What are some realistic martial arts movies?
she's pretty fat for a martial artist.
>>215670084https://youtu.be/WJDwxkXV0ww
>>215670084Why, exactly, do girls want to do this? Is it solely based on being raped at a young age?
>>215670084Signs of a shameful society. The MMA community celebrates this behaviour from women. Degenerate. Women are home-makers and mothers not stolen valour MMA "warriors".
>>215670141Most of them are turd worlders and it beats being a drug mule or a hooker. Other than that crossovers from martial arts because MMA is more profitable and juiced turbodykes who want to be around sweaty women all day.
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>>215670332Can they hit the chest? It must hurt a lot and it's probably even dangerous.
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>>215671549Boob strikes are 100% legal
>>215670084haywire (2011)not a movie about martial arts but the fights look veey believable
>>215671549Damn, Sideshow Bob looks like he's in pain
>>215670332>Built for sex>trains to fightThey are such retards.
>>215672107>>215671549>Shitshow Boob
>>215671549Holy shit I almost feel bad
>>215672107kek
>>215670101There are basically zero advantages to low bodyfat as an MMA fighter.
>>215672198except looking goodfat people are fucking disgusting
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moar tit slaps
>>215670084Was this good guys ? I mean the technical aspect of the fights
>>215671549>>215672241Why did they think the round stopped? Are tittyhits allowed or not?
>>215673460Yes.Womens' MMA is unironically retarded. It's only good when you get two hot chicks doing ju jitsu, otherwise fuck that shit. Even the "top" female fighters would get their shit wrecked by a high school kid who did wrestling for a year.
>>215670332Who's this?
>>215672241>>215671549>punches her in the boob>againwow they dont even see the head as prime target for punches anymore
Posting gabi
>>215673783Jade Shell. Had one fight, in AFC 132, lost, and never returned.
New idea for jews looking for subversions for their new goyslopChud x fit chick romance
Any Jackie Chan movie
>>215672128that'll do, pig. You tried.>>215672221so are you incels, but at least fatties can change.
>>215670084Not sure
>>215672198The advantage is to fit into a lower weight class, if you're at the highest weight class then you wanna be a fat fuck
>>215674046wtf lol
Real Steel
>>215674046mirin delts
>>215670084Bloodsport is based on the real exploits of Frank Dux.
>>215670208Nice armpits
>>215674046I was at a house party and there was this power lifter girl telling me how strong she was and she wanted to wrestle me because I’m a big guy for you and I didn’t want to wrestle her because she looked like Gabi and then she put me in a headlock forcing me to wrestle her and I beat her with one arm because it felt like I was wrestling a child. Women are 10x physically weaker than you think.
>>215678327Never happened.
>>215678412It happened in July. I know you’ve never touched a girl but if you ever wrestle one it’s shocking how weak they are.
>>215670332There needs to be a women's MMA league just for milktrucks. Imagine the ratings.
>>215673455not only was it good but more importantly it was also kino
>>215673455Eh. The retard drug addict struts into the ring, and ko's the pro fighters in the first round cause he got so much rage and hate in his system. The fights of his brother are better, but they're still fantasies. Just those are for the white collar nerds rather than the losers in life.
>>215678262>real exploitslmao
>>215678491What a nice chance to post a classic clip.
>>215678933Didn’t he hang himself when that video was posted on /b/?
>>215679010Idk, sounds like one of those internet rumors that are impossible to confirm.
>>215678933Two options, take it easy and this happens because she'll eventually get into a good submission grabOr take her out with extreme prejudice and then proceed to get stomped out by the 7 white knights watching that will immediately jump your ass while yelling "what the fuck bro!? You don't hit females bro!"
>>215678933Id be too self conscious of my raging boner to properly defend against her
>>215679141Sure, it's a lose-lose scenario. Still, it illustrates something real, that a drastic skill difference makes a huge difference. The 90s ufc had fight like this all the time. Royce Gracie would be the smallest participant by far, and go into the ring in a gi, against huge guy with extensive kickboxing experience. And then he'd just take them down straight away and dominate them on the ground, the other guy ending up looking like a complete chump.
>>215679141Option 3: Don't encourage the girl who's taken wrestling lessons to fight you unless you know what you're doing.Only way to actually get out of the mess he put himself in while still looking good is by being strong enough to throw her over your shoulder playfully while still asserting dominance.
>>215678933I probably weigh their weight combined I just sit on the cunts, both of them whilst their buddies fetch me a burrito and some beer
>>215679298Look up Akebono's mma fights on youtube. Turns out being offensively obese does not exactly translate into good results.
This is the most realistic martial arts clip ever filmed:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89GuSVcFkMQ
>>215679407they're only doing wrestling from what I can tell in that clip, I don't expect I'd be much good if they could prance around and kick me in the nads obviously.
