Theodorebros.....
The jokes on them. Ever watch him lick ice cream? Bitches missing out.
>>215645697They were human sized in the cartoon
that's nuts
Me on the bottom left
>>215645697>alvin and the chipmunks was dropping this trvthnvke on childrenguess it's better to learn early then later.
theo wrote a whole song about farting. that's not a good look, theo. :(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW636Cab0tw
>>215645697They all lose to human dick. Yes, even the boys.
>>215645934I'm angry now.
>>215645934The girlchipmuck wrote it and is probably into farts. She fucks Alvin because Theo told her she's a freak. The green one didn't get the whole story, just knows Theo made glasses cry so she fucks Simon.Theo is a chad for turning down the fartsniffer.
Me on the top right
>SimonIm the tall smart type and girls did come onto to me but I was too socially awkward to make moves. That's why I'm a KHHV. Thank you for coming to my blog
>chad gets pick of the litter>mid tier guy gets ugly girls if he gets anything>ugly guy dies a virginblackpilling af
>>215645827many chipmunks are saying this
>>215645697The chipmunk-explodinator you requested, sir...
>>215645697alvin gets a couple bitches pregnant, marries, cheats, divorces, and ends up a broke middle-aged alcoholic paying alimony and child support to multiple ex-wivessimon has a happy stable life but his wife dies of cancer and he has to raise his kids as a single dadtheodore spends most of his early life alone and has lots of freedom and money to do whatever he wants but struggles with depression, eventually meets a girl who is like him and he finally becomes happy and they grow old together
>>215645697yup doomed to never love but has the most. seems accurate
>>215645697the live action movies ruined him. turned him into beavis in cartmans body.
>>215645697Theodore gets molested...
At least he got some good head in that one scandalous xxx rated picture
>>215646838Why are yt pipo like this?
THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS THEODORE
>>215649132i hope you get murdered during daylight with people watching but nobody does anything
>>215648042Actually Theodore is gay and dies of aids because he stuffs himself with too many diseased nuts
>>215649310Go suck a dick, shitbag. KEK...
>>215645697All of them would be getting pussy, since they were in a popular band. But it's true that the amount of pussy would be skewed this way. It would be worse, if they were playing e.g. death metal, because 95% of people attending DM concerts are men, and the other 5% are their dragged-along gfs. So in such a scenario it's perfectly plausible for Theodore to go without getting any pussy from his drumming, despite being a virtuoso.
>>215645697brutal
>>215649033We should just be faggots like you instead?
All the single furries! All the single furries! All the singe furries!
>>215650680This is the best one.
>>215651309You just gave me Vietnam flashbackshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz3Mi_OZYno>11 years ago
>>215645697Huh, I always thought Theodore was the glasses one.
>>215645697Brittany would be dating a 6’2 18 year old white guy who has a car
>>215645697>>215645844>>215647643But you guys are always telling me height is the number one factor, why isn't Simon the chad?
>>215645697this went on throughout history and before DNA testing.lots of fat fucks got cucked
>>215645697>middle aged Davey Dave is feeling old and and uncool so the chipmunks set him up on a date with his college sweetheart But she turns out to be busy so her much younger sister goes on a date with dave (young enough to be his daughter …but old enough to be the chipmunks mom!)He shows up drunk (trips over some beer cans) late at night but tells his boys that he’s just having some funThe episode ends with the young lady thanking Dave for a good time and she goes back home The entire episode was about a middle aged man banging a 20 year old and then feeling good about himself . All in a 15 minute Saturday morning cartoonChipmunk adventures still have never gotten a Blu ray release because of song rights
>>215649033If you said "shit festival" what country is the average person gonna think of
>>215645827
>>215646838>no latinosUh....based?
>>215645827haha he said the thing
>>215653036Forgot how huge this dude's hat was lmao.
>>215646838why didn't you cross out the whole name? it's obvious that her name is Chelsea
>>215653976This movie has an extremely lustful tone that doesn't ever let up.
>>215653976jeanette, my love
>>215653976cgi was a mistakepeople can't animate worth shit anymorepoeople can't block out a quality shot anymore
Those who know, know.
>>215651309>>215651358kino
>>215655100Oh no lol
>>215645697Chipmunks like us have to go their own way.
>>215654880Could be Chester.
>>215645697> Theodore took the chippill...Cucked and Munk'd
i want to fuck that chubby beaver lady
it's all fun and games until theodore troons out and shows up at simon's place looking to get deep dicked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFVtIKUqpa8OH DAVE!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>215651404Alvin's charisma mogs Simon while having better looks
>>215655100
Bros?
>>215655100the best part of The Richard Gere Museum
>>215650680jej
>>215651468>Dave? Are you on drugs?
This entire website is just a fucking incel.is clone at this point.
>>215656279lmao
>>215656279You should be able to answer this
>>215656527t.Alvin
I feel like P Diddy with fur
>>215649033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW636Cab0tw
>>215646838>no latinoslost
>>215655100zamn
>>2156569733rd year community college student here. im a complete wasteoid
>>215645934Anything would be better than this
>>215645934CGI was a mistake
>>215655100i thought it was a gerbil
>>215656973B and it's not even close. C is practically living in paradise by comparison.
