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Midge melty
>>215685726>Book describes his face was so fucked up with the scar it was a grotesque swollen monstrosity>Show has it be a tiny little scarlol ok?
>>215685726The Mountain vs The ViperHodor Explanation RevealedDaenerys and Jamie almost killing each other These were some of my favorites
I know things and wine
>>215685902there were plenty of ugly characters in the books and they refused to make 99% of the tv show counterparts really ugly.
Best scene was where the Daenarys burnt King's Landing.
>>215685982
I have a hard time rewatching this show, Kitt Harrington is such an awful actor I just marvel at how fucking terrible he is in any scene, his complete lack of presence, the constant stupid mouth open expression he has. idk how he got cast in this but I totally understand why he has no career now
>>215686199it’s a cool visual but it’s ruined by all of jon’s plot armour and the 100 instances of deux ex machina in that episode that save him from certain death
>>215685902Tyrion's entire insanity arc just vanished. And he gave Dany such terribly bad advice over and over
I saw him on Broadway once, he was not great.
I don't think I'll ever get over how fucking terrible this ending was. So many fond memories of this show that I feel are genuinely tainted now, I will probably never watch it again.
>>215686567>D&D rush out a shitty fucking ending so they can go work on their gay Star Wars show>Blowback is so bad Disney cancels their showpoetry
>>215686617I'd love to hear them actually explain their thought process for the last season, they can't actually have been so fucking stupid to think they could just slap together some bullshit and people would be satisfied, they had one of the biggest shows of all time on their hands.
>>215686646I guarantee you that the suits at HBO were begging them to drag it out as long as possible, but the truth is probably that GRRM just wasn't writing fast enough and D&D didn't have enough juice to keep writing full length seasons without a blueprint. Maybe if they hadn't cut out shit from the books like FAegon and Lady Stoneheart they would've had some more wiggle room, but the downstream narrative consequences of cutting out those characters who will clearly factor into the endgame is just too monumental to overcome. They had to rush a conclusion with what they had.I am not excusing the last couple seasons btw. Even under those conditions, they could've written a better story and not whatever the fuck it was that made it onto the screen. They are full blown hacks.
>>215686714>I guarantee you that the suits at HBO were begging them to drag it out as long as possiblewhat really confuses me is WHY they rushed it, so they could go do what they were already doing but with the Star Wars IP? An IP that by this time was already irreparably tainted. They'd have been better off milking GOT for what they could, I doubt HBO was nickel and diming them as far as their own paychecks went, was Disney really offering more? Was the allure of "creative freedom" over their own Star Wars story too much to ignore? We've seen how that has gone with every attempt by others at Yidsney.
>>215685902Nobody likes looking at ugly people anon
>>215686813I agree, anon, it's weird that the accepted narrative has become that they rushed it specifically because they wanted to do Star Wars. I assume that was part of it, but I assume the larger factor at play was GRRM's absolute refusal to crack the last two books. It really just seems like D&D lost patience with the process and didn't want to keep expanding the storyline when they knew that it would probably only make things worse.
>>215686813They'd been working on Game of Thrones for almost a decade at that point and with all the same actors/staff. I can see why they'd want to do something else.
>>215686956but he's a midgetso he's inherently ugly?
>>215685726>*pulls the ladder*
>>215686199sword should have became aflame when he removed the scabbard
>>215686394>"Or perhaps your balls."I could have tolerated all that. It's the dialogue between him and Ramsay before the battle that felt so forced. They couldn't be bothered to come up an interesting exchange of their own, so they just reference castration like the audience needs to be reminded Ramsay is a scarry character.
>>215686567I've tried to rewatch once or twice since it ended, but I get up to where they start having filler episodes and realize I'm wasting my time.
>>215685726Highpoint of an amazing series. Too bad it all ended in Season 5.
>>215686567This>>215687091If I could find an edit with no North of the wall footage Id rewatch it. It was the best part of the show but the arc ended so shitily. Unfortunately thats where the show starts and I lose intrest 120 seconds in every time.
>>215686956It's a critical part of his character arc. And you ignore the Hound, Brienne, Theon, etc who are all ugly or mutilated
>>215687010>midget>inherently ugly
>>215687259God I'd love tossing her around in bed.
>>215687259I'd watch GoT if Tyrion looked like this
Everyone complains about the ending but nobody says what is wrong with it. I thought it was great. The crazy bitches died and the white man fucks off to live free in the wilderness, leaving the retards to their self-made problems.If you're complaining about the zombies disappearing that's sensible but the entire show should have been the zombies without the pointless political garbage. Doesn't make a lot of sense to complain about them being absent in the end when they were absent at every other point.
>>215687323The unstoppable zombie menace empires fell to destroy getting Dues Ex machinaed by a 16 yrold girl was 80% of it. So much story and plot ruined.Doesn't even take into account the ridiculous plot Armour of that episode.The dragon being sniped by the worlds most accurate balista, Jamie Lanisters pissing on all character growth, and the worst character ever the pirate uncle were all things that didnt help.As to the actual ending I think its biggest problem is how rushed it was. In the books they do a much better job foreshadowing the madness. In the show the Queen going cookoo just kind of happens and it feels like just another lazy plot twist like all of the above.I could forgive it all though if that night king just wasn't so unbelievably fucking awful.
>>215685726fugly midget cast as a fugly midget character, what does it mean?
>>215687259literally has crooked jaw, fugly jew face, fake tits, etc....
>>215687779Are you ok?
>>215686646>>215686617>>215686714It's not wrong to say they rushed it but art the same time waiting would be futile because the bottleneck was GRRM and as we've seen, they could have waited a decade for that fat fuck to do something and it was never going to happen. Once he gave up on the books it was over. Another season or two would have just been more dreck written by someone else trying to piece George's scraps together and it would have been just as bad as all the other seasons once they ran out of books to adapt. All the best parts of Game of Thrones were from GRRM and if he couldn't or wouldn't finish then they were fucked. D&D did a poor job wrapping it up but they were never supposed to have full responsibility for the entire creative process. They were supposed to be adapting someone else's work, not doing all the work themselves. The shit-tier ending is 90% George's fault. He hung everyone else out to dry.
Biggest thing I wanted to happen that didn't was 3 eyed autist being the one that drove the mad king mad, same as the Hodor thing but he's telling the dragon to burn the zombies or whatever.
>>215685726https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4sfyiMCobik
>>215687812I thought they brought in for the last two seasons. I didnt know they created it. Yea that is fair.My only counter is 8 was unbelievably bad. You are correct, they were in a shitty spot. Still, that was the best they could do well some Anon wrote this for free for fun.
>>215687259Would easily and I'm deeply upset that there are no videos of her
>>215687941……
>>215687797mid jew whores with implants.
