>be dunston>check in
>>215685195Isn’t this a /tv/ meme?
>>215685353You a cop or something?
>>215685195>be dunston>fucking die of a heart attack
>>215685195that's based though
>>215685556>check out
>>215685467Yes, and i’m looking for a Pongo Pygmaeus
funi mokne
>>215685556>one off
return to monke
>>215685645I catch you looking at my wife’s Pongo Pygmaeus and I’ll snap all of your bones in half
This poster is better than the movie. And this is how people used to get other people to come to the kinoplex.
>>215685195Holy kino - a monkey is at the front desk and has checked in at the hotel!
>>215685713https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqqst6nbWEs
>>215685754there he goes>>215685810https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-zP66eSLto<3
>>215685810monke drive
>>215685754Me running to my computer when I think of a funny thread idea for /tv/ and it eventually only gets 3 replies.
>>215685195>dunston’s suitcase flies into the twin towers
>>215685556>be dunston>checkem
>>215685556kek
>>215685754look at that lil nigga go
he's just like me fr
>>215685195Best thread so far
>>215685195Why do moms love this movie so much?
I'd rather check him out if you catch my drift (I masturbate to monkeys)
>>215685901My last thread got 0 replies and I was happy with it. It was too smart for this fucking crowd.
>>215687216Imagine being Sam in that scene and having to be like, "Ha ha, I'm giving Faye Dunaway a massage as a joke cause she doesn't know I'm monke and I'm getting no pleasure out of this, neither my character Dunston nor the real me" Like seriously, imagine having to be Sam and not only straddle a naked Faye Dunaway flaunting her lithe body and soft skin under you, and rub with restraint, take after take, while you perfect the farce and stop yourself from getting too handsy. You're a trained Hollywood ape and maybe your trainer watches her nude scenes in Chinatown, Barfly with you like you don't even know what you're watching. You've seen her sex scene with Bill Holden and know you could outdo him, but as you hear Faye suggestively moan in pleasure the Oscar-winning actress manufactures for comedy sake that she's only cooing "Oh that's just how I like it" as you slap her buttocks because she's paying a part, pretending to be Mrs. Dubrow, only reacting with such unmistakably sexual euphoria because she thinks you're a professional masseuse stud, calling you "William" not Sam, not even Dunston, just "William", because she’d never see a monke as any kind of potential lover, and she'll cackle and robe up, give you a condescending pat and joke "He's got softer hands than Warren Beatty!", all in jest, dismissing you as a hairy prop in a kid's movie before you're sent back to the gawkers laughing at your masturbation you've had to endure your ENTIRE CAREER. Your callous ape fingers rub the forbidden fruit of the hairless human's bare back and all you want to do is flip her over and show her how virile and uncomic you really are. Then the director calls for another take you know you have an orangutan's strength and could rip the arms out of the sockets of everyone on set before the wrangler puts you down, but you play your part and endure it, because you're fucking Sam. Won’t lose your future Hollywood career over this. Just check in. Make a funny face and check in
>>215687679it was some other old lady getting a massage, not Faye
DUNSTON NO!
>>215685556in 2010. RIP
watch this
>>215687718But that ruins my pasta.
>>215685195>be baskin>roberts incheck em
>>215685556I didn't even know he was sick
>>215687832Shut the fuck up faggot
>>215685556Came here to post this image
>>215687679>I'm monke and I'm getting no pleasure out of thisNever underestimate the lustful mon-keighHe relished it
>>215685195>Don't... tell my wife... I'm an orangutan
>>215687805That is one cool monkey
>>215685901Most threads that have a lot of replies are jeets and bots. Don't feel too bad. You actually have integrity and don't samefag.
>>215686051Someone, PLEASE edit Dunston flying into the second tower
>>215685556You're one digit off because he was in truth assassinated for political motives tied to new material about the Watergate.
>>215685810WOKE UP THIS MORNING...
Dunston gets roasted at the deskhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPIt8E6M5iQ
>>215685195>be andre>deal with it
>>215690140>DUNSTON DON'T DO IT
>>215687460why do I love this mom so much?
>>215685556He died surrounded by his wives and children, in a preserve he had all to himself, and his flanges were maxed out so far his face was a circle, he died well.
>>215685556Vax status?
>>215689058>Based on a true story
>>215685195MONKE
>>215690268
>be dustan>check em
>>215687832kek, it's kino!
>>215690268kek
>>215685713Those things on his cheecks (forgot the name) mark him as an alfa orangutan. Only alfa orangutan have those.
>>215685195>mfw checkin in
>>215687679The best version of that pasta by far
>>215685195Aren't there titties in this movie?
