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>>215656296Ceiling Travis Watches You Master Freight
>>215656387kek
>>215656458Did other captains ever get their own day or was Picard just that special?
>>215656508The other captains weren't total nerds so they didn't need to learn how to socialize.
>>215648604"It's hard to hide an erection in a Starfleet Uniform." - the actor who played Icheb on filming with Jeri Ryan.>story starts around 41 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCgQF-QflcM
>>215656536>everyone laughs hard at the monkey story>no one except Tim Russ a little laughs at the boner jokesjoj
>>215656532Kirk was nerdy but did a better job hiding it. I remember him being described as 'a stack of books with legs' while at the academy. He also didn't sperg out whenever he had to deal with children.
I had completely forgotten that they changed the intro tune of Enterprise for season 3. I hate it. Sounds like a redneck banjo band
>>215656536>46:30They're shitting hard on ENT kek
>>215656536The uniforms were so bad multiple actors complained about back and ball pain. The infamous "Riker Maneuver" came from Frakes trying to divert pressure away from his back.
>>215656801i know it's a low budget production, but why did they go for those awful wool onesies? I'm used to how they look now, but they really looked kind of silly, like space pajamas.
star trek sex with shran
Why did the show Enterprise Fucking fail and get cancelled before it made it the full 7 seasons like TNG, DS9, Voyager?
>>215657061I stopped halfway through S1. Aside from the captain I'm just not interested in any of the characters. The sexual tension scenes are also just weird and feel out of place.
>>215657061Many problems. First two seasons were great, but then the 9/11 cope turns it all dark and gritty and less hopeful. Enterprise got their own Delta Force now and everyone is out for revenge.
>>215656829Makes more sense in the context of televised sci-fi. The guy who designed the uniforms for TNG was William Ware Theiss, the same guy who designed the ones for TOS; so his frame of reference for sci-fi costumes would have been stuff like "Space Patrol" and "Captain Video and his Video Rangers" not the modern stuff we think of. Pic related shows his original design for Spock's uniform and the TNG one, you can see he was riffing on older ideas. That's one of the things I like about Trek, it retains a lot of elements from older science fiction that have dropped out of the mainstream.
>>215656387Yes I am a master freighter, thank you for noticing. I grew up on one. A freighter that is
In Trek passings beyond The Great Barrier:https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/ralph-senensky-dead-star-trek-waltons-dynasty-1236415780/
I'm an unappreciated manFor wanting Star Trek sex with ShranI tried to curry favor With Pon Farr sex with Selarbut did that please the tranny jans?
A total of nine LEGO Minifigures come with 10356 Star Trek: USS Enterprise D, with multiple characters including printed versions of the Next Generation uniform, along with detailed arm printing. These figures include:Captain Jean-Luc Picard with a cup of tea.Commander William Riker with a trombone.Lieutenant Commander Data with his cat, Spot.Lieutenant Worf with a new hair mould and a grey communications module.Lieutenant Commander Geordi La Forge with his engineering field kit briefcase.Dr. Beverly Crusher with a medical tricorder 1x2 tile.Counsellor Deanna Troi with a PADD 1x2 tile.Wesley Crusher with an engineering field kit.Guinan, who carries a green bottle and comes with a new hair/hat mould.
>>215657410>Counsellor Deanna Troi with a PADDPair a double ds?
What first brought you to the /trek/ community and what keeps you engaged?
>>215657513Space boobs
>Engineering is off limits to holograms.
>>215657463
>>215656532AKSHUALLY>*pushes up glasses*Janeway was supposed to be "The Scientist Captain", although they kind of forgot about that idea by season 3. But if you watch the first two seasons there's a lot of moments where Janeway figures out the science-thing while the rest of the crew is struggling.
>>215657410Cool>10,356 piecesThis is a challenge. I have "obscure facts and trivia" autism. Not LEGO autism.
>>215657710Sexway
>>215657817I would happy for her to just call me on the phone and read me bedtime stories while I fall asleep in her natural speaking voice.
>>215657513>What first brought you to the /trek/ communityA deep and abiding interest in fire safety.>and what keeps you engaged?Your lack thereof.