>>215686567I adored the first four season and even then haven't had any desire to go back and watch them. Haven't watched House of the Dragon either (although I might have if it weren't for the black people with blonde dreads). Just feels like all my passion and enthusiasm for the series was sucked away. Truly a terrible ending. Even putting aside the significant quality drop between the first four seasons and the latter it still would've been remembered as a great show had the ending not been so terminally awful.
>>215687941cringe, but kino
>>215687033>he's horrified by the combustion>no time to think about it>torches a bunch of boltons>storms Winterfell, setting fire to even more soldiers>throws sword down, still alight to beat the shit out of ramsay's face>gets taken away with sansa in charge of his custody>looks back to see his bannerman putting out the fire with water>he stumbles up to his feet and wordlessly takes the sword back>stares at it with a confused look realizing what just fucking happenedmfw
>>215686617And yet they still get steady work. I wonder whyyyyy.
>>215690263we call it money laundering these days but if you want to play pretend go ahead nobody's stopping you
>>215687941here's a better one
>>215685902Anon they cast Peter Dinklage, what more can you ask for
>>215690254he should have raped her. right then and there. raped the ugly right out of her.
>>215687014You mean the highchair
>>215686567But it was kino tho?
>>215686567my guess is that fatman had some pivotal points that he shared with dumb & dumber but neither he nor them had any idea how to pace and execute themfatman because his "let characters grow and write themselves" and addiction with making more and more useless filler characters means he will never finish, and d&D because they've always been hacks that cant write for shit if it isnt based on existing materialbut in the end all the shit that happened in latter seasons that wasnt in the book, was always meant to happen>dragons dying>arya killing nk>hold the door>jon killing dany>jaime folding and going back to cersei>jaime and cersei dying together>cleganebowl>euron's entire buildup and hype ending with the grace of a wet fart>bronn and sam ending up with way better shit than they deserve
>>215687529>have ancient undead giga zombie monster dude>set up Jon for the entire show to have him in the right place, the right time, with the right equipment and training specifically to take him on>set up the scene so the two will eventually have to come to blows>lol jk he gets one-shot by a 100lb soaking wet teenager with a sharp rockThere's subverting expectations and then there's whatever the fuck they did with that season.
>>215690344Why are Jaime and Cersei Altmer now?
Any scene with bronn is a scene worth my time.
>>215690474They set Jon up as true king of the 7 kingdoms going head to head against the undead night king. Would've been so fucking kino.
>>215685726Is he talking about other midgets getting job in hollywood again?
>>215690474the rogue defeating the bad guy with a crit is kinda cool though, should have still been Jon though
i will never forgive d&d for how they treated the one true king
>>215687033Stannis already had a flaming sword.
>>215690344>Have you heard of the high elves?
>>215690614Not in the show
>>215690331pedo
>>215690614only with the help of Melisandre, it gives off no heat, fake news
>>215690710shut up
>>215685726I liked Dinklages performance as Tyrion but found this scene over acted.
>>215686199You know what's really fun about this?If Sansa had told Jon the knights of the Vale were riding North, Rickon and a huge amount of Northmen and Wildlings would have survived the battle. Hell, Jon himself almost died just so she can have badass "woman power" moment.
>>215690581It can definitely be done and done well, they just completely dropped the fucking ball on it.
>>215690614No he has a flaming whip>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price."
>>215690594COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS CITY
>>215690392Arya killing NK is absolutely a D&D move, they even stated they wanted it to "surprise the audience" which it did (but not in a good way). I think whatever scraps G gave them were bastardized to such an extent it's hard to imagine they were real.Like the stupid expedition beyond the wall or Bran becoming king because fucking Tyrion thought he had a "good story".
>>215690783>>215690818>"Form ranks, you dogs!"
>>215690831>Bran becoming king because fucking Tyrion thought he had a "good story".In the original script GRRM gave them it's because he had a "good tax policy" and planned to kill all the dothraki, even the baby dothraki in their little dothraki cradles
>>215690831I what made it even more awful is Bran's storyline being the worst in the entire show. His character had so little consequence that a background character who was literally retarded had a better arc than him.
>>215690906His story was so shit that he was literally ignored for an entire season
>>215687323King Bran makes zero sense within the context of the story and what we've been shown in the past 8 seasons. Multiple characters acting like complete retards to make the plot work. Varys, Jon, Littlefinger. Tyrion. You end up with situations where Jon kills Dany, then instead of executing him the Dothraki and Unsullied hold him prisoner for like 2 months so his family can come and act as his judge and jury? Like what? During a trial were Greyworm demands Tyrion to not speak, only to have Tyrion electing Bran as King like 5 minutes later... Like that's not how any of this works lol. It's not just the Zombies that dissapear, it's Daenerys armies too. Huge amount of plot armor. How many times is Arya engulfed by flames in King's Landing to be ok in the next scene. Same with the Long Night. Character surrounded by undead, scene cuts, comes back everyone is fine. Poorly written tie ups for characters. Sandor and Arya spend a month travelling to Kings Landing only for Sandor to tell Arya that 'revenge is bad' at the last second which changes Arya's outlook on life. 'revenge is bad' to fucking Arya, the girl who's obssesive quest for revenge not only got her the justice she wanted but also gave her the skills to not only save her family but the entire world. Revenge is fucking awesome Sandor, you just suck at it. i could go on and on, literally everything about the final seasons were trash
>>215690923if they killed him then they would be at war with the entire North, they're still valuable allies even though a lot of them are going to be pissed
>>215690392I can see Jaime going back to Cersei, but not after fucking Brienne and then abandoning her, and claiming he doesn't care about the smallfolk.>man who literally stabbed his king in the back because he was about to nuke a city's worth of smallfolk
>>215690773>It can definitely be done and done well, they just completely dropped the fucking ball on it.It completely wastes 7 years of build up that could have been used to further the next part of the story too. Writers room>We need to sell the idea that the Seven Kingdom will choose Jon as King over Daenerys to make Daenerys decent to paranoia believable. >We then need to make it believable that the Seven Kingdom will come together and name Bran King. >Luckily we have this world ending threat, we've been building up for 7 seasons, we can have both Bran and Jon be instrumental in defeating it giving the entire Kingdom to see them as great leaders and heroes making what comes next>Nah lets have Arya do it then have everyone forget that the White Walkers were even a thing in the next episode. Like they had the perfect set up, instead we have show Jon who the North doesn't even want to follow. So you have Varys hyping him up as this great leader and we're like 'wait what, his own people were going to usurp him like 1 episode ago' Nobody likes Jon but the freefolk and the freefolk are basically illegal immigrants.
>>215690973>if they killed him then they would be at war with the entire North, they're still valuable allies even though a lot of them are going to be pissedWhy would they care? The North is in shambles, they had the numbers and the discipline and control over the city. Hell they could just kill Jon then leave. They seem to have no desire to stay in Westeros.
