Stealing this from /co/, someone's seen it and it sounds like shit.>movie opens with a flashback explaining how Nick and Judy defeated Bellwether and how it's been several months since, the new mayor is a buff Patrick Warburton horse who used to be an action film star>Zootopia is preparing for its centennial celebration, with a gala being thrown by the richest family in town, the Lynxleys>we rejoin Nick and Judy as they are undercover, acting as a husband and wife, with Finnick as their baby>they are trying to intercept an anteater voiced by John Leguizamo who is smuggling catnip, they initially seem to be doing well thanks to Nick's silver tongue but then Judy fucks up picking the lock and exposes them>highly destructive car chase ensues which leads to the mayor's new statue being broken, several ZPD officers to be injured, and credit for the smugglers' arrest going to two asshole zebra officers, the 'Zebros'>Bogo chews out Judy and Nick, calling them one-hit wonders and saying if they fuck up again he will split them up, then orders them to attend counselling>therapy session plays out as in the trailers, just stupid joke after stupid joke, nothing constructive achieved apart from giving Judy and Nick more ammo to hate their jobs
>after the session, Judy and Nick have a drink together and discuss whether they're even good partners at all, in the process we meet a nerdy little mole dude named Paul who works in IT, he's a stereotype of every IT guy cliché you can name>Judy and Nick say bye and go back home to watch TV, Judy's apartment is well kept but Nick is a bum who eats peanut butter straight from the jar and never cleans>Judy has a phone call with her parents who have seen the news report about the car chase and say she could come home (again) but she hangs up on them, this is about the extent of these characters' contribution to the plot>on the news, Judy hears that the centennial gala will have on display the book containing the original patent for the weather walls that power Zootopia>allegedly these walls were invented by Milton Lynxley, leader of the lynx family, and the book was protected from a snake that tried to steal it many years ago; supposedly this snake murdered the tortoise housemaid of the Lynxleys to try and get the book, as a result all reptiles were shunned from Zootopia and have not been seen in the city in decades>Judy compares the anteater's van with the catering van going into the gala and sees it's the same one, she cartoon-teleports to Nick's flat and says they should investigate since she found snakeskin in the van>he says no, but she strongarms him and they drive to the party in Judy's shitty old meter maid cart>at the gala they put swanky outfits on and Nick is quite obviously taken with Judy in her yellow gown but he plays it off>Nick is sent to check out the Lynxley book, which is on display, while Judy dodges Bogo and chats up Pawbert, the awkward nerdy son of the Lynxley family, it is evident his father and brother and sister don't respect him at all and they shove him off the stage>Bogo catches Nick and in the chaos a snake appears on stage and steals the book, sending the crowd into a frenzy
>the snake also kidnaps Milton and drags him to an eye scanner and forces him to open it, inside is a model showing that as part of the centennial the Lynxleys intend to expand Tundratown>Judy catches up with them and the snake claims the lynxes are the true killers and snakes are not bad guys, but before he can elaborate Nick knocks him out with a Rapunzel-esque frying pan smack>Milton demands the book from Judy and orders his children to kill the snake and burn the evidence, Judy senses something is not right and makes a break for it>at the same time the snake wakes up, Bogo enters the room and the snake, disoriented, fangs him and he goes down, poisoned>his second in command, female Captain Hogbottom, sees this and from her POV it looks like Judy and Nick just killed Bogo, she orders the ZPD to turn on them>they flee, the snake gets away on a motorbike driven by a cloaked figure, and make it as far as the outskirts of the estate before they are bundled into the back of a limo by Mr. Big's henchmen>we now discover that the horse mayor is under the thumb of the lynxes and has been intimidated into being their puppet, he reports back to them about Nick and Judy's whereabouts throughout the film, otherwise a pointless character
