Any realistic movies about what it's like to live alone past the age of ~35?Looking for something which portrays the life of a bachelor without making it dramatic or offering some kind of unrealistic plot twist.
you want a documentary on the uneventful life of an average middle-aged man?
>>215650428the book i am legend
I'm 41, I wake up, masturbate, go to work, come home and repeat.This is it.
>>215650428I am a single male at 45Probably autisticI have 4 friendsI spend weekends with a friend and his gf playing tabletop gamesMost free time I shitpost on 4chanFor sex I use hookers, trans hookers and methI am addicted to stimulantsOnce a year I travel to Thailand for holidaysDuring Christmas I have time to play some games on computer $30,000 in debt.
>>215650428
Just get a cat
>fall for the marriage meme>wife divorces you, kids hate you>now half of your paycheck is going towards a woman who doesn't even love you anymore
>fall for the soulmate meme>no longer feel lonely>life has purpose and meaning>experience true happiness
>>215651708what lead to this?
>>215652049Being raped as a kid. Helicopter parents, too, but mostly the rape.
>>215652135Quit walking around with raped face. If you wipe that look off your face people won't be so put off by you and you might actually get some pussy.
>>215651937Purpose, meaning, and true happiness don’t sound like they’re worth the risk
>>215651764>Once a year I travel to Thailand for holidaysyou fuck kids when you're there, don't you? Since you already specified you fuck both whores and tranny whores where you live, there's gotta be a reason you go to thailand and it ain't the ladyboys.
>>215652166Just point me to a suicide booth, broccoli top.
I am glad many of you lonely people are in pain since there is also a high chance you are the same losers that spam coomer threads
>>215650428brother who looks like a chunky version of Russel brand managed to find a unironic nice trad woman from a church dating app and they're already discussing marriage and kids. you fucking idiots, if you really wanted a woman and a future, you would have had one by now
>>215652417I would be on the apps if I could get a decent picture of me, but that's impossible, because I am me.
Getting married is like having a girlfriend except you now have to pay her off to get rid of her
>>215652478brother has acne scars, fucked teeth, bad haircut, and bad plaque breath. yet he's had 6 women in his life cause he just doesn't think. the kinda guy who wears a shit ugky fuck mickey mouse hat cause one girl told him it was kinda nice. free your neurotic mind like him
I'm 32 and live with my mother. I literally dream of living alone, but I live in one of the worst housing market cities in the world, and I sure as fuck don't want to live in a sharehouse with some normies
>>215652417god people like you are so fucking insufferable. I know a guy!!!! Wow bro, you really solved it all.
>>215652603>NOOO IM JUST UNDESIRABLE OK???retard. RETARD
>>215652546I want hot young women though
How are you going to feel on your death bed when you realize your chances at living a happy life are REALLY over, for eternity? Even at 35 you can find a fat single mom who will love you like she loves chocolate cake, and you can learn to find happiness in the smile of a child who isn’t your own.
>>215652135>helicopter parents>kid gets raped
>>215652675death is the sweet release from the prison we call life I welcome the next world with open arms
>>215652135get over it. Don't let others bring you down and ruin your life. This is partly on you being weak
>>215652478>>215652617>>215652675Quit being fucking miserable all the time. You fucking people all sound like mopey bitches that act like assholes whenever someone tries to be courteous to you and you act like it's everyone else's fault you're a piece of shit. Wake the fuck up, take a shower, fucking SMILE, talk to people, listen to them, make them laugh, stop treating every fucking social interaction like a transaction where you're owed ANYTHING. It's the same shit everyone learned to do as kids before you let some retarded grifter put shit in your head about dominating people and only getting shit you want. There's always going to be shit people that take advantage but you gotta grow the fuck up and just not let those people dominate your life. I promise you, the majority of people in the world are not out to get you, just quit being a bitch and pretending every slight is a mortal wound and eventually you learn to live and let live. Or don't, you get what you fucking deserve.
>>215650428basically all Im going to do the rest of the year is work and go home. weathers getting shitty, I dont live near friends or family, Im too tired to go anywhere besides work. and its not going to get any easier: already in my late 30's and the best parts of life are already way behind me. Im not going to do some magic second act that makes everything worth it, completely unrealistic.
the Peter sketches from Fist of Fun.or Dee Dee from Limmy's Show.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YfRbNipdOg
>>215652364Jessie Buckley has a big sexy mouth.
>>215652135>Something happened to me several decades ago and I have let it dictate my life every day since thenYou're a fucking retard dude
>>215652603this
>>215652675not falling for it
>>215652135who raped you and how did it feel?
>>215650428You're probably memeing but what the hell would that even involve? It would be like the 40 year old virgin but he wouldn't actually make friends and have sex. It would just be the first 15 minutes on a loop
>>215652931you could just show them doing whatever their job is. thats what most stories start out with anyways
>>215652675Who tf cares about Iiving when you're literally about to die
>>215652135I am sorry anon
>>215652135>Blaming other people for his problems Literally bitch behaviour
>>215653097oh, like how you blame the jews for every single problem. that type of bitch behavior
>>215652252He wiped the drives after this one kek
>>215653178When did he mention jews?
>>215652135kek what a raped bitch (KWAB)
>>215653077Thanks Anon, I was never functional or ok since but there were small moments of contentment.This interaction is now counted among them.
>>215652743tl;dr also projecting
>>215650428Perfect DaysI find beauty in the world and contentment in the experiences I have. If you are in your 30s find a Latina Mami from Argentina, Brazil, etc. don't give up until you're like 40. If you're 40 just focus on saving money then buy a small cabin on the outskirts of a town or national forest. Become a park ranger or local handyman. Enjoy life. Read, create art. Not a bad life, just some bad days.