>>215690992>Nobody likes Jon but the freefolk and the freefolk are basically illegal immigrants.So Jon is the Democrat candidate?
>>215691010well i agree it's a weak point but there still would be enough people in the realm that would be more than willing to drive the unsullied and dothraki heathens back to essos which would probably happen eventually anyways but for the time being it's still worth it to maintain a tense alliance with the north. Also personally I think they're respecting Daenerys by not killing him, she wouldn't have wanted that even though this isn't communicated in the show at all
>>215687941It still misses the central part: Brann going full necromancer druid gandalf on their asses. That was the whole point of his journey for 7 books and why Night King was rushing to kill him before he became a literal god ffs
>>215691054>So Jon is the Democrat candidate?He's pro immigration (freefolk)He's anti-climate change (white walkers) He's one of the few characters that actually cares about the well being of the smallfolkHe's the only democratically elected leaders (Nights Watch)Yeah dudes totally a democrat. And the new king (from one the oldest richest families, gives his sister her own country, and puts all his unqualified friends in positions of power) exiles him and makes all the immigrates leave (freefolk, dothraki, unsullied) Also climate change (the white walkers) weren't that big of a deal after all. Dealt with in 1 day, didn't require help from the entire kingdom. Nothing to worry about.
>>215691110You forgot that the new king likes watching his beautiful sister be beautifully raped
I still sometimes think about Jaime riding to Highgarden and just... walking in.Highgarden being one of the biggest and best defended castles in the realm, able to withstand siege for years... though by show logic they needed to hold up for just a day or two before Dany rocked up with her dragons and horsemen.But apparently all the soldiers in the Reach are pussies because their sigil is a flower or something.And Olenna was just alone in that massive castle, not a single cousin or relative of the Tyrrell family existed.
>>215691189It was beautiful.
>>215690923>literally everything about the final seasons were trashOn a rewatch I can barely get to S5.
Why can't they make historic dramas like this? Multiple seasons and long episodes.
>>215691203>"Ramsay's name is a contraction of Ram Sansa's Pussy, Sansa. I warged into him."
>>215691253>Tfw Joffrey, Littlefinger and Ramsay did nothing wrong and it was all just Bran fucking with Sansa
NO ONE GETS A JOB
>>215691328Bran is the biggest asshole in the series>let sansa and arya fight and almost kill each other for a whole season>didn't tell anybody that dany was going to go insane and burn king's landing
>>215685726>Selfishly fucks over every midget actor
>>215691247The Tudors was decent and worth a watch even if was a was a bit inaccurate on the actual history of Henry VIII
>>215686567It was worth it for the memes
>>215691345>didn't tell anybody that dany was going to go insane and burn king's landingWhy would he, if he did that he wouldn't be kingNow he is and is able to 24/7 torment the Queen in the Norf while his picked council of a dwarf, a female "knight", the token competent guy and a mercenary who doesn't understand economics run his nation
>>215691444Which completely contradicts what he said earlier>I can never be the lord of anythingSo either D&D forgot again or Bran orchestrated everything to become king
>>215691457He conveniently said "lord".So he can be king of the seven kingdoms. This is also why he let the North go free, because this makes Sansa's eventual husband a king as well and means he won't be breaking his word when he permanently wargs into him
>>215691400All the weekly threads were worth it back then, so least we had that.
>>215691444Tyrion is a good hand though, Brienne is more of a knight than most men in the realm, and Bronn is shown to be competent and would learn quickly
>>215691506>Tyrion is a good hand thoughHe WAS a good hand before he drowned in Valyria and Jorah pulled out another random dwarf who can only tell eunuch jokes>Brienne is more of a knight than most men in the realmTry convincing the smallfolk of that>Bronn is shown to be competent and would learn quicklyBro literally does not understand money beyond the fact he wants to spend it
>I'd love to kick Tyrion Lannister in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped boot under his chin, send that little imp flying through the air.>As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and choking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly, reminding him the entire lannister army has had their way with both his wives. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, singing the rains of castamere and finally ending the disgrace to my house.
>>215691534that's because he was in exile and plunged into a huge war, now that he has position again he's not going to fuck it up>smallfolkliterally who cares what they think, she's Kingsguard and is more than capable of defeating anyone that challenges her and Bronn definitely would come up with unconventional solutions to problems (like murdering all the known thieves before the siege) but that's not necessarily a bad thing. And with Bronn in the position you know with certainty you can rely and trust him, don't see why he couldn't learn fast and desu if he knows how to spend then he would also know how other people would want to spend it and exploit that
>I. AM. ACTING.
>>215691609SHANSHA PEEESH.
>>215691557Imagine being Tyrion Lannister. You win your inheritance against the wishes of your father and then the day comes for you to inherit Casterly Rock. You roll into the Lion's Mouth like a wretched snark fallen from a grumpkin tree blooming in the depths of hell, and Ser Kevan sneers at you from atop the great stone stairway with well-justified disgust born of ancient genetic memory. He looks down upon you like a colossus in the vast distance, his hurricane breathing tossing you about like a lion's toy. Undeterred, you board your hasty chariot made of an old matchstick box drawn by two centipedes and whip them into action with a string of dental floss. The noble steeds prove fast and unwieldy, you'll have to use all the gold in Casterly Rock to replace them. After reaching the edges of the first stair, you swallow hard knowing the immense task before you scaling such an incredible height. With sewing needles in hand, you begin the arduous eight-hour mountain climb up the step, stopping only for rest and a high-calorie nutrient feast of a single sesame seed. Along the way you are nearly crushed to death when a tumbling cascade of dust motes screeches by. But finally, after defying all the odds, you reach the summit. Ser Kevan detects your presence with the aid of a Myrish eye. "A Lannister always pays his debts, Lord Tyrion" he says, with the bile surging in the back of his throat. He hands you the keys to the rock, but they are like a red comet sent from the seven heavens. It must suck to be a dwarf.
>>215691203I use to have all of these their were 6 then my hard drive crashed and now their all gone like rapes in the rain
>>215685753>>215685781This.
>>215691534the smallfolk don't give a fuck who's on the kingsguard if anything she would be extremely popular, brienne the beauty now warrior knight, there would be a bunch of songs written about her. The female warrior archetype is already something that's revered in places like northern houses and tribes or down in dorne
>>215686386>no career nowuh dent wunt et
>>215692220seems like harrenhal should be bigger
>>215692261yeah it's not my favorite depiction, Balerion was really fucking big though and I think it throws off the scale
>>215685726The cracks already appeared around ss3-4 but they were still very good Ss5 is when they went into full blown fanfiction with removing very important plot points like lady stoneheart, Young Griff, Euron being some Eldritch abomination instead of meme pirate…This destroyed the main narratives and everything slowly crumbled until the ‘climax’ that is ss8 lmao It is basically beyond salvageable by their stupid decisions way before ss8, what you saw is only the final result. I think D&D were fully aware of that so they decided to wrap shit up as fast as possible to jump ship.
