>I'm gonna make a show>With my name on it>Where I'm gonna be the cool guy>Who wears designer clothes>And gets all the hot girls.>It's gonna be a comedy>And I'll be funny than the female lead>Who secretly wants to fuck me of course>I will fuck her of course>My show will be propped up by every other male character>Who is less attractive than me of course
>>215650734>and I’m going to fuck a 17 year old girl on the side>who looks like me, of course
Yeah we get it, he's Jewish.
>>21565076817 is legal
Seinfeld is good. Elaine is horrible in the last season btwCostanza rules.
And will back Israel no matter how heinous their crimes.
>>215650734Yeah that's right.
>>215650734Everyone knows he was the worst part of the show, he gets one up'd by every one of his co-stars, even one-off characters like bookman are more memorable them him>hurr but the writingIt's Larry David mostly, not Seinfeld.
>>215650734I never understood why Seinfeld was such a huge success. It's just neurotic jews.
>>215652438Na he was better than julia. Julia was interchangeable with any half decent female actress. Jerry wasn't really replaceable.
>>215652438youre wrong>>215652456youre wrong
Best sitcom of all time. No question.
>>215652502>he was better than a womanOooff lad, not the flex you think it is>>215652532Post your favorite Jerry moment.
>>215652408Of course
>>215650734wouldn't you do the same?
>>215650768>who looks like me, of courseI don't remember Jerry Seinfeld having huge tits.
>>215652502Julia Louis Dreyfus is a very talented comedic actress. She's a lot better than Jerry.
>>215652408Obviously.
all it takes baby
>>215650734Kramer is probably considered more attractive. Facewise he's only slightly uglier, but he's significantly taller and has a wild attitude.
>>215652648>Post your favorite Jerry moment.well there's so many...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjlW3QCR8Rghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ik4qJBoPkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T2GmGSNvaM
>>215652634Arguably the best show of all time period. Comedy is much harder than drama.
>>215650734He takes a brunt of the jokes and gives the spotlight to everyone else. For being call seinfeld he's pretty cool about that
I really hate jews
>>215650734>Where I'm gonna be the cool guyThey were all dorks.
>>215653175Jerry was regularly the one above it all when the others did silly shit.
>>215650734He did something right since people are still watching and discussing his show almost 40 years later.
>>215650734>>I'm gonna make a show>>With my name on itThe show is not called Larry David tho.>>215652456>It's just neurotic jews.Americans love this shit. He made 2 shows with this exact same premise and they were both huge hits.
>>215653602larry david is so fuckin overrated
>>215653079https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JSDojqu4FWw
>>My show will be propped up by every other male character>>Who is less attractive than me of courseKramer mogs him and George is /fa/
>Why won't she be mine? I wish I were more attractive, like Jerry...
>>215653079
>gets mogged by kramer and costanza in every single episodetheyre the best part of the show
>>215654248Which LOTR character is this?
>>215652408Nazi Chuds literally cannot keep Israel, the shining beacon of the middle east, out of their pea sized brains.
I really like these cookies even though they're Jewish but I make sure to never mix the black and white sides when I take a bite.
>>215652408how exactly is waging war against muslims are crime, lol
>>215650768>I'm going to legally fuck a woman above the age of consentWhat a monster!
>>215654400These are Jewish in origin? Fuck.
>>215654416>>215654378saaaar
>>215654506>The black-and-white cookie is commonly traced to Glaser's Bake Shop in the Yorkville neighborhood of Manhattan, founded in 1902 by Bavarian immigrants.[note 1] The black-and-white cookie was among the original recipes used by Glaser's Bake Shop.[5]>By the post-war period, black-and-white cookies had become part of American Ashkenazi Jewish culinary repertoire, deeply rooted in the Jewish communities of New York City and elsewhere around the United States.[6][7] The cookies are a fixture at many Metro New York Jewish bakeries, including Moishe's Bake Shop[1] and William Greenberg's Desserts.
>>215654400They're mixing in your gut no matter what you do.
>>215650734The funny thing is in the early seasons Jerry is portrayed as kind of a struggling comedian who has yet to make it big, but then right around season 4 he's suddenly this world-famous star and the show never really acknowledges the change
>>215653878>George is /fa/I agree, but a while ago I watched a few episodes with commnentary from LD and Seinfeld and was surprised to hear them say how ugly and obviously dated the outfits were. Also that the Soup Nazi was allegedly based on a guy IRL that had a soup place with the same attitude and menu.
>>215650734>Make show where its mainly about you>Get outshine by every other main characterI love Seinfeld, but is Jerry anyone favorite character?
Even George had girlfriends frequently. How did they do it?
Kramer and Costanza carry this entire show hard. Elaine and Jerry are both insufferable pieces of shit.
>>215650734It'd probably be easier to list sitcoms that aren't like that. Every one of them has a guy either dating or married to hot women way out of their league, and each one of them is outshined by the wacky side characters.
>>215650734>The show is going to be punctuated by clips of my actual stand up routines>accompanied by Jewish beat boxing of course
>>2156559491990s NYC was a bit more high trust and homogenous than today. You could actually talk to a woman on the street and she wouldn't try filming you or scream rape. Listen to stories about boomer and Gen X dating. If you looked nice and took care of yourself, that's usually all it took to find a partner.
