God snapped his fingers and made the universe. Evolution is the real god-killer theory.
>>215627720What was God up to when the universe was in a hot, dense state?
>>215627317Americans are hilarious.
>>215627737If you're a fundamentalist, sure. If you just believe that there's a higher power without taking the bible/quran/talmud literally, it's fine imo.
>>215627726My point is that there are an uncountable number of things that people are unaware of or not able to understand. But for some reason, every person seems to think they have some innate ability to understand why things exists. Id respect religious people if they said >I don't know. But I just have faithThat is more honourable than just expecting us to believe you understand the creation of all that exists and the origins of time.
>>215627694You already made this joke 100 times before, you hack. Somebody get this guy a spot on the JRE podcast.
>>215627733He still raped Rogan the last time he was there when Joe claimed he was 5'8 and Tyson was like "you sure about that?"
>>215627742Evolution was Gods plan, ergo not a God killer. Only fringe Christian groups believe in creation theory, and we know dinosaurs existed so there are too many holes in that.
>>215627743What are you talking about?
Americans and religion, a deadly combination.
>>215627317I like Jesus because he was a kind man who thought people should be virtuous, like that's the important part of Jesus. Not the made up part where he created the world and shit, that's the shitty part that's pointless. People focus on the dumb shit all the time, so tired.
>>215627799and chudism
>>215627806heretical post is hereticaldont listen to him anons
>>215627806>eats with his hands without washing his handshe was the original saar!
>>215627788>Evolution was Gods planBased on what?
>>215627345American Christians worship Mamon.
>>215627806It's pretty obvious that the "Jesus was God" was added later.
I feel like converting to a religion is cope and you're either born with it or you're not.
Why are Americans so fucking retarded?The big bang theory is literally Christian cosmogony.
>>215627317Every single night I get down on my hands and knees and plead for Jesus to come deep inside of me and to fill me with his warm love
>>215627317JOE ROGAN ALSO PEER PRESSURED YOUNG GIRLS TO DRINK DONKEY SPERM
>>215627799Christianity is no different from scientology and similar schizo nonsense magic superpower cults. Only difference is it has undue historical/cultural/political significance, so Christians get really pissy when you point this out. I hate this country so much.
>>215627317>“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist”>Charles Baudelaire
This universe is weird because it’s hard to see life and consciousness emerge and not see that it’s clearly a deliberate construct, but it’s also kind of hellish and cruel, so it makes you wonder who would do that? I get why the mythology would be “everything used to be really chill but then humans did something bad and now it’s shit”, because it consolidates the probability that we’re not here by total accident with how shitty things can be.
>NOOOO WE GOTTA WORSHIP JEWS
Israel won.
>>215627743sitting on the galactic toilet letting out last night's kebab
>>215627894who knows, god works in mysterious ways
>>215627317Drugs have finally fucked his brain.
>>215627317>nooo actually life on earth started when from nothing came a rock and then lightning and the rock transformed into a fish which transformed into a human. thats the science chud!lmao at atheists, truly the peak of modern lolcows
Has a disbelief in God actually produced anything good and liked by other people?
>>215627345Science is the answer to "How?", not "Why?".
>>215628091check fucking mate. /thread
>>215627430Not sure what's wrong with drinking. Jesus turned water into wine so he seems down with it
>>215627317>drooling retard decides to be le heckin' tradcathMakes sense.
bazinga
>>215627340you ever see a guy hump a stool?
Temple on Mount must be built. Yes I am a Zionist
>>215627778Meds
>>215628091>believing in nonsense is good because it makes me feel goodYou can use this argument for cocaine, because cocaine makes you feel good and believe insane shit.
>>215628179You sound like a naive pseud teenager l, son. So cynical. So cool.
>>215628024My favourite theist cop out.
these days, when I hear 'Christian', I automatically assume I'm dealing with a fanatical anti-white.
>>215628075How is this less realistic than god snapping his fingers?
>>215628194nothing wrong with being theistic as long as your model of god follows the rules of reality
>>215627345>scienceCan you define this?