>>215692306S7-S8 especially feel extremely empty cause there are barely any characters left, king's landing feels like a ghost town.This is because D&D skipped a bunch of characters and then killed off more cause they didn't know what to do with them, so basically only (some of) the characters GRRM said were relevant for the ending remained.
>>215691198Bruh not just the Tyrells, all the cousin or relative of other houses also disappeared during ss7 and 8 They basically gave out massive lands to whoever favorite characters and called it a day
>>215692306cracks were already blatantly apparent in season 2 with that awful fan fic quarth plot
Fuck. Should I finally watch this piece of shit? I think I dropped out in the middle of the 5th season when it was running.I know that it really sucks as it progresses towards the end but surely there's at least some good moments here and there?
>>215686646>they can't actually have been so fucking stupid to think they could just slap together some bullshit and people would be satisfiedThey had already been doing that for half a decade and it worked just like that. Actually they most likely would have pulled it off if they just had Jon and Dany marry and rule happily ever after. People weren't mad that the writing was nonsensical amateurish shit which it had already been for years, they were mad because their queen slay self-insert didn't win.
>>215692412no you should not its fucking awful
>>215692241gormless
>>215692412No, after ss5 it is beyond stupid, watching it is like watching someone spit on ss1-4
>>215686386He was okayish during 1-4 He is exceptionally bad in 7-8 because the plot gave him nothing to do beside standing there being reluctant and moody
>>215692306You want the good girl but you need the bad pussy
>>215692516having genuine chemistry with the ginger probably helped a lot
>>215692529Oh yeah Dorne plot is another fan fic with nothing related to the bookWtf was that
>>215692412You dropped it at the right time. Parts of the second half and especially S8 are kind of fun if you enjoy trainwrecks, but it's definitely not worth slogging through it all.
>>215692306GRRM's ending wasn't/isn't going to work no matter how faithfully they set it up.
>>215692565There is so many thing funny about the ending of ss8 The Iron islands was given a big fuck you as they watched the North became an independent kingdom lmao Basically at that point there is no reason for any of these kingdoms to stay,
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>>215692586It depends on what GRRM actually planned Danny madness could be done easily Brann becoming king could be a plot twist like he manipulated the whole timeline for it to happen lmao Night King didnt even exist in the book so there is no Arya killing him, there has to be other ways to defeat them ENTER STANNIS!!!
>>215685902similar thing happened with Jorah Mormont. He's described as super ugly in the books but in the show he's the handsomest motherfucker in all seven kingdoms
>>215692560why couldn't it be me having genuine chemistry and sweaty sex with prime rose leslie REEEEEEEE
>>215692651Actually ruins the plotline since it's unrealistic and unbelievable that Dany wouldn't be all over his daddy dick.
>>215692651Nah he is not supper ugly, just looks like some unattractive, dirty middle age man, the type that you usually see rapping hot anime girl in hentaiDamn that would be goodOn the other hand, some characters received nerfs, like Catelyn is supposed to be a red headed, big tits milf in her 30s. And Danny is a prime jailbait
>>215692712>type that you usually see rapping hot anime girl in hentaiUgly bastards quite literally have "ugly" right there in the name.
>>215692705Sorry anon but Dany only likes brown or black cock
>>215687941yeah more like CRINGESLAYER
>>215692757But not super ugly, just ugly enough for the readers to self insert lmao
>>215692770Daario Naharis and Jon Snow are black?
>>215687529wtf, is this real???
>>215692712Emilia Clarke was not a bad casting, she looked like a teenager in S1. But then she got older and put on some pounds.
>>215692809> Daario NaharisBrown in the book> Jon Snow are blackYes, he is a crow (and not fucking her in the book)
>>215692819Nah she is supposed to be quite younger, like 13 if im not wrong Clarke looked 16 at best
>>215692853Yeah she is 13 when she gets married to Drogo and 14 when she gives birth, in the books that is
>>215692835I have severe doubts the Jon/Dany romance would ever happen in the books. Jon has no reason to go South, Dany has no reason to go North, especially while King's Landing is still under Lannister control.I'd sooner believe Dany is going to fuck Young Gryff than Jon.
>>215692835>Brown in the bookIt's not specified but he specifically has very blue eyes.
>>215690901Kek, underrated post. I laughed heartily.
>>215692835>Brown in the bookDaario is from Tyrosh one of the most western free cities there is no reason for why he should be brownHe might have a tan because he runs around with his free company in east but still
>>215692835>Brown in the bookYou are projecting, he's Tyroshi.
>>215692412That's the best time to drop it. Now you can watch/listen to the actually very good Histories & Lore videos from the Blu-Rays on Youtube, featuring narration by the cast. I wish I was in your position, and that I hadn't watched and waited for 3 more seasons of schlock.
>>215692940Tyroshi definitely sounds like a white sounding region
>>215692835>brown in the booksDaario is Euron in disguise dumbdumb
>>215690392>>215690831People seem to forget there is no Night King in the book for Arya to kill So all the plot points in the ending are very questionable
its a fucking crime they cut almost all the dreams especially the wolf dreams, oh and the house of the undying, fucking assholes
>>215692982there could be we have no idea one way or the other
>>215686567>I don't think I'll ever get over how fucking terrible this ending was.Uh no, you're just a chud. The King of the Midgets said so!
>>215686567my wife claims to have adored the whole series but she's tried a rewatch 3 times and never gets past S4
>>215692999They cut too many things 80% of Dance was cut to altered beyond recognition
Hey, how come sam never lost any weight?
>>215693015This is incredible ironic considering the backlash the show got after they killed our brown girl Missandei who was like the last woman of color on the show
>>215692982The Night's King in the books is an old legend about a Night's Watch commander who went evil after fucking White Walker pussy and started doing human sacrifices.It could just be worldbuilding flavor or he could still be around.>"As for the Night's King (the form I prefer), in the books he is a legendary figure, akin to Lann the Clever and Brandon the Builder, and no more likely to have survived to the present day than they have." - GRRMBut can't really take anything he says at face value until he FINISHES A FUCKING BOOK
>>215692982Yeah, also highly doubtful they will have a dragon unless there is one drozen somewhere beyond the wall.
no no NO NO NOOOOOOOO!!!! DAMMIT NO!!!! KHALEESI AND JON WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE HEROES AND GET MARRIED AND RULE TOGETHER AND RESTORE THE TARGARYEN DYNASTY AND BRING BACK THE WHOLESOME DRAGONS!!!! MY FAVORITE PRETTY WHITE PEOPLE CHARACTERS DIDNT GET THE ENDING I WANTED FOR THEM IN MY HEAD AND THEREFORE THE ENDING IS TRASH!!!!
