ANCK-SU-NAMUN!
>that look imhotep gives brendan fraser when his woman is loyal but his isn't;_;
>>215673417Thousand of years lost for a whore who left him to die at the end.Poor baldy :(
>>215673525> cheated on pharaoh, the most powerful man in egypt, with him> expects hoes to have any loyaltiesimhotep is an ancient simp
>>215673417NAI!>gets BUGGED
Never even began for Imhotepcels
>>215673679he's not the simp, he's the bull, pharaoh is the simp
>>215673525>that sad, respectful smile to the both of them>gives upOne of the only times I genuinely felt bad for a bad guy
>>215673417>>215673525>go through the arduous task of granting his woman eternal life>she still bails on himLiterally nothing will satisfy a woman, they're like walking black holes
>>215673637It's because she was always a whore and he realized it too late. He should have let her go.
>>215673417Lol. I remember watching it with a woman who had a big crush at Imhotep. She went fucking livid when Anck-Su-Namun betrayed him.
>>215674069I remember the girls in my class going crazy over the arab guy. Which, fair enough, he was cool.
>>215673679How you get them is how you will lose them. Folk wisdom.
>>215674096He really wasn't, in fact he was completely useless and didn't do anything at all.Literally only had one job and some random American and Britt do your job for which your organization was prepared for millenia
>>215673525That bittersweet smile was a nice touch.
>>215674158Allah, uh, works in mysterious ways. He totally knew the anglos would sort it out.
>>215674096I’m gay and would love to ride his magic stick to give him a break from a life of guarding ancient perils