>>215628192>not even adressing the argumentI'm in my 30s and just recently converted from Catholicism after decades of faithful servitude. I gotta tell you, it feels phenomenal. Those fedora tipping redditors were on the money. They are cool, yes
>>215628091Some of the famous existentialists like Camus and Sartre rejected the existence of God and really grappled with what that means for people. Most naive atheists don't really consider the matter that deeply and go on as though God still exists.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A SAFE EDGY LIBERAL WITH THE SAME POLITICAL TAKES AS DISNEY AND ISLAM IS TOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD AND MISREPRESENTED
Science has killed more people are and contributed more to climate change than any religion ever has or will :^)
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>>215628179A belief in God leads to activities that are generally positive for a person. You are subscribed to and invested in a community that you engage with frequently. You are encouraged to read and listen. You may even do charity work from time to time. Just the simple act of believing is the first step towards a lifestyle that is positive for a human being. That's tangible. As far as I can tell, disbelief just leads to binge watching cringe atheist videos by fat edgelords on YouTube.
>>215628241Jesus still loves you. I hope you come back to the faith. It doesn't have to be Catholicism. Your faith is your own. Fellowship is nice though
>>215628295You can do all the things you listed without a belief in God and
>>215627784ok
>>215628322Where? The atheist club?
>>215628295Slave mentality.
>>215628330What's wrong with this? Science exists to explain how things work and how we can use them. It's not science's job to explain why.
>>215628332Not him but do you only spend time with people in church?
>>215628295If those things are good in and of themselves and not for the sake of God, then the only reason atheists wouldn't also do them is if they erred in their judgment.
>>215628241>feels phenomenalwas going to confession ever now and then and mass every Sunday too much of a chore? Doesn’t sound like you had a crisis of fate, you sound lazy.
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>>215628352The last line demonstrates a fundamentally limited and incurious approach to the universe. Yes you can spend your life explaining how things work but if you've never considered why, worse, if you reject the notion of considering why as some kind of distraction, then you appear like an autist that can't see the forest for the trees.
>>215627552>Omnipotent and omniscient eternal being>No way He could create humans capable of evolution, because a 6000 year-old Jewish scripture says we're all products of incest
There is a God and he has a sense of humor
>>215627430Yeah people who only complain about women not being virtuous are part of the problem. It's not a gender problem it's a societal issue.
>>215628413Nice projection, retard. Show me where I said we shouldn't ask ourselves "why".
>>215628489You asked what's wrong with this so I told you what's wrong with it.
>>215628370You're missing the point. I asked what positives does disbelief bring or lead to. A belief in God typically leads to your participation in a house of worship, in which the activities you'll be engaged in are typically positive for the development of a human being. What does disbelief do for a person?
>>215627409Tyson lost an argument to fucking Steak-Umms.
>>215628295This is retard logic. There are plenty of good and bad people in all walks of faith. I have family members that are horrible, spiteful cunts who go to church every week, and other family members who are kind, decent atheists.
>>215627430uhh yeah? Augustine loved to party and the Catholic Church still saintifed him.
>>215628579>see these extreme cases at the margins? This is why the whole cloth should be burnedDoes disbelief also lead to low IQ?
>>215627788evolution plainly tells us that we came from monkeys or whatever... we were definitely NOT created by god with no predecessor and distinct from all animal life. that's the main problem christians had with the theory of evolution
>>215628514Worship is not a positive lol. In what universe is grovelling at the feet of some entity a good thing? "Please don't smite me, master! I'll be a good goy, I mean boy."
>>215628509This is like saying philosophy can't explain how electricity works so philosophy is bad. Do you understand that they're different fields?
>>215628617Did I say anything about worship in either of my posts? Did I say anything about prayer? How about you answer the question? What good does disbelief bring or lead to?
>>215628636They're different but philosophy is in some ways higher or more fundamental. Philosophy provides the reason to do science so we expect people in science to at least have some basic philosophical understanding. Your argument is like saying that medicine and morality are different fields so it's fine if doctors regard ethics as a distraction which they then ignore. The only reason to do medicine is for the sake of achieving some moral outcome. We expect doctors to practice medicine in such a way that they maximize that outcome.
>>215628665>Did I say anything about worship in either of my posts?Yes.
>>215628694Quote it.
>>215628665why does disbelief have to lead to anything. belief has led to some horrible things. disbelief leads to nothing but disbelief. >we believe our god is the true one we'll kill you nowmeanwhile>i don't believe in anythingi do think about the soviets in this case though and how they attacked religious belief but i don't think that was in the name of some allmighty disbelief. anyway i was raised a southern baptist and was abused so i'm very biased.
>>215628607God created the big bang, knowing evolution would happen as its part of His design.God -> big bang -> Sahelanthropus tchadensis -> Homo habilis -> Homo erectus (giggity) -> Homo neanderthalensis -> Homo sapiens
You guys think Shia Leboof will sign up for Constantine 2 now that he's a Jew for Jesus? I mean it kinda fits.
