she was begging for it
>>215673007She got Comedian's dick wet anyways so, mission accomplished.
BLOATED WHOOOORE
>>215673007Explain the Comedian. He's just a guy. But superhero?
>>215673389same with nite owl and silk spectre and rorschach and... almost everyone besides adrian and manhattan. the whole setting is normal ass people getting jacked and dressing up to try and make things a bit less shitty for the typical sad sack weakling citizen, until ol' bluedick shakes the whole world up
>>215673007>I WAS A HERO GODDAMNITprobably the funniest line from the moviebitch, you didn't do shit. it's all the men that were the heroes. You were only fucking them
>>215673389He did a lot of pushups
>>215673007why not tell the cops?the movie is retarded
>>215673825>get super-raped>call police>they say it will be handled>phone rings and you hear your rapist pick up and say "watchmen, super-rape department. she did? oh my..."
>>215673841rorschach was also put in jailyou're as dumb as the writer of this garbage movie
>>215673825Hooded Justice beat the shit out of Comedian for it. Later on the Comedian murders him
>>215673007Daily reminder the rape was so good she retroactively gave consent and even had a baby with the Comedian
>>215673007She was interested in him, but that was not the time and place of how she wanted to have sex with him. Really pathetic and disgusting how many people in here have the mentality of a rapist and don't get consent. No means no, but it doesn't mean the answer is always no, it can also mean try again later.
>>215673869>the police didn't call the super-rape hotline when the situation was about a simple murder victim, not a super rapist that might be hungry for police bootywow no kidding?do try to keep up with the rest of the class, please.
>>215673879And everyone's like "oh no! Poor Comedian died! I'm so sad!" And crying over that loser. He should have been treated as a supervillain himself for the shit he did. He did worse things that Adrian ever did and for way worse reasons, they just didn't involve an alien squid.
>>215673389He saw the abyss and laughed, thats his thing. Thats why he didnt cared if he killed gooks, commies, civilians or raped foid. In the end, he understand but didnt care.>>215673430Im pretty sure Alan Moore intention was to show a sort of continuity with the blissful fun of the 50' eras of comics to the increasingly more serious and gritty representation of comics when writers started to write about gang violence, drugs, and politics.In Watchmen, super heroes are meant to be civilians helping to brighten the mood of the neighborhood and occasionally stopping crime. It changed when the Comedian tried to rape Silk Spectre and when he basically said to everyone in the group that "all we do dont matter nor is actually fixing the problem because the world is going to blow up anyway."Thats why the only "good guys" are either arbitrary super heroes stuck in the past or a billonaire philantropist doing false flag terror attacks to unite the world.Dr. Manathan is only here to show what an actual superman would act around humans (fucking women and pushing limits of science for fun) and being also a reflection of the reader in some ways because we have like Dr. Manhattan, the ability to look in the past, present and future by flipping pages and we are emotionally blanked in a way because well we all that shit dont matter, its a comic book.Or you can see it as cool dudes fighting in alt-history, thats also a valid lecture.
>>215673007She came back for more. Imagine wasting time trying to apply logic to women.Cows moo.
>>215674140>He did worse things that Adrian ever didRemember, never trust lefties with power!
>>215674140This has to be bait
>>215674355Comedian was basically Captain America mixed with the Joker. He was a war hero and went on to do glowy shit. It’s implied he shot jfk. He still didn’t slaughter millions of people in a false flag alien attack
>>215674426If this was /co/ it would be 50/50 or less.
>>215673941That's rules to Beta Billy to follow. Not Chadly Comedian. Beta waits patiently, simps, gives her attention in the hopes she'll someday decide she finally means yes. Chad knows what she really wants and takes it. She loves him for it. Beta cleans up the mess once Chad is done and moved on.
>>215674487Can you brownos learn reading comprehension please.