>>215693041He is constantly carb-loading and eating goy-slop
>>215693041pretty sure in the books he's implied to be way fitter than he was when he joined up, he just still views himself as a fatass
>>215693058Yeah i mean the Night King being the origin and the boss of white walkers after some Children of forest’s magic mumbo jumboNot that Night King I also truly believed Arya arc is for her to be an emotionless murder-loli, not some smug girlboss with anime power
>>215693070nigger pls. it's how they got the result that's insulting to the viewer. entire character arcs cast aside like everyone is suddenly acting in some in-universe play
>>215693041He ordered burgers like how they ordered Starbucks
>>215692982Stannis becomes the new night king and joins the white walkers after he burns his daughter and snaps mentally
>>215693131Dont rep, that is clearly a bait
>>215693119Arya did fuck all after genociding the Freys, but in the books it will be more likely Wyman Manderly or Lady Stoneheart in that role, so who the fuck knows what Arya is actually supposed to do.Probably kill Cersei.
>>215693139Heresy, Stannis is the true Lord of Light!
>>215693150maybe she kills dany
>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith … even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair. Then, Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again>He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed
how did a guy who got paid a ridiculous amount of money, completely fail to even have the same accent as his mother and sister, and everyone else from the westerlands? tyrion took me completely out of every scene he was in, from season 1 to the last season.how did he come across as an actor trying his best, 100% of the time, rather than the actual character he was portraying? i really think this guy gets a massive free pass because he's a dwarf and therefore people are afraid to criticise him.jaime also has the same issue, but to a far lesser degree. and jaimes actor is dutch or some shit so it at least makes sense. and thats just the accent thing, he's definitely a better actor than peter dinklage.
>>215693150Little Fingers, not in some gay trial but after he actually reached the throne, for maximum cockblocking
>>215693182this sounds boring. how bout in the show adaptation, we just put 'finger in the bum'? sounds good to me!
>>215690392They legit said in an interview that he only had endings for a handful of characters, and all the sort of late editions GRRM has no idea what to do with them, so Dumb&Dumber kind of combined them with other characters, which is why Cersie was still in power since she basically took FAegons storyline. >Hold the Door>Stannis Burning Shireen>Bran as KingAre ones strictly from GRRMs mouth but there’s a few other things I’m sure are givens>Jons short reign as king and exile>Danys death + Death of Dragons>The Twins dying together>WW were created by the childrenI also wouldn’t be surprised if some of the plots he shared were from the earliest drafts/ideas he had for the story before it ballooned. Fatman should’ve just worked with the kikes, no doubt we could’ve gotten a decent ending, he was a TV writer initially and he had to know they were going to eclipse him.
>>215693182yeah but does he have a BIG COCK???
Reminder Arya was gutted and died in a sewer. Night King was killed by the faceless man.
>>215691487Just remember: there will never be anything like that againThe forums of the old internet will never come backThe good 4chan of the old internet will never come backFrom now on, it's only shit
>>215693208In the books there are so many moving pieces that I can't see any ending at all being viable unless like 70% of whats going on is just red herrings.
>>215692306>lady stoneheart, Young Griff, Euron being some Eldritch abomination instead of meme pirateAll nothing burger meme characters
>>215693236lady stoneheart is about to hang brienne, Euron is coming to fuck them all up the bum
>>215693208>Jons short reign as king and exile >Danys death + Death of Dragons >The Twins dying together I have my doubts about all of these.Stannis and Rickon will change the northern storyline in a big way.Dany may go mad but it will be very different.I don't think George will undo all of Jaime's development like D&D did.
>>215685726The funny part is that in the novels he absolutely is monstrous enough to do that.
>>215693270He literally had a guy murdered and turned into soup and fed to peasants BEFORE his "villain arc"Can't imagine why that detail didn't make it into the show
>>215693236>hurrr you can write a shitty nonsensical story when you remove important characters so actually they don't matter at allGetting really tired of this fucking retarded argument.
>>215693279Because the actor became so popular he reneged on turning him villainous.
>>215693263didn't jojen have a green dream that he saw bran and rickon dead along with their wolves? could be bran is "dead" because he becomes the 3 eyed raven but I still think rickon and shaggy and summer dying to be very likely even if manderly does serve the frey pies
>>215693208>>215693222Danny becoming crazy and dying is a good storylineJon's exile is not unreasonableBran as king is even GRRMs idea as anon saidJamie's return is not out of this world and could be conceivably justified given the twin's history, like an abusive relationship or stockholm syndrome whateverNothing is wrong with the actual ending, it's just the rest of the season and HOW it got to the ending that's the problem
>>215685902I think they should have met half way with the book and just have him lose an eye instead so he gets a eye patch. He's disfigured, but in the cool way.
Rickon is quite literally a shaggydog story, like it's actually spelled out right there.
>>215693295That's basically my position tooThe issue is Dabid ran with several seasons of their own OC fanfic then decided at the last second to snap back to the original ending outline they were given. They should have just made the good guys hold hands and shoot friendship lasers at the Night King like the audience wanted, they'd be far more successful now.
Jaime killing Cersei is one of the most obvious things in the books but then again people missed that Renly is gay and Dany is mad.
>>215693321>people missed that Renly is gayNah that cant beHe literally runs around in dresses as a childHe has a rainbow-guard instead of a kingsguardIm sure there were other hints
>>215693335Loads of people were mad that the show made him gay.
>>215693222Yeah there’s a lot of shit that should be combined/dropped. Honestly I can’t really see a feasible way for Westeros to even unite and put up a good fight. Especially if the wall falls at the end of winds they’d be fucked. >>215693263Stannis is not going to be successful he might win the battle of ice but he’s definitely not winning the war(you don’t burn your daughter if you’re in a winning position). Plus I’m inclined to think the northern lords will probably fuck him over anyways, by installing a Stark in Winterfell.
>>215693313Too obvious for GRRM, I'd say. I think he's going to pop up at the very end to become the Lord of Winterfell. There must always be a Stark and all that.Bran will be king, Arya is no-one, Sansa won't have much to do with the North I think. So it must be Rickon.
>>215690392>>euron's entire buildup and hype ending with the grace of a wet fartThe "Forsaken" chapter already proves this is not going to happen.