>>215652734Free will isn't real lil broYou're just the product of causes. Someone who had an upbringing like that is vastly less likely to lead a happy life than someone who didn't
>>215652252Not really, I was engaged with a ladyboy for a while and I visit there to chill with her familyI used to get fucked by ladyboys but moved on to Brazilian trannies.I preferred muscled,fit escorts, not anything childish.
>>215652135Jokes aside- nah who am I kidding get raped lmaoJokes aside, you won't get any support on this message board for loosers, if can talk to a psychologist - without taking his prescriptions.
>>215650428>spend several years going out every night partying from ~16-19>absolutely destroy any confidence I previously had in the process>decide to not do it any more, dedicate myself to just working/working out for several year ~20-24>any confidence I was hoping to regain shit on by people that take the piss for not having any social life>go hardcore on cocaine, alcohol and fucking pussy left right and centre to the point I end up in hospital ~24-29>vitality now drained because of some stupid frustration harboured from youth on something that didn't even bring me any happiness or gratitude>now doomed to live on the mortal plane of normies when I could've been a wizard happy with my autistic hobbiesnone of this will help but maybe it'll stir some anon clear of destroying their life in the pursuit of pussy like it's some be all end all.
>>215654723you type like a retard so you deserve everything bad that happened to you
>>215654744checked and fair enough
>>215652979Most stories are also supposed to have the protag or those around him going against the odds and coming off betterIf you're alone that old realistically it's just over, that's no good story
>>215652417Russel brand isn’t bad looking, though
>what if you were a loser who sucks and fails at everything and your life is just a continuous humiliation ritual with no point or lesson or hopeI've got just the kino for you
>>215652743Faggot
30 years old and I’ve never had a single gf or kids. Only ever fucked a hooker. I get so angry and sad every day now but girls just don’t like me
>>215652364Yeah I guess the key is to film it as surreal and magical when in reality (in canon) its just an aging loser who wasted his life and now his mind doesn't even obey him anymore
>>215654979*kiss, goddamn it.
FUCJ YOU
>>215652135Now you think because you got raped you know about the ugly side of life, but you don't. You've never tasted desperate. You're Bruce Wayne, the prince of Gotham, you'd have to go a thousand miles to meet someone who didn't know your name. So don't come down here with your anger, trying to prove something to yourself. This is a world you don't understand. And you always fear what you don't understand.
I fucking hate everyone fuck this faggot earth shit needs to be burned down asap
>>215652252Doesnt it concern you that you are always, ALWAYS thinking about kid fucking? Get help anon.
>>215651764>I travel to Thailandhttps://youtu.be/ctDjnG8J9cY?si=qrcJzDGGcLb9LTMZAs for OP, a lot of family comedies are pretty close to how middle age working dude life plays out. Sure the events in the get hyped up like a retelling of a fishing story but the basics are the same. Like Hank in King of the Hill is working dude average. Dan on Roseanne show, same thing
>>215655329>live alone >family comedies
>>215651796These are jews popularizing misery and parasocial masturbatory "relationships" for White men.
>>215655163Unironic kek, thanks Falcone.
Heat
>>215654723similar. sex is not love anons
I just want to live a peaceful life, that's all.I'm just tired of worries and responsibilities.
The problem with losers is they become attached to the vision of themselves as losers. So they will never engage in the process of self-improvement, because it necessitates more work then they are comfortable with, as much time practicing as they spent deteriorating, and it has a chance of failure. They just skip to the self-imposed failure.At a certain point, the hell is you.
>>215656860thanks for input, winner
I have a nothing security guard job... But my little studio apartment allows me to save a little. Early 30s .. 30k savings. Good credit, no debt. Own my car.. But all the people I went to high school with or married with kids and well into their career.... They all seem so happy on Instagram lol. I have no gf. No family. I'm a 5/10-to 6/10 and go on a tinder/match (nobody answers me on hinge ) date every other month but can never find anything serious... obviously. Since I don't have friends, I don't meet women naturally. Cold approaching simply doesn't work for me. Actually super lonely and I spend my days like Marty. I should probably go to school and find a proper career but I'm afraid to put myself in debtMaybe I'll get lucky and meet a true loser gf on match one of these days
>>215656910Not a winner but I'm working on it.
>>215652135I'm sorry, bro, I hope you'll find peace in your life
>>215656860nothing insightful here. for decades i've been afraid to meet new people because i'm certain they'll stab me in the back and hurt me. really the only person who hurts me is myself.
>>215657824And how do you know if you didn't meet them? I've met them and they've stabbed me in the back and hurt me.
>>215657396>They all seem so happy on Instagram lolonly truly mentally ill and broken people would post the sad parts of their lives on instagram in their early 30s
>>215657396Sorry things are going badly for you. At least you're in an OK place financially which most aren't. But stop checking their social media. Block the URLs if you have to, it is crushing whatever parts of your soul are left. I hope you get a nice girlfriend one day.
>>215652135half of the people replying to this don't know what it's like to be raped, they're basically npcs who lack complete theory of mind
>>215658068just get over it bro, it's the only realistic option or advice there is
>>215658068>you were never raped?>fuckin NPC
>>215650428Is the grass greener on the other side? I don’t know who to trust.https://youtu.be/Cd01xK5fBbM
>>215658068all the people replying are zoomers who are getting baited very badly.
