>First of all you, smell good, which is surprising.seriously, how do you respond without sounding mad?
And you don’t smell good, Jimmy. Which is not surprising at all.
what do they normally smell like, sulphur?sorry have never actually met one in person.
>>215676682>no umad
>>215676598>yeah I've been using this stuff called Mind Goblin, its really changed my life around
>>215676598Why did Jonah Hill get so horribly disrespected his entire life
>>215676682fpbp
>>215676877jews scapegoated him he was to absorb all the ugly fat jew comments
>>215676843can jonah even afford comment bots?
>>215676877He's Jonah Hill.
>>215676877Ornella is secretly a time traveler and a metamorph.
>>215676843I'm Team Jonah and I'll #DieOnThatHill
>>215676598"you...uh... smell a lot of people jimmy?"
>>215676598>thanks Jimmy!Then I'd go for a hug.
>>215676598>>215677406This, you’re a fat dumb comedian, take the insult with stride. Chris Farley would have said YYYYEAAH I REMEMVERED TO BATHE TODAY JIMMY LOL or something, like God damn.
>>215676598When Jimmy says that during the rehearsals, you ask the writers to give you a zinger. They come up with like 3 and you pick one. And then you run through the questions the publicist submitted and time out the conversation, adding quips and shit as appropriate. Then you run through it a couple of times.
>>215676682Literally the best response. Doesn't make you look like a retarded nerd and is funny.
>>215676598>How about another joke, Jimmy?
>>215676877he's like that chicken ritual
>>215677452Exactly, this anon understands. The problem with Jonah is that only a handful of actors can play the funny fat guy. He tried it, he failed at it, now he wants out of it, but it is impossible at this point, and whatever he tries it will only make the situation worse. Until he does an hero, which will again mamlke it all the more hilarious.
>>215676877He’s 5’7 and fat with an ugly Jew rat face. Even in Superbad he was the biggest loser of all. That’s why he hated McLovin in real life because he’d be upstaged by him
>>215676682kek this would have destroyed him
>>215676598Just be completely serious>Why is that Jimmy >Oh, well, uh, I was just making a joke that, uh, you look like a guy who doesn't smell good>Do I?
>>215676598Haha oh yeah, really? haha, that's good. I'd hate to cause a STINK up in your little studio you straight edged fucking GOOBER hahaha
>>215676598with "yeah thanks, and you're not as fat as you look on tv!"This is how you bullshit with your longtime friends you friendless aspie tards. Bunch of fuckin nancies in this tread only know how to be butthurt jfc
>>215677580But that makes you sound mad
>>215676598>That was funny, which is surprising
Whatdoya mean? I look like I stink? Whatdoya mean? Like I fart a lot? What? Stinky how? I mean, what's stinky about my looks? What'd you say? Stinky how? What? You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm stinky how, I mean stinky, like I'm a turd? I disgust you. I make you vomit? I'm here to fuckin' make you vomit? Whatdoya mean stinky? Stinky how? How am I stinky? No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm looking stinky. How the fuck am I stinky? What the fuck is so stinky about my looks? Tell me. Tell me what's stinky?Jonah then gets out of his angry power fantasy and answers Jimmy.
>>215676682>n-no ustunning 4chan wit
Mr kimmel whats this I hear about you being best friend's with Epsteins private chef?I also heard you went to the island, care to explain?
>"Which "Jimmy" are you again; the one with the dead kid or the one with the alcohol problem?"
>>215676598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PfwGwaMPbk
>>215676598why not just play into the joke? is /tv/ incapable of laughing at themselves?
>>215678673>just let everyone make fun of you bro
>>215676598>It's called Axe Africa, yeah it's pretty great, you're right
>>215678702yes, its called having a sense of humor and not being an autist that needs to deflect every joke at your expense
>>215676877he snuck his way into hollywood by being a jewish kid sucking up to his school friends producer dad. result is a forever humiliation ritual. like selling your soul for fame and riches
>>215678760calm down, I was just making fun of you
>>215678673>>215678760You, I know you. You're me. A jestermaxxer, or at least, I was... until I found self worth and confidence. Leave the cope of self-deprecation behind anon, your soul will thank you.
>>215676598I'd punch him in the face and call him a twat, then run off stage.
>>215676598>"You smell like shit tho"As if anyone on the other side of the telly will know.
>>215678861Jestermaxxing is all I have, without it I am without worth. I must remain funny lest I be disowned by my friends.
>>215676598>that’s funny, I just farted. Are you feeling ok Jimmy?
>>215678815>he snuck his way into hollywood by being a jewish kid sucking up to his school friends producer dad.But that's everybody in Pedowood. I think they remind them of what they are, it's a mix of the good ol projection/self-hatred that is so common among jews, specially israeli/nyc/pedowood ones.
>>215676877Because he couldn’t accept who he was like a Farley or Belushi and tried to fake himself into a badass lead man, which was just comical to everybody.
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