>I question the educational value of this assembly.>Hey, it'll be one of their few pleasant memories when they're pumping gas for a living.
He's a perfectly cromulant janny.
i had maybe one teacher in all of my school experience i'd consider helpful. the rest ranged from negligent to downright abusive.
>>215651926also the teachers union protects them unless they literally rape a kid or something nothing will happen with their shitty behavior
>>215651926>have male 3rd grade teacher>he was one creepy asshole fuck>always encouraging the girls to sit on his lap and he'd like undo their dress straps and stuff>and play obnoxious pranks like "bet you can’t roll this quarter down your nose into this circle.">he embarrassed the fuck out of that kid, I knew him all through high school and I know it stayed with him to have all of us laughing st him. He’d also "jokingly" threaten to pull kid’s loose teeth. With pliers he had at his desk.>dude was also like at least 50
I hate this cute, chubby Jew teacher in eighth grade. I think she awakened my lust for bottom-heavy girls.
>>215651975>in year 7 in Poland (equiv to 8th grade in US)>we were about 13 but still pretty much kids not much more mature than we were at 10>biology teacher had a pedo -stache and always wore leather vests>at some point we had to do sex ed class (they call it proliferation class)>this teacher, man>he made all students read short paragraph about sex organs from textbook out loud>this was first time he ever did this, he didn't do it for any other school subjects>the girls were very shy and red faced but still had to read about genitalia and stuff out loud in front of everyone>since it was anatomy textbook it had extensive detail>100% sure he was getting off on this>apparently he used to be school principal (headmaster as it's called here) but got demoted>i could only guess why
>>215652147>have hot 6th grade teacher that us boys all gawked at>20 years later my kid has her, too>kinda fat and dumpy nowman i was so disappointed
>>215651975My elementary school librarian would read to us while we sat on the carpet, and she would make whoever was sitting in the front rub her feet. I always thought it was gross but didn't think much about it, because I sat in the back. When I casually mentioned it as a teenager, my mother was mad as fuck.
>>215652351giwtwm
>my HS algebra teacher was a notorious asshole who made his classes unfairly hard>his classroom was a hoarders' nightmare full of old dusty junk he'd accumulated over the last three decades>he had a few posters I stole because they looked cool>also he had some side jobs so he was quite loaded and had a couple 3D printers he bought himself but we were never allowed to touch them>he'd leave them on in class humming and driving the kids nuts with the sound>he also loved yelling at and humiliating the male students for stuff that wasn't their fault, like one kid who couldn't make it to school on time because his car broke down>insulting kids who asked legit questions about the material>also he was a huge pervert regarding the girls and would draw hearts on their papers and sniff them and stuff>near the end of the school year we found he was gone and had apparently been forced into retirement>they told us he gave a student a knife and a pepper spray can and that was why he was fired but we found out it was because he was perving on one of the girls and he was banned from school property forevermore
>>215652483For me it was my ninth grade math teacher who’s alcoholism eventually became too much to ignore so they fired him halfway through the year. I still don’t know what the fuck a quadratic is
>all this stories about pedo teachers>daily news about teachers diddling kidsWhy is America such a shithole? They unironically are India-tier. Everyone there is retarded and/or insane.
bonus. year 7 girls dating teachers and an 11 yo classmate of mine losing her virginity to a 17 yo. attitudes about sex and abuse in my country are pretty fucked.
>>215651899I miss how tangibly crummy Springfield was in the classic era.
>>215652593>Why is America such a shithole?one guy was from Poland, can't you read?
>>215652618It had rust belt soul
nothing too major but i once looked up my teacher's dress in the 1st grade and she was old, too
The purpose of mandatory schooling is churning out mentally circumcised slaves used to a factory-like schedule.Memorizing surface level scientific jargon that has no bearing on your everyday life has absolutely nothing to do with education.
>>215652836damn I heard your shitty podcast the other day, Tim Pool
>>215652836>t. failed high school physics. Twice.
the most memorable moment from school was when i accidentally stabbed another kid in the hand with a metal-tipped ruler and hit a vein so he was bleeding a lot and they had to call an ambulance
>>215652983>>215653103Is this some massive cope to justify all the time wasted on learning shit you never use?
>>215652265My biology teacher gave me a blowjob in the locker room in the gym during prom. She had been hitting on me and flirting with me all year, and I finally had the courage (alcohol) to take it to the next level.
>>215653137I’m a retired research scientist who retired in my early 40s because not retarded. Come at me bro
>>215653172Cool beans. You could've achieved the same without the handicap of mandatory schooling.
