>>215649362It’s just so tiresome
mark my wordsAshur will get pegged
>Women were equal to men in ancient Rome.
And what of Good Solonia?
>>215649362Is this rome hbo tvseries?
>>215649362I AM SPORTACUS
>>215649362its her turn. black is powerful
they just can't help themselves can they? even when they're in panic mode, like>the audience is leaving! give them that old stuff they liked!they literally cannot do it. their entire production pipeline is structured such that even the show indented to placate viewers will come out the other end as another insult. all the people capable of saying "maybe making it about a black woman is a bad idea" have been purged years ago.
You can make a great movie about Spartacus and how he led the biggest slave revolt and fought mighty Rome and slept with decadent Roman matrons. He inspired a lot of revolutionaries and the old left. But woke Hollywood is interested only in shoving minorities and girlbosses everywhere.
>>215649664It's been said about Spartacus 100 times already, I want to look at muscular women in oil.
>>215649362Female gladiators existed in Ancient Rome you utter incel.
we wuz spartacus and shiet
no one is gonna watch this especially not the people that watched the original series which isn't that many people anyways
>>215649362>show is called Spartacus>there is no Spartacus in itexplain
>>215649565we all he fucked her
>>215649362>spartacus is a black woman nowwait what?
>>215649570Nothing is equal to that nigga perm. That shit is luxurious.
This show died long time ago with Andy. The second miniseason prequel they did was still watchable and after that it has been absolute dogshit,the new actor that played spartacus sucks and everything about these later seasons sucks really. So if u want to watch this just watch the 1st season (blood and sand) and maybe the prequel (gods of the arena),avoid everything that followed.
The appeal was finally seeing Xena nude and fucking. The gay shit with the gladiators and political drivel was annoying.
>>215650846Its a what if story going off what if Ashur survived going up the mountain, clapped Naeveas cheeks, and was rewarded for stopping the rebellion in its tracks.Unfortunately its made in 2025 so they're gonna make a black female the new Spartacus but they still have a chance to redeem themselves if Ashur immediately slaps her shit in the series/season finale
>>215649362>>215649654A lot of women really don't like the fact that men are so much stronger than them, so they like to have media that portrays them as men's physical equal.
>>215650846It's called House of Ashur. It needs the Spartacus to let you know it's connected to that previous series. Otherwise, everyone would be confused if this is some brand new unrelated show. You're very dumb for needing such a simple thing explained to you.
>The original Spartacus didn't have any blacks, fags, or warrior women! This is woke! The West has fallen! WAAHHHH!
>>215650507Eat a dick and die from AIDS, dumb faggot.
>>215653762Listen here bucko, it were a different time then. Everyone was so naive. But now everyone's totally fed up with it. They've had it up to here, with good reason. We know better now.
>>215649362Do they enjoy making woke shit that blows ?Do they enjoy becoming jobless
>A FEMALE CHARACTER????
>>215653873*a nigger Be accurate
>>215653842No warrior women, no black gladiatrix in original Spartacus.
>>215653762Armed and revolting slaves em masse ambush attacking unarmed masters and battle trained and hardened gladiators fighting other battle trained and hardened gladiators who can see them coming are not the same thing.
>>215653914that shit was a century ago, grandpa. get with the times
>>215653990what if you train two women to fight each other(like they did irl)
>>215654038Women shouldn't fight. It just feels wrong. Looks wrong. Something about the spectacle of such a thing is just so grating and off-putting.
>>215653762I don't mind women gladiators i just can't stand niggers
>>215654063Visceral Reaction Status: PROVOKEDAshur was right to buy her, she's a head turner.
they really saved the best for last with this one. i love cute black chicks and hope they peg the romans.
go actually watch the trailer. she gets the shit kicked out of her multiple times.
>>215654063We all saw how gladiatrix fought against the Algerian man in boxing at the Olympics. She will kill men in this trash.
>>215654089you expect all the slaves to be pure white romans? you're dumb as fuck. very niggerish of you
>>215649362I would suspend my disbelief that women can fight if she were a hot blonde with big tits and not an ugly bipock
>Black gladiatrix existed.>Women were equal to men and fought against gladiators in Ancient Rome.
nudity?
>>215654179Spartacus, Crixus, Oenomaus, Castus, and Gannicus were all blacks.
