Vito...? Fuck you doin?
>>215686214not the best sub I've seen but not bad either
>>215686214Props to him for taking the hit and playing Vito. Imagine he gets a lot of shit for it but the Vito homo saga was some of the funnniest most memorable parts of the show>"Midlife crisis? Suckin a cock?">"You look like a puerto rican whore">"Put Vito on the phone asshole" part>Phil mentally unraveling, and scenes alluding to him being gayI could go on...So much kino came from that storyline
>>215686214POV: You're a security guard at a construction site and your D is about to get S'd
>>215686214What? It's a joke! I can probably get a note from my sandwich artisan!
>>215686297looks unstable
>>215686214Washing? Not cooking?
>>215687810Shoulda been "Cooking, not prepping"? But I decided against because of the implications... In the end I failed you...
>>215686214I have talked to this fat faggot at least a dozen times. He had a booth at the ASD trade show in Vegas that was next to mine, circa '10-'17. He's obnoxious and I told him to fuck off
Subs made in that hotdog way where all the toppings are spilling out are the worst. It's so awkward to get a bite that has all the layers. The bread should've been cut into two pieces and the sandwich built in layers, cut in half,and wrapped.
Vito what are you doing with all that bread? It's just empty carbs. In the video game you were so much healthier.
>>215687952Fuck you.
>>215686596I thought the actor suggested the closet case storyline so he wouldn't be written off
>>215688377old vito gets plenty of meat alright
>>215688436Fuck you and your inability to make a sandwich right.
>>215688436OH!!!
>>215688447Youre correct. That anon is a retarded know nothing.
>>215686214he should've just shotted them right there at the parking lot. nobody would suspect him, they'd probably think it was some fag seething about the extortion
>>215686630I work as a security guard. A lot of older men proposition me. Now I understand how women feel. I'm not some piece of meat you perverts!
>>215688447I read somewhere that the actor hated gays so chase made him a fag as a joke
>>215688436>I KNEW THAT WAS COMIN
>>215688447I read somewhere that David chase actually saw the actor giving head to a security guard on the lot irl and decided to write it into the show
He showed up on the Ben Mallah channel as a private chef for some reason. Acts like tough guy Vito which I guess everyone wants but holy shit it's bad
whatchu guys gettin?for me it's the FBI
>>215686214This man always looks like bad cgi to me and I can't explain why.
>>215689781young henry sounds good. i'd take it to go, peel the prosciutto off, eat the sub, then finish the prosciutto
>>215689781The Veal Parmigiana Sandwich (Fuck You)
>>215689781For me, its the PIE-O-MY patsy parisi
>>215688377Pickle?!
>>215686596>>215688525What's worse is he is still out there selling knockoff sopranos merch, doing character appearances at parties as Vito, doing videos on Cameo, etc.
meat on top or on bottom?
>>215690273>What's worse is he's trying to earn a living.
>>215690318it doesn't matter, i can manuever the meat to the bottom in both scenarios
>>215690273Yeah. Fuck actors they should give me stuff for free
>>215690273>be an important actor in a multi-season award winning tv show>still living in a shithole house hawking bootleg shitDude must've run through his money almost immediately. Just doing convention appearances is usually enough to keep out of work actors afloat.
>>215687924>ASD trade showAIDS!?
i was broke at the time but vincent pastore had a "broccoli wad" cash roll rubber band, that was "elegant...like him" at this weird chinese dollar store
>>215686214That's just Gino from episode 1
>>215689781it all sounds pretty good. fat guys know how to eat I guess
>>215689799Fuck, now I'm seeing it. There's something really uncanny about his face that looks even worse when you take a screencap of him in motion.
>>215689781>Johnny Sack>eggplantwhat the fuck did they mean by this?
>Minimum of 6 hours
>>215686214He's the only one from the main crew that's never invited to events or reunions
>>215686596>Phil mentally unraveling, and scenes alluding to him being gayIt's so gay how Sopranos reused plotlines, there was a car crash every fucking season and they already did the "homophobe is gay" shit much better with Richie. But the idea that Phil wanted to fuck men in prison but didn't want to break his code, leading to resentment of Vito over it, is hilarious.
>>215691459Do you get to fuck him in the ass too or do ya gotta wait for that?
>>215688551That's still kinda hot bro, imagine a cute, lowly security guard submitting to a wealthy man for extra money.>>215689781That menu isn't bad, kek'd at Gigi's having turkey. Johnny's should've had imported provolone for the cheese, and Tony's should be that sandwich he threw out in season 6, capicola and marinated peppers iirc.
>>215690273>>215690468I've heard he haunts Sopranos locations that get visited on those Soprano Bus Tour things with a table of merch, it's just pathetic.
Phil took the trouble of hiding in that closet for hours just because he thought it would be really ironic and he wanted to make a flamboyant and dramatic entrance. He was 100% a fairy.
>>215691697There were reviews of those places like BEWARE OF JOE GANNASCOLI, I read he can be nice or get impatient if you're not buying anything.>>215691695Also there should be an egg or tuna sub for Junior.
>>215691459>>215691670>Vito comes over to your house at 5pm and cooks you dinner>You're done eating by 6:30>You start dropping hints to Vito about how late it's getting and suggest that maybe it's time for him to head out>He reminds you that you agreed to a minimum of 6 hours and demands you listen to his Sopranos stories>It's 11pm>Vito starts saying it's probably easier for you to just let him crash at your place>You sort of feel bad for him and he falls asleep on your couch so you let him stay the night>After a week he won't leave and you start pressuring him to get out of your home>He offers to start sucking your cock and cooking all your meals if you let him live with you for free
>>215691483Probably with good reasons
>>215690468he was a minor character for all but a single plot arc that was like a quarter of a season. I doubt he made that much money
>>215691790Unfortunately he got typecast as a gay parade float and never got more than bit parts after that
>>215686214Why mafia so homophobic?
