Behold an entire continent devoid of kino
>>215671007>Behold an entire continent Exactly. We're fuckin useless, but we're an entire continent. So all youse countrycels can get fukken mogged.
>>215671007mad max, romper stomper, snowtown, chopper
Wake in Fright
other than madmax what else is aussiecore
>>215671007op here, sorry, wrong pic
>>215671007Gallipoli, Picnic at Hanging Rock
>>215671159It's past your bedtime, bogan.
>>215671158>>215671171
>>215671007I had no idea that Australia had anything but leftover British empire criminals who fucking hate the people whose land they live on, but I was proven wrong, they also have the mad max franchise, where they fantasize about what their future will be like.
>>215671158Wake in Fright, Snowtown, The Proposition
Lake Mungo
>>215671135forgot saw, bad boy bubby, wolf creek and croc dun
>>215671190>the people whose land they live onHearty kek
The only Australian films I've watched are Mad Max, The Castle, and Wolf Creek. I'm pretty sure our entire film industry is just the government paying American studios to film their slop in New South Wales instead of California.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_the_Kelly_Gang>In 2007, The Story of the Kelly Gang was inscribed on the UNESCO Memory of the World Register for being the world's first full-length narrative feature film.we actually produced the first kino in history
>>215671159The kino machine continent. Too bad your taste is shit
>>215671190>who fucking hate the people whose land they live onNo shit we hate Chinese landlords, they're the reason for our housing crisis
>>215671007the tv show Upright had a nice first season
>australia is healing
>take me back to the sweet times>the hot nights>everything is gonna be alright>in the summertime
>>215671007But exports great talent. Hugh Jackman, Margot Robbie, Peter Jackson, Russell Crowe, Mel Gibson, Elizabeth Debicki, Chris Hemsworth, Eric Bana, Cate Blanchett, Isla Fisher, ...
Australian Master Chef is the best version
Recommend me good comfy Australian TV.
>>215671423CAUSE YOU'RE HOT AND YOU'RE COLDYOU'RE YES THEN YOU'RE NOYOUR IN THEN YOU'RE OUTYOU'RE UP THEN YOU'RE DOWNYOU'RE WRONG WHEN IT'S RIGHTIT'S BLACK AND IT'S WHITEWE FIGHT WE BREAK UPWE KISS WE MAKE UP
>>215671458What the fuck does this song have to do with cooking?
>>215671468>That time Katy Perry went on the show as a guest judge
>>215671458they got rid of the song>>215671468cold food gets hot to cook it obviously
>>215671007But they have Mad Max and, uh, Farscape.>>215671076That's just OP being gay and an uncultured swine. Oceania includes a crapton of brown people that, at least, doesn't descend from convicted criminals.
>>215671007So much desert, no wonder we're always playing second fiddle to some mightier nation.
>>215671217RazorbackCrocodile DundeeThe Babadook (kino!)The Stranger
>>215671189Half of Aunty Donna is genuinely hilarious and the other half makes me want to kill myself
>>215671483>Years after they started using the song. That shit has nothing to do with food/cooking.
this is pretty goood
Australia made the first kinohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_the_Kelly_Gang
>>215671528Added to the list cheers anon
Gallipolli is kino
>>215671404>Russell Crowenew zealander>Mel Gibsonamerican who doesn't even have an australian citizenship but has irish one lol>Eric Banahis father is croatian >Cate Blanchetther father is american >Isla Fishershe was born in some arab country to scottish parentssam neil is irish who grew up in new zealand. nicole kidman was born in hawaiinaomi watts was born in britainsam worthington was born in britainguy pearce was born in britainaustralian actors are just bunch of immigrants from british empire lol
>>215671135>romper stomperskinhead skinheadlooking for a fight
>>215671190>where they fantasize about what their future will be like.We're becoming a haven destination for global wealth. Our future will be culturally deracinated, but in no way will it be poor and broken. We'll outperform most of the world in terms of safety (despite gay Nannyism faggotlife).
>>215671159Remove Italy then Yes
>>215672380>haven destination for global wealthYeah New Zealand is cool, but this thread its about Australia, the shithole.