>back at Mr. Big's mansion we find that his business has now been converted into a fashion company by Fru Fru and he now spends all his time doting on little Judith, his granddaughter>Mr. Big arranges for new identities and new clothing for Nick and Judy, advising them to skip town because the lynxes now want them dead, Nick agrees but Judy insists they continue to investigate, by now this is clearly annoying Nick>Mr. Big says they should talk to someone who knows Marsh Market, a ghettolike area of Zootopia, because this is where reptiles were last seen, so Judy hits up Nibbles, a beaver podcaster she follows online who talks about conspiracy theories, to drive them there>this character is going to make or break the film for people, she is very irritating and is in 80% of the remainder of the story and does not stop talking>we get a tour of Marsh Market, you've seen all this in the trailers, everyone there is an annoying hick>Nick and Judy hitch a ride on a walrus to an old sunken steamer where the reptiles hang out, the door is behind a giant turtle shell>inside it's super seedy, Nick gets hit on by assorted lizards and Nick and Judy are made to eat grubs as a hazing ritual>a lizard named Jesus (yes, really) sits them down and analyzes the book, he says there is a page missing and also explains that there is a secret message hidden in the metal cover only snakes will be able to see when it is heated>he also says the centennial expansion will lead to Marsh Market being frozen and bulldozed to make room for more Tundratown, so the reptiles will be further displaced (ARE YOU PICKING UP ON THE SUBTLE ALLEGORY YET)>the snake shows up again and steals the book, Judy and Nick chase him across the market and into the water tubes, a fun chase sequence ensues but Judy almost drowns so Nick grabs her and diverts them out an escape valve>Nick almost gives Judy mouth to mouth but she spits up the water just in time, coward animators
>they are now stuck at the bottom of a big mountain in goat territory, two very gay-coded goats come down the hill and explain there is an old lodge at the peak where reptiles used to hang out>Judy and Nick scale the mountain, bickering the whole time, and in the process Judy's old carrot pen, which she had gifted to Nick to symbolize their friendship, falls and smashes>they give each other the silent treatment until they reach the lodge, inside are the remains of reptiles and newspaper clippings that suggest there used to be a dedicated reptile district called Reptile Ravine but the lynxes memoryholed it>about this time, they realize the lodge is rotten and it starts to split apart, the ZPD arrive and try again to capture them with tranq darts, Nick and Judy end up on opposite sides of the split>the snake and Pawbert (he was the cloaked driver) arrive and rescue Judy as Nick is taken into custody, a dart hits her just as they haul her out and she passes out, they drive her away to a desert hideout in the dunes where ostracized animals live>the snake, who finally introduces himself as Gary, says he had arranged the anteater to smuggle him into the gala so he could take the book back to prove his family's innocence, apparently it was his grandma Agnes that was accused of killing the tortoise maid>Agnes was the true founder of Zootopia but did not have the funds, so she turned to the lynxes to be investors and at the last moment they tore out her patent from the book and framed her for murder>Reptile Ravine is now buried under Tundratown, hence why Milton wants to keep expanding it>Pawbert says he knows what his family is doing is wrong and wants to help expose them (yeah we can see where this shit is going)>Gary heats the journal by the fire and to his eyes it reveals a map pinpointing where they need to go
>the three make a plan that they will sneak into the control room and disable Tundratown's climate wall so Gary can survive there long enough to locate Reptile Ravine>meanwhile Nick is being hauled to prison, Bellwether's scene here from the leaks has been swapped for Nick chatting to Nibbles instead about his insecurities, he says he is afraid to lose Judy because "foxes are usually solitary creatures">Nibbles gives him a pep talk and chews them loose from the prison transport, they take out the driver and swerve the van back towards where Judy is>in doing so they accidentally crack open the prison wall and here we get Bellwether's cameo, she and some other criminals escape never to be seen again, presumably to be addressed in Zootopia 3, those moneygrubbing fuckers>we now get an unfunny Star Wars reference where Nick bullshits his way through a radio conversation with Hogbottom to pinpoint Judy's location, they hitch a ride with Flash the sloth in his stupidly fast car to get there quicker>an even more unfunny sequence now happens where Nick phones Clawhauser and gets him to hack Paul the mole's computer to disable the ZPD's comms, this is excruciating and goes on for far too long and is ultimately pointless>Hogbottom gets in position to tranq Judy as she goes for the Tundratown weather controls but Milton, via the mayor, gets on her comms and orders her to switch to a kill instead>she reluctantly switches her gun to kill but at the last second Flash's car pulls up and deflects the bullet, Judy and her team make it to the Tundratown control room and successfully disable the snow blowers>but UH-OH, in doing so they reroute heat to the part where Nick and Nibbles are, Nick almost burns alive and for a second it looks like Nibbles has abandoned him but she chews back through and saves him just in time
