>if that was just the baby...>then where's the mother?
>but if you're here, then whos flying the plane>cut to baby bear flying the plane
>Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there, and I just remembered, we're out here. What I wanna know is, where's the caveman?
>>215673037S-sir the mother is the size of Nebraska….
>>215673037>it’s right behind me, isn’t it?
>*damsel gets called sweetheart and proceeds to beat up several burly men*>looks at MC who's jaw is dropped and shrugs while saying she grew up with 4 older brothers
>who shit my pants
>>215673184>flashback to her 4 older brothers gangbanging her
>>215673119Wtf I love Encino Man now
>>215673037>Bag flies over character's face during windy outdoors scene >"HEY! WHO TURNED OUT ALL THE LIGHTS?!"
>SO THAT JUST HAPPENED
>and you other gun
>>215673184>seemingly harmless women kicks ass>"WHAT A LADY"
>>215673037epstein island documentary be like
>Grandma starts raping faster than eminem
>>215673037>Erm, you're gonna wanna see that it's right behind me isn't it
> Dog hides eyes with its pawn
>>215673682KINO>American comedy where the good guys have a small dog>The dog bites the baddies on the crotch>Instead of letting go, the dog dangles around grabbing on his crotch
>>215673037>*WAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH behind your back*
>>215673682>>215673831K I N OINO
some tropes are ok in my book
>Bad guys leave the scene suspiciously fast>Ticking noise from under the table
>>215673037lol I was just watching a movie that ends with this exact trope (Piranha 3D)
>>215673512> grandma starts fighting in kung fu
>white nerdy guy punches rapist>girl falls in love with him instead of rapistTurned it off right there. My suspension of disbelief can only go so far.
>>215674444Four foursReally nice>*robot talks*: Commander, the odds of success are of one in a million>*Commander* Won't someone turn that thing off
