>What the heck is Svengoolie?Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCASTTONIGHT'S MOVIE: Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
Tonight's Movie:>The Fly (1958)IMDB: 7.3/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)RT: 85% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)Director: Charles Barton, Walter LantzStars: Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Lon Chaney Jr.Synopsis: The Wolf Man tries to warn a dimwitted porter that Dracula wants his brain for Frankenstein monster's body.
MY BODY IS READY !
>TV in my room for the first time in a few yearsNow I don't have to watch on the second monitor.
>>215639744That's last week. Tonight it's Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein again again again again again.
You boys dont know how big im going tonite
>>215639898They could have at least made an effort to let up on the reruns in October...
>>215639920i had popcorn shrimp and a bunch of limes like 2 weeks ago on sven night. it's an excellent choice.
>>215639920>amazon foodew
Aids
>>215639920Tonight's tipple, Great Lakes Nosferatou double red IPA. To help wash down this movie yet again.
>>215640100
What the heck is Svengoolie
>>215639736Yes. Yes I do want the RoboSeal now
rip austin, underwater
>>215639736Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
>>215640176He's just some guy.
BABBIT!!!
>>215640176Spooky and lame version of mystery science theater
>Frndly TV tripling up on this Hobby Lobby commercial all week nowI'm about to declare jihad... and it's only been a week!
>>215640176He's THE IMP's uncle.
>>215640640
>>215639736This guy has been doing the same thing since the 80s? Holy shit!
>>215639779
>>215640051Yes, you are.
>>215639736In case you didn't know Svengoolie is a play on the rare word "Svengali" which means "One who manipulates or controls another as by some mesmeric or sinister influence"
>>215639736Oof, no House this week. No paycheck for them.
>>215640971Just checked, they're not on next week either. You think they finally got cancelled?
>>215641038 (me)Oooh, not on the 15th either. RIP.
>>215640963Yes, Svengali + Ghoul. AFAIK there's not even a play off of the Svengali part other than as a convenience. Legion are the goofy local station Saturday horror host names from the early 1970s.
>>215641097go back
>>215641052I thought being able to smoke on an airplane meant the show was old, but he just locked a hotel door shut from the outside
>>215641097If it doesn't have medicaid commercials I'm not watching
>>215641038>>215641050Dayum three weeks with no appearance? Is that a record?
>>215639736What's the name of the castle they just showed the outside off?
I thought he was retiring and being replaced with Gwengoolie
>>215641263They were sporadic at first, but they tended towards like once a month. They only got every week for October. Maybe they're getting a vacation to rest up? They might still come back on the 22nd or 29th.>>215641452Not happening if it turns out they get ass ratings, and I'd be willing to bet they do.
>>215641452Must be your wishful thinking.
>>215641452Gwengoolie looks like she has butt crack hair, hard pass
>>215641263So they showed up for a minute for no reason? Lol
>>215641530>Letting the hair style bother youYou were never strong enough for her.
>>215641530>>215641493So change her costume, move the camera down, and turn her around so the ratings increase?
>>215641508Only makes sense, Gwengoolie is better than Sven ever was
>>215641593Unlike you, for the average heterosexual male, butt crack hair isn't a selling point.
>>215641097That looks scary
>>215642162https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/Kx6n0X6K1KlsaH4NRBgPNg/
>>215640158I will never fucking forgive Tom Jones for what he did to Elvira. Fucking prick.
>>215641860Gotta try it at least once
>>215642314>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/Kx6n0X6K1KlsaH4NRBgPNg/ this was me for sure2019https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/110046208/#110046803
>>215642419>responding to a pepe poster
>>215642343BIG fucking prick
>>215642487cats aren't racist shitbag
>>215642487>hates pepemaybe reddit is more your speed newfren
>>215642560it's not 2016 anymore
>>215642560newfag frogposter
>>215642532Everyone is racist kid go back to twitter
>>215639736I'd watch the Monster M.A.S.H.!
>>215639736>TONIGHT'S MOVIE: Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)I was wondering what they'd do the day after Halloween.
>The Valley of Gwangi next weekHaven't seen that in a while. Cool!
>>215639736Did anyone go out on Halloween and see any Svengoolie costumes?I'm thinking that'll be my costume next year.
>>215643097I watched that a few months ago, I never saw it before if it Sven aired it.
>>215643104>newfag buzzword spamexactlyyou will always be a 14-25 year old newfag
>>215640963No, it pronounced "sven-jolly" and it just means some jovial Swede.
>>215641804
>>215642532>cats aren't racistBut they are murdering rapists
>Their warYou know, that's one of the few Captain-like lines I've heard from Kirk. That was way too smart from him...