>>215658574Hollywood boys make do.
>>215656973I'm A but height shit is mainly a cope I'd say B because you're wasting time for nothing while at least C community college you're bettering for something
>>215645697>>215648119>>215650680At least post the original image.
>>215651692India, but having a scat fetish makes people think of Germany.
>>215656973Theodore is shorter than Alvin.
>>215645697is it weirder for them to fuck the ones that look like themselves but female or is it weirder for them to fuck the ones that look like female versions of their brothers
>>215645842Me on the top right
>>215645697Theodore will just import a Siberian chipmunk wife
>>215656279kek
>>215645827>>215647653>>215650680KEKAROOOOOO
>>215653976HELP IM BEING GROOOOOOMED
>>215645697Alvin marries his choice of the top two. Theodore gets his sloppy seconds.
>>215647910underrated post
>>215659728Girls being feminine.THAT'S GROOOOOOOOMING!!!!nigga that's Nuts.
>>215646838Latino's shit is too spicy.>>215658843Because they were molested by the shit inspector Jew.
>>215645934cringekino
>>215655100oh lord
>>215660105
>>215645697why do american's call Alvin and the Crispmunks "chipmunks"?
>>215660279They should call it "Dave and the tree rats."
>>215653976Yes, I remember seeing this movie as a kid and being extremely confused because I was horny for the first time, but also 7 years old with no clue what it was or what to do about it.Also, it has anime-levels of pantsuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzaUBvgY9X4
>>215645934Fuck everything, I'm out.
>>215655066FactJust go to calarts for a job bro
>>215653976I always thought it was just my smut fried brain misremembering this movie but recently rewatched it and holy shit were cartoons sexually charged back then.We never had a chance.
>>215660870mostly animated in japan. two nukes weren't enough.
What the hell is this demonic thread
As a fat guy, I know firsthand that there is nothing more repulsive to people than being fat.The one time I wasn't morbidly obese the whole world opened up for me.
>>215661960Maybe you should do more exercise?
>>215646838>No latinosYeah thank god
>>215662016I am. Already lost 20kg this year.
>>215662038Considering your porn, you should be upset.
>>215655100I dont understand it... dont know if I really want to tho
>>215645697>simon getting best girlSIMONCHADS RISE UP
>>215645934Nobody remembers when they put “viral video” in the description
>>215645827Gemmy
OK have a good day
>>215645697chuds, the bar is in literal hell. maybe start taking showers and stop being a racist bigot and youll start getting women???
>>215662796The bar is a 25 BMI
>>215646838be honest /tv/, would you swipe right just for the experience?
>>215645934American culture
>>215662113Richard Gere puts rodents up his ass.
>>215656279simon
>>215658574Yes. Named "Raggot" lol
>>215645697https://youtu.be/RH5iAzrduF8
Never seen this movie before but the music and animation kinda bang.https://youtu.be/YiwfxT5M7ac?feature=shared
>>215653976Gave me a fetish for the "leader" of a trio of girls. I constantly try to see who out of a group of three easily bosses the others around and has more charisma. Also a bunch of scantily clad little girls dancing with snakes as they soothe the ear with >Getting lucky >OoOoOooo~>Getting luckyIs highly sexual and stays with a boy into adulthood
>>215663749yeah, everyone of a certain age saw it a lot.
>>215660870Makes it feel like we were set up for rule34 and now it just self perpetuates itself
>NO NUTS FOR A WHOLE MONTH?!?!?!
>>215645697>who ends up with who>not called Shipmunks
>>215662614>>215662627>>215662681WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING
>>215653976
>>215651358my furry friends furry awakening was masturbating to this video
>>215662796>stop being a racist bigotActually the meta is to be a racist bigot now
>>215659760>Alvin marries his choice of the top two. Theodore gets his sloppy seconds.But only after she's had her fun and wants to settle down.
>>215655100It was obviously Stallone who made this shit up. I would never do that.
>>215664719Yeah, i mean. someone posted it on reddit? how could it NOT be real?
>>215664849
>>215665008To be fair, it's normal behavior for Jewish women.
>>215653976>Sexually confuses millions of xennial children
>>215663012>americans>make fart joke>still manage to shit in toilet >indian>festival where they throw cow shit at eachother>shit in street>hate Apu
>>215660400>extremely confused because I was horny for the first time, but also 7 years old with no clue what it was or what to do about it.tfw you missed out on masturbating to your childhood cartoon crush as a 7 year old because her being a cartoon confused you
>>215648042Incel cope.
>>215665498we're supposed to fuck adolescents though
>>215645697Theo going tranny ain't such a bad strategy here, he already looks like the girl version of himself
>>215645697am i the only one sexually attracted to theodore?
>>215666239No, you're not the only stupid gay gay in this thread.
>>215666239>shoving your dick inside his fat ass>he farts all over it>this turns you onYou have a disorder
>>215666239>the fucking screaming and shrieking sounds he'd make if you tried fucking him
>>215666239>t. Jon Waters
>>215655100just looked it up. yeah 4chan is mostly 40 year olds fucking hell
>>215645827b<zed
>>215655100>Tfw this fucking meme is likely the reason Richard Gere's carreer diedIt's not fair, i miss him bros.
>>215657585Dman kek