>Gary is now able to see where the entrance to Reptile Ravine is buried, but UH-OH again, Pawbert stabs Judy with venom! He was evil all along and just wants to make his father proud, don't you love shitty Disney twist villains (they even have Judy here say "this seems too easy, in these stories there's usually a twist villain," the smarmy cunts)>Pawbert also takes out Nibbles with venom and chucks Gary into the snow so he is paralyzed, he then confronts Nick on the roof>Gary barely manages to communicate to Nick that they will need the antivenom in Gary's bag, which is currently dangling off the cliff edge>Pawbert and Nick battle for the antivenom, and Nick is prepared to sacrifice himself for Judy by shattering the ice so he and Pawbert fall, he is able to drop the bag down to Gary>the ZPD arrive and Gary fends them off long enough to cure Judy and then Nibbles, Judy saves Nick from going over the cliff but Pawbert falls>now we get THAT fucking "bridge scene", actually it's on the roof of the control room. no they don't kiss, no they don't propose, no they don't confess feelings, they just get all mushy and overshare about their emotional insecurities and then hug, get FUCKED shippers, Disney HATES you>after this Nibbles observes that Pawbert is somehow still alive and is heading back to the Lynxley estate, they give chase>Pawbert explains the plan (to find the remaining evidence of the patent and destroy it) to his dad, but Milton is not impressed, he beats the shit out of him and this is all witnessed by the horse mayor who we can tell now has a change of heart>Judy and Nick arrive and Milton changes his mind, tells Pawbert to go to the Reptile Ravine and carry out the plan. Pawbert is thrilled, Judy and Nick give chase on a hotwired snowmobile while Gary and Nibbles and the reformed mayor battle the other lynxes back at the manor>Milton begins the expansion and Marsh Market begins to freeze over, noooo not the heckin annoying hicks!
>Pawbert opens the ravine but before he can go in, Judy and Nick fight him, actually quite a brutal fight scene that ends with him throttling the pair, one in each hand>Gary and Nibbles arrive to help and they finally pummel Pawbert into the dirt and descend into the ravine, actually quite a haunting scene as we see all the old streets and houses preserved exactly as they were when the reptiles left>inside their old residence, Gary finds a jewellery box left by his grandma, inside is the patent torn out from the book, it turns out Agnes was able to rescue the page from the Lynxley's bin before she got taken away>from there you know the drill of how this ends surely, the lynxes are exposed and arrested, the statues of the lynxes are torn down, and statues of the immigrant snake family are put up instead. The reptiles come out of their hidden ghetto and re-integrate into Zootopia>Bogo is cured with antivenom and begrudgingly rehires Nick and Judy and acknowledges their worth, kind of like he did in the first movie except he's doing it again?>Nick fixes the carrot pen and re-gifts it to Judy with a platonic "I love ya, partner," shippers on suicide watch>Judy's family come to visit her and they play happily with the snakes, while the snakes presumably try to ignore how appetizing they all look>movie ends with Judy literally saying "time for our next case!", you'd better believe Iger is shitting out Zootopia 3 as we speak>no, Bellwether's escape is still not addressed in any credit scenes
>>215650815>>215650834As long as they don't turn the rabbt into a dyke then that's okay. I don't think the fag goats belong in a children's movie either
no way you needed this much text for a kids movie plot
>>215651290It's fairly complex, there are like 5 different subplots going on
Not reading all that but does the fox fuck her?
>>215651889Nope, platonic
>>215650735>characters get into wacky shenanigans>some drama is involvedLiterally the plot of every kids movie ever made.
I lost interest 2 posts in
>>215650764Damn I lost interest right here.
>>215652157There's a difference between a well-made kid's film and a popcorn-tier one, Emmerich
>>215650764>at the same time the snake wakes up, Bogo enters the room and the snake, disoriented, fangs him and he goes down, poisonedReptiles good boys, they din do nuffin
>>215652487It's odd how they're sanitizing mammals exclusively. I wonder if Disney endorses the organized hunting of endangered lions
>>215652543uhhh it's the exact opposite buddy, mammals are the ones living in furry privilege and oppressing the scalies. They didn't have a clear enough political message in the first movie with the whole predator/prey thing, but they do now.
