>wins the fight against benny>loses the fight to a random french scam artist who's probably never been in a fight beforewtf
Who hasn't won a fight against Benny.
He was the kindest. I like to immerse myself as him when I watch the series because Artie did nothing wrong the entire way through. He was loving to his friends (you have to love to serve) and his wife was super beautiful.
He would bash chris
the frenchman fight happened first, Artie just leveled up afterward
You think being in the mafia gives you special fighting powers? The whole point of joining is so people can't touch you. They're all fat and out of shape.
>NON STOP
Artie had been made to look like a bitch so often that he finally snapped
Benny did nothing wrong. Artie was simping for a scam artist whore
If I remember correctly, artie and benny ended up even? Both fucked each other up good at least once
>>215685998The loser in both fights was the one who went into it sure of themselves thinking they were just going to push the other one around.Also, Benny was like 5'2" and soft. Super common for short guys to overtstep their place in the pecking order because they forget regular sized people instinctively view them as non-threatening.
>>215686027>his wife was super beautiful.>tony has a dream about fucking her in front of artiei'm happy tony never actually did it but it sucks that tony thought that way about his friend and his wife :(
>>215686865>i'm happy tony never actually did it but it sucks that tony thought that way about his friend and his wife :(It was a dream. Saying that's what he thinks about Artie is not a fair representation of it
>>215686011This, Benny was a jobber and a journeyman Absolute passenger
>>215686234Benny's was more of a cheap shot when Artie was on the job and just shoving his hand in a pot
>>215686188I’m not saying Benny was a tough guy but I don’t understand why you think street guys aren’t automatically capable of fighting. You don’t have to particularly good, but yeah, if you’re in the mafia you’re going to violent to a varying degree. Sure, some people are brought in because they make money but that environment is going to usually involve violence from time to time when you’re coming up and gaining respect.
>>215686192>CONSENSUAL ANAL
>>215685998
>>215687194Benny was 5 feet tall
>>215685998It would be humiliating to me to lose a fight to a man who speaks French no matter how tough he wasHe could have like 7 black belts in numerous forms of martial arts and I would be like "damn I can't believe I got beaten up by such a pussy"
>>215685998THE BENNY?!
>>215687348Criminal mastermind?
I liked when Phil beat the shit out of Benny too. He was a little weasel
>>215687054i disagree, artie was essentially telling him to fuck himself in public after benny begrudgingly agreed to Tony's request to leave him alone. Artie was clearly instigating and should've expected that benny would react (as any man would).
>>215685998He was dialed in when he went against Benny, against the french guy he was pretending to be a mobster
>>215687416still a cheap shot even if Artie instigated it earlier. dude walked up behind him and dunked his hand in a pot
>>215686918how is it unfair? he almost fucked adriana but they got into a car crashtony is an insecure faggot he constantly has to reassure himself that he's the at the top, the number one alpha
>>215687602>FAGGOT>turns around 360 degrees>now you can't hit mevery based anon
>>215687232What exactly does that have to do with what I posted, faggot?
>>215687282Van Damme speaks French.
>>215687648not the same thing. their first fight was fair because they got to shoving first and then Benny punched him face to face. much different than sneaking up behind someone and fucking them up
>>215687857weight and height are the most important factors when it comes to a physical fight
Artie's wife was about 10 leagues above him it's one of the only things in the show I can't suspend my disbelief for.
>>215687857I mean being a manlet is a huge disadvantage even if you are a violent fuck yeah.
>>215685998WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTERIZED DATA COLLECTION
he had tremendous moxie for a man his size.
>>215688265not that unbelievable>italian, somewhat family oriented>born in the 70s-80s (?) so still more conservative than today>artie was pussy whipped, charmaine had her on a leash>charmaine wasn't a looker, she just had huge honkers
>>215688794she has a much prettier face than Carmela
>>215688806https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/sopranos/images/f/f1/Carmela_Soprano.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080701003727https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/sopranos/images/3/3f/Charmaine_Bucco_2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160922163438I think Carmela looks better, but Charmaine aged better. Also Charmaine is 10x more classy and respectable than Carmela. The way she carries herself is infinitely more graceful.
>>215687887and he trembles in fear at the mere mention of Steven Seagal
>>215688847carmela had a bigger ass. but i think people also forgot charmaine had some cunty moments with artie too
>>215687282Italians are even faggier than the french.
