I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
>>215675522They raceswapped every fuckin character lmao
>>215675522just like a thousand other shows. the first season is lightning in a bottle, then it shits the bed hard.
>>215675522I feel like there needs to be a sign tapper meme for videogame adaptations. They’re always worse than the games, and the best version possible is “it wasn’t bad thank god” I get into arguments with my friends all the time about the useless trannies that write tv shows and movies now every time they get excited about their new favorite le HECKIN VIDYA SHOW
>>215675522Also, I just recently rewatched the first season and it’s really not very good. It’s fucking corny OFTEN
>>215675522>5.9 is badThis is not how the scale works.
>>215675892The first season showed potential, but also clear signs of what was actually to come. If Cavill had managed to get more sway over the production after the success of the first season it could've been saved, but instead the retards in charge decided to throw their backing behind the retarded activist writers who openly hated the source material and wanted him out for daring to try to fix their dogshit work.
>>2156759065.9 is below average if we start counting from 1 instead of 0.
I saw the first episode (ranking at 8.2) and thought it was absolute shit. I'm glad I did not insist.
>>215675981that's not how math works dumblito
>>215675906Well yeah, for example in my country schools give you votes ranging from 10 to 2 and anything under 6 is not good.
>>215675906yes it does.
>>215676199>>215676204On a scale from 1 to 10, that doesn't include 0.1 through 0.9, 5.0 through 5.9 is average. No, it isn't good, but it isn't bad either. If you think something is bad, you rate it 4 or lower. Simple as.
>>215675522Absolutely disgusted at how they chose to ruin the show's chances.
>>215675522I quit on season 2 when they killed Eskel. Never looked back. Can someone tell me what happened after?Also they should have cancelled the show after Henry left.
>>215675981Not quite, if we're talking an average of all possible scores you're correct that the "average" value is above 5, but it'd be 5.5 not 6, so 5.9 would still be "above average" or just average depending on what kind of ranges you want to consider for scores.But the fact is when we're talking about averages of actual scores people would assign to actual media, "average" is really probably closer to 6 or 7 (ayy lmao where my alphoomers at)
>the only good scene in the entire show is some biker killing a bunch of dei hiresI like the old ahow because it shows yen's bush and dragon looked impressive for a 5yo me
>>215675552>the first season is lightning in a bottleWas it really though? Or was it just the novelty overshadowing everything else
>>215676234Only if there is an even distribution.There isn't an even distribution.A "below average" movie can rate higher than 5.9 by virtue of there being more, better, movies.
>>215676234that's objectively not what people do, which you can see on the graph. 5.9 is below average. imdb itself tells you the average rating is 7.
>>215675522>fantasy series with a protagonist that is literally Chad Thundercock>premise is incredibly straight forward, he fights cool monsters with magic and swords>completely fuck it up by focusing on stupid women>also make the other male character gay for no reason because of course you did
>>215675906>>215675981>>215676072>>215676199>>215676204>>215676234>>215676271>>215676299Oh my god shut the fuck up both of you
>>215676234>>215676287it's not even 5.9 with an even distribution you retarded nogs, it's 5.5
>>215675906It really depends on the ratings distribution of the individual entry. Sometimes there are 5s that are just an average of most people giving 1s and some trolls still giving 10s. And sometimes the 5 results from actually most people giving 5s.
How is S2 that high? It's absolutely shit and what turned most people off from watching. It's like 90% OC fanfic garbage.
>>215675522the fact that s1 had ratings this high is a joke in of itself. the original polish one (the hexer) made on some laughably low shoestring budget mogs this netflix tripe
>>215676325the mean is 5.5 you dumb frog
>>215676498Imagine being that actress and having your boss talk about you this way.
>>215675522alright why did the first two episodes get the highest ratings?
>>215676408the og season came out after the game of thrones crashout. people were dying for fantasy tv shows. witcher 3 was considered the best game of the decade
>>215675522I don't really see how season 4 is any worse than 2 or 3they're all the same kind of dogshit
>>215676204you do see that 5.9 is right there in with the majority of movies? Garbage would be 1-3. Bad would be 3-5. Good/regular is 5-7.5. Great is 7.5-8.5. Awesome is 8.5-10.