Wow /co/ doesn't mess around huh, holy autism
>>215652587You were participating in lion hunts, weren't youThis is more because the writers take offense to the hunting of pythons in the Florida Everglades
>>215652112I will firebomb disney's headquarters in minecraft for such insolence, allah willing
>>215650735Nigger you must be insane if you think I give a enough of a shit to read all of that, hell it was a 50/50 that I even bothered opening in this thread. Fuck off back to /co/
>>215652447there hasn't been a well made kid's film in 20 years
if the scalies are supposed to be an analogy for spics then why do they speak English and not some lizard language
>>215652833Wild Robot? The Lego Movie? Toy Story 3? All of WDAS' 2010s output? Book of Life? etc.
I got to the point where the reptiles were the REAL founders and they had a REAL patent for the REAL weather machine and the bad people took it and claimed everything in their name. How fucking droll, my expectations were subverted and I had no expectations at all.
yeah im not reading all that, quit bfore finishing paragraph 2. i'll just watch it with my kids, like the rest of you
>>215653099>Daddy, is it true that snakes (black people) built everything in America and mammals (white people) stole it?
>>215653131>and then everyone in the theater clapped
>>215653131>>215650834>>215650815>>215650799>>215650790>>215650777>>215650764>>215650742>>215650735Wait as snakes black people or jew people? Someone go to /co/ to ask them because I’m not going to that nuclear wasteland.
>>215653131Black were dinos
>>215653435they're whatever minority you want them to be but you're probably supposed to see them as mehicans
Not reading all that shit, can someone tl;dr what sounds so bad about it?
>>215653503the whole concept is wasted on lazy writing just like the last one
that doesn't sound too bad apart from sequel baiting why am i supposed to hate it again?
>215653764>you share a board with these people
>>215653781you're the one obsessing over cartoon made for children
>>215653503Maybe some half-assed reptiles/we wuz kangs/natives parallels but only if your brain is terminally rotted by /pol/. Seems to me the OP is mostly a retarded shipper butthurt because his fav couple is not canon yet.
>>215653941If you think this wasn't their sincere intent you are a moron.
So who’s the hooded guy from the trailer? Also seems like this movie is just retarded chasing and boring action.
>>215654342It was made exclusively for the Chinese
>>215653503It’s literally the first movie again.
>>215654251Lay off the /pol/ fumes. It will be like the previous movie where everyone can read the "message" they want from it. I for one I'm happy it's a old school Disney story and not something gay where the only villain is generational trauma, again.
>>215653823good morning
>>215653503It appears to be a bloated, unfocused rehash of the original, overloaded with subplots—relationship drama, corruption, conspiracy, and comic filler—without thematic cohesion or meaningful development. It recycles the first film’s shallow moral arc with new stand-ins, offering even less restraint in its delivery. The tone veers wildly between slapstick and grim melodrama, while the characters stagnate or regress, serving mainly as callbacks or caricatures. Events hinge on coincidences and forced twists rather than logical cause and effect, stretching an already overlong story into narrative exhaustion. Its social allegory is blunt and didactic, doubling down on the first film’s lack of subtlety rather than evolving it. The result is an overwrought sequel that mistakes clutter for complexity and ends without resolution, insight, or emotional weight.
>>215654983This. Instead of predators dindu nuffin, it's now reptiles dindu nuffin and once again the plot to keep them down was all done by a racist elite to maintain political power
>>215654412What alternate reading of this story even is there, apart from 'natives good, rich people bad'?
>>215654983>It appears to be.......thanks chatgpt saar
>>215655821>in doing so they accidentally crack open the prison wall and here we get Bellwether's cameo, she and some other criminals escape never to be seen again, presumably to be addressed in Zootopia 3, those moneygrubbing fuckersBellwether's escape is literally shoehorned in because she appears as the surprise villain in the new Zootopia theme park show. The entire thing just feels like some last minute thing they had to force in because some executive needed there to be a connection between the two.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2rEWTC70dY&t=422s
>>215655999Meant to reply to>>215650799
>>215655821What about white replacement? The lynxes using their $$$ power to jew out the snakes from the thing they invented, painting them as the evil, literally toxic ones and then using mass immigration of all kinds of diverse species to replace them.irl, natives didn't actually build anything that was then appropriated by whites.