>>215642532Mine are :)
>>215643777It's very brave of you to admit you're gay here
>>215643100Dis nigga did and was promptly rewarded for it too.
It seems the squad will be returning at the end of the month.
>>215644176What makes you say that?
>>215644176Pic related
>>215644199>christmas in novemberit would be funny if that was their last appearance for the year
>>215644199Damn, I was really hoping they were finished. Would have been a nice Christmas present.
>>215644312They're keeping MeTV afloat.
>>215644572MeTV is kept afloat by boomers that hate the sven squad
>>215644572Nah that's me falling to sleep during the third act of Cannon every weeknight. You're welcome.
>>215644725I got something u can fall asleep to…
Okay so...Who is watching Toon In With Me! Monday morning with me?
>>215644932Toon In With Me is for fags
>>215644725I used to do the same with Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock then they changed the time slot.
>>215644932You can't spend all night with the owls AND soar with the eagles
>>215639736What is actually worth watching that airs on the east coast other than Comet and Svengoolie?
>>215645331Heroes and Icons (H&I)140 by me
>>215645481Nice, I usually watch star trek on there
>>215645331Newhart is on Catchy Comedy right now.
>>215645717Well shit. Their website told me it's on 34.1 but all I am getting is the news
Posted this on Reddit then lost the original pic so bear with me: Svengoolie was discussed on The Howard Stern Show a couple weeks ago! For like an hour! That is all.
I hope you enjoyed our reheated creep comedy casserole with a battered bat, wet werewolf, and one well cooked monster!
>>215646149Thank you for your contribution, thus help ensuring my goal of going until Monday with this thread. Putting a pot of coffee on.
>>215646321MORE LIKE SVENJEWLIE
>>215646591Mazal tov!
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAINNNNNNNNNNNN
I love how much seethe this thread causes weekly, it’s why I’m always pushing to keep it on the catalog all weekend. All those early posts in each thread denouncing the show... Imagine getting MAD at something this WHOLESOME!!! SUFFER.
>>215647193Nosti should get the show solo. Gwen brings nothing but her sex and Imp just seems annoying. Nosti has the right stuff.
>>215647193the three person premise could work so well if they were written for that, even imp being annoying could work.
>>215647271My thoughts: Nosti host, Imp bandleader/does rap songs each night, Gwen is cohost ala MTV’s Oddville. Sven executive produces & pops in Ala Morty/Letterman. This is the only way.
>>215647298Correct.
A small June Lockhart tribute during Lost in Space.
>>215647628This anon knows the way. I just hope the producers and everyone are on a similar wavelength.
>>215647951I was touched.
>>215648106Word.
>>215647628Gwen is obviously gonna be the next host, c'mon...
>>215647193Every minute Sven wastes on air with his geriatric reruns is a minute we were robbed of Gwen's goolies.
Generic brass band beats spammed goon
>>215648462What's the point of this image?
>>215650719The stream chat posts images here to discuss there.
>>215650854Oh, that's gay
>>215650854No discussion even happened. Discussion in the stream removes discussion from the thread which causes the thread to be dead/slow.
So, MoO Wild Kingdom is on right now and these fuckers caught a bear just to chase it and track it's speed. Humans are crazy
>>215651767I watched something last night where they tracked the speed of human-raised 'domesticated' cheetahs. Those fuckers are FAST.>0-60 in 3 sec
>>215647193Reminded me of this scene
>>215652490Always the same for me
>>215650390This.
>>215647193>All those early posts in each thread denouncing the show...Point them out. I think you're creating imagined realities where you're persecuted in scenarios you yourself invented.
>>215654623>creating imagined realities where you're persecuted in scenarios you yourself invented.Did this kind of thing happen 10 years ago, because I honestly don't remember if it did. Or maybe it just happens 5 times as much now
>>21565585810 years ago was 2015. People with perpetual victim complex were everywhere already back then. Social media nurtures that tendency by giving attention to whoever can be the most hysterical.
>>215639736What the fuck is MeTv?
>>215656138Free syndicated television. In COLOR!
>>215656200>Not Technicolorgarbage
>>215656200Where do you get that? On DISH?
>>215656256Anywhere. Hook an antenna up lol
>>215656269Sybau unc
>>215656308>random newfagbabble
>>215656332
>>215656351>random selfie
>>215656138Memorable. Entertainment. Television.
>>215656072>10 years ago was 2015.I was thinking 2005. I need to buy a calendar.
Still going, huh.
>>215650719Look at the license plate.
