LOL
as if you needed this to know it was going to be dog shit
Maybe the movie title is about the kid's biological father !Come on that was too easy
>>215682991i wasnt going to spend money on it but it was the first time in a decade i was interested in an upcoming movie. oh well.
>>215682991
Another case of retards not understanding source material. King is a major libtard and a major part of the book is the protagonist being taught by ghetto blacks about the reality of society, how the government has caused all these health issues etc. Basically about how THE SYSTEM is keepung us down. It's very metaphorical, the white average guy is on the run and he has to hide with blacks in the ghetto who are even lowlier and poorer than he is but who know the real truth because as blacks they possess some kind of natural ability to realize real lies (that's what libtards believe). So the (naturally white middle class slightly lib normal faggot, as it's Stephen King) reader is entering their world through the protagonist and being taught alongside him about who really rules the world.If the protag has a black wife and a black kid, the world of the ghetto blacks is not as alien and thus the realization that they have figured it out is not as strong. It's crazy how they always miss the point of their own propaganda and go for cheap superficial shit that undermines it.
>>215682991>White father has to step up and save the day>/tv/ complains about itTv can never understand true kino.
>>215683394no one gives a shit about that faggot King's booksthat is why every single one of the adaptations has to be changed significantly to appeal to anyone
This is what every commercial is like
>>215683563she's really sexy in TRMshe's also in Predator 2, highly underrated kino
>humïlïatïon rïtual
>>215682991eww... jews: let's have him kiss the niglets head and action
>>215682991looked like dogshit, an ai generated joke. now it looks like faggoted dogshit. congratulations kikewood, never going to watch it.
>>215682991Kamala-core status?
>>215683111ayyyyyyyyy
>>215682991I DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS
>>215682991Are they gonna 9/11 the network headquarters at the end or pussy out on it?
>>215684252how did those 2 kids come from them
>>215682991It's amazing how many nigger mutts with single white moms exist in America yet kikes don't push for white men to step up for those nigger muttsIt's like they want the new generation of american to fail
>>215683111
>>215683111Lmao You made my day fellow stranger
>>215684439he could've remarried i guess but pairings and offsprings make absolutely no sense in hollywood anymore, and i'm not just talking about skincolor either
>>215683111Trips kek
Is Hollywood really that dead that they're remaking a B tier Arnold flick?
>>215684983you take that back, it has arnies best one liner
>>215683111Checked and keked
>>215682991thanks for the heads up.BUT my spider senses were tingling already when I saw this poster the only female character is....that one.and there's Colman FlaminGayNiggo front and center.
>>215683111That’s where my mind went, klok.Checked and klok’d
>>215682991AI isn't gonna kill hollywood. Hollywood is already dead.
>>215683563They just had to replace the latina girl with a DEI sheboon because white men don't deserve nice things
>>215683563Now show me the scene in the movie where he's kissing their mixed race kid.
>>215682991lollmao
dont care still going to see it maybe
>>215682991I would watch it for her-
>>215683111Bravo
>>215683111Put me in the screencap
>>215683447greatbaitmate
>>215682991ahahhaahhaha
>>215683111checked and keked
>>215683563Damn i forgor about this qt
>>215684252nasty mutts
>>215683563>>215682991>Niglets>Race swapping Into the trash it goes
Saw a early screening of it in LA. Lots of good action. It's basically nonstop. They do the book ending but with a little twist.
>>215683394>be a giant cuckold and pay for tyrone's kidfucking lol
>>215683111checked
>>215683111Sneed
>>215683111Run nigger run
>>215683111Lmao
>>215684412It’s alluded to in the trailer, as it shows a fight on a plane.
>>215682991Well we know why he's running.
>>215682991>"im going to find your real dad for christmas, kiddo"
>>215682991>A guy with a kid is enough to mindbreak /tv/I don't get it.
>sub zero. now, plain zerokino
>>215683111You earned this (You)
>>215682991Ayo they got baby sneed in this? Sheeeesh I might finna have to cop
>>215689899>a kidIs that a new euphemism for them
>>215683111kek based trips
>>215683111Here before they prune the thread
>>215683111SPBP
>>215682991sad
>>215682991He's running to the store for some cigarettes, he won't be back.
>>215684252>>215682991Shan't be watching.
>>215682991Hollywood needs to stop trying to make this guy a thing. He's in everything and no one knows who the fuck he is
I really just don't like Glen Powell
>>215683111Good post well made
>>215683111>>215682991
>>215691337Understandable. I will now pirate your flick
>>215685780What does she means by this?
>>215683111heh
You guys really hate a movie based on what the main guy's wife's race is and not on the premise of the movie. Why?
Since when is /tv/ so racist?
>>215682991>YOU WILL ROOT FOR THE MISCENEGATING LEADING MAN AND HIS BASTARD MUTTLING GOYIM, SAME AS YOU WILL ROOT FOR THE IMMIGRANTS WHO ARE REPLACING AND KILLING YOU EN MASSE WHILE YOU CONCERN YOURSELF WITH CELEBRITIESAhhh, another day in clown world.>>215691835>>215691827>provoking bait question>twice>by the same fag>>215691337>AH HELL NAHHHH YOU GON RAISE THIS CHILD WYTBOY
>>215691827>You guys really hate a movie based on what the main guy's wife's race is and not on the premise of the movie. WhyEat shit in the original she was a latina I have nigger fatigue
>>215685267>>215691337ITS THE WOKE MAYOR FROM THE BATMAN.