>>215657513>I don't want to get to know you, and I don't want to be your friend.
MIKE MCMAHAN IS A RAPIST
>>215656296Spots or gtfo.
>>215657410nacelle is making posts on social media againstill no response from them about a ro laren toy
>>215658539What an awful image.
>>215658780No Sex with Shran episode tonight?
In Trek News, Lower Decks creator Mike McMahan has been found guilty of rape, inappropriate workplace behavior, molestation, kidnapping, and buggery.
complains in your path
>>215658815i got it
>>215657810what challenge? they give you instructions
>>215657513>what keeps you engaged?
>>215658955Based!!!I'll make sure to stay up late for this
>>215658874My pattern recognition skills have evolved to the point where if I see Rick&Morty style animation I just assume everyone involved is a child molester.
>>215658955you love to see it
>>215658955>Shran learns, just as Icheb did, that it's hard to hide an erection in a Starfleet Uniform.
>>215657513Do you actually want an honest answer? This is the least retarded place on the entire internet since Twin Peaks isn't around anymore.
>>215657513>What first brought you to the /trek/ community?Penis.>What keeps you engaged?Alien penis.
>>215659008Jadzia is better looking than 7 of 9 and i will die on this hill.
>>215658815down the hall to the left
>>215658964I was the anon who made the first post in that pic and here we all aresix years later
>>215659183/trek/ frens count
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>>215659183Shame about the boots
>>215659008weird foot
>>215659183>those shoes
>>215657102>9/11 cope turns it all dark and gritty and less hopeful. Enterprise got their own Delta Force now and everyone is out for revenge.That was the only good part. It's a very boring show, and I say this as someone who could watch a YouTube where 2 people talk about a 20 year old video game for 3 hours.Voyager for it's faults is at least fun and watchable.
>>215657410>9 mini figs>spaceship isn't big enough for them to walk around inShould big enough that you can pop the top of the saucer off and see all their rooms, the bridge and shit.
>>215656296Why did Sisko hate the maquis so much? like he actively despised them with a passion just because they "betrayed" Starfleet which is pretty dumb imo. like he can excuse cardassian atrocities but he can't excuse the actions of rebels fighting for their independence?
I'm three days clean. No more gooning to Neelix. Deleted my Neelix folder. Not re-watching Voyager again. I'm free.
>>215660515He never excused Cardassian atrocities and yes you're probably going to be pissed off when it's people on your own "side" chimping out, being retarded and making your job more stressful and impossible than it already is.
>>215660547do you still dabble with a bit of tuvix or nah
I feel Picard should have worn a wig to complete his disguise, and spoken with a Cajun accent.
>>215660659With ai you may soon be able to make your dream a reality
Some interesting reading.https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Performers_considered_for_Star_Trek_roles#By_seriesImagine:>Toshiro Mifune as The Evil Klingon Emperor (TOS)>Jenny Agutter as Dr. Beverly Crusher>Linda Hamilton as Captain Janeway>Sean Connery as fucking Sybok (the "villain" from Star Trek 5)
>>215660515It's not stupid at all.Sisko lost his wife because of his duty to Starfleet. In Jennifer's absence, Jake, his dad, and Starfleet are his whole fucking life. Ben Sisko is married to his uniform.Now, he should care less about Eddington than he does but that's because it was obviously intended for Eddington to be Cal Hudson instead from the two-parter previously, which would make Sisko's personal investment in a defense of the uniform way more sensible given he and Hudson were best friends and came up together.Why wouldn't Sisko take it personally? Starfleet is his life's work. He lost his wife in pursuit of his duty because he cares about it and thinks it's that's important.
>>215660614You're not gonna tempt me to go back
>>215660688It's kind of wild how good it's gotten in just the last few yearsI miss the horrifying dog monsters it used to like making for us
>>215660692For me it’s the guy who was in the predator and Harry and the Hendersons costumes up for Data and Worf’s roles. He was a seven foot tall black man
I couldn’t find many photos
>>215660692>Jenny Agutter as Dr. Beverly CrusherBoner activated
>>215660767>>215660798Whoa Kevin Peter Hall. My brother and I were obsessed with this guy as kids even though we had no idea what he looked like. We just knew his name was in the credits in both movies, and they were supposed to make a sequel to Monster Squad with him as The Creature from Black Lagoon, but it never happened.