>>215674487He slaughtered just as many in Vietnam and helped hundreds of thousands of US soldiers get drafted and killed in those wars for shady, lying presidents. And all his efforts helped keep those criminals in power leading up to literally the exact doomsday armageddon situation that Adrian was trying to prevent. That was only happening, the whole world was only about to end, because of Comedian and those like him. He is directly responsible for that shit. Killing off people who wanted peace, calling them loser/idiot/hippy/commies, and instead keeping warmongers and crooks in power.
>>215673941>try again laterDo normies fucking really?
>>215674496Except, comedian didn't get to rape her and got his ass kicked. He didn't get to have sex with her till she wanted to.
>>215675016Once she knew he was will to rape her she wanted it. He didn't need to.Hooded faggot btfo.
>>215673389Yes like others have said most of the capes in that universe were normal people getting jacked to fight crime. Its unrealistic but thats okay, its still kino. Comedian went to nam and started killing innocent people for uncle sam and torching entire villages (and watching dr manhatten crush everything and deatomize people out of existance) so he's blackpilled. He thinks all of life is a sick joke and nothing matters.
>>215675302It's not unrealistic. It was exactly as realistic as criminal wearing masks. The gangsters were robbing businesses and people, committing crimes, and police weren't stopping them well enough. So vigilantes started wearing masks and fighting them. Just normal people trying to do their part to clean up society and make it safe. The unrealistic part was Manhattan. Then it was later that they made the vigilantes illegal and criminals too
>>215674336She came in with the milk
>>215673007>50s fetish pin up style Hhnnnggg
>>215673007Im so pissed this absolute smokeshows career did not rake off until she was old. So fucking stunning and she doesn't get her own show till she's 60.
>>215674197>He saw the abyss and laughed, thats his thing.No, he thought he saw the abyss. Then he found the secret project, how deep the real abyss goes, and had a complete meltdown.
>>215673007at some point rough sex and rape become difficult to tell the difference. bitches refuse to admit this
>>215674197Watchmen is a total rip-off of Jerry Siegel's writingReign of the Super-Man (normal guy that becomes super and now can look past and future and understand everything and is bald), Superman (obviously, but The main similarity is in regards of Dr M. here is that As Superman in 1938 - 1945 comics "grew" stronger and gained more and more powers he stopped preventing or ending wars like in Superman #1 and #2 and instead in 1942-1945 (and Siegel himself was drafted in mid-1943, not to mention after 1941 was under tight censorship) comics was ENCOURAGING average joe to joing the "good" war, something that literally contradicts Superman #1 and #2 therefore "Superman cares less and less", also original 1934 Clark Kent version had him come from the future instead of another planet therefore the conflict of what came before), The Spectre (average guy dies and gets omniptotent powers, doesn't consider himself human and in the very end split from original human identity completely Despite "The Spectre" AND "Dr Manhattan" are the made-up fake looney troonie superhero names, also both are basically "naked" even more so than Clark Kent Superman really is) , The Mightiest Crusaders from Archie Comics (other superheroes are Way beyond their abilties (compared to Superman and The Spectre, who are, "at least" almost or Completely invincible and therefore aren't retards) adrenaline junkies who literally CAN'T live without superhero life despite it kills some of them, also just like Nite Owl / Silk Specte 1->2 there is also father/parent - superhero being reason the child is a retard too, basically "groomed" into getting eventually shot or turned into stone like the daddy was) , The Starling (1983-1984, first ever "superman having sex with ordinary woman" and more "serious" comics in general) >>215673430>normal ass peopleNite Owl 2 and Rorschach are physically more impressive than Batman and Captain America and Daredevil at the time of when Watchmen was "created"
>>215678239we all going to die anyways, but what if greeks are correct in their assessment of 1-life 2-death 3-divineReminder that literally nobody actually complained after they died, meanwhile people fear death Also because of how Life "prepares" for it, often times, and Life is constant series of pain and getting cucked again and again until you accept the cucking and become "tolerant"But also remember that you were once an all white smaller than even a fucking hair inside of your dad and a little big bigger inside of your mome, or maybe just maybe you weren't even there but "downloaded" or "created" at Some point, ie you were "fake" and now you are Real Idea. What if death just makes it Real-Er, even More giant than Any human or even fetus is compared to a sperm+egg!