>>215628685You're confused. There is a why in why we do science, but it's not science's purpose to explain why things happen. It's how they happen.
>>215628722>God created the big bang, knowing evolution would happen as its part of His design.whatever, i'm telling you why evolution historically was a problem for the church
>>215628700>A belief in God typically leads to your participation in a house of worship
>>215628747[citation needed]
>>215628722Funny how none of that is said in the bible.
>>215628738Science is largely cock blocked by the people who fund their endeavors. This shit isn't Benjamin Franklin cutting up corpses in his basement anymore.
>>215628749Yes, that's the generic term for a congregation of human beings that subscribe to a particular religion. Are we having an ESL moment here?
>>215628771Which doesn't change anything I said.
>>215627317This is fake right lmao
>>215628759aren't you arguing based on a belief lol...
God is literally the only way the big bang makes sense. If God didn't cause it then what did?
>>215628782Sorry, I didn't realise you christians go to your places of worship not to worship. Silly me.
>>215628802I'm glad I wasn't born a simpleton, holy tamoly.
>>215628790Sorry I didn't read the entire exchange, I just wanted to post turtles fucking.
>>215628802What caused God's existence?
>>215628802It's ok to not understand or know stuff anon.
>>215628823He has always existed. See I get to do that because I follow a religion. You don't get to because you believe in science. So what caused the big bang dipshit?
>>215628738Yes but scientists are nonetheless men and we expect men to give some consideration to the 'why' in things. Not to write it off as a distraction. Neil isn't the avatar of science and yet acts like it.
>>215628711>why does disbelief have to lead to anythingIf you're going to do something loudly and proudly, I figure there should be a reason for it. Maybe it's not a coincidence that almost all of the popular atheist figures from a decade ago are now miserable and broken, since they devoted so much of their time and energy and life doing something that leads to nothing and emptiness.
>>215628759>>215628796I'll cite it for you shall I? Read the first sentence. You may want to reconsider your argument.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_and_the_Catholic_Church
>>215628839>White Christian Nationalism is the way!>this postEhhhhhh maybe not lol
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>>215628809You really were, though
>>215628839>believe in scienceThis is retarded. Science is opposite ot belief. It's evidence -based.
>>215627317He's taken the final step on the right wing grifter ladder.
>>215628874>if you don't believe the lies your mom and dad and grandpa and grandma believed, you're dumb"No"
>>215628875What a coincidence my beliefs are also self evident. Super convenient.
Rape allegations incoming. He's Russ Branding it
>>215627345Evangelical protestants are so silly, yet they are the ones people will point to and assume all Christians are like. TBBT was furthered massively by the work of Georges Lemaître, a Catholic priest.
>>215628847Nothing of that changes the fact that science cannot explain why the laws of physics are what they are. Only how they work.
>>215628879>He's taken the final step on the right wing grifter ladder.Rogan is anti Israel and anti Palestinian genocide so he doesn't fit in with any American politicians.
>>215628805Your English comprehension isn't high enough for this conversation.
>>215628883>They're lies because that's what they told me and I can't really think for myself Certified simpleton
>>215628864>oh yeah well you're white!thirdie debate club in here
>>215628912Proving my point.
Does Joe understand the chronology of the bible?
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>>215627317>gormless retard has opinionok
>>215627489Not even Catholicism is safe from Americans pulling doctrine out of their ass for whatever fits the moment, like when the (future) pope needed to rebuke convert JD Vance for essentially trying to justify selfishness. Plus the whole movement of young men turning towards it out of pre-existing notions of trad-ness.
>>215628904Wonderful irony.
>>215628897Neil wasn't talking about what science can and can't do. He was talking about what he can do and what knowledge he's satisfied with. He regards the why as a distraction and is content with only a limited understanding which is fundamentally anti-intellectual and incurious.
>>215628935Predictable response. Like throwing cake at a fat kid.
>>215628958You shouldn't feel the need to defend your beliefs the way you do, unless you don't really think they're worth anything.
>>215627345protestants are not christians
>>215628935is this real?
>>215628978Correct. Here's a handy visual aid.
>>215628898There's plenty of grifters and politicians that get "deeply concerned" over such things and ultimately fall back in line when it's time to make an actual stand, like GOP congressmen whenever it's plainly obvious that a retarded Trump policy is fucking over their constituents.
>>215629010>Older faiths descended from us!>Oh and some schizo shitLeast delusional chistcuck
>>215629010>our church is the only real one>now worship this guy in Italy
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