>>215660692We were robbed, bros...
>>215660890she was great in american werewolf in london
>>215660694That's kind of my point. His own unquestionable loyalty to the federation caused him to hyperfocus on capturing Eddington and making the maquis pay for violating federation ideals. Instead of going after the cardassians who had an equal part in the conflict, sisko focused solely on the maquis which probably played a role in the eventual massacre of the maquis.
Imagine the Naked Now, but with Edward James Olmos pressing Jenny Agutter up against a wall while she unzips her uniform.>even better is Robert Englund (Freddy Kruger) as Data getting fully functional with Rosalind Chao (O'Brien's wife from DS9 who almost played Tasha Yar).
>>215661018she played a nurse in that with an insanely cute uniform. TNG would have been SO different.
>>215661053How so, my child?
>>215660515>o'brian
>>215661214Well, the 1st season would have been a lot more watchable. 14 yr old me would have been bouncing a lot of protons off of the main deflector dish, ifyaknowwhatimean
>>215660692>>Sean Connery as fucking Sybok (the "villain" from Star Trek 5)why do you think the planet they had to find was called shaa kaa ree
>>215661019Traitor before an enemy has as much to do with vengeance as anything
i am star trek
>>215662514I am barash
>>215658955That really is such a hot idea
>>215659183>>215660091
>>215660692Let's discuss the bonus situation playing Captain Picard
>>215663721The show probably would've been canceled by season 2 but it would've been kino for sure
What would it be like having a Vulcan GF?
if youre asking me, those avians got what they deserved.
>>215664223beautiful and perfect
>>215664223eternally youthful smug superiority gf who snusnus your pelvis every 7 years
>>215664189Worf or LaForge or both probably wouldn't have been played by black actors.
>>215664459Lavaar was like the biggest star they had they definitely would have cast him
>>215664488Nah, that was unironically Wil Wheaton according to Patrick Stewart.People forget how big of a deal Stand by Me was.
In about 35 minutes you can tune in to The GREAT /trek/ DS9 Watchalong and see a wonderful episode starring our boy Dukat where they tried to sand down some of his rough edges by sending him on a lil adventure with Kira
>>215664623Indiscretion?
>>215664660precisely
>>215664623how do I do this?
Also an incredibly kino TNG episode. Too bad you fags were too gay to watch TNG as well.
>>215664694You can tune in to Heroes and Icons network on cable or over the air if you're in the US. Other you can load up the episode for yourself and hit play at the top of the hour. Pause for like 2 minutes at commercial breaks if you feel like it
>>215659183are these real?
I like Behr's retarded lie about how they never wanted to humanize Dukat and this script somehow "slipped by them."
>>215665231yeah well in the book he said this script was "irresistible" to them because it was the same plot as some western they all liked or whatever
>>215665262You mean The Searchers?I guess yeah, he does kind of play the John Wayne role.Damn, anon, you've never seen The Searchers?
>Kira goes on a mission>out of nowhere Dukat pops up and says he's coming withKek I love how this happens at least twice
>>215665280no I hadn't seen it but anyway I had forgotten the name of it. I just looked it up and by coincidence Jeffrey Hunter is in it so that's neat
Sisko did the thing
>>215665341>It's a BIG step.
>>215665315It's one of the best films of classic Hollywood, worth watching regardless of genre
>>215664947no I'm manifesting a Ro Laren and Dr. Selar from Nacellethese old diamond selects are so clunky and awkward
i love this part where he just goes into a schizo monologue about how being occupied by Cardassia was actually a blessing for the Bajorans he's so funny
>>215665371I will watch it, thanks anon
>>215665396>You know, there were some good things about the Nazis. They inspired the world to go through rapid technological advancement and directly led to initial space explorationYou know what, maybe Dukat is right after all
>>215665475They also invented Fanta.
>>215659110Prettier? Yes. But, you have to take into account them titties tough.