>>215671549>ref half asleep 5 miles away with eyes on the horizonmy sides
>>215679477Being a fatass does not make you good at wrestling lmao https://youtu.be/lcyfMB1YKtc?si=39kL3q90AARkO98b
>>215679594just seems like physics, I don't see how someone with half my tactical mass can knock me over without hurting themselves a lot more than me. a rugby tackle would work but that's not wrestling again.
>>215670208Didn’t read any of that,but I wanna lick her from head to toe
>>215674046Ay caramba
>>215670084Badass chick, she'd probably kick the asses of all the incels in the thread
>215679762I wonder if some people just wake up in the morning with a sand paper dildo in their asshole?
>>215679651You only need to get center of mass outside one of the two legs and the person goes down. mass advantage helps avoiding this but unless they're football huge, you just gotta get them leaning then physics is on your side. There's a reason the last 40 years of MMA was a trajectory of >wtf going to the ground is op as fuck>[everyone dedicates a fuckton of time to grappling stuff]>wait hold on, now that I know what bullshit they're trying to do on the ground, I can just stand up>[everyone dedicates as little time to grappling stuff as possible]People who aren't ready for it get blast doubled then are like wtf happened, vid relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Q2ayRRppDywRemember, if even wrestlers sometimes eat shit from this, your average local never-trained>My master plan for this tussle is I will throw one giant right hand haymaker, and if it doesn't connect, I will back up then try it againdrunkard typically won't fare much better, so long as you don't eat said haymaker.
>>215679141no you retard, what you do is playfully rassle and dominate her without hurting her. you fucking spergs dont understand anything.
>>215670084Nothing says "Jews control my culture." more than young women not merely being allowed but actually encouraged to beat each other bloody for money. You'd think if would be open prostitution that's the telltale sign but you'd be wrong. Prostitution is an entry level grift for Shlomo, he doesn't need to exert much influence over a society to pimp its wayward daughters Female bloodsports are the ultimate decadence An event that was once considered shameful for even men to participate in, men specifically bred by evolution to be up to the task of enduring such a buse, now open to women with weak bones never intended for such strains.At least a prostitute had some hope of being a good mother as foolish as that sounds.Imagine one of these punch drunk girls with CTE trying to raise a child. No skills besides her fists, and a broken misshapen face that attracts only the most pathetic of bottom feeders.Shlomo demonstrates his mastery by exercising the ultimate subversion of norms and society wide humiliation rituals that are simply accepted as the way things are. "It's normal that girls fight like men! Girls are just like men! You're crazy for thinking there's something wrong in it this!"
>>215671549lmao
>>215679870I did rugby at school, that's just a spear tackle, the ultimate weakness to anyone with weight on their shoulders. a skellyfag wouldn't suffer much at all. and if it went sideways and I landed on them it would be very bad. either way, not claiming to know how to fight just sports, streets of rage and guessing.
This is why I don't like watching women fighting.
>>215679955I think it’s time to take a break from the internet to decompress, this website in particular is clearly doing your mental state no favors.
>>215680044Shitposting like that is how I decompress.
>>215680120This, if you don't have opinions that you can't express publicly so you vent them here you're an NPC.
>>215680016excellent tit physics, thank you god
>>215679930If you're going 40 and she's going 100 and she KNOWS this is the dynamic, you're in for a bad time because if you're playing around it, she has access to moves that are hard to defend UNLESS you're going hard too.eg the canonical way to defeat someone who won't give up a hanging triangle leg choke on your neck is either (slowly) vertically stack them headfirst into the ground till they let go (or tap) for fear of spine compression, or slam the ever-loving shit out of them into the ground to put the fear of god in them.doing either in polite company though looks exceedingly brutal. Even much lesser >you should be doing thisthings like grip-fighting to break a choke can look too brutal, people get weird when they see a dude pulling hard on a woman's hands. If you need to play around>you must not look like a psycho in front of the crowdlosing is going to often end up looking like the better option in these situations because the alternatives are looking like an asshole; this is part of why it's a no-win scenario.>>215680015my point's >wrestling actually fucking loves rugby-style tackles, it's definitely part of the sportthe other big one skellyfags like to try for is single legs, which are more controlled, especially if you can kick the opposite leg because they're not playing optimally, vid relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwDKBv0ch1E
>>215680274intradasting, but if you can't beat this guy in streets of rage then i doubt you can beat me
>>215680422Every 15 pounds advantage when grappling is worth something like 6-12 months of average normie-tier training in an otherwise fair fight. if they're football big, you're generally praying on puncher's chance or very poor grappling technique, because otherwise if you end up in bottom position, you're now his bottom.
>>215679141Pretty much this, even when you go easy women are so weak it still looks excessive by contrast
>>215678933>>215679141>>215679184>>215679298Did you retards not clearly see him get tripped by the faggot in the chair?
any of the venom mob movies.
