>has a dangerous pet dragon>has a dangerous pet griffin>has a dangerous 3-headed giant dog>has a dangerous man-sized spider and his offspring actually kills and eats humansWhy he isnt in Azkaban or suffer Dementor kiss penalty?
>>215649751He is out of reach for the manlet wizards
>>215649751You forgot one more>is a dangerous giantHis mother was basically a terrorist
>>215649751None of those are illegal and the spider ran away before it could become the giant monster we see in the second movie
>>215649751>Gamekeepers/animal Wranglers should be imprisoned
>>215649751Good morning sir
>>215649751>Why he isnt
>>215649751>Why he isnt in Azkaban or suffer Dementor kiss penalty?>has a dangerous pet dragon>has a dangerous pet griffin>has a dangerous 3-headed giant dog>has a dangerous man-sized spider and his offspring actually kills and eats humansAll the fucker has to do is whistle and he'd have the entire Forbidden Forest's worth of magical rape beasts to defend him, combined with the fact that he's at least slightly spell resistant.
>>215650074>>215650241He's muttmerican.
>>215650074>>215650241>>215650830Tbh, I'm in construction and therefore work a lot of immigrants, more than half of which don't know even decent English, and i honestly find myself talking like them half the time now, because I need to simplify my English for them, or just pick up their speaking habits and forget to turn it off when I'm with native born English speakers. So maybe OP just works in construction.
>>215650772Can these rape beasts cast patronus spell?
It's a book for gay kids. Fags like Harry Potter.
>>215649751>>215650074>>215650241I knew this pajeet that keeps spamming shill harry potter threads would slip up one day
>>215651184I'm a tradesman that deals with brownies all the time. Turn that shit off or else look like the fool you are.
>>215649777FPBP
>>215651184OP we know you're a pajeet
>>215651226Is it a book for gay kids? Or a book to turn kids gay? After I read Harry Potter for the first time, I found myself with an inexplicable hunger for dong and man ass. Of course, I wasn't a kid. This was like 4 days ago. But still.
>>215651277i don't know I'm just fucking around, still drunk from yesterday. When it came out it the conservatives didn't like it because it was for the devil or something
>>215649751>pet dragon>pet griffin>pet 3-headed giant dog>pet cow-sized spiderwhat was his secret? buck breaking those creatures with his giant half-giant dick?