>women are the ENEMY
LeVar Burton gets a really good performance out of Avery Brooks in this one. It's a smooth, consistent performance whereas Brooks is usually all over the place even when he's great.I guess Brooks really tries to show out when Mr. Roots is directing
it really is nonsense how you see her with the undershirt after having taken off the "jacket" but when it's back on there's no indication it's a separate piece of clothing at all and the uniform looks like a catsuit
>>215660890>>215660821A dimepiece in one of the best Australian New Wave flicks.
Dukat>Wrong hole!
>>215658780Why do the Voyager impostors stay in character even after they're found out and on the run lmao
there has to be thousands of half Cardie rape babies running around on Bajor. it makes no sense why Ziyal wouldn't fit in.
>>215665901They're professionals
i think Breen are neat
I love the Breen.Sparkly lights in the visor lol
>>215665901i dunno but its hilarious>your logic is flawed *phaser*
Fun fact: LeVar Burton, who played the blind Chief Engineer on Star Trek: The Next Generation, directed both the DS9 and VOY episodes on tonight's lineup.
>>215665600I do not like bolt-ons
>>215666211why did you say it like we don't know who he is
>>215663721>Kotto as Picard>Snipes as Geordi>Jeffrey Combs as RikerImagine the Kino
>>215666584Most /trek/ folks have only seen VOY.
>>215666753Everyone here has seen everything 100 times you retard
>>215666832>bragging about watching DISCO 100 times
>>215666914when I said everything I implied everything Star TrekSTD is not Star Trekalso>DISCOkys fag
>>215660515In betraying their uniforms, the Maquis were risking another massive war between the Federation and the Cardassian Union. Allegedly the first one was already brutal.
>>215656369I never used to register the irony of Quark's human counterpart being a pinko.
>>215665704They're friends from back in the day.
>>215656829TNG was not a low budget production.>>215657156Captain Video didn't one onesies. Fact is, Roddenberry had a hard-on for onesies ever since Phase II/TMP and TNG inherited a lot of Phase II DNA.
>>215666747>Snipes constantly napping behind his visor
i like how ent from ep 1 sets up certain things that get brought up in every ep even if just in passing like archer fuckin hates t'pol at first. that goes on longer than you might remember, he only starts trusting her fully after like 15 eps and several close calls involving nearly dying together.a lot of eps early ent eps are bottles but still include hints to that overall relationship. i like it, it feels like the first time the writers actually thought ahead rather than piled things on
>>215666211based
>>215657410Hopefully that is just the concept and not the actual lego ship. That Fucking looks like Shit!
>>215666949cope and seethe faggotplease read the words in the name of the show that precede "Discovery"
>they didnt even attempt to make trip or archer look younger for this ep>they're dressed the exact same as usual, no extra makeup or even changing hairdos>the story does the tellingand its so good
star trek enterprise
>>215663721>Hey, why don't you just freeze him!
I love Captain Lorca Bros!
>>215667425no matter how hard you cry, no one will accept STD as star trek
I seem to remember as a kid having a distinct impression that the Maquis were a lot more important than they actually were. In reality they were more or less an occasional nuisance and only lasted like 3 years.
For me? It's this sweet nurse mmmm
>>215667611your seething brings me great joycry more
>>215667425kek what a nu trek loving faggot
'hey guys, get a load of this prop i made for shatner, you think the dipshit will notice it's shaped like a giant dick?'
>>215667618Is it true that she is Bi? She likes to occasionally eat pussy?
>>215667766Shatner specifically requested this prop. He wanted to sneak into the family-friendly show something he could show the ladies how much he was packing.
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>>215659110Shame she couldn't act out of a paper bag tho
>>215659110She has weird feet, sorry.
>>215658955wtf they replaced Sex With Shran with Highlander. Someone better get fired for this blunder.
>>215668592Marina Sirtis, Terry Farrell, Jeri Ryan, Jolene Blalock. All cast to the the T&A on their show. But, Jeri and Jolene are the clear fan favourites. Because of their acting talents. But, if we were solely judging by looks. It would be flipped. Sirtis and Farrell would be the topdogs. Woof woof. But, Trek fans aren't that shallow. Nicole de Boer #1 though.