>>215678651>Nite Owl 2 and Rorschach arealong Dr M and Ozy are Really just Batman and Superman traits rearranged. And also Siegel's reflection in Nite Owl 2 , also a fat guy with glasses who "quit" , and Rorschach literally has second name and Is redhead like his real life second wife "Joanne Carter"
>>215678744Thats a cool original idea.
>>215678846definitely not original, just some ruminating upon available "data" and also some even real knowledge of mine
>>215678239There is a rumor she was Zack Snyder's mistress.
Comedian is an interesting character, he's a rapist, a murderer, a thug, yet he's loved by most. The woman he raped forgives him and still loves him even after his death. Then you have Rorschach who every hates and avoids, yet out of all them he's the most moral good.
>>215675302Apart from Manhattan, Adrien is the only one that has powers. He has speed plus he catches bullets.
>>215673007Fun Fact: All women are
>>215673825Why would her friend put that in a book and then give it to her daughter as a present. The fuck was going on in his head.
>>215674426Or just a woman, they think one rape is worse than murdering innocent people.
>>215680375He didn't catch bullets, he deflected them, which, given him being the smartest man alive, you could argue he did so by calculating their trajectory and used the most solid material he could to deflect where they would likely hit.
>>215680337It’s because Rorschach is a short ginger and Comedian is a tall chad
>>215678239She played Wayne's girlfriend in an episode of The Wonder Years. Was also in Sucker Punch.Also just noticed The Comedian plays Batman's father in Batman vs Superman.
>>215673869>rorschach was also put in jailfor being an illegal mask with no government connections. Comedian was a dayglow CIA nigger who had contacts in Nixon's inner circle. He had as much of a chance of going to jail for one rape as Bill Clinton
>>215678651All works and human progress are derivative and laws meant to prevent copying rights are the most damaging thing to happen to humanity.
She unironically deserved better and I hate how she's completely forgotten in any circle that discusses Watchmen.
>>215673007Perhaps, but I have less respect for men who can't keep it in their pants. Fucking losers get it together you're acting like niggers.
>>215680515>He didn't catch bullets, he deflected themTalking about the comic and he also catches the bullet in the movie.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNj4UjzbHkQ
>>215681845Who? That isn't silk spectre
>>215674197why did this dude zap grown up millhouse?
>>215673941You will never be a real woman
>>215673133this guy is 16 year old???
>>215680606Hilarious. Another woman like Scully who got better with age.
>>215683443wonder years - most likely deliberately - felt important when it was on. I was just a bit younger than the character, and watched him progress through life. I fell for winnie as he did, and the last episode was a big deal - it was first last episode of something I'd ever seen - that he'd just go off into his future life and that was that, we'd go our separate ways.i was bummed out that he didn't end up with winnie.my life went absolutely nothing like his when I reached his age - and was generally miserable after about the age of 14.never rewatched it, maybe one 30 seocnd clip, dunno if it was ever reshown on TV where I was.
>>215673007The truth is Rorschach is the only good person in watchmen, everyone else is a fucking prick that deserves the worst
>>215683686nah, comedian was fine, it was war man
>>215683686>Tell me you have never read Jeremy Bentham without telling me you have never read Jeremy Bentham.
>>215683591Id like to respond but your post is too real for me. I thought this was delicious copypasta at first. Thats heavy.
>>215683810yeah it's weird anticipating a life that will never happen. it wasn't even unrealistic, just the general things. didn't ask for much, received far less.
>>215680743Hows your first year in college little guy?
>>215684235I touched a boob! fr fr