>>215693335at the feast when cat shows up renly is being dutful towards margery giving her choice cuts of meat an occasional peck on he check etc, but cat notes he spends most of his attention on loras and if you miss that then the big oneCat: "i'm going to pray for wisdom perhaps you should do the sameRenly: "everyone is dismissed Loras you stay its been so long I need reminding how to pray"I mean really you've have to be pretty dense to miss it, same with the blackfish
>>215685761
>>215693363It’s probably for the best, what does adding another apocalyptic element reallly add to the story?
>>215693340no they were mad it was so blatant and having literally fag sex scenes, in the book all the hints are there but its never outright stated the closest it comes is with stannis>you'll be pleased to know margery came to me a maiden>in your bed she's likely to stay that way
>>215690923You also forget the biggest, most gaping plothole in both the books and the show.Tywin is preparing all of his forces to defend against Stannis... while Renly, with a much bigger army, is alive and marching towards him. Apparently he read the script/author's notes and knew beforehand he would be magically assassinated.
>>215693335>>215693364>she came to me a virgin>in your bed she's also like to die that way
>>215693388I think Renly didn’t siege kinglanding for optics? Or something along those lines.
>>215693388uh no tywin is fighting robb, tyrion is preparing to deal with stanis because he considers him a much more dangerous threat then renly, their is an entire book about this its called clash of kings, maybe you should read it sometime, if renly did besige the city the plan is to hold the wall sinec its a day or twos ride from harrenhal to kings landing, they would smash renly between as tyrion puts it>kings landings the anvil and our lord father the hammer
>>215693388Stannis was coming from Dragonstone right? That's way closer to Kings Landing
>>215693431But Renly's army is several times larger, has much more support, and more powerful Houses behind him. He's the #1 threat.
>>215693408no he was taking his time gathering up all the highgarden and storm lords very very slowly moving north, its not a terrible strategy his thought is by the time he arrives robb and tywin would've wrecked each other, hopefully stannis too with his pitiful force and renly shows up a savior to the small folk and sweeps up, stannis fucked that when instead of attacking kings landing he sieges storms end forcing renly to turn around and go deal with that and we all know what happens next, the lannisters plan is right here >>215693419as for robb idk force the lannisters back from the river lands I suppose
>>215691054In all honesty the probable way GRRM will have Jon go North of the Wall:>the Others' threat is defeated one way or another,>the seasons regain their regular cycles>the areas North of the Wall now begin to thaw out and experiencing longer, warmer summers,>the Free Folk declare Jon "King of the North">he marries either Val or the Other female (as a peace pact) and fucks off
>>215693455shut up >>215693419this is explained in detail in the book
>>215693455all the more reason to hold kings landing
>>215693490What I mean is that they make ZERO preparations for him, including actually preparing for a siege by a giant army. Walls do you no good when you have nobody to man them.
Renly was fucking retardedStannis offered to join forces and name Renly his heir until he had a son, which 100% was never going to fucking happen. Renly should have taken that deal then and there.Although objectively I think Renly King and Stannis Hand would have been the most effective combo. Renly is useless and Stannis is unlikeable. They'd need to work together to match Robert alone.
>>215693505yes they do tyrion is gathering as many men as possible to hold the wall which is much easier on that side then the bay side which is where stannis attacks from, the plan one more fucking time is as follows. If renly gets to them they hold the wall until tywin shows up at their rear and smashes them, renlys army is largly untested "knights of summer" where as tywins force consists of harded veterans of the last war plus mercenary's from essos plus the rest of them that have been fighting robbs armies for over a year now, it would've worked Renly would've been wrecked
>>215693511he offered Renly his old seat on the council too, and at that point Stannis hadn't named a Hand so Renly could've asked for that as part of the deal as well
>>215693511>Renly is useless and Stannis is unlikeable. They'd need to work together to match Robert alone.Robert was a shit king, Stannis would’ve been a shit king, Renly also a shit king but he would’ve had strong allies so it wouldn’t have mattered.
>>215693505>What I mean is that they make ZERO preparations for himi mean by preparing for stannis you're also preparing for renly, they knew stannis was going to attack first he's the immediate threat
>>215693555Robert was a beast in war even when he got fat he was loved by both small folk and nobles and his two best friends were the lord of the vale and lord of the norf and he had a binding alliance with the lannisters he was unconquerable, this is my word and as such is beyond contestation
>>215691374>Entire movies and TV series about some dynasty in England, who at the time was a minor power at best.>Not a single one about actual titanic dynasties, like the Habsburgs, the Jagiellons or the Komnenos.
>>215693555>Robert was a shit kingAbsolutely everyone agrees that Westeros under him went through a golden period of peace and prosperity.>But that Was Robert Arryn!Yes, and Robert knew to leave running the realms to more competent people than him.
>>215693635>habsburgswho wants a story about a bunch of inbred mutants?
>>215693382scathing self report from Renly here kek, only a fag or virgin would say that
>>215693649Lmao what, the books have smallfolk outright state that they wish Aerys was still king because back then everything wasn't shit.
>>215693662>Who wants a story about a dynasty that, at one point, ruled over the Holy Roman Empire, the Spanish Empire, the Austrian Empire, and a few other minor realms.... at the same time?
>>215693664I'm not sure what you mean its Stannis that owns him in the exchangeRenly>>you'll be pleased to know margery came to me a maidenStannis>in your bed she's likely to stay that way
>>215693555No he wasn't? He was strong as fuck in his primeHe was exceptional at making friends, even with his enemies (the Greyjoys being the only exception, but NOBODY could convince the ironiggers to not chimp out) He was pretty hands-off when it came to ruling but that's hardly a bad thing when he was also good at putting competent people in charge of things>>215693668That was one guy and he was old as fuck. I don't think that was meant to be commentary on how good Aerys' reign was, it was just a joke about a boomer doing "back in my day"
>>215693674I think this portrait speaks for itself
>>215693015but he also hated it
>>215693668that was once the war started and it was one stupid old fuck
>>215693676Except everyone always leaves out the next part of that conversation.
>>215693727>no I think she'll be with child within the yearits a lame recovery at best, stannis is calling him a fag and everyone knows it
>>215693487I don't think we can extrapolate anything from show Jon, he was their "hero" character.I think book Jon is not a Targaryen but Ned and Ashara's bastard, fAegon will be the "other" Targaryen.Also I think his resurrection will be radically different, he will likely warg Ghost and become beastly while his own body is "dead". Some sort of a Lady Stoneheart-like figure but dedicated to fighting the Walkers.
>>215693680>>215693649Robert is a mediocre king, sure he delegated but who was the most competent person on his small council? Jon Aryyn, and even then that’s a maybe. He was wasteful, and neglectful and pretty much allowed the current power dynamics in Kingslanding to flourish. Guy was a limpdick ruler. Couldn’t even tell he wasn’t fucking his wife.
>>215693749No, the part where Renly calls Stannis a cuck and he spergs out.