>>215669014Nicole De Boer is even worse lol
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>>215669182Yea, it's the truth. I know you're just some dumb reddit millennial incel who thinks le manic pixie girl is ebin hot but her acting was fucking dogshit.
>>215669222
>>215669222>>215669322Janeway is hottest star Trek babe
>>215657410510k Won. That's about $360 American.
Me on the left
First Paris, now Tuvok?
>>215656881star trek sex with wesley
>>215658880Whatever happened to that gross species? Didn't they constantly shed skin flakes?
>>215671058i wonder what their skin flakes taste like
>>215671163Piss, shit and cum
>>215668459>>215668472
>>215672102>Jadzia Dax must choose between her feelings and the rules of Trill societyThat's all of her episodes.
>keep faking out the viewer that they are finally getting rid of that idiotic cunt Janeway>even have one episode where aliens have this distorted historical view of the crew and they are way better, so of course they have to prove how wrong it isI didn't realize 7 of 9 was going to be the voice of reason to finally show up but holy shit this was fucking awful the first 3 seasons.
Anons are coming together over STA and it shows, I mean it really does.
>>215657410>communications module>not a blue barrel
>>215657810Yeah, no. 10356 is just the product code number. real thing has 4000 pieces
>>215657513>what keeps you engaged?trekpu
>>215672568Trekpu is the key
>*cough cough* E-ensign Sato, r-reporting for d-duty
>>215672568He's likable.
>>215672801You think she does anal?
>>215667766>'hey guys, get a load of this prop i made for shatner, you think the dipshit will notice it's shaped like a giant dick?'He won't, but Stalag might
>>215672915I don't think she has the strength or energy to do anything, judging from appearances.
>>215672915Not if the guy's too big
Gary 7
>>215673228I still don't understand why people don't like this ep
>>215673265Time travel episodes are confusing and unsettling to many anons in /trek/.
>>215673292its not really a timetravel episode, I mean it is but its just a contrivance to bring the enterprise into the story
>>215673302>its not really>I mean it is
>>215673265>Enterprise crew are reduced to bumbling dickheads in a backdoor pilot for a show that never got made
>>215673393yea you keep saying this and I completely disagree its a weird thing to say they get over matched by all manner of beings with more advanced tech and powers all the time
>>215673265no one likes spinoff pilots nested within the show they're spinning off from
>>215673440I suppose, the episode is fine even good, its a weird complaint
>>215673691>people of the future piss and shit into a potted plant like untrained catsMore fun than just beaming the poop out, I guess.
>>215659110Not with that hair.
>>215673691Smells of Greek whore
>>215673713that last room on the right is the bathroom
>>215673775it lacks a toilet tho
>>215673812you see that little indent next to the sonic shower? thats the door to the toilet
>>215673812>it lacks a toilet thoNot an issue.
>>215672801THE BOX. YOU OPENED IT.
>>215672801>>215672915She looks a lot like a chick I met in a bar Saturday night. Same face same bod.I'm thinking maybe she does do anal.
>>215673713>People in the past would shit into a bowl that splashed cold water onto their ass cheeks and needed to be flushed down a pipe>The bowl also needed to be cleaned frequently or it would produce a foul odor and collect stains
>>215673691>>215673775So guests have to walk through your bedroom to get to the bathroom? Not cool bro.
>>215668742how dare they!
>>215673962its your private quarters on a starship, this isn't a house, wtf are guests using your bathroom?
>>215673691>carpeted bathroomoh no no no no no
>>215674256space carpet
>>215674395>grow up on Federation rape colony #356>somehow survive and get accepted into Starfleet Academy>get assigned to the flagship straight after graduation>7 year tour as a space janny
And how does sound even keep one clean?Man imagine how 7 of 9 must smell after spending all day in an extremely tight form-fitting suit only to have some vibrating air be the only way to clean off. It must not do much so she'll still smell a lot like sweat, ha ha...
>>215674560being an Enterprise janny would be such a comfy gig
>>215674560So this is the guy who cleans the stains out of Riker's bathroom floor after his wild night with kanar and ketracel white?
>>215674588>doing it for free>in a dysfunctional military>where everyone already does it for freeSounds nightmarish.
>>215674592riker did nothing wrong
