Jurassic park If it was scientifically accurate
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>>215648457Cassowaries would absolutely fuck you up as much as a raptor would.
If Hammond spared every expense
>>215648457Cassowaries can fucking kill you with those claws, what a retard.
>>215648457Why are redditor subhumans so mad that Dinos might have had feathers?
God made cool giant killer chickens. Seriously sometimes you should sit and just thank Him for all the cool stuff he comes up with that He gave you dominion over.
>>215648457>>215648470>>215648512i wonder what they taste like.
>>215648544Fuck you and your jew god.
>>215648512>>215648490it's a bird, stop being a weak faggot
>>215648781t.
>>215648512Just punch it in the head and grab its neck
Prehistoric terror birds
>>215648518It messes up their pre concieved notions and alters something they consoomed during childhood, something the redditor doesn’t tolerate.
>>215648490And yet people make fun of us for the Emu wars...They're even bigger than Cassowaries
>>215648490HAHA, but it has FEATHERS! But means it must be GAY
>>215648512Nigga is afraid of birds lmao
>>215648788i look like that and do all of those things
>>215648512This is so overblown. They can certainly defend themselves if they need to but there's only ever been two recorded cassowary fatalities. One was a kid that was literally attacking the bird with his brother and the other was some woman keeping one as a pet in Florida. They will avoid people for the most part unless their curiosity gets the better of them or they think they'll get food. People trying to feed them is how they often end up attacked. Just leave them alone and you'll be fine.
>>215648490Most wild animals prefer to stay away from humans. The only exceptions are crocodiles, sharks, pythons and some big cats. If you not fuck around, you will not find out
>>215648829It’s true feathers are pretty gay.>inb4 turkeysYes even turkeys are gay.
>>215648518>>215648816Last I checked, Redditors were saying "ACKSHUALLY T-REX LOOKED LIKE A CHICKEN" even though evidence of feathers has only been found in basal Tyrannosauroids like Dilong and Yutyrannus, and all fossilized skin impressions of apomorphic Tyrannosauridae indicate they had scales.
>>215648917those thumbs are almost dildosized!
>>215648457>>215648470Weird how all these jurrasic movies always focus on only the dinosaurs and never on any of the other prehistoric animals.
>>215648867One guy who kept a cassowary as a pet for years got killed by it simply because he fell down accidentally. If you look vulnerable, cassowaries will attack you.
>>215648518Redditors are the only ones that think they did.
>>215650183Redditors discovered Archaeopteryx in 1861?
>>215648917so basically just overly long fingernails, got it. how very scary
>>215649607I had it in my memory that it was a woman but yeah, that was the Florida person keeping it as a pet. He was also 75. Falling over from a strong wind probably could've killed him if he fell in the wrong spot. >If you look vulnerable, cassowaries will attack you.They're primarily frugivores and will only attack if they feel threatened. That old dude may have tripped and feel towards his pet cassowary which spooked it.
>>215649321>those thumbs are almost dildosized!
>>215650262Fuckin' CIDF over there, I can just hear the oversized claws scraping against the keyboard typing this post
>>215648788Bottom left is correct. it's just embarrassing to say it
>>215648470>makeup people put eyelashes on horrid beast to indicate it's femaleHate this unrealistic trope
>>215648512I could realistically take on and kill 5 at a time
>>215648457Evolution is just a theory.
>>215648553Ever had ostrich?It's like a cross between chicken and steak it's really goodAlso maoris in nz made all the moa extinct eating them and they're almost the same
>>215651335Still more possible than brownoid jewish god.
>>215651289this one's as old as my hs diploma
>>215651345nta but I had it a few times and liked it. They only had the ground meat but it’s red meat like beef.
>>215652411I would hate to be a small ground dwelling rodent in new zealand
>>215652462Cassowaries are only in Australia.
>>215652411>CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRPHow do people put up with that?
>>215652462Small rodents are the apex predators in New Zealand, they’re wiping out all the retarded flightless parrots
>>215648457Emus get a bad wrap but they can be chill once used to people Cassowaries on the other hand are flat out pre-historic
>>215648512Most animals are easy to defeat in a fight if you know what they're doing and what their weak spots are, even big stuff like bears. They can't plan out and strategize how to win fights like a human can and humans have much more endurance than most animals, who tend to get winded quickly.
>>215648940Turkeys are not gay at all idiot>>215650250You're literally the fat kid in Jurassic Park
>>215648518Because petrified dinosaur skin has been found, and no feathers. That feathers shit was made up without any evidence by Ph.D candidates pretending that they're "contributing to paleontology" in their dissertation papers they have to write. So it's cold hard verifiable facts versus "I THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE FEATHERS BECAUSE OF BIRDS!"And they don't rectify the obvious glaring hole in their field:1. dinsoaurs were wiped out by the meteor that hit the Yucatan peninsula2. dinosaurs survived, but evolved into birds, lizards, and everything else as their environments changedPick ONE. Both didn't happen because that's not possible.
