Why does Hollywood refuse to portray Jesus accurately?
Jesus wasn't real
>>215629172jesus from the middle east was white with light brown hair. please believe in christianity
>>215629172it would break christcucks dream about their jew
>>215629172>Intentionally draw Christ as brown with the lowest IQ expressions possible.Hmm, I wonder why holocaust happened? Must have been a coincidence! Guess we won't change our behavior in the slightes-ACK!
>>215629172Who says thats an accurate representation of Jesus?
>>215629172People in ancient times were factually whiterGreeks, romans, jesus, etc. looked like swedes before the arab invasion
>>215629315My pastor(xe/xim) told me Jesus(they them) looked like that because scientists have peer reviewed it and unless you have a better theory you just have to suck it up and agree. If you dont then.. just please keep it to yourself and go away, ok?
TELEBISHM AND FLIM?
>>215629212Yes, retard. How has no one heard of the Muslim Invasion? That is when it got browned.
>>215629172More fine science and history from the university of CHAIMROSENBERGWITZ
>literal billions of whites spent their lives worshipping a brown rabbiahahahaha
Jesus was white because God is white
>>215629172The render was never meant to be a Jesus reconstruction, just an average levantine at the Roman administration time but religious fags predictably went full retard anyway with "omg evil science says Jesus looks like this"
>>215629547>>215629278SAAR
yeah, I'm sure the most approachable and trustworthy guy in human history that was able to rally entire armies behind him looked like some low iq paki pig farmer
>white people are bad>jesus is bad>also jesus wasnt whiteWhich is it, liberal?
>>215629381Thats stupid
>>215629669Mohammed and Buddha looked like Brad Pitt yeah
>>215629172jesus didn't have a beard btw
>>215629172In two years of news reports on the war in Gaza we've seen the diversity in the region, people with fair skin and light hair and green and blue eyes. But the religious figure you worship totally looked like a retarded Neanderthal, no agenda here.
why do christcuckies get so upset at the mere suggestion that their favourite jewish carpenter didn't look like Jared Leto?
>>215629757>the diversity in the regionbrown inbred people?
>biblically accurate jesus vs scientifically accurate jesus>FIGHT
>>215629172Ancient jews were not that brown-skinned.
>>215629962>Scientifically accurate>Source: A bunch of sholomos just pulled it from their ass
>>215629172It fucks up jewish mythology. He has to be white becuase jews are white
>>215629618No, it was meant to be Jesus, and no, that is not what an average Levantine looked like at the time.Anything else you want to be wrong about?
>>215629410>Region next to a brown region is not brownIts a lot easier for people in Arabia to settle in Palestine than white anglos to cross mountains, forests, the sea to settle there.At most he would look a bit Greek.
>>215629681Liberals think Jesus was a 'pretty ok guy, for the time', interpreting him as 'hippie Jesus the community organizer'. It's just those stupid Christians who don't follow him correctly. What he really is about is, like, being nice and accepting of people and pro immigrant and stuff.
>>215630327Yeah except it was the exact same in Egypt, North Africa, Persia, Anatolia, etc. All had large populations of white or white-ish people. And still do to various extents.
>>215629172Because Jesus was anti-jew. He deserve to be white in media.
>>215629172Imagine being a people who changed the race of their God because they couldn't bear him being an inferior color.
>>215629278>>215629212>>215629172>>215629547>>215629914>>215630245>This person was born and lives in England, so he is a white EnglishmanThis is your brain on judaism...
>>215630388>At most he would look GreekThat's the whitest he would be. He wont be white with Germanic traits. Chances are he would be semitic or arab, since he was of modest origin. But he can be persian or greek ish, just less likely.He deffinitely wont be west/north european looking though.Also, dated a pale Moroccan before, what a smokeshow.
>>215629172Can't accurately someone who didn't exist
>>215630461There's plenty of reason to imagine he was white-white. Descendant of redheaded Esau. Ate dairy. etc. Plenty of those in the region then and now.>>215630495Most secular scholars think Jesus existed.
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>>215630495Except he actually did exist, retard
>>215629212>A Levanite before the Arabs raped and murdered the whole middle east looked like a Levanite Imagine my shock
>>215629172We wuz jesus n shit
Whites struggle with the eternal contradiction of 1) their impulse to be racist combined with 2) their having chosen to follow one of the only universalist color-blind religions in existence.
>my version of the thing that maybe happened 2000 years ago is totally historically accurate
>>215629172>saar, i am to save your soul, saar
>>215629172>Why does Hollywood refuse to portray Jesus accurately?Why do they refuse to portray Napoleon accurately?
>>215630495Of all the midwit takes this has to be the dumbest one