>>215685267They are going to pull the "The dude in the mask was actually a woman" thing again, aren't they?
>>215691992Of course they are. Katy O'Brian plays that role. You cannot have, even for a SECOND, a cool male character in any capacity or fashion. Ever.
>>215683111>Finally, some good fucking trips.
>>215691827I don't watch communism.
>>215692008It does make me wonder, do they tell the stuntmen they are supposed to be a woman in all the action scenes before the face 'reveal'?
>>215691337
>>215685267>Powell's name front and center like the vast majority of the populace knows who this fucking Jew-owned male prostitute isHollywood is an archaic, judaic system of court jesters and bread and circuses that should be retired already. An entire industry of babyfuckers divorced from reality entirely. Fuck them.
>>215691389>What does she means by this?'I am 4/10 with unearned sense of superiority.'
>>215691835its a pol psyop
>>215683111sex me stud
>>215690935>Hollywood needs to......be carpet bombed into rubble by B-2 bombers.
>>215691337the one time they made an effort to find a somewhat prettier negress. how odd.
>>215691827Only when the movie already exists and the only reason they remade it was to arbitrarily race and/or gender swap characters while covering up Arnold Schwarzen-word's legacy.
>>215683111You're alright anon.
>>215685780Cute
>>215683394anyone that anthropomorphizes indigenous African hominids isn't a protagonistby definition they are antagonists
>>215683111checked, put me in the screencap
I'm being forced to watch Chad Powers and it's the dumbest show I have ever seen in my life
>>215683111You achieved comedy
>>215692836>filename that explains the jokeKill yourself
>>215682991It was going to be shit anyway
>>215685780Bobs
>>215683111check'd and kek'd
>>215682991well there goes any interest I had in that slop
>>215683563Guaranteed she was only in the movie because Arnold was fucking herLol
>>215683111Lol blacks sure do that
>>215683111Fuck you, racist scum!!!
>>215683111Nice
>>215682991>Black wife
Another case of retards not understanding source material. King is a major libtard and a major part of the book is the protagonist being taught by ghetto blacks about the reality of society, how the government has caused all these health issues etc. Basically about how THE SYSTEM is keepung us down. It's very metaphorical, the white average guy is on the run and he has to hide with blacks in the ghetto who are even lowlier and poorer than he is but who know the real truth because as blacks they possess some kind of natural ability to realize real lies (that's what libtards believe). So the (naturally white middle class slightly lib normal faggot, as it's Stephen King) reader is entering their world through the protagonist and being taught alongside him about who really rules the world.If the protag has a black wife and a black kid, the world of the ghetto blacks is not as alien and thus the realization that they have figured it out is not as strong.It's crazy how they always miss the point of their own propaganda and go for cheap superficial shit that undermines it.
>>215683394King knew about Tuskegee experiment on blacks, giving them syphilis without them knowing. Yet suddenly he became a propagandist for CDC during coveed? He wanted blacks to inject poison too! Just like Ahnold pretended to care about freedom + free will comes with responsibility to get elected, then suddenly didn't during coveed!
>>215682991>>215684252>Dystopian future where people are controlled by 24/7 television feed >Mixed race couples everywhereWell, yeah?
>>215682991They won't have the balls to have the mutt child die of throat cancer.
>>215699675Pretty sure in the book the daughter and mother are both stabbed to death by the junkies mom brought home to fuck for a quick oldbuck.
>>215682991The book ends with the guy committing suicide by doing a 9/11 on the game show tower building.If they do it in the movie, it gets a pass.
>>215683111Trips of troof
>“I haven’t had work for a long time. I want to work again, even if it’s only being the sucker-man in a loaded game. I want to work and support my family. I have pride."Wonder if they'll keep this line in the movie, feels like it'd alienate the protagonist to 90% of reddit.
>>215683111KekI love this place
>>215699790read the wiki they wont do the ending in this one too. so fuck it. won't even pirate it.
>>215699725>Pretty sure in the book the daughter and mother are both stabbed to death by the junkies mom brought home to fuck for a quick oldbuck.I read it as they were killed by the Network but it's been a while.
>>215683040-My Cuck runnith' overHebrew Bible Psalm 23
>>215683111Hahaha
>>215699813King would be cancelled for right-wing dogwhistling for that in 2025
>>215682991Liberals must worship poo people it's just parts of their genetic makeup
>>215682991>You will raise the lil niglet and you'll love it goyim
>>215683111pfffffft hahahahah enjoy the (you), king, the internets is yours today
>>215682991I had to search through the replies to understand what's supposed to be the issue.
>>215683111I'm jealous I will never get so many (You)s
>>215701434just be based, like me
>>215701504I'm an ESL so I'm not able to crack good jokes
what's wrong with this?
>>215683111This post needs to be stickyd
>>215685267Ah, yes, here is that A-list celeb we were talking about. The guy who can only frown up, down, do a shit-eating grin, and who cannot lose his Southern accent, no matter how hard he tries.
>>215683563So the latina was swapped with a nigger I hate DEI niggers