>>215653435They are demons, the entire movie is an "acksually the devil made paradise" bullshit
>>215655979you can get a few good (You)s out of Chatposting now because the board is mostly bots and jeetstry it out, it's fun
Gotta love npc cattle on both 4chan and real life that refused to watch The Bad Guys but will flock to watch this when its the same furry movie just Disney flavored.
>>215651889Judy couldn't handle the knot.
>>215655250>once again the plot to keep them down was all done by a racist elite to maintain political powerDamn, it's just like real life, deep.
>>215652596At least the people from /co/ know how to read
Why do films for not children try to have plots
>>215656467don't worry, i find every furfag goon cartoon equally repellent and refuse to watch any of them
>>215657342Holy ESL Batman
>>215656467What about Sing?
So are the Lynx family supposed to be like a wealthy Israeli Jewish family? Y’know,the ones that ‘founded’ Israel in the 40’s and built desalination pumps and claim to have turned Israel from an inhospitable desert to a thriving country and therefore have the ‘right’ to do whatever they want?
>>215658412God man Judy is so hot
>>215650735>N-NI-NICK...P-P-P-PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHAFT A-A-AND BALLS WHILE YOU F-F-FUCK MY DAUGHTER RAW!! NICK!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU CREAMPIE MY DAUGHTER!! PLEASE!! MY DAUGHTER!! NOW!! YES NICK PLEASE FART IN MY FACE OH! AND I COLLECTED JARS OF JUDY'S DISCHARGE FOR YOU TO DRINK NICK ONLY FOR YOU PLEASE BREAK MY DAUGHTER IN HALF WITH YOUR DICK NICK!! NICK PLEASE FUCK MY ANUS HOLE WITH YOUR MASSIVE DICK!! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK MY DAUGHTER!! AND MY WIFE!!! NICK! FILL ME WITH YOUR LOVE AND INFLATE MY BELLY WITH YOUR SUPERIOR PRED CUM!!! NICK PLEASE KISS ME! NICK-SAMA LET ME SUCK YOUR ALPHA FOX COCK AND SPIT YOUR LOAD INTO MY DAUGHTER'S PUSSY!!! NICK... I LOVE YOU NICK !! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU NICK-SAMA JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL FUCK ME AND MY DAUGHTER AND MY WIFE EVERY DAY!!! NICK!!! USE YOUR SHARP PRED TEETH TO REMOVE MY MICRODICK AND ATTACH IT TO YOU NEXT TO YOUR SUPERIOR PREDATOR FOX COCK SO YOU CAN FUCK ME AND MY DAUGHTER AT THE SAME TIME!! NICK!!!! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH MY OWN COCK !!!... PLEASE POOP ON JUDY! NICK YOUR HAIRY ANUS IS SO MANLY IM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO KISS IT!!! *SLURP* *SLURP* MMMM GOD SWEAT SO MUSKY I CANT THINK...!! I NEED HYBRID GRANDSONS NOW PLEASE FUCK MY DAUGHTER... NICK! GET THE POLAR BEAR MOBSTERS TO USE THEIR BBCS AGAIN!!! MAKE THEM CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION TO MY LIMBS SO THEY DIE AND FALL OFF AND I BECOME NICKS ONAHOLE FOR LIFE UNABLE TO FIGHT EVER AGAIN!!! NICK!!! ALL I WANT IS TO BE FUCKED BY NICK EVERY SINGLE DAY AND FILLED WITH CUM UNTIL I DIE AND POOP THE CUM INTO MY DAUGHTER!!! NICK! PLEASE PISS ON ME I AM YOUR TOILET LOW CLASS RABBIT MEAT TOILET BORN TO DRINK PISS!!! YOUR BUNNY PISS NICK!!!!! NICK PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER YOU EAT PAWSICLES AND SHIT!!! NICK! JUDY SAYS I CANT TAKE THIS BUTTPLUG OUT FOR ANYONE EXCEPT HER STRAP ON BUT I NEED YOU SO BAD!!! PLEASE PULL THE PLUG OUT AND STUFF ME WITH YOUR BIG MANLY FOX ROD!!!! NICK!! MY PATHETIC INFERIOR RABBIT SISSY COCK NEEDS PUNISHMENT!! YABBA DABBA DOO
>>215659952kys
>>215660004>t. Worse man