>>215653188Doubtful. Definitely couldn’t have achieved it without the voluntary schooling that the mandatory schooling prepared me for. It doesn’t exactly encourage critical thinking but that’s always up to the individual anyway
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>>215653217>voluntary schooling that the mandatory schooling prepared me forWrong. Mandatory schooling is designed to kill children's innate curiosity by wasting their time with useless shit.By the time the mental circumcision is complete, they are absolutely repulsed by all books.Retaining the thirst for knowledge is an exception rather than the norm.
they were going to have Bart and Mrs. K fuck in Holidays of Future Passed but then her voice actor died so they awkwardly changed it to Miss Hoover
I envy people who have all these crazy stories. The weirdest teacher we had was an alcoholic who was so non functioning that they demoted him to substitute teacher, and he would spend the entire class half asleep while the students did whatever.
nothing major but we did have a computer classes teacher in elementary who was this huge fat dude who would grasp the girls in a bear hug and almost suffocate them. that was a bit creepy.
>>215651899when I was a kid I was like the teachers are so jaded and uselessnow as an adult I know they are an unappreciated, underpaid, and overworked caring profession who we should all respect for saving future generations from their parents retardation and the internet
>>215651899.....wish i had a pleasant memory
>>215654686thanks for the advice, Reddit
A classic.
>>215651899>pumping gas for a living.Pumping gas for a living, especially earning a living wage from it, feels so far removed from modern times it may as well be one of those 1900s antiquated jobs like "man who stand in a regular hotel's elevator all day long pressing the buttons for you"Now, if the car even runs on gas, it's all self-serve and self-paid.
Friendly reminder that this still actually happens in American schools and they just consider it normal.
>>215655189I wasn't offering advice, just an anecdote. don't let it upset you anon. but thanks for the (You)
>>215655325this image is illegal in canada, the UK, australia, and 35 US states
>>215655289>Now, if the car even runs on gas, it's all self-serve and self-paid.>self serve pumps>self checkout groceries>waitresses replaced by kiosk and self serve>why don't you get a job you lazy rabble?
>>215655325no it doesn't. only the South still allows corporal punishment in schools and only on paper, doubt it's actually been used in decades for fear of lawsuits
>>215653172Nice LARP
>>215651926I went to private schools and most teachers were fineOne told off a kid picking on me cause I was twice his size and he'd get his ass beat in high school if he tried shit then lmao
>>215655416>>why don't you get a job you lazy rabble?dont forget endless unskilled immigrants
Only New Jersey and Oregon still mandate gas station attendants, I have not seen one in Pennsylvania since before 9/11.
>>215655456>During the 2017-18 school year, roughly 69,000 students received corporal punishment
>>215653535Computer class teacher was the best. He legit did not give a single fuck. We were all playing LAN Halo for the class it was the best class I ever had. One time he just didn't show up, we all sat in class like normal playing Halo and nobody ever showed up lol.
I don't remember my childhood
>>215652351my first grade teacher used to give you a kiss on the cheek if you had 3 gold stars in a row, as a kid I thought 'I hope Ms Seibel doesn't kiss me' and would take a star off of my chart every other day so I could dodge it.
>Literature teacher is uncommonly cruel to students>Has all kinds of weird tricks and 'traditions' he uses to trip you up>Shoelace undone, hair too messy, walk into class with a slouch or anything he deems 'bad attitude' : instant detention and he'd make fun of something about you all day>Detention is running around the stadium on a Saturday morning non-stop (he was also the track coach)>One day he bullies a student so hard, the guy breaks down into tears and has to go home like a pussy>Next day his mother shows up in class first thing>Berates the teacher for five minutes straight at max volume>Gives the whole school the teachers backstory>His daughter is paralyzed from the waist down because of a car accident she got in when she was 16>Driver was some older delinquent dude>He's been randomly punishing other male students as a way to deal with his anger, was in therapy and already had incidents in the past but couldn't be fired>Teacher doesn't say a word and leaves, never see him again>Student who cried comes back but his reputation is shit for the rest of our time thereI went to a rich kid school on a scholarship, most of the 'abuse' there is verbal stuff with weird power relationships where one or both parties are immune to punishment or expulsion because of their own or their familys status within the school or the country.
>>215655534>Oregonthey changed it like two years ago
>>215655597Being a computer class teacher in the early 00s must have been the best job ever. Ours was just the gym teacher trying to get some more hours in, dude had no idea what he was doing most of the time but taught us all how to burn games to CDs, how to get stuff for free off of the internet, basic programming and networking concepts. Every class would be 15 minutes of him teaching us whatever he had planned, 15 minutes of us helping him with some new software and then half an hour of free time browsing or making stuff and then at the end we'd have two minutes where one person for the day would present something cool he made or found that was compter related (mostly stuff on Newgrounds or a new game, although one kid spent the whole year making some really cool Flash animation complete with pretty good voice acting).
>>215652059>>215652265>>215652483Not a teacher story but I have been looking for an excuse to post this story>Be me 15, In online school during Covid in 2020>Middle of Maths class when the teacher class on this absolute retard called Jack>He doesn't answer, this happened all the time in online covid classes>15 minutes later, we hear a self-check counter go off>Jack butts in the middle of teacher speaking ''Sorry sir, I was in the middle of buying me Doritos''
>>215656591lurk more before posting faggot