>>215685998the french guy ripped his diamond earring out, so artie got SHOCKED
>>215688923if you show up to a fight with an earring... come onmight as well tell your boyfriend to hold your purse too
>>215688907You're right, she definitely kept herself in great shape. Charmaine on the other hand wasn't too concerned with working out. Basically it boils down to tits vs ass.>but i think people also forgot charmaine had some cunty moments with artie tooI'll be honest, most of the time she was being reasonable. She knew exactly the kind of many Tony was and didn't want Artie to throw their future away trying to get involved with them. But Artie was insecure and always felt she was chaining him down and not letting him live the high life which he saw the mafia guys live. And I say this as an avid hater of cunty wives like Skyler White.
>>215687857>t. 5 footer
>>215688981this 5 footer finna shove 5 feet up yo stupid ahh
>>215689018I don't speak zoomer
>>215686027I agree and it upsets me when I see women calling him a loser
>>215689091you won't be speaking anything once I shove my 5 feet up yo ahh
>>215686027I dunno if he was the kindest. He felt like a loser because he wasn't one of the gangsters even though he was surrounded by them and they were friends.It made him lash out and do retarded things.Like he was ungrateful of his wife caring about him. She was always bitching but it was always the truth, warning him to not get involved and so on, and because Artie felt unhappy with himself he didn't listen and even called her a cunt and they divorced.Then the issues with Adrianna and the other slut who was fucking Benny and ran that scam in the restaurant. Both times it was really about him feeling jealous and wanting them because he is unhappy with himself and his life. He is a good guy, but he clearly sees himself as a loser and it makes him be a fucking asshole.
>>215686865Yeah but don't forget Tony did actually fuck Charmaine before both of them married other people kek.
>>215688915just verifiably not true
>AAAAAH!! MY ASSS!! MY ASSSS!! AAAAAAH!!! HE SHOT ME ON MY ASSSS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! HE SHOT ME ON MYYY AAAAAASSSSS!!!!
>>215687636He's like a dog with two bones
>your best friend fucked your wifeHow do you cope?
>>215687194Most of them aren't. They're just crazy. The best example of it in the show is Ritchie. He acts tough, but you never actually see him fight. Even guys like Beansie he attacks out of nowhere with weapons. They aren't all like that. There are guys like Furio and Paulie but by and large the mafia just relies on unprovoked escalations.
Fights don't work like DBZ power levels.
>>215690808cope dyel
>>215688946you oughta know, sweetie
>>215689205>ahhkill yourself
>>215690943unc twippin twippin :skull:
>>215689837>he clearly sees himself as a loser and it makes him be a fucking asshole.same applies to most people in the series, especially tony and phil. the sacred and the propane
>>215689091
Sopranos was an insane heightpillthink about it
>>215692383>Why doesn't Tony, the biggest Italian, eat all those who oppose him?
>>215690542It was before they were married or dating.
>>215692604So?
>>215687527>Qu'est-ce que c'est, man? Message machine broken?
>>215688265Artie was handsome, Charmaine just had big tits.
>>215685998another victim of the criminal master mind benny fazio
JEAN PHILIPPE
>>215694260Fuckin frog eatin futcha de gaz...
>>215685998he surprised Benny at home in his underwear whereas the Frenchie had time to realize that artie was mad and might strike out
>>215694498benny was a mob soldier
>>215694510>mob soldierlet's be real, all gangsters can do is shoot. real life gangsters are fucking skinny african-sized pussies that simply lack the scrupel to not shoot you. It's not like in the superhero movies where the mob boss is some Schwarzenegger sized final boss and his henchmen look like Van Damme. It's either fat old guidos or young sacks of skin and bones, which matters little when they put a cap in your ass.
>>215686865>but it sucks that tony thought that way about his friendThe entire series is just one big tearing down of the Italian American mobster myth that dominated the public perception since The Godfather.Tony is a sociopathic piece of shit.
roadies?
>>215691798I agree with Phil, I don't think loser is the word for how Tony sees himself. He sees himself as bad. Not the same.
>>215685998>who's probably never been in a fight beforeHow do you know this? Stupid assumption.
>>215694589Wellp, Marxist Jews have been on a cultural demolition project for a long time now, but this is something that doesn't bother me. If you want to jerk off to just how awesome gangsters are and want to be like them, you're retarded. Yeah, crime is bad, people that do crime do so because they are bad.