>>215654284>Women were equal to menNo one actually said this was true. It's made by the same creator as the original Spartacus. In the original, all the women who claimed to be as good as men still got fucked up. Naevia got raped a ton and still beaten by Ashur. She only won by plot armor and the story needing him to die at that time. Luctretia and Gaia both knew they couldn't survive without a husband. They had one of the freed slave girls turn to trying to fuck a gladiator for protection, and he dumps her afterwards with a laugh. So she tries to turn traitor and ends up getting killed. The gladiatrix is just a novelty Ashur is using to stand out from the other lanistas. They will all hate him as being slave scum and want to kill him off.
>>215654374>No one actually said this was trueis that text in the screenshot not a line from the actual show?
>>215654470>within itthey are all equals in the arena because they never had any rights to begin with
>>215654511the quote is not about skill, it's about how she can die in the arena just like anyone?
>>215649362>>215649407>>215649570>>215653762>>215654284Fake outrage. Spartacus was a slop show designed to show as much blood and tits as possible. The historical authenticity was always marvel-tier. The only way they'll fuck it up is if they don't show her big black gazongas.
>>215654638>The historical authenticity was always marvel-tierBecause smoothbrains like you wouldn't watch otherwise. No one wants to watch some slow, plodding textbook reading on the screen. It's outrageous, I know, but people are watching tv to be entertained. And oh no, blood and tits? Those have never appeared in all of history!
>>215654823AI generated-ass contradicting rage-bait post.
should I watch spartacus, /tv/?
>"My name is Diversitus Equitas Inclusias.>Single mother to a kang. And I will have my reparations in this life or the next!">t. Youtube commentThe trailer got disliked to hell like Female Ghostbusters.
>>215655020yescome for the gratuitous sex and violencestay for John Hannah's scene chewing
>>215649362Im gonna watch 2 episodes, if there is no sex scenes Im droping it
>>215654638It will bomb because no one is starved of another girlboos sheboon
>>215655020Yes, but you must train into shape first before starting the series
>>215654298Claudia Black will be showing her tits and bush
>>215655208I have an 8 pack and bench 315 for reps already.
>>215649362Absolutely ready. Can't wait for them to replace her with a male stunt double. Since they already confirmed that 3 of the 5 stunt doubles are going to be male. One is going to be for explicit scenes. I laughed when I read this.
>>215654638This. It’s a show intended for children. People need to grow up and stop obsessing over this.
>>215655361>TV-MA rated show is intended for children. >t. retard
>>215649379poor chuddie, so tired xD
>>215649664>You can make a great movie about Spartacus and how he led the biggest slave revolt and fought mighty Rome and slept with decadent Roman matrons.Tourist, this is literally a “what-if” spin-off series of the Spartacus series. you stupid faggot
>>215654179at the time most of slaves in Italy were other Italians and few imported Celts, German'ics and few brown Africans.
>>215650954
>>215656003Get a cock out of your mouth, dumbfuck. The spin-off is about Ashur who got literally decapitated in Spartacus and the girlboss.
>>215655226>Claudia Black will be showing her CGI tits and bush
There is another gladiatrix LMAO.
No e of you had shit to say when they did it in Gladiator (2000)
>>215649362is that mr bean
Honestly I can see both sides of this On the one hand I'm sick of all the bipock girl boss bullshit. But as a historian it's not just complete bullshit, there were female gladiators, although they fought other women and not men generally. Also there were black slaves in Rome
>>215656221Thank God for that. Naked slave women fighting is totally my fetish, but I can't get it up for sheboons.
>>215654638having tits in the show does not have to equate to uncool premises. Clearly Spartacus was cool testosterone filled manly fighting. This is just limp.
>>215653762all your post does is prove that the disagreement with House of Ashur is not because of race or gender. The disagreement comes from the show not abiding with the taste of the show. As long as the casting is sensible to the setting, it is fine.
can't they just make an Amazonian show already so that they can be full girlboss but it is also about Amazonian Giantess with red hair?
>>215656323>historianNice larp nigger
maybe they're going to do a complete 360 and surprise us.
>>215656616The Amazons will be black queens.
>>215656728I'm thinking of giant tall red haired woman with eyepaint sitting on me.