>>215672434>durrrrCope.
>>215671159Based
>>215672445>CopeOh the ironing!
>>215671007Walkabout is a fine movie on its own right and it has a super hot nude 16 years old girl. That´s kino in my book.
Summer Heights High
>>215672459Does our relative global safety upset you?
>>215671007>He's never seen Neighbours or Home and Way
>>215672474I'm not a mutt nor a thrirdie, so I'd rather stay in my "safest than Australia" (not a high bar) European country. Keep coping "mate".
>>215672495>getting this heatedDork post
>>215671007Who the fuck took that picture? He should get an award.
>>215672543>projecting (again)I can't even conceive getting mad on the internet. Just stating the facts, "mate".
We really need to invest in large scale terraforming. A large scale canal and reservoir would provide a source for clean rainwater even using seawater. In 10,000 years that could all be green instead of all becoming desert.
>>215672569I don't know what country you're from and I don't care. You keep insisting upon yourself. Calm down, dork.
>>215671007They still gave us lord of the rings and Karl Urban.
>>215672597>no uWhatever. Have a last (you), "mate". Take about the spiders.
>>215672610Fuck off, loser. Lmao.
Fuck off ya cunts
>>215671367bunch of fags
>>215671190Somehow Britain managed to export nothing but criminals to a land where everything is either hot, drought, or trying to kill you, the criminals created a country out of it, and now the criminals are weirdly good at sporting achievements for a country their size. Usually swimming.
>>215672852like 90% of Australia lives a short drive from the beach so almost everyone is taught to swim from a young age so they can pick out the swimming freaks more easily
>>215671158Rover with guy pierce, imo it is mad max 0, also wyrmwood from 2014, which is mad max with zombies. Both i higly recommend. It seems postapo is a first thing popping in my head while thinking about Australia, poisonous crabsnake spiders coming later.I hope Miller is going to give us some more mad maxes, last two are the best movies in last 10 years, dont even try to argue with that>>215671803>australians are just bunch of immigrants from british empire lolftfy
>>215671134>literally cannot be streamed anywhere
>>215671007Australia, poland, canada, and many many others are only countries in name only and for children in schools. Australia isnt a nation, just like canada isnt a nation. Two landmasses 90% uninhabitable. The british are just the most racist class of humans the world has ever seen
All of you forgot this one.
And this one.
>>215673441you are jewish
>>215671520The podcast is amazing, but I've hated basically everything they've ever put on film.
>>215671007
>>215671007Crocodile Dundee is a great romcom, cunt.Also Rabbit Proof Fence is a great artsy movie.
>>215671076>An Indian colonizer in Australia made this post.
>>215674350Came here to post this
>Fellow Aussie making a thread for kino recommendations because he's a lazy fucking cunt>Knowing it'll get instant bitesYou all gave this Melbournite nigger exactly what he wanted. Not the worst bait you've all fallen for (as there's some kino in the thread), but shame on you all for biting.
>>215671007Fern GullyThe Rescuers Down Under
>BMX BanditsYou fucking Philistines
>>215671007That's an odd statement. As long as they have phones, computers or even a single cinema, it can't be devoid of Cinema.
>>215675195>I was merely pretending to be a retarded criminalDidn't work for your ancestors and doesn't work for (you).
>>215673441kino
>>215675116>Brit complaining about colonizers
>>215671007Literally me
>>215671007How did the UK become less white than the US only for Canada to become less white than the UK only for Australia to become less white than Canada?
>>215676582autism kino
>>215671007>>215671159>Behold an entire continent devoid of kinoI'm here!difference between two continents and two countries: brazilians and australians
>>215671007That is NOT what Australia looks like. Australia is as flat as a pancake.
>>215675116>colonizer>>215676362>colonizersGet FUCKED seppos.
>>215676973Gdanya cunt! Moighty foine doi for a barbie, ta. Gonna lolly the Matilda under a eucalyptus tree, mite
>mfw exit survey at Australian airport asks if I'd seen Australia the movie
>>215671367>after the concert of OasisMelbourne is the worst place in Australia so this isn't bad.
