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They were not underqge.
I dont get what the point of the movie was, it's like fairytale to prevent husbands from cheating the way old fairytales ended with children being eaten because they went into forest
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>>215671131
Did he really say that?
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>>215671131
>NOT MY ASS!!! DONT LICK IT THERE!!! DONT SLIDE YOUR TONGUE INSIDE MY ANUS NOOOOO
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>>215671131
>these 28 year old actresses thought they could get away playing 15 year olds and it not be laughable
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>>215671174
No but he said "what was I supposed to do!? You sucked my cock! You both sucked my cock! IT WAS FREE PIZZA, FREE FUCKING PIZZA!!!"
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>>215671131
Those fucking bitches! I feel bad for Keenu character here, I would gladly take his place to protect him from the suffering he went through in this scene.
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>>215671131
i wish keanu was being molested by teenboys instead of girls
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in one scene she's wearing what's supposed to be his 10yo daughter's school uniform and it fits her somehow, making me think in the original script they were supposed to be kids. now that would have been a better movie
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>>215671131
if John Wick was there, woulda been a different story
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>>215671250
There would have been a lot of cum in that bedroom
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>>215671250
They would have fucked his dog to death and he would take a blood oath of revenge?
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>>215671131
Jesus Christ, these sick bitches. Only 17? What the fuck could they possibly talk about after?
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>>215671131
if Mr Neo The One Anderson was there, would have been a different story
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>>215671289
underrated kek
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>>215671131
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
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>>215671396
He would have watched from the balcony as they had an orgy with 100s of black and brown people?
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>>215671179
>PLEASE I HAVEN'T SHOWERED TODAY AND I ONLY USED TOILET PAPER I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE DON'T LICK MY DIRTY HAIRY- NOOOO TAKE YOUR TONGUE AWAY TAKE IT AWAY TAKE IT AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
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>>215671179
>>215671526
holy KINO
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>>215671396
>You think that's your cock they're sucking?
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>>215671131
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>>215671590
kek
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>>215671165
They were tho
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>>215671649
don't feel bad for him, he was a rich and powerful prince in a secret society that contains people powerful enough to influence the laws, but decided "underage pussy is fine for me but not for thee" and let the laws be as batshit as possible so they could import brown slave labor, anyone who gets taken down a peg as a result of Epstein despite the scale of the coverup is a victory, no matter what for
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>>215672071
She wasn't underage though, she was 17. The legal age of consent is 16.
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>>215671649
They look so happy together, so carefree
Simpler times, before the tabloids... le sigh
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>>215671649
>>215672154
AIIIIIEEEEEE that's literally a child!! Basically a baby! How could he ever find a woman under 35 attractive?
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>>215671994
They lied
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If Ted "Theodore" Logan had been there, would've been a different story
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>>215672154
Amazing how they gaslit people into thinking the children were teenagers and not murdered.
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>>215672484
Nobody under 45 gets that reference, sorry
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What's the plot of this film?
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>>215673063
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knock_Knock_(2015_film)

At dawn, the girls tie Evan up with a hose, bury him in the hole, leaving only his head aboveground, and tell him they will crush his skull with a large stone. It misses his head as the girls reveal the entire ordeal was merely a "game". They never intended to kill Evan, nor are underage; everything they did was part of a hobby of seducing, victimizing, and ruining the lives of married men with children who cheat on their spouses. Genesis uploads the video she recorded of Bel raping Evan to his Facebook profile, making it public. They depart for another victim and take Monkey with them, leaving Evan to his fate. Karen and the kids arrive to find the house ruined.


Shan't be watching.
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>>215673063
His wife and kids go on some kind of trip, two hot girls appear on his doorstep while it's raining so he lets them in, they take a bath, seduce him, suck his cock, then they start fucking with him, then rape him roleplaying as his daughter then bury him in the backyard with his head poking out for his wife to find and they prop his phone so that he sees her massages
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>>215673103
You forgot that they uploaded a video of them raping him on his Facebook profile
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>>215673103
>>215673102
If they didn't tempt him he wouldn't have "cheated". It's very easy to be a demon and knock people down, all this film does is legitimize this sort of behavior. I'm sure many women were inspired to act like demons.

Yes sweety, you have carte blanche to do anything and everything at all times, you're always innocent. Such a hateful film, I'm actually disgusted.
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>>215673131
Ok incel
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>>215673151
tell us how you were inspired to act like a demon and how that's a good thing then if what I wrote triggers you
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>>215673166
Because... I... LIKE IT!
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>>215673223
good luck
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>>215671131
>Eli Roth was married to Lorenza Izzo during the filming
>Lorenza Izzo character fucks Keanu Reeves in the movie
Is Eli Roth a cuck?
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>>215671179
He didnt say that. I watched the movie
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>>215673288
Check his early life section to find the answer
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>>215671131
why didn't they find attractive actresses
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>YESSSS YESSSS SETTLE DOWN AND MARRY ME 35 IS JUST THE RIGHT AGE STARFISH IN MY BED AFTER RIDING THE COCK CAROUSEL THEN DIVORCE RAPE ME YES!
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>>215673789
i can fix her
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>>215673789
What movies is this quote from?
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>>215671131
those two women are doing bad things
but simps like OP will simp
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If Ortiz the Dog Boy had been there, would've been a different story.
Well, maybe not too different.
You just know.



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