>>215693750>I think book Jon is not a Targaryen but Ned and Ashara's bastardjesus fucking christ the people here
>>215693787which renly knows as well as anyone is a lie,where as what stannis said was true so once again stannis comply owns him in the exchange and renly's only resort as to repeat tavern gossip like the little bitch he is
>>215693777Littlefinger was basically a magician with moneyAnd you can hardly blame him for not knowing what he was up to, nobody suspected a thing
>>215693750the dragon has 3 heads you dumb fuck faegon is the third
>>215686042For once I'm glad they didn't fill a show with uggo darkies and pale tits seem to be the main draw
>>215693750>i think book Jon is not a Targaryen but Ned and Ashara's bastardNigger are you stupid? How can you read the books and come to this conclusion without being a contrarian?
>>215693797>stannis said was trueNo? Renly might be a fag but there's no reason he can't knock up Margaery. Whereas Stannis has demonstrably failed to produce sons. Even if it's not true, it still hits Stannis in a sore spot and he draws his sword at a parley like an idiot.
>>215693750no the red woman is at castle black, she will sacrafice shereen which will rez Jons body but unlike lady stoneheart Jons mind is as you say in ghost so he will be able to jump back into his own body
>>215693211Spoken like a true shitllenial unc
>>215693809Nah GRRM already said it doesn’t have to be a Targ, so it’s probably Bran.
>>215693832he mocks him for the rumor about patchface he says nothing about stannis not being able to produce a son
>>215693843then its he who is of the night emolord supremacy
>>215693750>Some sort of a Lady Stoneheart-like figure but dedicated to fighting the Walkers.i could totally see Jon being the king of the north but north of the wall, he's always been told he's a southerner to the wildlings but they just made him king of the north in show because he's a popular character. I could see him rejecting the throne and giving it to Bran to avoid conflict, kinda like how Aemon turned the throne away and went to the wall
>>215686199HOLY KINO
>>215693702Kino.
>>215693826Yeah it's retardedJon is obviously the kid of Ned and Lyanna StarkThat's why Ned was so soft on Cersei, because he knows the struggle of having a secret incest baby
>>215693809Dany, Viserys and Aegon are the three heads.
>>215693849>"Oh, I expect I'll get a son on her within the year. Pray, how many sons do you have, Stannis? Oh, yes—none." Renly smiled innocently. "As to your daughter, I understand. If my wife looked like yours, I'd send my fool to service her as well."Stannis then loses his shit.
>>215685726>Dink sitting on a low shelf after pushing the 4 ft ladder down on all the midges trying to get roles in Hollywood.
>>215693879he just didn't want to see their skulls caved in by Robert
>>215693879More likely Benjen but still she was gone for two years, wolf pussy loves dragon sick sadly.
>>215693884lmao
>>215685726Not a good scene. It was the writers trying and failing to "match" RR it was cringe and reddit as fuck
>>215693888so you agree with me that he was just repeating tavern gossip he knows to be false?
>>215693884Viserys please you're dead also retarded
>>215685726>Well, fuck you, Peter! Don't speak to me or my son ever again!
>>215693635>>215693662>>215693674Those dynasties were germanic not franco/anglo/semitic like the tudors so do the math on why one gets multiple movies and tv shows about it and the others don't. same reason we never get charles martel movies
>>215693944based total anglo supremacy
>>215693833Resurrections are not free, he will come back different for sure, especially since he was killed by his own sworn brothers. That sort of shit matters.Otherwise, what would be the point? In the show it was literally a cheap cliffhanger, nothing would have changed had he not been stabbed to death.
>>215693821>pale tits seem to be the main drawFunny because actually by far the best tits were on a nigger. While the best ass was on Ygritte
>>215693982the "not free" part is the burning of sheereen "only death can bring life" and further more he'd come back like lady stoneheart but because he warged into ghost its a loophole
>>215693996>YgritteSpelled Melisandre wrong
>>215693982>LSH>Coldhands>Beric Dondarrion>Robert Strong (?)There's like 4 undead characters and they're all varying degrees of fucked up.
>>215694050and I say warging into ghost is the loophole
>>215694021I know Shireen is at Castle Black, but I seriously doubt they will burn her there to bring Jon back. At that point Jon is pretty unimportant, Melisandre still believes Stannis is Azor Ahai, nobody knows about his parentage, he is just a bastard.
>>215694039Did she even show her ass on the show? That one much older gif is cute though.
>>215685726thats probably the worst dwarf "speech" in the show
>>215694084its not to bring Jon back I've posited this theory for years now, she sees stannis trapped in a snowfall in the flames, she sacrifices sheereen remember she has a decent contingent of the queens men with her to "save the prince that was promised" as shes a hack fraud it does as intended and does save the prince that was promised it brings back Jon
>>215694084Yeah people seem to forget GRRM said it was “Stannis decision” to burn Shireen. Not sure how Jon will come back, probably by accident.
>>215694087Several times. Once when she's unglamoured even.
>>215694087yes many times, how could you have missed it?
>>215694111>>215694118Can't be that good then or else I'd remember it.
>>215693944The tudors were nobodies and had no claim to the thone. The current british monarchy is not a dynasty is a germanic nonce parade installed by a Dutch trading franchise
>>215694105oh one more thing to add here the legend of making lightbringer involves sacrificing your beloved which Jon has already done on top of that a big deal is made of how thoros of myr uses wyldfire to make his sword burn but it destroys the sword and sallador saan says that stannis sword is now a burnt wreck etc, Jon has long claw, that ain't being burnt up in wyldfire. Of course Reghar called Jon aka aegon the prince that was promised so yea basically Melly does this big song and dance sacrifice to "save the prince that was promised" and it works exactly as intended, she just got the target wrong
>>215685726The best scene was Jon explaining a battle strategy to Tormund and him just nodding "Good"
>>215687231>TheonHey fuck you, Theon was good looking.
>>215694288He's mutilated though.
>>215693182literally picrel-tier.
>>215686956Thanks for the hot take, ambassador of everyone opinion
>>215687231Damn you can just tell this is from the pilot.
>>215694333no thats darkstar, he is of the night you see
>>215694207>there's no time to flesh out this dialogue, but here's another pointless battle scene, look at those dragons wreck shit isn't it cool, just look at the explosions and ignore how that army telephoned across the entire continent in 30 minutesBasically the last two seasons in a nutshell.
>>215694362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R2St68Kl-gactual best scene
>>215694385oh bullshit if you really want a best jamie and biranne scene its the bath scene no contest
>>215694385>>215694408probably the best scene in the entire showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOpQqVCt-Jc
>>215686199This dumb shit was the second worst episode of the series (for me, since I stopped watching some time in season seven).