>>215671320kek
>>215672603And Ben Mendelsohn. Australia are like Ireland. The don't make a lot of movies but the ones they do are mostly pretty decent.
>>215677242What's so bad about it?
>>21567743250% chinks, 50% poosNuff said
>>215671007Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975, Weir)The Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith (1978, Schepisi)Gallipoli (1981, Weir)Bliss (1985, Lawrence)Ghosts of the Civil Dead (1988, Hillcoat)Two Hands (1999, Jordan)Lantana (2001, Lawrence)The Tracker (2002, de Heer)Jindabyne (2006, Lawrence)
>>215677519Everyone in that video looks white.
>>215677576Chinks are honorary white
>>215671152only adult in this retarded threadmy favourite film
'Chopper' is one of the greatest crime films ever made and Eric Bana's performance was far beyond mere mimickry and imitation of someone. It doesn't get enough praise.
Wake in Fright is pure certified kino.
EEVLOG
oldfags will never know how absolutely kino these guys were to 2000’s kids
>>215671007PHAT PIZZA
>>215672678One of the rare /tv/ recommendations that was actually good
>>215671158Nanette
Breaker Morantone of my dad's favorites
Mister In-Between is fucking great.
>>215671007watch more films
>>215671007Doubt
Bush Tucker Man>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSNpNNhgmNE>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSNpNNhgmNE>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSNpNNhgmNETop tier comfy Kino
Wolf Creek in you'er path
>>215671007That's Australia not Africa
its okay they have runescape
>>215671007I enjoyed The Newsreader over the last few years. But /tv/ generally would hate the literal faggotry.
>>215671171>Picnic at Hanging RockThis
>>215671453Prisoner: Cell Block H.
>>215671803So there are just no actual Australians?
>>215672920>almost everyone is taught to swim from a young ageAre there countries where this doesn't happen?As a bong I wasn't taught in school, but that's no excuse.
>>215671189Probably the most soi show of all time. It's an incredible feat that Australia can produce some of the most soi shows possible that would even put California to shame.
>>215671367looks like hellbut I'm antisocial
>>215681185As an Aussie we'd do regular school trips for swimming classes, plus some weekend stuff sometimes.
>>215671217>I'm pretty sure our entire film industry is just the government paying American studios to film their slop in New South Wales instead of California.You mean Queensland, anon. A lot of Hollywood movies are filmed on the Gold Coast at Universal Studios and around Brisbane. Pretty much everything the Hemsworths star in has a good portion filmed here.>>215677519Melbourne doesn't have that many jeets, Brisbane has a lot more. I definitely do see a lot of Asians in Melbourne though but I'd still prefer them over jeets any day.
>>215671007Australia is not a continentOceania is
i hate this country so muchi hate the peoplethe whites are either ultimate boomer tier no matter what their age or such extreme leftist pieces of shit theyd make a californian gagthe imports from every shithole in the world are scum that just keep on coming in droves with no reliefthe government is literally satanic jewish pedophiles or their goodest goy slavesthe weather fuckin blows asshousing is beyond fucked, cost of living is beyond fuckedjob market is fucked and salaries are going backwardsplease god send helpwhere the fuck is there to go in 2025 that isnt completely fucked please tell me
>>215681141He skipped names like Hugh Jackman, Geoffrey Rush, Jonathan Hyde etc that were born here. And where someone's father or mother is from doesn't make much sense to count someone out either, my mother isn't from here but I was still born in Australia and grew up here, so I'm Australian. Where someone is born doesn't matter much if their entire lives were spent in different country, a lot of those actors moved to Australia when they were a few years old or had just been born. Where you spend your formative years is what makes you that nationality really since you grew up with that culture.
>>215679606I remember this and always thought it was pretty gay.>fruit salad! yummy yummya bit queer though innit
>>215681346>an ocean with a bunch of small island is a continentcontinent literally means "continuous land"
I thought this one was pretty dece.