>>215650697>>215653032You would die immediately>>215652976Is that why browns ignore smoke alarms? They're used to tuning out jungle bird calls?
>>2156531673. They never existed
>>215649562>jurassic>mammals
>>215653146^Gay turkey claws typed this post.
>>215653167Birds are a kind of dinosaur and they evolved before the other dinosaurs went extinct
>>215650250>so basically just overly long fingernails, got it. how very scaryYou mean fucking talons? 10/10 ragebait
>>215653215your jew god isn't real
>>215651727Pretty prophetic.
>>215653211You just have to tank/dodge its jump attack first and crush its long neck with one hand. It’s over. It’s just watching out for the leg kick. I feel like I can rush and body slam this bitch to the ground and crush it with my bare hands. birds are made of paper.
>>215653335>modern day>dinosaurs
>>215653395That doesn't mean that T-rexs and velociraptors had feathers.
>>215652976>Cassowary>*Chirp*Anon...
whats the evolutionary advantage of having testicles hanging from their necks?
>>215653394Turkeys aren't fucking gay you moron. Literally what evidence is there?>>215653527Oh yeah super easy, just fucking teleport behind it then karate chop its neck and it will crumple, do it all the time. >>215653635What evolutionary advantage is you being a faggot? It's a mystery
>>215653684Just dodge its jump attack first an then kill it. It’s not hard.
>>215653441Neither are millions year old lizards
>>215653635Most bird rizz is just mate selection.It's one of the reasons you don't let women have structural power because they select for superficial traits in men and not actual ones that aid society.
>>215653167Anon...
>>215648781Most birds are only a nonissue to us because we're several times their size. A cassowary could spill your guts if you were dumb enough to bother it.And honestly it's a lucky thing that flightless herbivore birds are the ones that big, birds of prey are no joke if you don't have size advantage on them.I recall one video where one clearly beheaded a duck before even landing, and faster than the camera could record. Hardcore shit.
>>215655180It didn't decapitate the duck, just broke its neck.
>>215648560my head cannon is that the entire story from exodus and onward was a bunch of jewish bandits just going around raping, murdering, and looting peaceful farmers and goat herders, and they only stopped when they finally met a group of people who actually had an army. The amalek, their first victims, undoubtably welcomed them with open arms and then the jews cut their throats in repayment. Mana from the desert, indeed. >>215653635in birds capable of fighting, males will display red coloring and body parts to induce fighting instincts in predators so they can protect females easier. Muscovey ducks have the same shit on their necks. When a predator sees a red wound, it makes them think that target is an easier kill because it appears "wounded". So when you go in to bite the wound on the neck, you get gutted by the claws on its feet.my source? I just made it up.
>>215648457THEY ARE INVENTED ANIMALS WITH MADE UP DNA MARKETED AS DINOSAURS FOR CASHWHY WOULD THEY BE SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE THEY ARE LITERAL HUMAN-MADE INVENTIONS IS THE IPHONE SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE TO NOKIA PHONES?
>>215652992Are these small rodents an introduced species or native?
>>215655299>my head cannon is that the entire story from exodus and onward was a bunch of jewish bandits just going around raping, murdering, and looting peaceful farmers and goat herders, and they only stopped when they finally met a group of people who actually had an army. The amalek, their first victims, undoubtably welcomed them with open arms and then the jews cut their throats in repayment. Mana from the desert, indeed.That's not even headcannon, it's the reality. Canaanites were and still are a bunch of cutthroat psycho degenerates.
>>215649607>If you look vulnerable, cassowaries will attack youThat's just everyone else in Florida
How come it's only MY threads that get hit with "dinosaurs aren't/weren't real" christard larpers?
>>215655509>How come it's only MY threads that I samefag as a christard larper in?
>>215655530Bold of you to assume, DIPSHIT.
>>215648544>Muh YHWHGo be a Jew somewhere else
Dinosaurs are a humiliation ritual psyop in-joke by our reptilian overlords. They built up this whole mythology around cool lizards who ruled the world then rug-pulled it all and said no they were actually a bunch of faggot birds with colorful plumage and giant beaks and shit.
>>215651335Theories are tested and supported by evidence. Otherwise they are hypotheses . This is really basic shit anon
>>215655809So it should be called the hypotheosis of evolution, then?
>>215653394Turkeys are based and feed America. Fuck you nigger
>>215655851Turkey meat is drier than your mother's cunt. Easily the worst poultry.
>>215655509What I don't understand is why this guy is trying to pretend turkeys aren't gay.
>>215655840Nope
>>215652705Papua New Guinea has them too.
>>215655870My mom makes a nice moist turkey
>>215652976Cassowary sound like a fucking raptor not chirp
>>215656055>BKAW BKAW BKAWDumb fucking animals.
>>215648512All you have to do is to grab it's neck and keep the distance of the stretched so they couldnt' reach your vital organs with their claws.Then squeeze the fuck out of this fucking cock.
>>215648901>If you not fuck around, you will not find outDumb fucking reddit phrase.