>>215651569>Unfortunately its made in 2025i'm not trying to be pedantic but if it was they wouldn't be doing this, it was made in 2023-2024, a fair bit into the backlash against this kinda shit but still
>>215653634No, it's to makebsure there will be atleast some hype. If they didn't put Spartacus in the title it would be a 100% guaranteed instead of the 85% chance bomb it currently will be be
>>215649484Is that the "Roman nose" I've heard about on /pol/ or a different type of nose? It's difficult to say for sure
>>215656160Not a single woman in the original four seasons used cgi. She signed up knowing what the show is about. Stop making up bullshit to get upset about.
>>2156562614chan was founded in 2004This only shows that DEI niggers always existed
"I'm putting together a Crew. You in?"
>>215657932I like the new choice for doctore
"Hassan -- CHOP!"
>>215649407She has a good body
>>215656261>meme little bow and arrow from a chariot>clearly zero draw weight, doesn't even penetrate a shield>gets immediately mogged in hand to handWhat are you talking about Willis?
"Where the white wimmen at?"
>>215656261She didn't go toe to toe with a man gladiator, as an archer she was just for long range attacks
Great face on this one.
>>215651165You are wrong. Yes the casting took a huge hit when Andy died, but the supporting cast and story was fine, and it absolutely nailed the series finale, which almost no other show has been able to do. The new series will probably be terrible, but I'm willing it to give it one (1) episode because of the goodwill the original series.
>>215649654Joseph Goebbles explained this phenomenon almost a century ago
>>215652197No woman is going to sleep with you
>>215658063Ivana Baquero from Pan's Labyrinth is all grown up and filled up in all right places.
>>215655208Larping faggots
>>215649362Holy shit. Get your own fucking culture and history.
>>215654189Correct. Red hair is also acceptable.
>>215654189Black women can fight. That's why the only people on earth Black men are afraid of are their mad-as-fuck mommas.
>>215655113>48k people who liked the 2010 series
>>215656718If they don't, I'll do a 360 and walk away.
>>215649664its kinda funny to think about if these shows did the same thing with a african setting. Imagine making a series about tribal africa and you make the lead characters white lol. Or a show about Ancient china and you make some of the lead cast black.Thats basically what they are doing, but its okay because its europe the land of the white man. Its kinda funny to think how racist it is
>>215657932I like that Ashur is aping Batiatus' style at least. The new head gladiator looks okay. The other two not so much.
>>215658400Hollywood didn't get the memo that they don't have to push woke/idpol shit anymore with the pendulum swinging back. They also race-swap Asian history and mythology like making Yasuke a samurai. The Egyptians aren't happy with Hollywood making Cleopatra black.
>>215658213>That's why the only people on earth Black men are afraid of are their mad-as-fuck mommasI think it's the police Niggers fear the police anon
>>215657932they look like good guy superheroes.Ashur looks like Minecraft Steve.The Doctore looks like a wholesome Gandalf Chungus.This is not the tone of Spartacus.
>>215649362I'm a woman hear me ROOOAAAAARRRR!!!! There is something so fundamentally off putting about that face it's almost as bad as two men kissing
>>215649362Good thing woke is dead and we have politically neutral media like this now!
>>215656148learn to read, idiot
>>215659161it was obviously made in the woke era.perhaps they course corrected.
>>215659203Eat a dick and die from AIDS, retarded faggot.
>>215655226I request it presently.
>>215649362More like House Of Ashy
>>215659161There are redditors in this thread who try to portray this trash as not woke.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tApJ9ZxXc-Y
>>215649362>2025>still pushing woke garbageWhy? Surely they're losing money with this stuff.
Next HBO will redo Sopranos with a fat black trans woman
>>215654298>>215655226>>215656160People only watched the show for female nudityNo way there's gonna be any female nudity in the age of intimacy coordinators
>>215659734It has tits in the trailer.
>>215649362I'm just not going to watch anything that has women fighting in melee combat, unless they're 15 year old anime girls with fat arses.
>>215649664This movie has already been made more than once
>>215649362Frankly I don't mind this one. Hoping for some good femdom content.
>>215657106You literally have to be sub 80 IQ. Like, literally.
>>215659431Is black pussy ashy because I might have to eat some soon
>>215656616I'm hoping for Amazon queen love story with male captive which would be meShit I should get into acting actually
>>215660074Right. Hollywood stopped making reboots in the 2020s.
>>215649570why cant they just make normal fucking sandals? What is this shit?