>>215676762>Australia is as flat as a pancakeThe Great Dividing RangeThe Volcanic WestCoastal Limestone CliffsThe Victorian AlpsThe GrampiansMount KosciuszkoThe Blue MountainsAnd that's just a little bit of Vic and some of NSW. Australia is flat on the West side, but not the East side, there are mountains and ranges that run all the way up to the tip of Qld.
>no Danger 5I shiggity diggity
I think living in ausfailia could be cozy! I'd definitely live in the south tho.
>>215680284Thank you anon, I was about to bring it upLove that show
>>215671007cmon now, mad max fury roads isn't that bad
>>215672603I chuckled.
>>215682667Best states are VIC, QLD and SA. Ignore all others.(Though ACT is pretty nice but is derided for being a bit boring, it's basically Washington DC but with less monuments).
>>215682930that picture doesn't look that flattering to be honest..
>>215671152this
>>215672462Came to say this
>>215683134That's Canberra, our DC essentially. A lot of people don't like it but I think it's alright.
>>215671007Kangaroos are kino
>>215671007I liked Spellbinder... but that was also a partnership with Poland
>>215671007THIS is a KIno.
>>215671007For me, it was Australia
>>215683364Never seen it but doesn't it also have some retarded plot point where abbo magic saves a damaged plane or something?
>>215683188Well those trees are beautiful ..
>>215683634Yeah, NSW, VIC and ACT have some really nice trees and foliage.
>>215683756do you get giant bugs there?
>>215684071Not really, the biggest bug really is the huntsmen and they're harmless. Everything else is pretty small (except for some moths maybe, some of those fuckers can be big but that's a seasonal thing).
>>215684120do people go camping in the outback or is it too dangerous?
Oh wow it's this thread again where we find out that a country with a less than a tenth of the population of the globohomo kike factory produces far more substantial art. I look forward to seeing the same thread in perpetuity.
This and dark age
>>215684151Yeah people go camping constantly, dunno if people camp out in the desert but if Amercians do it in Nevada or whatever then I'm sure some people here would too. I've only ever gone camping in forests and on mountains in QLD and Victoria (pic related being one campground I've been to), I think it'd be boring to camp in a vast emptiness like the desert.
>>215671367all these people wanted me dead, beaten and barred from society for not jabbing myself with useless poison during covid
>>215684818they still do regardlessaustralians HATE HATE HATE anyone who differs even a little bitthe country of tall poppy syndrome/crabs in a bucket/punching down
>>215671007Long weekend is better than The Birds
>>215684869The why'd they get run over by ChiCom + jeets? It's fake bravado
>>215681387I followed this preppers self sufficient me for a some tips for a bit. You have great weather for home are Adin. Accumulate silver, get a tradesman skill +homestead.
>>215684974because aussies are the most psyopped people in history who will do anything the government saysjust look up port arthur
>>215671367that's the exact location where the stormtrooper fell down the stairs t. stair knowerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEPcxs5IIJI
>>215671152I don't know why but I found this very comfy
>>215676582classic film
>>215684120>No...except for the fucking huge ones.
kangaroo abs
>>215681444You are really gay posting so many pics of your boyfriend, ya queer
>>215671007Australia produces a disproportionate quantity of Hollywood A-Listers though
This and bluey
>>215684818>medicine is poisonhuh?
American in Australia. Australia is just an extension of the USA these days.>No culture of their own >Only thing to do at night is go to night clubs, drugs, sports, and tattoos >Population is globohomo mystery meat>Cities are dominated by the same USA conglomerates and megacorporations>US TV shows, movies, music dominates the local culture>Suburbs heavily inspired by US-suburbs>Entire population under 40 has been raised on US internet and US culture>In many cases the youth use American English more than Australian English>Brisbane only has hotels, rooftop bars and drugs in the valley>Gold Coast? More like Homeless Coast >Sydney only has malls and the opera house>Melbourne only has homeless everywhere in the CBD and St Kilda beach>Regional towns only have ice and meth>Fuel prices are fucked
>>215671007>APOLOGIZE
>>215672610all those posts and he was never brave enough to name his "superior" country. LMAO
>>215683232Why was there a Aussie-Polish collaboration tv show?
Nah big lez is kino cunt
