no two ways about it. this coomer couldn’t even last a year without a woman. pathetic.
>>215686412I would have stripped the sleeping ladies and masturbated on them and titty fucked them and then sleep like a baby because I didn’t have to listen to a woman. If anything I might have woken up another guy to hang out with and alternate which sleeping girls we titty fucked.
>>215686412Would have been cooler if she found out he's awakened other women before her, and spaced them when they rejected him
>>215686499This guy gets it. Anons, never get married. Sex sucks and vagina is overrated. Just pay women to jerk off on them. You'll live a long happy life.
I would have smiling like David at the end of Alien Covenant. Taken out all the threats and created a horde of sex slaves.
>>215686412That's the point of it. It was a fucked up thing to do. The alternative was losing his sanity, living out his life in total social isolation. But also, every single day would have to remake the decision not to wake someone up. Most people wouldn't be able to do it.Hell, a lot of guys wouldn't have picked and tried to woe them into some happy life together, they'd have done >>215686730 >>215686499 >>215686803
>>215686412no one can hear you raped in space
>>215686499Could have just slapped some tits on the Serafinowicz robot and went to town
did she get stockholm syndrome in the end? Why would you love a creep who fucked up your trip to another world.
>>215687189Did your brain merge Passengers with John Wick 2?
>Trusting a fucking robotWhat was he thinking?
>>215687220Because he was chad
>>215686412He held out as long as he couldWho knows how many times he fucked the bartender instead
This movie had some pretty good moments and ideas and a lot more potential to be something good. It just couldn't decide what kind of movie it was.
>>215689695It's that type of Sci-fi movie you can watch with a girl.
>>215687289
Rape and murder in fact. How Hollywood could ever think this would fly is puzzling.
>>215686412ending was shit desuhow it should have went down>don't bother with the whole captain waking up or the damaged ship story arcs>after she finds out, she brutally murders him with a blunt object the night that she sneaks into his room, rather than just beating him up a bit>she disposes his body out of the airlock, kino shot of his bloodied and frozen corpse floating off into space>one of those JLaw writer/narrarator monologues about life on the ship by herself, discussing the morality of what both she and Pratt did and lamenting about being alone but optimistic for her future on the ship>near the end of the monologue a shot of her disassembling the bartender while she discusses her optimism>next shot is her looking at the pod of a sleeping Chad, running her fingers along the glass>cut to black and roll credits
>>215686803Mega based
Didn't someone make an edit of this where it's entirely from Jennifer Lawrence's perspective instead?
I would have picked one pod to poop on the entire time
>>215686499>ywn titty fuck a sleeping passenger while your partner in crime rails you from behind what's even the point
>>215686412butthole
>>215686412>couldn’t even last a year without a woman>a whole fucking year
>>215686499>I would have stripped the sleeping ladiesYou can't. You have to wake them up to open the pod.
>>215686499The thing is you have to wake them up to have physical contact, dumbass
>>215686950Or the other alternative was to dismantle the ship bolt by bolt until reaching the crew's bridge and waking up that damn captain.
>>215689830>a shot of her disassembling the bartenderFucking why? It's the only comforting presence on board.
>>215692038She had to get it on
>>215692038It was HER turn
>>215686412I do not understand why he wakes her up instead of fucking as many woman as they sleep and inseminate to them getting pregnant. Imagine how many you can fuck if you was he.
>>215692169How would he fuck them without opening the pod? Isn't it like if you open it you wake them up?
>>215692211He could use chlorophorm rag on their face emmediately and then close the pod while she still sleeps
>>215692324Chloroform does not make you sleep for 90 years anon.
>>215686730yeah and then that's what makes her accept being woken up because it makes her feel special. that would have really pissed off a lot of people
>>215689830She's a vapid socialite writer. You'd need some way to make it believable that she could figure out how to wake up someone. With Jim, his background explained why he was technical enough to figure it out from the manuals. She wouldn't stand a chance. Maybe something like they find a pod with a crew member, work together to wake them up, and the crew member becomes violent so they have to kill them. That both explains how she can revive a chad later and how she is able to overcome the reluctance most people have to murder when she kills Jim.
>>215686499
Does she show her tits in this one?
>>215686412>watch the more realistic version of such a scenario
>>215686412ive seen her butthole
I don't like scifi with stupid plots. Why would I watch scifi if not for the interesting plots? Might as well watch Starwars. Garbage movie.
>>215694284>more realistic version>cannibal mutantslel
>>215686412stop calling everything rape, you deranged tranny.you wouldn't make it either if you only had an AI bartender to talk to. choosing a woman was just a bonus.
>>215694284kino