I know how to get this thread back on track…
>>215658289Thank you for posting my future wife
>>215658289Looks like my friend, Martin
>>215658611I guess I want to fuck your friend Martin then :/
One more of our queen. Me on the left. Be back in an hour, getting lunch + weed + booze, this is gonna be a long one!!!
>>215658730We’re going until Toon in with Me this week, boys!!!
>>215658749I will not allow it.
>>215658862I will!
>>215658611Lots of chicks without makeup look like skinnyfat dudes. Anyone who ever had any knew this already.
>>215659892My friend Martin is a lady
>>215659855Don't. I have to work tomorrow and I can't stand people enjoying themselves without me.
>>215660781A handsome lady
>>215661125No doubt. Talented too
boomer general
>>215661178And proud of it, little man!
>>215661178Would you prefer looking at boomer's privates?
Need it or NEED it??
>>215661519Ruined by the including the logo.
>>215661599This. I'll take 2 minus the metv logo(sorry)
>>215661788It’s so small I didn’t notice it until you said something…
>>215661519Can I pay with personal checks?
>>215662036All I’ll take ;)Anyone else ever think about flipping offices Sven merch for check payments??
Bump for annoyance
>>215663114Bump for horniness
A Svengoolie question on Jeopardy is pretty cool. It was $2,000 in Double Jeopardy too.
>>215664105We're they implying Svengoolie isn't world-famous?
>>215665088Cos true. Even u say his name.
>>215663114
Anybody watch Everybody Loves Rainman?
>>215650440Very cool and unexpected. David Dastmalchian keeps growing on me over time.I should probably get a cream for that.
>>215662022‘Is it in yet?’
>>215665297Saved & sent to an Asian girl
I want to go back
Anyone ever watch Sven with a real live human woman?
>>215658289>>215658730Think antia exorcist and rich will perform on house of svengoolie after rich kicks the bucket?
>>215666128If she doesn’t all of us will stop watching :)
>>215666121I saw him with a woman once but legally I can't go into specifics. I was part of a class action lawsuit back in the 80s. He gave us all 3D glasses that weren't really 3D and her tits weren't actually DD and she wasn't actually a frog woman.
>>215666233Thanks for the uncomfortable boner!
>>215639736I love horror Hosts and any kinda movie wrap around show like MST3K.We had one called Horror Incorporated on our local TV station
>>215666353Tell us more. In Louisiana, we had Creature Features, no host,
Bumping because I fucking said so
You boys don’t know how fucking hard I’ve gone this weekend
>Honeymooners>Oh My Achin' Back Classic.
>>215667299More like ZZZZZ TV!
Bump for maximum irritation
>Svengoolie thread still up on MondayHoly shit
>>215668050We going until Tune in with Me. You in?
>>215667235Looks bad Todd
>>215668082Tasted great, tho :/
Wish she were blowing me instead…
We’re not gonna make it to morning at this rate :(
>>215669370Bummer
Me on the left
>>215669370Not with THAT attitude!!!
>>215670514Do I have to buy the rubber chickens separately?
>>215669370>make it to morningEZ
>>215669904Her nose is red like an alcoholic's.
>>215671932Now it’s easier to seduce her: I’ll bring wine coolers
>>215672037
No one went as Imp this year :(
>it's a bullying Mr. Quizzer episode on Toon in with Me
>>215666353>>215666375Forgot pic. The cast was Uncle Goolie, his goth niece Thirteen, her pet werewolf Wolfie, Gordon the gorilla and Carbuncle the annoying faggot.https://youtube.com/watch?v=kQthAnx7G5c
>>215672729They also had a penchant for putting chicksnin bikinis into lots of episodes. That was a godsend back in the day
>>215672729>>215672945Loved this show. It introduced me to Plan 9 from outer space and Ed Wood
I SLEPT THROUGH TOON IN WITH MENOOOOO
>>215674405Guess we'll have to keep the thread going until tomorrow then.
>>215674697Oh no how horrifying!
>>215673559Thirteen was my waifu back in the day
>>215675075My waifu for laifu
>>215674405I fell asleep about halfway through (I worked until 2am last night) and woke up to Matlock... where everyone seemed pretty nonchalant about a prosecutor fabricating evidence just so she could best him.>>215674697Will this thread be here when I wake up (again)?
>>215675484The new Matlock? Ew.
>>215676004theres a new matlock? no, do not tell me. i will not even look.
>>215676134Yeah it has a female protagonist. Of course.
>>215676004>newWhen has anything new aired on TV?
>>215676666I didn't consider MeTV obviously not airing new stuff until after I posted.
>>215676715Yoy also need to consider those digits
>>215676867no way fag
>>215675255I love her
>>215672054She should replace Gwen.
