What movie had the best shock/twist or absurd ending.It's Memento for me
Based he's still alive
>>215628952No one has an excuse anymore for not having a gf
>>215628952Sev7n
>>215628952Shawshank redemption
>>215628952Kek look at the little gollum
>>215628999if you're rich or tall and think it's difficult to get a gf you should unironically kill yourself. If you're short, it's the best excuse in the world to hate women.
Dude I fucking LOVE off-topic threads, PLEASE keep posting them
>>215628999I can't find a girl with a laziness fetish
>>215628999Not all of us can be deformed crippled monsters, anon.
This guys a grifter he did the same thing with his earlier gf
>>215628974Why wouldn’t I Be?
>>215630176Why dont you make that bitch dye her hair brunette for a change? it's been years of the same look.
>>215630193Don’t talk about my wife like that
>>215628952The movie where Malcolm McDowell gets a flat and asks to use a lady's phone in the middle of nowhere and they talk for an hour in hypotheticals such that the viewers is lead to believe that one or both them might be secret murderers and might be hinting to the other that they're a secret murderer or believe the other to be a secret murderer and then it was all an experiment the lady's kid was actually kidnapped by robots that are all Malcolm McDowell and are forcing the lady to play this weird game and the Malcolm McDowell robot in the first act fell in love with the lady and let's her escape but the other Malcolm McDowells stop her and restart the game and the movie ends.
If I make myself extremely handicapped, will I get a gf?
>>215630063Its about films. Images dont have to be literal
>>215630252No you’d just be depressed and handicapped. I saw someone like that at the grocery store and I couldn’t stop laughing.
>>215630252no? the vast majority of women still exclusively want men other women want to fuck badly. no woman a man who doesn't already get bitches.
>>215630276How did the OP guy get his gf then?
>>215630224Test tube gun gun mailman
>>215630224make that bitch go brunette dude
>>215630797Why you being with the paraplegic dude?
>>215628952Legit 10/10 what is she thinking It hurts bros
>>215630393Money
Imagine her cheating every day and he can’t do a single thing about it.
>>215631583Guaranteed that happens.
The House with Laughing WindowsCan't say if it's genius or ridiculous.
>>215631432what? was that english? I'm saying he should make the woman he paid for change her hair colour.
>>215631908I was referencing caught in the act, the joker impersonator, while adapting to this thread.
>>215631583remember that clip of the porn where the guy is off camera crying and telling her how much he hates her while she fucks some guy? that was fucked up. it feels cursedanyway
>>215631518she has a very disturbing fetish like most women
>>215631930
>>215631950HE SAID HE WAS REFERENCING CAUGHT IN THE ACT, THE JOKER IMPERSONATOR, WHILE ADAPTING TO THIS THREAD!
>>215628952>woman plays the part of a compassionate soul who can look beyond appearances and appreciate people for their inner beauty >is actually a narcissistic attention-whore who better hope hell isn't real
>>215630232Title?
genuinely what does their sex life look like?
>>215632186Cronenbergian, I would imagine
>>215630252that guy is a one in a million case, because he was already an author and disability activist with social media presence, so he was able to find a hot gf who only dates him for social clout and all the praise she's getting.for every other literally who cripple there's zero chances
>>215628952Is she LTB or MTB
>>215632300is wealth and social status all it takes for women to spread their legs for you? maybe the blackpillers were right all along...
>>215631942it's not a fetish, I think it's something more akin to the good samaritan syndrome, but mostly fueled and driven by all the social exposure she's getting
Which flicks have the best jumpscares?
>>215632455>driven by all the social exposure she's gettingI honestly think this is the main MAIN motivator. There's no way they'd be together if she didn't have a smart phone or social media accounts.
>>215628999Male prisoners should be offered early parole under the condition that they undergo mtf hormone therapy and enter a stable relationship within at least 3 months of release. This would help with both our overcrowded prisons and the incel epidemic.Two birds with one stone.
>>215630438Thanks for your input, Beck. Onions un perdedor!
>>215632221Kek>>215632494Vomitchan.png
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Why are some women aging so poorly?
>>215632426no, you can easily find girls if you're hot too.but when an attractive woman dates someone who has normally undesirable characteristics (either old, ugly or a cripple like in this case) it's 100% because of money, power, fame or social status. I've never found real life examples proving the opposite.
>>215632692Kubrickian horror
>>215630224>Squirmy and grubsHe is the grub isn't he. And she tries to squirm away whenever he wants to be intimate.
>>215632695Overeating does not = aging. Are you the one in the picture? If so, don't blame it on having kids and stop shoving food in your mouth.
tummah
>>215632695
>>215632865Anyone who doesn't get straight-up evil vibes from this succubus is a very poor judge of character.
>>215632116The Caller
>>215632926I get sex vibes.
>>215632856Yes Saar that’s me saar
>>215632965I need to be that pool noodle
>>215632116nta but it's The Caller. Also watch Time After Time, McDowell plays Jules Verne time travelling to 70's NYC to catch Jack The Ripper, it's quite comfy.
Wizard of oz