>>215676553she's not even ugly, she just isn't yennefer
I guess this is a good enough thread to ask if I should read the books. I don't have much fantasy knowledge: so it's either the Witcher books or the Book of the New Sun.
it's fucking retarded how those mongoloids high on their own hype produce their fanfics and then cry about toxic fans and mmuh reviewbombing when they produce shit>accept you're just a showrunner not a second movie jesus aka the hardest part>look at the book, book is successfull>game based on the books also farms money>so if we make a movie based on the books we can farm even more money?<wild amerimutt retard addicted to politics and culture wars appear>>NO, we will make completely new shit, insert our own real-life agendas and fantasies because source is shit and our excellent new thing is goldand then reality hits hard and instead of a gold you have a turd you hard damage-control that it's actually gold nuget and smell doesn't exist and if you point it out you're le raycist toxic fan!
>>21567627110: Perfect9: Spectacular8: Very good7: Good6: Alright5: Mediocre4: Pretty bad3: Bad2: Atrocious1: Comically bad, unwatchable
I'm addicted to Witcher 3d futa porn.
>>215675522I was looking forward to watching this : (
>>215677029The books are like bard stories, word of mouth unreliable narrator. The only one I like enough to remember is Last Wish, which is covered by one of the episodes badly.It's not like it's a large time investment to go through them, but they don't have any satisfying storyline with a conclusion.
>>215676252You know the top is based on a trans employee right... No joke.
>>215675522The high ratings for the first two seasons are wrong. This was pure garbage from the start
>>215675522the witcher franchise is even more painful to watch crash and burn than the snyder DCverse
>>215677029Yea... they are good. Not great, and I was glad to be finished of them. They are very smart books though, set in a cool settings, and Im glad I read them. First ones a must and if you dont like it stop as its the best one though 2 had its moments.I just read the first Witcher book, it was too dark for me.Also if pic related has ever been on your radar it be a good play well reading even though many think its by far the worst in the series.
>>215675522why are the ratings for S1 so good? I had to stop after 4 episodes because it's inwatchable trash
>>215676498>gorgeous>thin>perfect breastsTake that, beauty standards!In all honesty she’s hotter than Yen is supposed to be. She’s meant to be superficially hot but slightly witchy under scrutiny
>>215677029The books suck, I read them cause I liked the games and ended up dropping them
>>215677271Yea, I give her a pass. Triss though... Actress is cute but not triss cute. Plus the casting director messed up as blonde tits McGee make both look like ugos.
>>215677271>mages have a ceremony where they transform into an idealized super hot version of themselves>she still chose to be brown for some reasonunrealistic
>>215677392The actress they got for Triss is okayish looking on her own, but what little they did to try to lazily make her look like Triss made her look worse.
didn't some hole that worked on the show seethe no one's watching this garbage?
>>215677476You're gonna have to be more specific. It was made almost entirely by holes and every interaction with the media they've had was seething about how people weren't watching because muh racism and soggy knees or whatever.
>>215677502ah, I wasn't aware. never mind then.
>>215677502Im tired boss.
>>215677056I wish triss’s actress looked in her pic. While a miscasting for the look, at least she ‘d like a young , cheerful girl she is in the books and games.Instead in the show she was reduced to “wise, not sexy and bitchy sorceress n100”.That bitch of the director couldn’t even get the characters right.
>>215677075I thought the lowest rated film on there was a 3. So 1&2 are wasted. Plus 5&6 are synonyms.
>>215676278>the old ahow because it shows yen's bush and dragon looked impressive for a 5yo meyou mean you were 5 when the show released on 2019? ... 6 years ago?making you 11 now ?MODS
>>215677264It ended up on the normies' radar (mostly thanks to that viral Toss a Coin to Your Witcher song) and they love trash.
>>215675522Witcher was never good (games,books, tv)all trash
>>215678067I meant the old polakker show with a budget of half a vodka bottle
WHO the fuck is watching this?
>>215675874Angry Birds movie was better than the games
>>215675547They had to do this.If every third character isn't black, following demographics will ignore your show:>women>liberal men>gays>any black personIt's exactly why what LOTR did wrong. Have you ever seen black person talk about LOTR? No, you haven't because they were not represented. If LOTR had made every third person black they would tripled the profits.
>>215678199I've seen huwhite people talking about all-Asian shows from Korea and Japan though. They're on this very board right now
>>215677264because it was newI tried to rewatch it and it was dull and terrible
>>215678199>If every third character isn't black, following demographics will ignore your show:>a bunch of demographics that won't watch anyway
>>215678437It's because it was new, the story/setting was at least pretty unique at the time, and Cavill was selling it like crazy at the time and people like him. As soon as it became clear that Cavill had lost hope for the series, everyone who was holding out hope that it might actually get good eventually jumped ship.