>>215693944>Jagiellon>Komnenos>germanic
>>215694424it was dumb and stupid and bad but guess what? it got worse
>>215693799This. People who only watched the show forget that Littlefinger comes off to literally everyone as a meek, agreeable person with a sense of humour. He's HARMLESS, especially since he nominally has no power whatsoever, being from a laughably weak House.
>>215686199>Westeros-Warriors-PS5-Xbox-PC
>>215690831>>215690906Brans arc makes no sense in the show because they cut out most of the weirwood magic plot and had Arya end the white walkers by killing the night king with a karate chop.
>>215693921major copeRenly mogged him
>>215694365agreed 75% of season 8 shouldve been army marching
>>215685726Disgusting ladder pulling gnome.
>>21569454275% of first season was people walking and then the rest was them sitting or standing because they didn't have money for stupid battle scenes and it was really good, yes.
>>215694526I'm sure thats something a faggot would think
>>215694493no he fucking doesn't you dumb drone, literally every scene of the books he is in he's a smug, insolent and obviously untrustworthy bastardyou retards just parrot everything gurm says, apart from picrel for some reason
>>215694542unironically yes
>>215694578wtf why didnt they have the major series climaxing battles in season 1
>>215694453All the battles past S4 were dumb as shit,highgarden fell without a siegestannis losing because D&D hated himeuron managed to sneak up on dany's fleet three (3) fucking times but somehow she still got ships leftsansa never telling jon about the Vale knights and almost getting them all killed as a result, i mean she is directly at fault for rickon dyingall the retarded teleporting aroundthe wight hunting expedition which was so retarded you could write a whole ass essay about itoh, and>the long night
>>215685761my sides
>>215693210Reminder Dickon and Rickon became gay emperors of Essos.
>>215694578Yeah, I'm thinking thank fuck they never showed any of Robb's battles, would have fucked up those tooStill managed to butcher his storyline though.
>>215694607Because they didn't have the money so they cut it completely and then had to shoot more scenes of people talking to fill the time.
>>215694610>all of the bad because...because they just are ok??
>>215694591>literally every scene of the books he is in he's a smug, insolent and obviously untrustworthy bastardNot really.>>215694591>apart from picrel for some reasonHe's right. It's a nation of immigrants. You also imported niggers by the literal boatloads the nanosecond you gained freedom. You have no one to blame but yourselves.
>>215694633the only real major battle in a game of thrones is tyrions one and instead they knocked him out at the beginning when he actually did quite well
>>215694633they cut the final battle of King's landing from season 1 and moved it to season 8 due to budget issues?
>>215694632oh so the early seasons are bad too then?When are you dorks just going to admit you hate the show and stop talking about it?oh yeah that's right, never because then all you have is the abandoned book series, kek
>>215694644yes, really. read the actual books instead of fatman interviews you wretched thirdie
>>215694642they are bad if you put any effort into thinking about the logistics, strategy or even the reason for said battlesbut of course the people at those watch parties at bars clapped and went crazy because the big dragon burned shit
>>215694669>they cut the final battle of King's landing from season 1What?They cut Tyrions battle from season 1 and the whispering woods ambush
>>215694633>>215694655>>215694669missing point this badly>>215694644oh right of course its only esl subhumans left here
>>215694702so they should have cut the final battle for walking scenes? youre not making any sense friend
>>215694677>the abandoned book series
>>215694713At least my nation never imported niggers by the boatloads the nanosecond it was established.
>>215694713didn't miss the point at all the point is the only important battle they missed was tyrions one, apart from that they did quite well in season 1
>>215694610Hardhome was actually the single stupidest battle included in the show.
>>215694714>youre not making any sense friendIm NTA but sureIm just saying they cut Tyrions battle and the whispering woodsI guess the other anon was saying that they only had scenes of people walking around instead of these battles
>>215694701>muh tax policy nigger
>>215694750should watch marvelslop if you just want to see "cool" shit and invincible protagonists killing the bad guys
>>215694702Cutting Tyrions battle was for the best, it was so stupid to read actually took me out of the book.
>>215694775Marvelslop> mysterybox slop which is all asoaif is>thinking about the logistics, strategythe books are famously terrible for all of these things you retard
>>215694801asoiaf is far from mystery box pretty much every mystery is already known and the few that aren't have very obvious resolutions I don't think you understand what that word means you stupid capeshitter >the books are famously terribleyou're just trying to b8 eh?
>>215694786how so? it made perfect sense
>>215694801the day GRRM writes about Jaime Lannister walking into Highgarden because the Tyrell soldiers can't fight due to their sigil being a flower is the day I agree with you
>>215694847Tyrion actively killing people in battle? Come on nigger it’s as stupid as the acrobatics he did at Winterfell.
>>215694869no it isn't tyrion is very strong you need to actually read the books instead of parroting nonsense, his legs a shit his arms are strong, when he's on a horse well armed and armored he's as dangerous as anyone else, its when he gets knocked off his horse he's nearly useless
>>215692241>made millions standing around looking sad>married into literal royalty>now lives in a castle like Jon Snow fucking his redhead wildling wife on a daily basiswhy the fuck would he want to have a (((career))) in modern entertainment? he'd be out of work soon anyways now that everybody is going for AI slop. My nigga won.
>>215694896are you serious? GGRM even said he didn't realize the physical limitations of people with dwarfism when he was initially writing his story. No Tyrion would not be as capable or as strong as any other trained footmen.
>>215686394Back then, i was convinced the lord of light was looking out for him. Thats why he was rolling nat 20s the whole battle.
>>215690500The only person to make it out ahead after all was said and done.
>>215695064he's not a footman he was mounted armed and armored, it really depends on the dwarf and tyrion was always strong its his legs that are the problem, did you know that ther were actual dwark communities guess what they were? miners, seriously they were small and strong and could dig deep and literally no kidding were smiths and craftsmen, dwarves fucking dwarves to make more dwarves who kept mining bringing up gold and silver and jewels and crafting them, the fantasy trope has a origin in real history. The strong angry little dwarf who was good at crafting is literal reality
>>215692516I feel the inverse. I thought Kit+Clarke were showspoilingly poor actors up until the 7th season, where they suddenly became likeable people, possibly helped in part by the other characters in the show becoming dumber
>>215685726i hate the show and that fucking midge but I read three of the books and I do like that line.
Why does Stannis resonate with incels so much?
>>215686567should have read the books and dropped it before the show even came out like a real man does
>>215695215Because he is the guy
>>215695215? why do you think that?
>>215695258Because he got taken in by a fake e girl
>>215695225the books are so shitty the author can't be bothered to finish them
>>215695766His prose is also full of shite
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>>215692261But then how would it fit on the table?
>>215695941>3 threads, one just about to hit the limit>nO oNe TaLkS aBoUt THis ShOw ANyMorE
hardhome is peak television
