When he whips out his HDMI cable
that's right babe it's a long one so we can do it from the couch. feel the girth on that thing.
wait till you see me pushing it inside my gaming laptop
>>215659266
When he wips out the wireless keyboard with builtin touchpad
>>215659266When she whips out the ciggies
>When he opens SmashyStream
>>215659726Let's watch a movie>get up and switch on PC>switch to HDMI2 using buttons on tv>get pic related out>start typing piratebay into browser
>>215659757is there anything more unattractive than smoking?
>>215659266I want to lick her eyeballs
>>215659833You
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>>215659807
I just think she's cute
>>215659812>self-hosted smart home has already detected that I'm not alone>television activates with proximity sensor>lights switch to "romantic evening" profile>movie collection appears on stream automatically, because I'm not holding my controller>Backdoor Sluts 9 starts playing, smart couch deploys restraintsK I N OINO
women don't even have an understanding of electricity beyond something you turn on and off and should not be addressed otherwise when discussing the topic
>>215659266>hfw crushing your balls
>>215659993when was the last time you wired a plug, anon?
>>215659266/r/ Anne Hatahway HDMI edit, always gets me.
>current year>not casting from your secondary phone you keep as a media box to your tv
>>215660024no ideaber your wife knows tho
>>215659833bug eyes
>welcome to my humble domicile malady>winks and tips fadora>Will we be watching some netflix? >no malady right this way...>crunches down stairs over empty dorito wrappers and cumsocks>behold my colletion...>the smell of farts and cum fills the air>WOW thats a lot of blu rays! I'm moist desu uWu!>of corse malady im somewhat of a data horder>every woman in a 3 block radius becomes pregnant>the smell of soaked meatpocket saturates the area>I thought you were gonna be one of those HDMI betacucks...
>invite a woman over to your place >she goes to your place>both of you know what’s going to happen>still have to do a gay little ritual>eventually fuck while cgi animals talk in the background>mood can possibly be killed if you don’t set up the film-watching experience with the utmost haste and in an orderly manner
>>215659877why is this kinda hot
>when he says he wants to show you something and launches tor-browser
>>215659833Being left wing
>>215660690Confidence
>>215659877
>>215659757Why do all you EUrats love smoking so much
>>215661533tobacco smoke keeps the longnoses at bay
>>215661533Amerimuts love tobacco too!
>>215659833being a fag
She is the ugliest girl in Yellowjackets.
>>215659266sanpku eyes
>>215659985>Backdoor Sluts 9filthy casuals and their porno dvd ass titles, real ones have a folder of individual scenes hyper focused on exactly what gets them off
>>215661941I can tell you don't have romantic nights in with your smart couch inmate very often.
>>215659266hey that's the joi girl from tiktok I know her
>>215661858You wot m8!?!?
>>215662231LOTTIEEEEEE AHHHH!!!!
>>215659833Tattoos and piercings
>>215659833This, smoking seems cool in pictures and videos, but actually having to deal with the smell, having to separate from the pack and go outside in social situations, being known as a "smoker", and the health problems that come with it make it very unnattractive irl. t. former smoker who quit
>>215659266Does anybody have the seinfeld one where he takes it out to elaine and its an hdmi cable?
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