>>215678468This. They weren’t going to watch anyways and you just alienated the people who would.
So is it done? or are they making more season of whatever this is
>>215678531next season will be the last
>>215678576The fact that they ever thought they had enough goodwill with viewers to keep going for any amount of time once Henry left is insane to me. There's never been a more clear indicator that the people making these decisions have absolutely no perspective on what the people viewing their shows want or enjoy.
>>215678521I don’t have the metric handy but it’s something like 90% of all tv shows that try to swap the main character regardless of the reason fail within 2 seasons. You can post all the “muh tiny hands can’t act’ memes you want, but people liked Henry.
>>215677128Bullshit. That was an after the fact claim years later by a tranny who steered their trans persona to try to look like her after the games released. They fucking mocapped an actual women for the character. You are literally falling for fake news pushed by insane faggots
>>215676498challenge yourself
>>215677002Kinda the point, they'd never say something like that about the actual uggos they hire. This is your basic bitch white roastie putdown of a younger more attractive woman.
>>215678199Ah yes, this is why RANGS OF POWAH is such a hit lmao
>>215678199Blacks only watch shit with rappers and gangs killing each otherMeanwhile the Original trilogy for LoTR is one of the most popular trilogies worldwide for anyone with half a brain
>>215676252Dammit Keiara looks like THAT?
>>215676498"Yeah, we choose to cast an uggo".Jesus christ,
>>215677128>based onyeah, and I bet you believe that all the anime girl pfps with trans flags are what the users actually look like too lmao
>>215678199>If LOTR had made every third person black they would tripled the profits.
>>215675522don't care, would still smash yennefer of vengerberg in all holes
>>215675522It's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxSJsFD-jKo
>>215675547NOT QUITEimagine the uproar if they raceswapped the zerrikanians to blonde haired bimbos.
>>215678199pretty nice bait, and dubs
>>215675522I am a sick fuck and care about IMDB episode reviews and have written some and I can confirm to you that even 5.5 is low for a episode of TV. 3.3 is actually near impossible. The most fillery episode of Breaking Bad is like a 6.8, worst episode of Tulsa King is a 6.9. The worst episode of She Hulk is 4.7! lol>>215676775Its probably a lot of protest voting too.>>215677271Yep she is definitely More For Me I mean just because her skin color is not white then nobody will fuck her then she will be plenty horny for me then since she hasn't had sex since Witcher 1 just kidding
>>215677271It's really mean how they not only cast the wrong actress but also work to make them look ugly. Just look at Kelly Tran in Star Wars.
>>215675522KEKYPOW
Any good nudity in this season?
>>215675552on what fucking plane of existence was season one of this slop good
>>215679131Harvey (PBUH) was the only thing standing between us and complete uggo casting.
>>215678199>>215678796I beg you /tv/ post the "oh lawd them rangs" memes
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>>215675522I agree with that chart. I loved Witcher season one. Season two was like meh. I gave up on season three very early on. I think I saw two episodes. I didn't even know season four was in the works.
>>215678199Exactly. That is why the box office of cinemas is so great now - all the DEI.
They lost me when they decided to go full woke DEI
>>215679423>somebody was butthurt enough about Rings of Power to make thiskek
>>215676498>we need challenge beauty standards by casting a conventionally attractive woman with a hot body??????
>>215679341NTA and it wasn't lightning in a bottle by any means but it was mostly pretty good. Had they given a billion dollars to someone who wanted to make money instead of hisswitch it would have been the biggest fantasy IP since LOTR. Insane budget, lead actor who loves the universe, massive IP with fans yearning for more. Instead we got DEI: the SJW strikes back.
I watched a few episodes into the first season and was bored out of my mind, couldn't take it anymore. It gets worse?
>>215679577conventionally attractive women are white
>>215677029reading this book is like having a strokean incoherent mess of random shitpure leddit nihilism
>>215675874Angry Birds, like the other anon said, and Mortal Kombat, are the only for video game movies I can think of
>>215675522None of that show is even close to watchable
>>215678199>If LOTR had made every third person black they would tripled the profits.10/10 made me lol
>>215677029>either this book OR this bookYou can read more than one book/series.I loved the witcher books. I'm rereading them currently to refresh before I read the newest book.
>>215679533You mean back when Amazon wouldn’t let their warehouse employees clock out until they made a RANGS thread on /tv/? Yeah probably.
>>215679438Renfri lives in my head rent free
>>215679702I never forgave Witcher for killing off Renfri and depriving us of seeing more of this extremely cute actress
>>215677128Stop trying to ruin everything tranny. Revisionist bullshit. Go away.
>>215676498They actually meant some of the other characters, but didn't dare to use them as examples. Had they pointed out some of the other beuty standards defying choices, people would have been up in arms. Using an attractive woman as their shield was their only option.
>>215679471Meanwhile almost every character in the games is white, these casting decisions seem somewhat questionable.
>the drunk old white swordsman completely butchers the stupid band of two-dimensional DEI hires with humiliating ease and then saws the negress dyke's head off cartel-style in front of a crying Ciri
>>215680062By far the best part
no fucking way they make S5 sfter this shitty show bombed this hard right? every fucking review site is literally wishing this was never made in the first place
>>215680144It's already been filmed
>>215680201fuck this gay earth
>>215676234The average show is bad anon.
>>215679806With Auburn hair and green contacts she'd pass for good Triss.
>>215678199cant wait for Gandalf the BLACK to soon make his debut
>>215675522Me and my gf have watched S2 and both enjoyed first 5-6 episodes. It was actually pretty close to the books when it mattered. And even additions were good enough. But then in ep 7 they jumped a shark, ruining Yennefer, adding retarded posession plot and creating some retarded battle vs vyverns with chinese witchers.These last couple episodes brought out score from solid 8 down to 2-4/10.
>>215680225It’s not going past s5 they are just going to sit on it until next year and then blame toxic men for review bombing it or whatever they do.
>>215679390oh laaaaawdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJOIPiEkcx4
>>215675522>S1>"Awesome"this entire chart should be disregarded
>>215675552>>215679341S1 was complete shit with convoluted mess. Only good episode was s1e1
>>215675522chuddies proud of their reviewbombing again
>>215675552No it wasn't. Just like every other show the first season is nothing happens and people rate it highly because of hopium.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HATE THIS SHOW THAT IS RACIST AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>215678727looks very similar to me
>>215675552revisionist history if i've ever heard it, this show was always bad
>>215675522Well deserved for all of you fucking retards that liked Netflix adapting this. You deserve worse than dead, that it's having an IP you loved massacred. Enjoy, retards.
>dat regisjesus christ
>>215678199When you make a good show it will be watched. When you bend a show to make it get watched it is shit and will not be watched.
>>215678199This is just USA anon you can see this in latinoamerica where everyone loves the lord of the rings adn the majority is brown or mestizo
>>215678199shitty bait (or I guess good bait cause people are responding) but this shit literally always boils down to>if it's good, people will watch it>if it's bad, people won't watch itOriginally, people thought this might be good, and they watched it. Then it came out and became very clear it was bad, so they stopped watching it.Thanks for coming to my TED talk
>>215678199>Have you ever seen black person talk about LOTR? No, you haven't because they were not represented.The fuck are you talking about, literally half of every battle was nothing but black people.
>>215676498These people need to know their place. They make entertainment that is it.
explain to me how making such a shit show is profitablealso, the acting careers of all the idiots that accepted to appear are most likely over after this
>>215682310You fucking wish, nigger lover
>>215682636So what the hell do you call these retard?
>>215682487They had to finish and it apparently gets enough ratings to finish it, next season is the final one. Supposedly, this season was always going to be the worst since the book is the worst but I dunno.
>>215675522>IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
all western media nowdays is garbage
>>215683335Those are russians
>>215677056The nigger bitch is so fucking repulsive
>>215678199>>215679471We're all living in Amerika. Amerika ist wunderbar. We're all living in Amerika, Amerika, Amerika.
>>215675522season 1 was garbage
>>215679471Why does it have to be niggersSo many non whites to pick from yet they always pick some ugly ass niggers
>>215685105it is a fetish at this point>YES I LOVE NIGGAS THEY ARE ALWAYS SUPER IMPORTANT AND WE LOVE THEM I WANT TO GET RAPED BY ONE>in one of the most racist countries, not to mention media producing contentpure hypocrisy
>>215679471Ah yes, poland, right in middle of africa.
>>215675552Season 1 was full of race swap, ugly grey skies and woke shit too
